BellGab/bellchan Archive

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2022, 05:16:14 AMMy mom's dead, you stupid, British faggot. You should join her. Is everyone over there a demonic ghoul now? You best get back to worshipping Satan.  🙄

Was she driven to suicide by the shame of having such a useless son?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 13, 2022, 11:50:32 AMDon't you ever ask yourselves why they'd go to all this trouble to silence one individual? Four words: Right. Over. The. Target.

So, if he's on his uppers, are you going to ask your mum's permission to share the basement with him?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 13, 2022, 08:12:20 AMAt least you can admit it now. That's progress!

Perhaps it will encourage you to come out of the closet.

Quote from: WOTR on October 11, 2022, 09:31:06 AMGot it. I just wish I had a time machine to go back and tell
Got it. I just wish I had a time machine to go back and tell Khruschev that all he had to do was say they are "for defensive purposes" for Cuba and despite all of the historical evidence to the contrary, he would be taken at his word. Do you honestly think that the Russians see nuclear weapons on their boarder that could be used for offensive purposes as something that is just there for defense and should say "please station them there- your track record says that we should trust you."

I already told you, NATO is a defensive alliance, it's written in their treaty. It's fascinating that you actually think Putin is more trustworthy than the west.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 11, 2022, 02:03:00 PMTreated like everyone else?! They want to be able to decide one's gender now and give drag shows to little kids. The grooming has gone WAY too far! 🙄

We have had drag shows for centuries, they're called pantomimes. Only sexually repressed weirdos like you have a problem with them.

Quote from: BobGrau on October 10, 2022, 04:43:08 AMPronounce it however you want. Edinburgh is very much the least Scottish part of Scotland.

That's because they all sound so posh, unlike the rest of you unsoaped slum peasants.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 10, 2022, 01:39:59 PMI like how in the last episode I watched they even got into the whole need to address diversity issue with Homelander's outing of Queen Maeve. This is not woke bullshit. Someone was actually thinking when they wrote this.

Sorry to break this to you, darling, but the show's creators are very definitely liberal and Homelander is meant to be Donald Trump, which would be obvious to everyone except a cretin like you. You should stick around for Season 3 though, there's a guy with an enormous prehensile penis which is sure to get your attention.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 10, 2022, 08:36:38 PMAt least I'm not a pedophile

I know you were looking for creative ways to pad your resume, but I really don't think this was the best choice. You should have stuck with your 10m swimming badge.

Quote from: WOTR on October 10, 2022, 08:52:49 PMOff to Hitler already? Seems a tad early at only page 10.

I will ask if you can think of a single country that the US / Britain / "the west" has not invaded, occupied, declared war on, overthrown the government or doped tens of thousand of bombs from drones on in the last century? If any invasion of any land is cause for WWIII and killing off what is left of our economy, then I would say that we beat Putin to that 100 times over. (or is it only because it is the Ukraine and a "friendly" country that makes them count where all of the others did not?)

Perhaps I should ask if the US should have just allowed the Russian warheads in Cuba? If the answer is no, then why should Putin applaud NATO on his boarder?

NATO is a defensive alliance, it's not a hostile invasion force. They only go into action of one of them is attacked (Article 5). The fact that you can conflate that with the Cuban Missile Crisis shows how deep the Russian propaganda has got into people. Khrushchev was actively using the nukes as a threat.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 10, 2022, 08:22:39 PMWho began WW2? The European version. Hitler? Nevil Chamberlin? The former invaded Poland, the latter declared war on Germany. Was Chamberlin correct or should he have just stuck to his 'piece of paper' from Adolf? I know he was superseded by Churchill who carried it through but who started that little scrap in the playground?

Actually, there's a good case to be made that WW2 started with the Mukden Incident and the Japanese invasion of Manchuria. That destabilised everything and set the ball rolling.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 10, 2022, 09:38:56 AMGood riddance. You're literally less than 5% of the population. 

You're not only shamefully ignorant, you are also unAmerican. You idiots love to lecture everyone else about the US not being a democracy but a republic, because you have a bill of rights that guarantees that minorities don't get swamped by the majority blah blah blah. But then, when it comes down to it, you don't give a fuck about any of it. A total bugfuck state like Wyoming, that has about three people in it, is allowed two senators like everyone else, but you drop your knitting because 5% of people want to be treated like everyone else. Just admit you're a raging, self-hating queen, no one believes a word of your protestations, and K-Dubb's gaydar goes off so often when you're around that he's had to take it in for repair at least three times.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 10, 2022, 09:06:51 AMThat one smells fishy

There's actually a Ben Franklin meme generator that spits these out. These unread monkeys can never come up with an actual quote so they make them up, like Rand Paul and his medial qualifications.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 10, 2022, 08:45:13 AMBut it's not working on me, Shreddie. It only works on fellow cult members who are too stupid to formulate a response to your garbage.

