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#241
Quote from: Chefist on March 17, 2017, 09:23:20 PM
MORE TO COME...MARTINEZ TONIGHT...WITH THE TRUTH ABOUT CERTAIN ACCOUNTS ON BELLGAB...

WATCH WHO RESPONDS NEGATIVELY FIRST ON THIS THREAD... ;)

Big Chicken stands with Chefist.
#242
Quote from: SuccubusXXX on March 03, 2017, 02:38:03 PM
An update on my situation. The succubus has been defeated. Thing is once you turn to Christ all the devils you picked up through out life living in sin lash out. No big deal they are only demons and Jesus is so much more powerful then they are. I am actually working in deliverance and helping save souls working with people that are being attacked every day.  Guys the dark kingdom is very real I recommend that you turn to Christ and give your heart to him because again hell is a very real place I choose eternal life in the kingdom of heaven for those of you wanting deliverance or are bringing attacked ether physically or mentally contact me.  Most don't even know what they are going through is demonic I will post a new post dealing g with this shortly. Big chicken I thank you god bless you brother to you saved my life and my soul because of that one deed brother I am helping many many other souls find there way to heaven.  Also bchicken I still talk to pastor Butch and his friend Joe cannon I talk to Joe suite often he is the deliverance minister I talked to him about an hour yesterday praise Jesus!


Wonderful news son!   It warms Big Chicken's heart and puts a bounce in his step to hear your update.   By jove, it was a close shave but
you are on the straight and narrow path.  You may stray here and there in the future and that is ok.  You have seen the Light and have
learned the truth and you should be fine in the long run. 
#243
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
February 24, 2017, 08:15:06 PM
And why doesn't Pastor Butch do live shows anymore?   

Tonight would have been a great night for some Call to Decision

Big Chicken is getting real pissed off now

#244
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
February 24, 2017, 08:08:01 PM
And why they hell do I have to see damn Kardashian shit everytime I go to Yahoo.


Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
#245
Random Topics / Re: Things That Annoy You
February 24, 2017, 08:02:44 PM
Fat, useless, dumb ass, smelly, gullible, lazy tubs of lard annoy me.   By God do they annoy me.   

#246
Big Chicken is a jovial dude.  If I get angry three times a year that is a lot.   I'm angry now.


Damn.
#247
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 24, 2017, 07:43:49 PM
WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE.



LOL


Spent time and effort in an attempt to help Senda.  Big Chicken has gone from ambivalent, to feeling bad for him, to hating him,
to feeling sorry for him after the Circle of Crust incident, to trying to help him and back to hating him.

Fuck Senda.   Fuck him with Cotton Mather's Pole of Persuasion

He can't be helped and he's dumb.   You can't fix stupid.
#248
Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on February 24, 2017, 02:20:44 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bGI_GXt5Mw

Praise MV!

OMFG.   This is not the direction that Big Chicken was guiding George towards.  In fact it is the exact opposite.


#249
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective  I've been told I was made sport of in it.     :'(
#250
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
February 21, 2017, 09:26:43 PM
Quote from: mikuthing01🕍✡️🕎 on February 21, 2017, 09:01:24 PM
Whats wrong with Tila Tequila? She was healthy and looking good when she had a twitter account a few months ago before (((they))) banned her.


Choked out during a sex act will  finish her in September.   Sorry.
#251
Random Topics / Re: Time Is A Bitch
February 21, 2017, 09:20:15 PM
Quote from: albrecht on February 21, 2017, 09:15:30 PM
I was just reminded of that guy the other day!
http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,2023.msg1012182.html#msg1012182

Thanks!  I knew my buddy Hookman was a bad ass.   Interesting to have it confirmed



Of course the Skinhead remains unmolested by modern times
#252
Random Topics / Re: Time Is A Bitch
February 21, 2017, 09:12:34 PM
Yes.  Time is indeed a bitch














#253
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Death PREDICTIONS for 2017
February 21, 2017, 08:54:38 PM
Here are Big Chicken's thoughts on this.

                US Presidents
========================
Jimmy Carter
George Bush 41
Bill Clinton

A relapse of cancer will claim Carter, Bush 41 will succumb to congestive heart failure and the syphilis will finally hit pay dirt and claim Clinton.


                Royalty
========================
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will pass on and will be the last Queen of the United Kingdom to ever reign.


                 Sports
========================
Willie Mays
Joe Namath

               Arts and Entertainment
===============================
Alex Jones
Sean Connery
Glenn Beck


                 D-List Whatevers
===============================
Tila Tequila



#254
Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on February 21, 2017, 08:29:06 PM
You're a good man BigChicken!  Don't give up hope!

I, for one, appreciate your efforts, most sincerely.  :-*

Indeed. Thanks for your thanks.  Big Chicken's ultimate goal may never come into fruition.  A little Senda goes along, long way which makes communication a horrific endeavour.
#255
Quote from: Seraphim27 on February 21, 2017, 09:00:56 AM
It drives me insane that George doesn't link his YouTube channel to a Patreon account. I support about 10 YouTubers/podcasters on Patreon. It costs me less than $20 a month; and meanwhile, they're making hundreds, thousands a month in all those accumulated small donations.

Even the less popular ones -- just quirky people that I like to watch -- are making at least $60 to $120 a month from Patreon donations from their subscribers. That would at least cover cat food or his internet or food or getting stuff out of pawn shops or whatever. Hell, most of us here would donate at least $1 to $2 a month. ... Right?  ???

Frustrating.

Big Chicken has been in contact with The Master and suggested not only Patreon plus one or two of the other excellent suggestions above.
In addition, a live Youtube Senda Report held on Sunday evenings was at the heart of Big Chicken's thoughts.   Imagine what a buzz that
would create - at least for awhile.   

