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Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 14, 2016, 12:34:37 AM
All the random lame-ass recurring guests, from Dr Morgus to Billy Mumy.

Hehe

For what it is worth, I think Jorch is lucky to get Mumy, he is actually a pretty talented guy musician- and actor-wise, even though his music is a little too soft and corny for my tastes, some of it is well put together though. I don't know about his acting nowadays, he seems to be doing good voice work, but he was probably among the best of kid actors in his time. Personally I wouldn't blame Mumy in spite of Jorch's decision to have him on. To be honest I don't get that Bill was all that thrilled to be on the last couple of times.

Quote from: Azzerae on August 13, 2016, 06:47:30 PM
Jim Malliard did a new interview with Noory

Guess what?

He's not going to retire, ever

That's what he said

It's the fear of that which inspired me to make this:

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3242.msg358716.html#msg358716

A lot of good points raised here, I don't have too much else to say over it.

Some things come to mind. Although I have not been an ardent Art Bell supporter, here's my opinion of at least some of "the magic", I'm going to sum this up quickly in three parts, but all of these are really the same thing.

1. Uniqueness, non-conformity
2. Atmosphere, doing a show out of your home in the middle of the desert, all you had to do was mention the night sky and the listeners own imagination kicks in
3. Interests, with technology, wires strung up, radio equipment, and antennas all over the place, I'll also add 'ideas' to interests which brought listeners even closer to the show, webcam shots of his studio, fast blast, ghost to ghost, predictions, just in general you knew a person with a pulse was using their brain to put on a better show than the usual drudgery--which was pretty much every other show on radio at the time (all politics).

Anything but the boring in-studio, overly-organized, highly planned, timed, scheduled, lacking in spontaneity and creative thought, highly commercialized/corporate environment, not that a radio studio is boring but they are often in buildings right next to offices with cubicles which are the pinnacle of the work-prison system, it's pretty tough to imagine the drudgery of an office cubicle with how Art had it set up.

Now as far as Noory goes the most spontaneous thing about him is his Sinatra and Elvis song performances we get to hear about. I'm glad though that we only hear about it rather than have to sit through it. "Jorch in Concert" is not something I care about.

It's not that I don't understand the idea of why the show is allowed to continue like it does but rather that I'm complaining about it and I'm going to complain about it and that they (whoever they are) should have to put up with me complaining about it or actually do something to change it!

I don't think what is going on in radio is much different than what goes on with anything else in the business world. And yes it is all company politics or at least the typical approach. Especially in broadcasting or with the television media. After Craig Fergusen left the Late Late Show on CBS, some network "geniuses" gave James Corden a show out of the blue and nobody in this country even knew who he was! And even the British people who did know him because that's where he's from do not think so highly of him. Now CBS pretends that he's a big hit because he does one bit called 'Carpool karaoke' on that show that's managed to "go viral" Youtube or at least is popular with some young people because of the pop music stars. Actually it's hardly a bit, more of piece where he sings so maybe there is some relation to Jorch's propensity for song there.

The point to take away is that everything is stupid. EVERYTHING. It doesn't do anybody any good to sit back in silence (away from the "haters") and say "oh well we've figured it out, we have our answers so it all makes sense now". Hahaha, no that's not it, that's not it at all. Rant, yell, jump and scream! Ah let it out, now doesn't that feel much better!

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘Jorch is just hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’



One thing about that scene that cracks me up they act like going the window is a such a revelation, like it's actually the most powerful way to accomplish spreading a message or getting the truth recognized. But while you're under the hypnosis of a movie, it's actually quite believable until you step back and go, WTF was that I watched, was it a dream? Did someone write a classic script or did they just shit all over me? Sometimes it's a hard call.

Quote from: ItsOver on August 13, 2016, 05:51:38 AM
Yes, but not surprising.  Jorch is just reading from his 3x5's.  If Tommy had passed him a card that had "So, tell me.  Do you thing I'm a complete moron or just a brain-dead idiot?," Jorch would have dutifully read it.  No comprehension or conversation either required or implied.  Thanks, PremRat!