It's the fact that you feel the need to tell me it's not working that proves that actually it is working. It's like your repeated protestations that you're straight. No one believes that either.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 10, 2022, 07:45:44 AMThey're only allowed one tool over there, apparently. It's just to call anyone a dumb cunt who doesn't agree with you. Not all that effective except on the incredibly stupid. Lazy.

If the cap fits. Although it would have to be a very small one to fit your Orange-sized noggin.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 10, 2022, 07:35:51 AMI think it's worse being a propagandists for the royal family, which is really all GB represents.

Every time you lose you mention the Royal family.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 10, 2022, 06:46:29 AM(By the way, Shreddi, people talk about you as if you're really smart, but, I've never seen that, what gives? Is it because you always have ready supply of good gak? Because I would believe that.)

I am obliged to log in here a certain number of times  a week. It's called 'community service', my barrister arguing that a custodial sentence would inevitably result in a fatal ass-raping due to my overwhelming pulchritude. Other than that, my motives are wholly eleemosynary. It reminds me that we weren't put into this world for pleasure alone, while also allowing me to guffaw at the hapless attempts to ruffle my sang-froid by certain nameless mongoloids. No offence...to mongoloids. Well, only one.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 09, 2022, 09:14:59 AMNice strawman, faggot. 🙄

You seriously think Franklin said that? You are one dumb motherfucker.

Quote from: WOTR on October 10, 2022, 12:08:36 AMIs there any war that MD can not support without being a cowardly custard- or does he need to blindly and enthusiastically support every one of them?

What is the point of having nuclear weapons if you can't even use them as a bluff? It's just as well that MD doesn't have any friends, because he'd get raped every time he had the boys round for poker night (by the way, that's not the same poker night that K_Dubb gets up to in the seamier purlieus of Seattle).

This whole 'give Putin what he wants and then maybe he'll go away' can not possibly work. People like MD are typical chicken hawks, they love to sound tough if it doesn't involve any cost to them. It also just shows how effective the Russian propaganda is, because people like that spout it without giving it a second thought.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 08, 2022, 07:56:41 PMSo, you're saying peace is war? 🙄

You are such a little bitch. Calling for civil war one minute, and then crawling away from any real conflict like the spineless cowardy custard you are. What an utter wimp.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 26, 2022, 07:26:49 PMNah! I think you're a faggot who has to hide behind the same bad jokes everytime you're exposed for what you really are: a communist thug.

Ad hominem. You got nowhere else to go.

Quote from: WOTR on September 28, 2022, 11:36:18 PMAre you lifting those Deacon endorsed 50lb dumbells? 

Yes, he's still pumping iron enthusiastically in a futile attempt to appear sexually attractive to anyone with normal vision under the age of 80. At this rate he's hoping, within the next five years, to be sufficiently ripped to challenge an eight-year-old girl to an arm-wrestling throwdown.

Quote from: Rix Gins on September 28, 2022, 01:54:08 AMLove those Cockney accents, but then I love all things London, England. A favorite English actor, the late great Barry Foster spoke with a Cockney accent in some of his rolls. I guess he was just acting though, because he grew up in West London.

I appreciate the info on Mr. Davis. Did some digging and his first wife wrote a book about him. The Wars of Rosie: Hard Knocks, Endurance and the 'George Davis Is Innocent' Campaign in 2008. I'm thinking of purchasing a copy of it on Amazon. 

Barry Foster, otherwise known as Van der Valk (cue that music!). I suppose that role was a bit of a two-edged sword because when he died he was just known as 'that guy who played Van der Valk', which was a bit of a shame. I have a vague memory of him in an episode of Inspector Morse too and he was very good in that. I think he was also the villain in that Hitchcock film 'Frenzy'. One of those underrated actors, definitely. A bit like Harry H Corbett, who ended up being known for one role in a sitcom, but at one time he was tipped to be the next Brando.

The East End has an odd attitude towards its villains. The Krays were a notoriously nasty pair, but they are still regarded as heroes in certain parts of London because they were nice to their mother and beat up some of the other villains. That attitude probably goes back several hundred years to people like Jack Shepherd, who were regarded as folk heroes by the locals for the all the times he managed to get out of prison. Quite often, when they were hanging criminals they would ride through London in all their finery and wave to cheering crowds on the way to the gallows. Peter Ackroyd has written a book all about London, if you're interested. Tyburn, where they used to hang most of them, is now known as Marble Arch. Smithfield, which is now the main meat market in London, used to be the place that they burned heretics back in the 17th Century. There's all sorts of interesting history to be found in London.

