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Oh yeah......that's right I already talked to you. Just because you attack me under a different name doesn't mean that you're cool. Go back to your Eddie Coyle handle at "george noory sucks". I think you suck.

Thank you armyvet. Obviously EDDIE COYLE'S reply to you shows who is the sick one. I've got nothing to hide and was very forthcoming with stuff that I shouldn't be. I'm here to have fun, not defend myself.  I don't care if EDDIE COYLE believes anything. When the shit hits the fan he'll wish that he had an 8 year vet there tho protect him while he shivers in his mom's basement.

what the fuck are you talking about? every word that I spoke is 100./' true.  I'm not some weirdo and I don't need to see a shrink, but when you attack me and tell me to produce an obituary I think that's a little fucked up and slightly cold. I think you're the one with the problem and if you do your research you'll find that the email address in my profile  matches the name of his biological father. Do you think I would seriously go through the struggle of finding someone to put into a story? No! I was pretty quick with the date so you know what you're talking about.  You can fuck off if you don't believe me. And for your information I didn't say his cancer was caused by negativity idiot. I said "in general" negativity will cause cancer. Do your research. All that I can say for your emotional retardation is that you can believe what you want to believe. Please don't bother me anymore. Oh yeah, if you look at my past posts you will see that I actually mentioned in one of my post about the town that we all came from you douche bag.

You know...... my last name isn't your business, but it is in my email attached to "midnight bidder" just in an abbreviated form. Google search Jesse Doseck and then tell me... did I make it up? Am I producing a fraudulent name? After you check it out please forget that I ever told you his name but never forget his story. And always remember before you speak. As for me saying "cancer" first?  I said that if you keep up the negativity you will give yourself cancer. I don't wish that on anybody.  I watched that poor child suffer for almost 5 years. Don't believe me? Do some research.  He was my first son with my first love interest, not my "hot asian wife". if anybody else would help to defend me please chime in it anytime.

ATTENTION EDDIE COYLE: I'm only negative towards ASSHOLES. If you were able to read, you'd see that I rarely comment negatively.  Usually I admittedly post childish perverted comments that actually do raise legitimate questions. Like I said, I'm here to loosen up the puckered asses of people like you who do nothing but leave hate here. And as for the cancer comment you FUCKER.....my 15 year old kid died of it on May 21st 2009. Why do you think that I have a mission to make people chuckle a little while they post bullshit here. If you don't believe me i'll send to his old tribute sites. Its better to laugh than to rot in an already decaying living carcus. So EDDIE COYLE, YOU CAN EAT WHAT DISSAPEARED IN MY TOILET.  Long live Ron Burgundy!

Thank you for your insight on my fecal vanishings MR. EDDIE COYLE. I simply raised a question that many of us have asked ourselves once before. It's kinda' like "where does snow come from? "......"why is the sky blue? "......"who was the guy that left that long stretched out balloon with vaseline on it hanging out of YOUR buthole last night? " You understand don't you? Look jizzman, the name of the thread is "George Noory sucks".......... the intelligence that went into that thread name goes beyond the explanation of the meaning of life. I'm here to see why George is such a hated man and to poke a little fun at his absent mindedness at the same time. Amongst the hate and negativity I try to interject a little junior high humor to loosen up the puckered assholes of all who hate on here.  I wont stop with the nonsense........ever. So enjoy the cancer that you are giving yourself through negativity and if you don't like what I say then you can simply eat a big dick up and piss off. Okay EDDIE COYLE? Long live captain crunch!

One time when I made a poop I stood up and it wasn't there. Now, did it go to another dimension? Or did my butthole timeslip into another point in history through a wormhole? I mean the toilet paper completely showed signs of a poop but? WTF? I wanted to see my efforts come to life. I guess that my querry will have to forever be unanswered.  Long live George's stache.

Okay, she just said "back when 'she was doing Art Bell'". Awe yeah......

