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More trash from my last post.  I love the retarded interpretation by these mouths.  The sheer idiocy they puke up should embarrass them when they read it back which I imagine they do all night long.

I guess I might post in another 6 months.  In the meantime, clean up your shit MV.  I can't stomach the place for more than a few nights a year.

I also do not believe that Art burned bridges.  People are apt to be very understanding.  The secret is to get him back on the airwaves/internet right away. It would be great to just get a massively large group of fans who could alternate playing bodyguard in 4 hr shifts.  Maybe if they have a license to carry a concealed weapon it would be legal to use it when inside the Bell compound.  They could take this stalker fuck out legally.  But I don't know the laws.

The counter problem I see however is that Art may not be able to continue with MITD in the U.S. for fear of some covert and unexpected attack somewhere down the line, which just blows!  It's almost hard to believe some sick fuck can cause such chaos until you spend some time reading the shit here!

I really don't get it MV!  Even after hearing your interview with Art.  You really DO have an awful lot of people to ban;  they are NOT helping your site in any way at all.  In fact it's just a negative for your business, probably preventing far more superior members from joining than the unintelligible shit you presently have whose disgusting comments I could barely read through since my earlier posts.  It was just pages of garbage!

They're certainly not buying V2!!  I have however right through the link here.  I have never smoked but the 0 nicotine CHOCOLATE is to die for.  And you're right.  They're absolutely elegant.

The only reason Art is off the air is he does not feel safe and I agree 100%!  He is NOT safe.  We need some straight up volunteers to hang around his property, with his permission of course.

Heather could vet someone to get them in charge of continuing the process.  Maybe Art would be able to compensate those that need it at some point and that would be realistic because he was jammin' the airways in a very short time!

I would like to point out that psychopaths are not a mistake of nature.  Without them we would not have the many effective politicians and the most successful CEO's that we do.

Ya know what? THIS is THE place that got him to come back after 13 years!  I am guessing we need to do some more work to keep him there.  Let's brainstorm!!!  I'm ready to quit working to be a bodyguard for Art.  Anyone else in?

Quote from: Auslandia on February 09, 2016, 07:57:01 PM
My radio screen is blank.  I must've missed it

Well it's a simple solution.  We just need to find him!  No screens or radios necessary.

Quote from: Auslandia on February 09, 2016, 07:54:20 PM
Where do you see that we lost Art again?

lol
ummmmmmi saw it it on the radio )))

...and leave him the hell alone as well?

Or might we have some retirees who live in the 51 area who could voluntarily gaurd his property?

Hellllooooo you crazzzzy ass grabbers!

I see we've lost Art again.  How about we picket him?

Well Lt. U, anywho, I am never going to get that image (I'm sure quite true in some WM somewhere) out of my head today!  Thanks 😜

Quote from: Bad Grandma on June 16, 2015, 03:51:17 AM
Payment after services rendered, dipshit, not hard to comprehend. Past history sets the precedent (X3).

awwww bad grandma! such a shitty potty mouth on you!  Need me to call a plumber darling?

I'm a shopaholic so I do it everywhere but I have never seen anything like that in WM.  I have seen it in supermarkets however. 

Did bad grandma spend her extra cash on crack?

Quote from: Bad Grandma on June 16, 2015, 03:44:27 AM
I'll pay on a per-show basis, after each show has finished. Would you pay a plumber in advance and then hope he shows up to unplug the shitter?

I can't even comment on your idiotic analogy.  So I won't.

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on June 16, 2015, 03:37:54 AM
Sure sounds like a great idea until someone shows up in a pair 2 sizes too small in a People of WalMart meme.  Not exactly the best venue to promo MITD, lol!

Whatever it takes to spread the love Lt.! lol

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Exactly!  It's what I said to Art's reply. Only simpler.  Screw the monthly bullshit.  If you're going to freak out because you spent $33 for a six-month period and you want some of your money back- jump off a bridge.  Screw the "gift" just buy somebody you like a subscription with YOUR cc.  The stupid gimmicky list of what you get is just annoying.  You get it all in one or two payments.

pj's:

Wallah

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on June 16, 2015, 02:44:11 AM
Last time I checked the website there were still "Dark Matter" items for sale.  Time for new merch!

Coffee Cups
T-Shirts
Bumper Stickers
and...
BELL Bottoms

Oh yeah!  You go girl.  I thought of hot pants but I would buy a ton of bells!  I mean how cute is that> Art Bell's Bell Bottoms!!!
It's still all I wear. A nice comfy light work out boot flare with MITD down the side!  You know people would be asking you what the hell it means so you can spread the word wearing them!