Quote from: Rix Gins on September 26, 2022, 11:08:35 PMThat was a fun video, Sredni.  Thank you.

You're welcome. Here's annuver about the Cockney accent, which is 'ow you speak if you are born wivvin the sahnd o' Bow bells. That being the church of St Mary le Bow in Cheapside.


You'll see a bit of graffiti in the first few minutes saying 'G Davis is innocent'. That refers to an armed robber called George Davis, who certainly wasn't innocent, but he had a big following at the time and some of his supporters once dug up a cricket pitch in the '70s and ruined a Test match as a protest about him.

This is a fascinating little news report all about a vanished side of London. There are a few left but not many now. It shows how accents have changed over a few short decades too. Well worth a few minutes of your time.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 22, 2022, 03:23:56 PMI'm not  I used to be able to get the Heinz right down the street and once in a blue moon would pick one up with some Bird's Custard Powder, usually when a new season of Downton Abbey came out.  It is bad, spotted dick should not be a sponge but an old-fashioned boiled suet pudding with the density of a cannonball, but it did have that fusty British taste.  Sort of hate-eating.  I feel the same way about Norwegian cod cakes, I never really liked them growing up but will pick them up once in a while to remind myself how awful they are.

I'd be surprised if they had any suet in them, they are more like treacle puddings with a few currants shoved in, that's about it. There's no reason they can't make them properly, because Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings don't skimp on the suet, I think they just believe that everyone is so ignorant that they won't even question what they are being given. Anyway, you can't appreciate a proper suet pudding unless you are living here on one of those damp, cold miserable days and the only thing that can stop you from swilling down a litre or two of window cleaning fluid in sheer misery and desperation is a good old 'ribsticker', as my grandmother used to call them.

By the way, I am currently re-reading Martin Chuzzlewit. Boy, did Dickens nail you bastards to a 'T'. It was controversial at the time and he had to do some reverse-gearing afterwards, but his withering assessment has more than stood the test of time. I'll have to buy another copy because the one I have now is covered in my comments like 'too fucking right!', and 'tell it, big boy!'.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 06:03:29 PMI thought using their period of deep national sorrow to haul back and kick them in the gut was very much in the bellgab spirit but in retrospect it was pretty horrible 

You just wait till Barbra Streisand, or some other faggy icon, turns her toes up. I will unmask all my batteries of venom in retaliation.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 21, 2022, 06:05:35 PMCommunists will kill their own grandma for the good of the state. Repent before it's too late.

We will treat grandmas on a case-by-case basis. Naturally, any relatives of yours will get fast-tracked to the furnace.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 10:02:08 AMHaha he needs to put out an upmarket "King of England" brand Spotted Dick; that Heinz one in a can is dreadful.

It's a mockery. At least we can agree on something. I'm very picky about the standard of Dick I put in my mouth.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 20, 2022, 10:27:10 AMYour ribbons etc. have been in utter shambles over there ever since they let relatives wear their dead fathers' and grandfathers' medals pinned to their anoraks for Remembrance Sunday, a sort of spiraling decoration inflation that inevitably leads to sort of Soviet-general clinking and clanking at the top which was on full display yesterday.  I even saw a Garter star pinned to a business suit!

In addition to the squirting-pen issue in Ireland already covered here, there was a brief moment with a sort of inkwell or pen-stand at St. James's Palace which was ruining old Chuckyboy's Instagram shot.  It isn't rage so much as the barely suppressed frustration of a man not in control who senses somewhere deep down that he should be.  I can't imagine this endearing him to the public but they seem quite determined to be endeared, clapping and whistling and hip-hip-hooraying and God-save-the-kinging at the slightest provocation, the silly creatures.

If I had to guess, the powers that be (which definitely don't include Chuck -- they are the ones who told everyone to say "queen consort", I even heard "King Charles and Queen-Consort Camiller which is utter nonsense, consorts are not asterisks or some sort of hyphenated sub-rank titles, you never heard "Queen Elizabeth and Prince-Consort Philip" or "Queen Victoria and Prince-COnsort Albert") have decided he can be useful promoting their causes, getting people to bicycle everywhere and eat bugs, that sort of thing.

If I remember right, Chuckyboy was already kind of on that bandwagon already which is probably what saved him, I think I ran across some gingered shortbreads produced organically on some farm of his in Cornwall by doughty plowmen whistling o'er the furrowed land and jjolly milkmaids who singeth blithe or some such silliness.  They were good cookies.