Haha, I really wish somebody would get in there and put that to the test! You know this idea about 3x5's, is it literal 3x5's or just any way of prompting toward getting our mustachioed monkey to do something? I mean 3x5's are sort of old-school technology for 2016, there are other ways of getting this done like visual cues, signaling from behind the production booth glass, teleprompters or computer screens, whispering his next line through his headphones, or dangling food stuffs just out of his reach. Possibly even an electrostimulus device just to keep him out of deep sleep. I can't be sure that he doesn't come equipped with a set of puppet strings attached.

Quote from: albrecht on August 13, 2016, 10:21:51 AM
Almost always. Even way before the show ends he makes statements like "wrap this thing up" "last segment coming up" and etc.

I also wonder if that is why he always introduces segments, upon return from commercial breaks, with statements like "indeed, indeed" "of course we are with" (when the guest has yet to be introduced or announced) and other weird phrasing. He is trying to get the show done as fast as possible and get out of there for a turkey sammich (why he likes making Tommie do banter and callers ramble on or play weird 'contests' or even, during some painful shows, folks singing to win prizes of his unread books.)

It's so inexcusable! And I know it's been said many times before but it bears repeating indefinitely (or as long as he stays), even on Jorch free weekends.

Quote from: michio on August 13, 2016, 04:20:26 AM
The following was heard on tonight's show (Friday).

Georgie "Tell me about Cecil the lion." "Was he dying?"

Lady dead or alive animal communicator: "Cecil the lion, that was like one of the saddest things I've ever had to do."  "The whole world was mourning his loss and everyone was saddened by what happened to him." She said Cecil gave her a profound message she posted to her FakeBook page where it went viral and in every country in the world (so she said).

Less than a couple of minutes later I hear:
Georgie: "Do you deal with communicating with animals that have also passed on?"

Two things to be amazed by in this discourse. Georgie had no idea who Cecil the lion was or why it should be old news to anyone who doesn't live in a cave without satellite, cable, or Internet access. Georgie, after clearly hearing her talk about talking with Cecil the lion that had passed, then proceeded to ask her moments later if she communicated with deceased animals.

It's truly remarkable, it really is.

I was half listening to some of this, but it really is a perfect example of his not being there. I don't understand how it is possible for him to keep the job and the network not get fed up with him?

I understand that for many years now people have said that commercial-paid terrestrial (over-the-air broadcast) radio is dead and everything is either service or podcast and online or whatnot but all the more reason for traditional radio to shoot for more quality not having to put up with this mediocrity.

Quote from: Laurakinch on August 12, 2016, 10:27:54 AM

Oh this should be posted for posterity in the gallery! haha

Quote from: Humilia Lepus Foramen on August 10, 2016, 12:24:46 AM
Has anyone heard this story before?  Noory just said he almost got kidnapped when visiting Mexico a couple years ago, and it almost made national news.  Huh!?

Yes, I particularly enjoy that he calls it "kidnapping" instead of something like an abduction (probably because he thinks that's reserved just for the alien visitor thing). Anyway he is very much like a child so I guess "kid" is good enough.

Maybe he was "spirited away".

Quote from: area51drone on August 10, 2016, 05:27:16 AM
Ahh... folks, The Master, Mr. George Senda himself, has said multiple times - he treasures his books.   He's not only getting a new copy, he's paying to SEND it to Noory to get it signed again.  You don't get a collection of paranormal books like George has without careful dedication to the library.   Praise Senda!

Ah that explains it, I suppose that means everyone will be treated again to a repeat performance of the unboxing on Youtube, this time *fingers crossed* no strawberry stains

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 10, 2016, 12:53:29 AM
He has a grape that's dying for attention

Haha yeah

I think Noory's book might be worth more that way

I had no idea about the "strawberry incident", not so much to poke fun at the guy from Pittsburgh, he seemed pretty exasperated in his video, but this type of thing is right in line with my sense of humor, just seeing the picture of the edge of the book with its strawberry-stained pages made me laugh. And the idea of a brand new book no less! George Noory's Night Talk no less!!! Placed straight into a bag with a big ol' paper-staining strawberry, ripe and bursting with its juices! Man, you can't make this stuff up! Haha, I laugh just thinking about it.