Sadly the response was that he could not possibly entertain this until March at the very earliest as he was much too busy.  In other words it will
never happen.   Too bad.

#256
Quote from: pate on February 05, 2017, 03:26:53 PM
The hidden g0rge ensconced in his Fortress of Falkitude, probing his third-eye for revelations beyawn this materialistic plane.

Do I smell the beginnings of a cult?  With a secretive leader/guru-type inaccessible to unwashed/unenlightened masses?

I may need to STFU before, the ever-open eye turns it's turdig brown gaze my way.

I hear cults can be quite lucrative for the leader types, both in money and in sexy-lady type "initiates."

This could get interesting..

Too late.  He's winking at you with the third eye

#257
Quote from: Meatie Pie on February 05, 2017, 11:59:40 AM
Oh, that trailer made me laugh so hard me lungs hurt.

It's unreal.  Big Chicken would like to share with family and friends but like - where do you start?
#258
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
January 29, 2017, 03:31:22 PM
Quote from: Justin has two cars now on January 29, 2017, 03:12:08 PM
Name one terrorist from the seven banned countries that attacked the USA. One.

Then look for those from Saudia Arabia, Turkey and the UEA. NOT banned.

Look, I know you're an uneducated fuckwit who believes anything Trump's minders tell you, but try to think for yourself.

The Big Chicken is not going to get deeply involved in this mess of a thread, this is just a drive by post.  Why you would
get all lathered up over another nations immigration policy is odd but if you are going there at least don't be so silly man.   

Abdirahman Sheik Mohamud, Guled Omar, Abdirahman Daud, Mohamed Farah, Dahir Adan, et cetera ad nauseam
#259
Quote from: Ciardelo on January 28, 2017, 05:07:05 PM
I noticed all the name-brand stuff too. Those bigass bags of Gorton's fish don't come cheap. All I can afford is the Wal-Mart brand. smh

Name brand everything Baby!    Well except for raw chicken, he buys that from some shifty dude out back of an alley somewheres.
#260
Quote from: akwilly on January 28, 2017, 05:01:56 PM
I believe that's the time but not 100% sure

10PM Eastern is correct 
#261
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 28, 2017, 04:46:43 PM
;)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

Whoa Baby!  Whoa!    The Go-Go's   - now you are talking!

The Big Chicken has got the Beat!
#262
Quote from: Chefist on January 26, 2017, 09:53:23 PM
I hope you call in on Saturday... :D

Wow.  I am honored.  The Big Chicken has never been one of the cool kids.
#263
Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 26, 2017, 09:48:40 PM
Especially with his third eye from what I understand.

I'll bring my Talisman with me.  It is had served me well in warding off Third Eye Evils in the past.
#264
Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 26, 2017, 09:37:42 PM
My pleasure!  Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help!

Will do Brig.  Will do.   The man is beyond paranoid and perhaps rightly so at this point but he clearly needs help.
#265
Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 26, 2017, 09:31:16 PM
I'll cast some spells in the tradition of H. Wade, for your success Big Chicken!

It is appreciated.   The Big Chicken has decided that a slow, indirect approach is best in an attempt to get Mr. Senda to clean up his act.
He needs to be squeaky clean - as I am.

#266
Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on January 26, 2017, 09:13:49 PM
Broadcast your sermons on youtube.

The Big Chicken has toyed with the idea of imploring The Master to call into Pastor Butch's radio program.
Butch is known as "The Hillbilly Preacher that Walks like a Tank but Talks like a Machine Gun [rat-a-tat-tat]".

I understand The Master's Jewish ancestry but I think if anyone could get The Master back on the straight and narrow it would be Butch Paugh. 

Big Chicken's outreach to The Master is still in an embryonic form over on YouTube and of course is delayed by the lack of posted videos recently and The Master's habit of deleting comments willy nilly at random.   
#267
Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 08:24:36 PM
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

I have done so.   Sadly for both George and the tax payers the ultimate solution seems to lead Here



#268
Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 08:19:43 PM
This sounds like a lot of nonsense work that a state-appointed caregiver should be doing.

It is truly hopeless, isn't it?
#269
Quote from: Justin drives a Prius on January 25, 2017, 07:54:32 PM
Free George Senda's bowels

About those bowels.   Big Chicken has some advice on this matter - the advice is special issue, just arrived today and free of charge.

George - when working with raw fowl try the following next time around.

. Wash your hands.   We have all seen your cuticles in your videos.   Get a nail brush and scrub them up.  When you think you are done,
  start over.  When you think you are done with that, start over again
. Prepare your work area - scrub the counter down, any knifes, plates, utensils, pots or what ever.  They all need to be clean.
. Wash the Chicken and then wash it again. 
. Cook your bird - remember that it is not a steak.  Medium Rare is not a good thing.   Read the package and take the cooking instructions to
  heart

With that done, you can enter the Food Maxx with utmost confidence

#270
Quote from: brigâ,,¢ on January 25, 2017, 07:26:01 PM
I know that I need not remind you Big Chicken, that there are no guarantees in life. We act for the sake of the good will, not for the sake of any preconceived outcomes.

You are quite right Brig.  However, I do have my Little Hen and my chicks to look after, which limits my hours in the day.   I am amazed at how much time and effort the Circle of Trust have invested in George only to have him turn on them like a rabid cur.  It is a shame as George does have a talent of a sorts - the Gabcast he did with MV running the board was weirdly entertaining.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 25, 2017, 07:26:48 PM
I commend you for trying Big Chicken.  Not to split hairs but didn't Paul tell Jesus that he would make tents but that since people don't camp until summer, most tent orders come in about March?

Indeed he did Billy Joe, Indeed he did.   Although these were some words I felt would help George but alas we will have to wait until March.

"Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart"
"Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously"
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