She said that Tom said that her phone sounds like a "muddy butt". Unfortunately she sounds like a sweetheart old grandma,  so I can't say anything else about her.....unless she cusses or something. Then I have no choice but to speak out because that's what I do.

no I have hard evidence damn it! I personally I am familiar with 2 reptilians in my own life.and later on after the show I am going to tame my 1 eyed snake probably with some hand lotion 2 possibly Filipino porn. and then I will probably drain the lizard too. so don't tell me that I have no evidence. because after thinking about Filipino porn my evidence is really hard.

my wife is a very hot asian girl and when I first met her she had a burning bush, now not so much.

I am who I says I am........ke ke ke...I'm strong to the finish cause I eats my spinach......

this is the worst april fools joke I've ever heard in my life. they bring in Roger Lear to talk about a tomato growing in a guy's stomach. the only thing in his intestinal tract is George's penis. I've said it before I love George but there comes a point where I gotta draw the line. the vacuum sucking sound is growing by the day. I think I'm going to have to alien implant my cock and balls in someone if this keeps up.

here comes the douchebag April fools joke what a dink!

If anyone is sick of Creapo, Clyde Lewis was talking about a bird outside his window saying "help" tonight.  I'm sure you can find the podcast on tune-in. Give captain crunch and Crappo a rest and check out ground zero.  It's much more energetic.

Well, I'm from a small country town called Wapakoneta and I guess back there some of the good old boys called their sisters baby and their brothers daddy, so I guess you all make sense.

Everyone was dancing in the moonlight.....except george noory and Michael cream-oh. They were too busy sleeping at the mic instead of doing an interesting show. Creapo is as exciting as a turtles orgasm. Can....... anyone.........say.............NAY-ANDRO-TOLLLLLLLL?............anyone?.............anyone?..............Bueller?...........Bueller?....

I bet that George smells like overused pub grease and Axe body spray, but I bet that his studio ChAIR smells like bleachy Cheese-boiled eggs-and warm sushi. Love ya' Jorge.

why does he always talk about his aunt that wrote that book but she isn't really his aunt at all, I think that from the way he described it before she's more like a cousin. am I the only 1 that has ever realized this? or am I just f****** crazy?

it's probably because he said the other night that he used to grow big pumpkins in Saint Louis especially up there around Detroit.............welcome to Saint Michigan.   oh yeah and by the way I would love to f*** that Asian girl with the pink squirt gun shooter in ufo fill's post pic. I don't care if it's his wife or girlfriend she can play with my pink squirt gun any day.

Okay, I know that it's not a flub up, but did the caller just say "the penis of osiris" and did the guest reply with the phrase "loaded gun"? Kapow! Take that from the peter. Wow it's like Christmas...he just said "johnny cum lately". Ha! and then he said "the latest Peter in the line". My gaydar just change to life. ...

Christian wiles "my hot book"...........George also said you can get 10 days "fee" at his tv show. "Wow that's really good......it.....it....really is.

I thought that "george noory sucks" was a porn site. Sorry guys. My bad. I didn't mean to get my panties in a wad. I meant to actually take them off while shop vac'ing my cock wad. What's coast to coast? Where am I?

George said that the CC solar Observer also has a built in FLESHlight. YES!!!    Now not only can I listen to the radio when the power is out, I can charge my phone for free while masturbating too! WOWEE!

The guest almost said Gordon Pooper.

Excuse me sir, may I please use your mustache to clean the mud off the bottom of my boots.

What happened to the Doc from the Atlantis region? I think that George forgot that he was there.  Somewhere there's a poor little foreign intellect on a pay phone waiting for his next 5 seconds of fame.

everything that I make in an outhouse is beautiful . Long live noory's mustache.

did he just say he wants to eat scorpions on his dick? Holy poo!  he's a Meateaterologist too!

wow he just said that they grew huge pumpkins in Saint Louis especially around Detroit when he was a kid. What?