I also got a kick out of it that the discussion of it got carried to the Amazon reviews: "Never in my life did I think I would read some pointless rambling about a book being ruined by a strawberry in a review section of a product. Never, I just have no idea how that can potentially be viewed as relevant enough to share by anyone."

Maybe it would be a good idea for Noory to do this with all his book signings, sign in "strawberry ink" and then smash the cover down flattening the strawberry out to seal it within its pages. Haha

The only thing I don't understand is what's the point in ordering another copy that's not stained by a strawberry?

From the Twilight Zone episode "Little Girl Lost" as mentioned by you know who on Friday's Coast to Coast AM

(click to enlarge)

Quote from: ItsOver on August 03, 2016, 09:44:59 AM
Dave's newest gimmick for his roadshows.  The only ventriloquist act with two dummies.

Haha, yeah

Jorch was just talking about horror movies, but the way he pronounced it sounded like whore movies, and I'm thinking to myself WTF's he watching?

Quote from: Dateline on August 02, 2016, 07:14:03 PM
This must be all out warfare.  The pics made me almost choke on granola in my parfait laughing so hard.

Close call but I'm glad the incident was avoided, war is dangerous. Got to watch out for that granola shrapnel, has a tendency to stick.

Quote from: Juan Cena on August 02, 2016, 10:06:10 PM
That's a cruel thing to do to Sarah McLachlan.

That's true, nobody deserves a Jorch dog.

Quote from: zeebo on August 02, 2016, 01:46:26 AM
George mentions again that there's more "firepower" in his smartphone than "they had on the moon".

Oh yeah that's another one of his favorites.

I heard him just call the election for Hillary Clinton, it was like only 2-3 days ago he called it for Trump on Alex Jones' show. What changed in two days?

Quote from: ziznak on July 31, 2016, 09:07:39 PM
whoever hands that man a living child.... these people must be stopped.

The only way to stop him is to try and traumatize him using photoshop as a non-lethal weapon and the manufacture of disturbing images as psychological warfare



Unfortunately we may all be traumatized by it as a side effect



But such is the nature of war...

This thread is a little too serious, a little too close to touching on the depressing circumstances of life in general, next thing you know we'll be talking about burial plots.

I just think a good host who deserves the spot should be in there, I don't care if Jorch should pretend he's whatever age he wants, we already know he has a child-like mind so he should go on a nice paranormal singles cruise for the rest of his time on the planet and ENJOY! Good luck to him!

Jimmy Church? Please not that!

Phonies need not apply!

Then again isn't it Jorch who always reminds us of how time flies and reviews his upcoming Christmas schedule right about this time?

Oh yeah made one for his friend...

Quote from: zeebo on July 31, 2016, 12:16:01 AM
Jorch likes to share the blandness.  He used to horde it, but realized he's always got a surplus.

haha, yeah plenty to spread around



"Honor and Intechrity"

Q: What does Jorch like to do on the weekends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nChyRZx3wY

A: Jorch brings boring to shows other than his own.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 26, 2016, 11:47:53 AM

our hero, Greg Nowell, who, as the preeminent late night radio talk show host in all the world is the only one who can be trusted to use it to head off a world-wide catastrophe.

Hahaha, I don't suppose there's any mention of a Sucks thread anywhere in the story is there?

The story of how Jorch came up with the name Nowell, he was gazing at the word 'Novel' on the cover of the book 'How to Write a Novel', his eyes were slightly doubling in his vision at the time so he saw the V become a W and the L become a second L. And thus the great Greg Nowell was born!...saving the literary world and hardcover book retailers from near extinction in the digital age.

