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now that heather has cucked me to the curb im looking for a new show host to rock my legacy.

am i correct that the first step to being a male dave fan is to ritualistically have my testicles removed and genuflect before a photo of his bald head?  certainly hope so because i’m half way there

Quote from: brig on August 17, 2019, 03:09:44 PM
Co-Host:  DynamoHum

#Priceless

this would be the best

Quote from: Liberace! on August 17, 2019, 03:39:39 PM

we can’t be sure without a full cavity search. Shrednivastar specially requested to handle the proceedings but he never wears protection.

one insider from heathers group that has at least shown me friendship post ghost chnneling has informed me of two things.

one: they are sharing screenshots of bg and eg posts of people they are calling 'triggered' and laughing at you.  they claim the entire channelling was a honeypot to catch the trolls and push them over the edge - heather takes the credit for the plan

two: they have a mole here and on ellgag (same person) that is tricking several people into thinking they are a heather hater.  this person is who lead the charge to oust me.  my insider wont tell me who it is but it makes sense how heather knew so much about bg for someone that claims to not come here anymore.  maybe it is her

Quote from: ItsOver on August 16, 2019, 08:40:33 AM
Welcome to the real world.  Post often.

haha. it is nice to be here. i can tell there are way less triggered people here than my old group

bad news for my expected appearance on heathers show. got an email this morning that i have been purged from the group and no longer considered friendly because i said too be careful in drawing upon the ghost of art bell. heather said i was mocking her and the vultures attacked

sorry miller i had actually made some progress on my mission to repair your friendship but it looks like that game is over

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 14, 2019, 12:57:50 PM
You can, if you register in Chicago.

twice even?

i like my chances with tulsi. she gets my vote, if i were able to vote

Quote from: AZRAA on August 14, 2019, 10:39:34 AM
Incorrect, fellow traveler. Some do, some have. I’m nobody special, and my days of putting up a fight seem to be a thing of the past.

And I don’t say that proudly - I’ve succumbed to apathy. I am the void (an exit).

understood. without judgment or expectation i feel there is no guilt or aversion to being in apathy. its a state of mind and valid as any other. the unverise gets everything back from us in the end so dont concern yourself with whether the labels assigned to you are correct at any one time

Quote from: AZRAA on August 14, 2019, 10:24:21 AM
Sredni played into my fears, deceived and manipulated me. He drew attention to certain posts I’d made, and framed them in a manner that was less than altruistic. He took me out of context and may even have reported posts of mine ... posts which are tame compared to the regulars around here. He lied about me, made out that someone else was using my account. I only realised his falsehoods when it was too late ... he took advantage of me in a compromised state, and new full well what he was doing. Fuck him.

But if he does come back, no biggy.

no one backs azzie into a corner!

Quote from: AZRAA on August 14, 2019, 10:24:21 AM
Sredni played into my fears, deceived and manipulated me. He drew attention to certain posts I’d made, and framed them in a manner that was less than altruistic. He took me out of context and may even have reported posts of mine ... posts which are tame compared to the regulars around here. He lied about me, made out that someone else was using my account. I only realised his falsehoods when it was too late ... he took advantage of me in a compromised state, and new full well what he was doing. Fuck him.

But if he does come back, no biggy.

ellgab didn’t want him either

my special lady friend

Quote from: artbell_ghost on August 12, 2019, 05:16:56 PM
it didn’t have to go there. just could have

Quote from: AZRAA on August 12, 2019, 01:43:29 PM
Not interested in naked women, thanks.

it didn’t have to go there. just could have

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 12, 2019, 03:30:47 PM
If those are pictures of your wife, I've got plenty.  Everything is on the internet.  Now, if you have something new, like her screwing a man....

hahaha so right on many levels

Quote from: AZRAA on August 12, 2019, 01:37:59 PM
I didn't block you, its just that the only person who is able to PM me is the administrator of the forum. It works out better that way, for me.

ok, she was thre pm’s away from sending nudes

Quote from: brig on August 12, 2019, 01:36:07 PM
MV still has blocking and ignore enabled?   How very EllGab.

#I'm SHOCKED!

#metoo

my girlfriend wants to get drunk with you brig

Quote from: Richard Groyper on August 12, 2019, 01:12:33 PM
i disavow anyone whom laughs at someone falling out of a wheelchair. BellChan dot com does not support that kind of intolerance.

you are always ahead of current trending topics. how?

