I suspect Noory's lack of intellect is a desired attribute by his bosses. (It more than explains the products he's willing to endorse.) While we're waiting for the senseless to come to our senses (because clearly they're lost on their own), might I suggest we take the most glaring (and repetitive) Nooryisms and form them into a bingo card? I'm sure we'd have hourly winners. First one to get five up, down or across can yell "idiot," "moron" or whatever soothes their agitated soul. The prize would be just getting through the show intact.