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Quote from: Daggit on April 25, 2016, 07:55:38 PM

I haven't asked nor been invited nor would I expect or want to.

I think I'm ready for that blow job.

Quote from: Daggit on April 12, 2016, 06:27:23 AM
Ok. Who's dick do I need to suck to get a look at this private thread? Littlechris? Open Lines Gerry? I'll even pity suck Drone.

Quote from: Daggit on April 04, 2016, 11:32:13 PM
Can I get an invite to the private thread?

Quote from: Daggit on April 25, 2016, 07:51:52 PM
Littlechris is a worse actor than Open Lines Gerry.

Let me guess, you were allowed into the fortress as well?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 25, 2016, 07:14:18 PM

I have after all had promises made to me that were never fulfilled by Chris.
Like that tiny cottage by the sea.

First of all, PROMISES were NEVER made to you.

Second of all, the cottages have been completed with more to be built this summer and they are NOT by the sea.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 25, 2016, 07:08:35 PM
How does this impact the Vegas trip?

I won't be attending if Cosmic Hobo is still a member of the fortress by the time it comes around.

Quote from: cosmic hobo on April 25, 2016, 07:02:32 PM
So why you keep eating littleChris' tiny berries?

Well, looks like you got what you wanted.

Starting IMMEDIATELY, I will no longer be helping George with his career since you are now his agent/manager.

Have fun.

-Chris

Quote from: cosmic hobo on April 25, 2016, 06:55:17 PM
Someone has to counsel Falkie not to trust the likes of you.

That's fine.

Then let him choose.

You or me.

It's up to him.

Quote from: cosmic hobo on April 25, 2016, 06:41:18 PM
I think it could finally be time to merge this thread with the general musings thread.

I heard George accepted you into the fortress?

I didn't know you were a fan.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 25, 2016, 06:30:30 PM
Wrong again, San Diego Zoo breath.

And the imposter is forced to propel the bicycle that powers my IPad charger.

Looks like the anti-depressants are kicking in then.

You do seem much more happier lately.

Quote from: starrmtn001 on April 25, 2016, 06:29:21 PM
In all fairness, George, YP wouldn't call me that.  I guarantee it.

I agree.

Someone said that the IP address from the perpetrator was somewhere in Texas.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 25, 2016, 06:24:34 PM
Me, hire ?

You must be thinking of the Swedish Falkie.

I'd GRIFT their services, of course.

Most definitely is NOT George Senda!!!!!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on April 25, 2016, 05:47:04 PM


Hmm, I can see it now.

Coming soon to Blu ray and an infomercial too.

Falkie's Rockin' Vegas Workout & Poker Party.

That's fine George.

Just make sure to stretch before you do any vigorous exercise.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 25, 2016, 05:00:12 PM
No doubt: but he still remains a fraudster, a bully, a grifting slimeball.
Oh well. Guess I'm the strange one.

Yes I agree.

Just turning lemons into lemonade.

Might as well have some fun.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 25, 2016, 04:51:01 PM
Am I missing something here? Please tell me I'm getting it wrong. Please.

You're all planning on getting Senda to go to LV with you? And no doubt chipping in to pay for it? That grifting pile of shit doesn't need to try anymore. 

Oh Yorkie.

It'll be fun!!!!!!

After we slip George a "bill cosby" in vegas.

Good times, good times!!!

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 25, 2016, 04:18:57 PM
Southwest, Oakland to Las Vegas starts as low as $97, but he might need two seats.
And that is not meanness, the seats are small and anyone over 300lbs will not fit.

ROFL!

Quote from: chefist on April 25, 2016, 04:10:02 PM
Maybe we can take up a collection for him? Either way I'm sure it will be fun with or without him. It's BellGabbers, man...

But we'd have a BLAST pushing Falkie around Las Vegas in a wheelchair!!

I'll look into air fare for the man.

Quote from: chefist on April 25, 2016, 03:53:27 PM
Maybe they will make their own VIP suite?

Right now the target dates will be July, August or September...

Will Senda be going?

It won't be any fun without the man.

Quote from: Sean92008 on April 24, 2016, 10:46:57 PM
ADBLOCK

Hater.

https://youtu.be/dS463tbX-HE

Quote from: Designx on April 24, 2016, 09:00:30 PM
The last gasp - ceding states to each other to stop Trump.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/24/politics/ted-cruz-john-kasich-join-forces-to-stop-donald-trump/index.html

FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The republican party is destroying itself!

Quote from: chefist on April 24, 2016, 08:29:25 PM
thanks, Starr...it's all about entertaining!  it's not everyone's taste, but I think many had a good time!

Good job Chefist!!!!!!

You da man!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: starrmtn001 on April 24, 2016, 08:28:19 PM
Good going, Chefist.  You really helped to make the show a good one and a lot of fun too.  Thank you.

Hey sexy lady, your call was pretty awesome too! 

Dear Bellgabbers,

George Senda's birthday is this Thursday April 28th.

All gift cards, money orders, checks, cash or bags of dog shit can be sent to:

George “Falkie” Senda
815 Court Street
Unit 786
Martinez, Ca 94553-8929

Quote from: MV on April 24, 2016, 08:38:31 PM
Here's a link to tonight's GabCast episode:

http://ufoship.com/?cat=10

Great show MV!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 24, 2016, 05:43:03 PM
Little Caesar's or Hungry Howies - that is the question

Dominoes. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 24, 2016, 05:37:19 PM
Well it is an absolutely gorgeous Spring evening here in NC. 

No better way to spend it than to listen to a large man in California hog down his Kung Pao
while telling me his problems.

I believe it will be Pizza. 

George Senda is in chat taking questions.

Black and white autographed photos available soon as well!

http://ufoship.com/chat/

Quote from: ONeill on April 24, 2016, 02:08:20 PM
It was all scripted. This "podcast" was truly hilarious. He first took a call from a "listener" despite not being live and not providing a number to call. Then he was going with the scripted exchange but started yelling at the "caller", it was something like "I HAVE MORE PARANORMAL BOOKS THAN YOU". Then he came back to reading the script starting a few lines before the outburst and repeating himself, pure hilarity. Close to the end of the "podcast" Senda unleashed the father of all farts and of course posted all of that unedited. This shit was so fucking bad that he actually removed it. How often does that happen?

Is there a copy of this somewhere??

It was fricken hillarious when he SCREAMED at the caller!!!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 24, 2016, 04:26:14 PM
Is anyone ever ready for Falkie?

He really is AMAZING!!!!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 24, 2016, 02:46:31 PM
That's not enough! We need to hear another Falkie interview. Go Falkie!

Maybe George Senda can be a regular on Amy's show?

What do you guys think?