QuoteHas anyone heard the flashword going around the Knapp and Art are planning a 2012 special?
LOL! That would be a hoot hearing all the callers claiming that every flash of "heat" lightning or the rumbling of a distant train or a weird cloud formation is the harbinger of the cataclysm to come.
"Art? Art? I'm out here in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, and I just saw the sky light up like a fireworks display. Do you think it's starting, Art? I'm betting it's beginning! I also think I saw a UFO during the flash. In fact, now that I think of it, I DID see a UFO! It HAS started! Okay, Art, I need to go. I haven't put all the supplies into my shelter yet ... *click* Bzzzzzzzzzzz ....
Art: "Well, I suppose now we all know that the end of the world has begun in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma *chuckles* East of the Rockies, you're on the air with Art Bell. Hi!"
Caller: "I told you it was those Canadians and homosexuals! I told you they would rot in a pit of sewage with, with, with bugs and, and, and spiders. How DARE you encourage this filth, Mr. Bell. You are the devil's mouthpiece and I am here to tell you about the New Revelation. I am sinless and YOU, Mr. Bell, are full of sin and ...
Art: "Hello, JC ..."