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Did George just make a half-witted attempt at a George Clinton impression during his rambling mugwort story?

During the show on cryptozoology a female caller tells of seeing a thunderbird in the trees when she was 10. George fails to ask any pertinent questions regarding her sighting but inquires "tell me would you be scared if that thing had swooped down and grabbed you?". Then asks the guest with his silly inflection signifing excitement " what would a thunderbird do if it grabbed a small child? would it feed it to its' infants or just eat it itself?".

What is wrong with this man, that he derives pleasure in the suffering, or the torture of young children? It is the only time he appears focused when the subject matter is a childs demise. If only George was John Walshs' son. Oh, and thanks George for the erosion of my esophogus due to the large amount of vomit that passes thru everytime I listen to you. You suck!

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   I have to agree that Noory has seemingly improved. Enunciation is now that of a sixth grader, able to tackle two syllabe words without twisting his serpentine tongue. Questions have become oddly appropiate and even profound, but obviously these must be ripped from the audience thru fastblasts and such. He will never cease asking laughable questions - to Loren Coleman -   with feigned excitement, "If you came face to face with a Sasquatch, what would you say?".  Brilliant. Noory remind me of a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' written by a mental patient. Every outcome result in your demise; turn to page 17, you are reduced to ash by real demons, robotic angels pluck you from the ground only to drop you in Mel's Hole, a Lebanese dentist administers a fatal dose of anesthetic. Okay, I am really quoting 'Journey to the Blight'. I have never felt true rage and hatred until Noory destroyed a once thought provoking program. Barbara Simpson seemed a logical choice. Noory's stunted I.Q coupled with a unwarrented, overblown ego equals a sorry, pitiful man. Noory, both your min and physical appearance force bile to my mouth. You are a clown. There. I feel better. 

Anagrammy - (not sure how to use quote function yet) Believe me, I have absorbed every  thread from its origin. I am relatively new and certainly will contribute.  Listening to the radio live,  I find myself in a perpetual stupor listening to Noory, a horrid paralysis which prohibits pen to paper. Any recommendations on how to quash Noory's I.Q debilitating spell. My D&D experience is useless against this creature's curse. Please, in need of suggestions! Cannot endure any more harmness!                   Sorry if post is a mess. You know what has happened.

Please tell me someone is documenting George's vomit inducing responses on open lines. My lithium addled mind is unable to comprehend this onslaught of buffoonery. He truly is in classic inept form.  Have to go. Must remove all sharp objects in my house. Must hurry!

Concerning Snoron's naval career, who do you think the comedic buffoonery in McHale's Navy (okay, years misaligned) was based upon. It is also well known that Jim Neighbors' Gomer Pyle greatly mirrored Georgie. Although Jim felt it necessary to add warmth of heart to his character, in contrast to Snoory's morgue like persona.

the more hours logged listening to georgie lessens one's i.q? if true, i shall begin training for the special olympics.

chalk loren coleman as another one who found the snoron's interview to contain profoundly challenging questions coupled with mensa laced knowledge. i listened to the interview and wish i would have noted every absurd question lobbed towards loren. when snoory hosts i am forced to ingest a substantial amount of lithium and benzos, just to quell any rage.

does anyone know if eveb stills exists on this forum. i miss her brilliant humor and unrelentless gathering of snooryisms. have to go now. the snoron is coming on and i still have to reline my vomit bucket.