Quote from: AZRAA on August 08, 2019, 01:06:57 PM
I’m not a creepy stalker; however, they are legion, and so I’d suggest against actually posting any photographs of your sweetheart. Trust me: it’s for the best.

lol i tried sending yo a pic of her but you blocked me. haha

that made her sad because she had a little crush on your posts

Quote from: Tangerine on August 10, 2019, 11:58:54 PM
Did you learn from all that or was it just a recap?

funny you ask, the recap i sent to heather is what started us talking about me being a future guest

Quote from: AZRAA on August 06, 2019, 01:13:37 AM
Pictures or it never happened.

if i share a photo do you promise to judge me but not stalk her?

request in absentia:

can you change shrednivastar’s name to ellgobbler

not directly, and i don’t claim to be a god but i think if there were a god they’re avatar would be polite so i spoke for them

i think sdhrednivastar will fit in well with ellgab. rumor is he might want to slow down with the butthurt pm’s over there but yes he fits in nicely

you are welcome

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 06, 2019, 11:55:52 AM
I give her a lot of crap about her pronunciations and stuff but that is just me trying to find something interesting about her show.  As for vocal fry, I'm on the west coast and every woman her age talks like that so I'm used to it.  As far as I am concerned she makes herself understood and that is good enough.

Her main issue is one of posture:  she'd rather be a guest than a host and is thus a poor proxy for the inquisitive and skeptical listeners who formed much of Art's audience.  Her shallow knowledge of esoterica is painfully exposed over the hours she has to fill which leaves her with a handful of people of similar depth for whom woo is little more than a Halloween costume.

The situation is not unlike (bear with me on this) recorder players in baroque and early music performances.  Now the recorder (under the various names with which they try to disguise it: flauto diritto, flauto dolce, blockflute, etc.) is an indispensable part of the early instrumentarium but it is not a serious instrument and even the best players have problems with wobbly pitch and intonation when they get excited or demonstrative.

Nevertheless there are a lot of ensembles led by recorder players, which is contrary to the practice several hundred years ago when the violin was the serious instrument of the concertmaster (and dancing master) who is now relegated to making sure everyone is in tune.  There really was no such thing as a recorder player back then; they usually switched as needed from the oboe when the composer wanted a rustic coloration, which gives you some idea of how they thought of the instrument -- it was a peasant toy.

I don't know if this is because, while all the serious musicians are practicing, the recorder player has time for backslapping and gladhanding his way into prominence or whether they are simply naturally gregarious and well-liked among the dour fiddlers who form the bulk of the orchestra, but inevitably they tend to program concerts and cds featuring their instrument which would lead you to believe that the repertoire for recorder is huge.  It's not; they just play the Telemann a-minor suite over and over which is why there are probably 30 recordings of it while the rest of his vast oeuvre remains in the shadows.

The problem carries over into performance, too -- the recorder is high and comparatively loud, so the musicianly thing is to worry about blending in and not dominating.  Not so; otherwise-fine performances are ruined by the recorder's facile vamping and gratuitous toodling (did I mention those pitch problems?) running roughshod over the ensemble.  They can't help themselves because playing it is easy and fun.  Listening to it is not.

Mostly I wanted to gripe about recorders, but the point really is that just because it's fun and easy for you to talk (about yourself, mostly) doesn't mean other people want to hear it.

i learned much during this reading

Quote from: AZRAA on August 06, 2019, 11:00:55 AM
How do you know so much “insider information”? Do you make it up?

no i wish sometimes it was made up but i was lucky enough to survive the original facebook group purge with some friends that had become good friends with heather. i have a seat at the table and occasionally my ideas are merged into larger hive mind thoughts but usually i listen and promote the good happening. the funny thing is you have heard my voice one time on heather’s show when it was mitd and one time before the last hiatus and was made fun of here on bellgab but i know you all don’t mean it personally and there was truth in the takedown!

Quote from: Liberace! on August 05, 2019, 01:53:15 PM
1) Why am I asking you questions? I'm the guest!

2) Will this appearance be good for my career?

oh shit! i don’t like my answers to these questions.

but the show must go on as artbell_alive never said

Quote from: AZRAA on August 06, 2019, 10:47:05 AM
Too bad her voice and delivery is shit.

you’re not wrong but good guests can make the difference

Quote from: DynamoHum on August 06, 2019, 08:30:56 AM
Miller is a persona non grata as far as Heather is concerned I think. Expunged from the memory bank.

this is the truth as i know it too. its my mission to reconcile their #friendship but so far the burden has been very hard to bare

millar it might help if you posted a video letting heather know you are a listener first and fan of the show. tell all other interests come second. she thinks you have wronged priorities

Quote from: Pizzapunch on August 06, 2019, 08:10:06 AM
Honestly, I feel like she's going after the more low hanging fruit and frequent flyers. It's telling to me that all the faithful guests have been on consecutively, rather than spread out amongst new blood. I could be wrong, but I'm more interested in seeing what she books that isn't already familiar to the show. There's been nobody that I'd describe a a real "get" thus far.

give it time. going to be some epic guests real soon and topics no one else covers as well as she does