But here's another idea.  You know that pajama thing on Coast to Coast every fucking Valentine's Day I can't even remember what it is cause I quit listening so long ago but I don't know you buys some kind of pajamas... Well midnight in the desert pjs I would buy.

Art, this would all be to support you because you know anybody could go to Vista print and have almost anything made from T-shirts to whatever using midnight in the desert what would be missing is your signature.  I'm talking right across the butt.   For the lack of a better term a tramp stamp!!!

Snuggles or snuggies. lol.

Quote from: MV on June 16, 2015, 01:06:54 AM
During that debate, I only spoke in truths and wisdom nuggets.

So fucking funny! I've got to fucking say, all nuggets in.

Quote from: Morgus on June 16, 2015, 12:34:36 AM
$5 could be a special "introductory" price and early subscribers could lock it in if they stay.
Later could increase it to $6.66/month for others down the road? 

Also allow other repeater streams to augment the limited dark matter stream?

Hehehehe I love it!  But seriously, I love IT!  Art, an introductory price of 60/yr or 33/6 mo like Verizon or t-Mobil you are a loyalty customer/grandfathered in because one year from now it goes up.  Gimmicky, a bit but lots of time to sign up and takes advantage to be the first time caller/LONGGG TIME listener!

Keep your subscription (hate membership) going and you're set/locked in/one of the lucky ones.  No crazy complicated plans.  Just easy, like you Mr. Bell.  It's just forthright.  AND You Sir deserve to make money at WHAT YOU LOVE!  Don't forget, you ARE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL.  Professional people charge fees.

I call it paying the bills.  Stress free.  Goodnight.

How do you call 33 bucks or 60 bucks or whatever a full membership.  Who here believes Art's listeners are all broke and need to hear him free.  Sirius's fucked up fees to this?  Pennies a day does not a membership make.

Quote from: Jamal Abanane on June 15, 2015, 09:18:53 PM
Ya, worse is if you start off n the brown, LoL

Or even worse, reddish-brown.

Quote from: Art Bell on June 15, 2015, 09:12:46 PM
USA today article!

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/columnist/strauss/2015/06/15/steve-strauss-art-bell-small-business/28459885/

Art

SO COOL!

This is what I do Art.  Whenever I'm feeling off maybe not so happy or pleased maybe stressed you get the picture, I stop and I ask myself what is bothering me, of course there's always something, that's with this sounds like to me...if you just stop and you realize that you've got to charge your fans these are fans for goodness sake a few bucks for you to come back, for your time!  Younger people are used to paying for everything today if they're not paying to play games they're paying for Netflix or some music station I could go on and on; you deserve it!   You deserve to not be stressed to do this.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on June 15, 2015, 09:09:35 PM
Your best bet is to focus on winning paid memberships. Load the podcast memberships with extra content that only members can get, such as a short "Dreamland" type of thing that you could pre-record once a month or more and then promote that on the air during the regular free stream. Make it seem as though listeners are really missing something if they don't have a membership.

So gimmicky and complicated.   People just need to cough up a few bucks.  KISS!

Quote from: PathoJen on June 15, 2015, 09:05:39 PM
I tend to agree. I think a donate button, either a one time donation, or a monthly donation will likely bring more revenue than $5.00 per month per listener would. Then it's technically free to stream, as you indicated you wanted to do.

Having said that., once the audience does reach 70K, and I have no doubt it will, then consider a monthly fee. Maybe membership levels? $12.00 per month gets X, Y, Z, and $25.00 per month gets more perks. I say, at least charge what coast is charging to be an Insider when the time comes.

It's that "5.00 a month" thing that's sounds sooo cheesy.  You simply offer two choices yo or you simply pay every 6 months or once a year for a little less.  I paid those asses at C2C that way.   Art just has to have a way to send out a reminder that your credit card on file will be charged and it's a done deal.  Naturally you get the podcasts with this too- it's a win-win.

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on June 15, 2015, 09:00:02 PM
I'm not talking on a personal level here. He'll get my monthly fee and then some when donations roll out.

You're right, I'm sorry it was Art's desire BUT,  wouldn't it be better to start off charging something and if you're disappointed with the results you could change it.  I don't think it's smart to start anything off in the red !

Quote from: Canned Heat on June 15, 2015, 08:57:37 PM
You'll find a way to boot it six!

Shit I'm going to have to log out before I get into trouble.  you think the major push for having Art Bell back on the radio is just because "it's free" - holy shit.

Art, cmon man..  You have to at least compete with those jerk offs at coast-to-coast !