Leaving aside the usual treasonous rhetoric from the jealous peasantry, Charles has had his line of Duchy of Cornwall foodstuffs for quite a while. I've never actually tried any but you can usually find them in most shops and they aren't outrageously expensive but pricier than the other things on the shelf, usually. He also set up some sort of bespoke village called Poundbury, full of the sort of architecture His Nibs approved of, and no doubt replete with apple-cheeked rustics tugging at those forelocks like they were wanking off a horse. I'm not sure if it's still going, perhaps it's bulging at the seams with immigrants from Filthistan now. One can only hope.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 20, 2022, 07:08:34 PMThanks for blowing my cover. My handlers at MI5, CIS, MFI, CBI, LTR and UPS will not be best pleased. But when I'm not engaging in 'deep cover' for HMG my cover employment is being gainfully employed in a technical capacity which brings me into contact with natives from all walks of life and on the whole they're okay..some are funny folk, but I'll come to that. After almost six years here I've met the lot!

Memsaab of course is above reproach but even she says the locals can be dubious. I get asked at least once a week if I'm from London. (It doesn't get trite after the first hundred times); My reply is usually; "Oi, do I look like that sloe gin swilling southerner, SV? Well, do I?" At that point their eyes dart left and right and they're trying to work out if a) they do know you, b) if there's been a police bulletin when you might have been mentioned c) Did you appear on 'The Voice' or somesuch 'talent' contest. When it's clear they haven't heard of you (I know, I know) I explain I'm from the only county worth mentioning in England, that no, it isn't near London, no it isn't near Edinburgh either, or Paris, or Dublin.
 I was asked if I was Irish once, and when I said no, I'm English, she asked if I was sure...Generally if you're a Brit you get treated with more respect and it's assumed you're better educated. Seeing as the FED spend less than 1% of GDP on public education, it isn't difficult to believe. But there's no incentive to make it better because...well, draw your own conclusions. But having said that I'm working among some very capable people who really know their stuff.

The stereotype that most Americans don't really know much about anything outside the four corners of their garden (Or tarp if you're homeless) isn't without merit. And it's obvious when I meet those who have been out and about (Usually have a military background or quite wealthy). It took me a while to realise why that is. It isn't entirely a lack of curiosity or being insular and not caring, it's mainly financial. Unlike the UK, vacation days are not mandatory, and many (Not all) jobs require a full year's employment before qualifying for any leave. Sick days are not paid everywhere. And if you do get leave, it's fewer days than the 28 enjoyed in the UK. Which explains why most Americans who holiday in the UK are retired.
In California they have an 'easy in/easy out' deal with jobs, you can be fired on the spot without redress, but likewise you can leave without notice too.
The 'funny folk' tend to have a weird sense of reality and if you dare to dig down, are trumpers. I haven't met many, because it's northern CA, and the one's I have met are frequently from out of state. A few weeks ago I was at a customers place and one guy had his phone playing Alex Jones..and he was relaying to his colleague what the good lord Jones was selling, I mean conveying his wisdom. He blamed the wildfires in the state on Communists, yes really. Although most are not arson and those that are, the political leanings of the crim isn't usually made known. I didn't venture the question as to how he knew and why they would because his eyes bulged and I wasn't sure of his emotional containment. I quietly muttered 'Ooookaaayyyyy' and backed out of the room.

But fear not old man and when my boys get my private jet back into civilian configuration after it was pressed into service dropping food parcels to the peasants in Pacific Heights me and the fragrant Laura will take a visit to the home counties. I think we're still allowed to drop into Brize Norton, even though the copybook was blotted somewhat with that little jape 'Badger' Harris-White had on his thirtieth birthday bash back in 1993. Enough said.

I fear that you are like one of those naturalists who convince themselves that the apes they are studying have accepted them and aren't really dangerous after all. But, one false move and they're trying to chew your leg off. Don't forget that they aren't really human beings at all, they are just a genetic experiment that went horribly wrong, that's why we abandoned them several centuries ago, although they keep telling themselves them 'won' some absurd war that nobody gave a fuck about.

Just say the word and we can mount some sort of extraction effort, along the lines of Mussolini's. I can be Otto Skorzeny, coming in on a hang-glider, although I will have to make a brief detour to Raleigh NC to punch Walks in the face (it's on my bucket list), and we'll have to decide whether your rescue will come before or after I have settled accounts with that frightful squirt.

Six years is a long time to go without a decent cup of tea. I suppose you wake up every morning drinking coffee now, like some bloody Arab. I don't know why albrecht is always going on about teeth because there's nothing in that ghastly country worth eating anyway. You might be lacking vital nutrients from the all-Hamburger diet you're forced to adopt to fit in with the locals.