Quotes from the 'Night Talk' Debuts page:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/george-s-novel-night-talk-debuts

"Talkmaster George Noory delivers a pulse-pounding thriller"

Yeah sure that's what he is, a master of talk radio. No doubt about that.

"Now, with this first novel, Noory has established himself as a brilliant storyteller, capable of writing a page-turner that will leave the reader wanting for more (see full review). --Jerome Corsi, author & WND columnist

Jerome Corsi doesn't know to leave well-enough alone. Why would anybody want to be associated with this book? Perhaps I am wrong and the ghost writer did a really great job.

Quote from: Robert on July 23, 2016, 03:47:46 PM
He's not the 1st to use the term that way.

Why? Was there someone else I should know about?

Quote from: FightTheFuture on July 23, 2016, 07:35:48 AM
I am positively fascinated how folks can STILL fine the gumption to post about Falkie.  It`s like an alternate reality. Why? Who cares? Well, obviously some people in this forum care. Which...is kind of sad, honestly. Folks, the sun is shining. The Summer is full swing. There`s girls everywhere out there. Go outside....get some fresh air.

Oh come on, admit it, it's a little funny. I feel that Falk is somewhat like an extension of Jorch's Jorchishness. You can't just take one without the other, you have to accept the whole package.

More from his Alumnus Profile:

"His early career included positions at TV stations in Minnesota, where he was the youngest news director in the nation, and then St. Louis. While in St. Louis, in 1996, Noory reinvented himself for radio"

Reallly? How does one "reinvent" themselves a total boob?

"The next chapter in Noory's career involves writing books."

Next chapter? Books? Oh man

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 23, 2016, 09:32:01 AM
His supposed degree is in Communications.  His school is quite proud of him.

http://www.udmercy.edu/stay-connected/news-events/newsletters/clae/2009/02/noory/index.htm

OMG! Schools always try to take credit for when someone lands a job.

It reads funny, I like this line:

"It deals with high strangeness," says Noory. "I interview guests who are hunting for Big Foot or who are ghost hunters.  I want interesting guests and spontaneous conversations," says Noory, who prefers to interview guests on the fly.

As far as I know "High Strangeness" is a very specific category used by Linda Moulton Howe to describe an aspect of UFO phenomena, but Noory uses it like a general term, like it would apply to anything that's strange, like that time he accidentally shaved his mustache off, he must have experienced high strangeness without it.

Also:

"Some of his favorite (and recurring) guests have been Richard Hoagland, who studies conspiracy theories and pseudo science" LOL

"Because he is based in Los Angeles, Hollywood actors like Pat Boone and Pamela Anderson have spent time in the studio"

Seriously? I'm beginning to think you know who wrote this description, the school must have asked him to write it up! hahaha

"After work, he logs roughly six hours of sleep then wakes up and begins answering the 1,500 emails he receives a day."  Oh man, I'm cracking up!

"By the time Noory was 11 years old, he mapped out his destiny in the field of broadcasting." Hoooo boy!

Quote from: MR. Spock on July 22, 2016, 11:10:40 PM
Hey everyone, Coast to coast posted falkies newest video on c2cam and its about us "haters".

I apologize for posting about it in the Sucks thread before seeing it here, but I do not apologize for being a hater! 

Quote from: Dateline on July 23, 2016, 01:11:54 AM
Norry has drained the "fun" out of Coast.

Norry has ruined Coast like a Clinton presidency.

He's a stain on broadcasting.

Ah look we could do a comedy act together!

Quote from: Dateline on July 23, 2016, 12:56:58 AM
One Falk.

Hehehe

Maybe they should add that to the measuring chart when they mix the farm animal shit for fertilizers.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on July 22, 2016, 11:26:48 PM
Shit.  I seem to remember that George Senda aka Falkie was one of those haterz.  What a hypocrite.

Yeah, seems to play both roles depending on the script.

Here we go again:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/the-guy-from-pittsburgh-haters/