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i'll make all of these obnoxious political videos, and then once in a while i'll intersperse it with "gym motivation" videos of me GETTIN MUH LIFT ON IN THE GYM

they wear those punisher jerseys now don't they. i guess i could look into that too lol. dude i could be the worlds greatest youtube troll.

maybe i should wear tapout clothing too. do people still wear tapout clothing? is that still a thing?

omfg i'll have to wear my MAGA hat too, and maybe i should keep a monster drink near me just to seem like a douchebag

i think my first youtube video will be telling people about my high IQ and how its so much higher than theirs lmfao and how if they disagree with me about anything it's just because their minds are smaller and less able to understand things on the same level that i am. that's pretty perfect and prime for what im going for.

see? i'm talking to myself, it's awesome.

why thank you gnooryblows, you too are also insanely beautiful and perfect, and the ideal mold of a human male. when i gaze upon your gorgeous visage, i can nearly not contain my joy and exuberance.

gnooryblows you are beautiful and sexy and gorgeous and the ideal mold of a human male. i am in love with you. everything about you is perfect.

no one wants to talk to me cuz im just talking about myself but you know what? i don't care. i'll talk to myself. i've been doing it my whole life faggots!

this might be a million dollar idea. maybe a BILLION dollar idea.

AND THEN I CAN GO ON AND SAY STUFF LIKE "UMMMMMMM HATERZ GONNA HATE YALL" JUST TO WIND THEM UP FURTHER!

I WONDER IF I JUST MADE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT SATAN AND TURDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT I BET I COULD MAKE A FORTUNE OFF OF ADVERTISING DOLLARS WITH THESE PEOPLE HATEWATCHING ME

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Quotenot to get involved with turds like gnooryblows is a very wise thing to do,,,,
let turds answer to turds, like brig or MV already did and few others on BellGab, especially that Native American 21st-Century homo Man who makes his church going Christian wife to put her fingers into his ass and to say Amen to him.

LMFAOOOOOOOO

the thing that's creepy about it is that they're there talking to me like im there in the threads but im not. i've almost never posted on /x/. i think just one time i said some thing to some dumb thing someone posted.

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Quotegnooryblows said that he is quitting bellgab and going to look for turds on some other forum.
Fucking loser making living (and eating food) from things he finds in garbage bins.
Fucking imbecil.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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QuoteGnooryblows is obsessed with eating shit and also masturbating with it. Is he secretly Jewish?

lmfao NO i am not secretly jewish!

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Quotelow life.
maybe you like to collect her turds as well, like gnooryblows from bellgab was doing with some women and posting about it.
disgusting human

LMFAO

i am pretty good at winding homos up, no matter what you think of me you gotta give me that.

maybe i should make a website and a youtube channel and become the next milo yiannopoulos or something and just troll people.

apparently there are people on /pol/ and /x/ who want to kill me and think i'm possessed by the devil and stuff, but whatever

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/gnooryblows/

i fucking can't believe im just sitting here right now in a warm fucking house with nothing to do but listen to tunes on youtube and chat with people on fucking bellgab.com.

someone should make a movie of the week about my story. homeless woodsman trasheater overcomes odds to become non homeless and stuff. real inspirational gay shit.

when i was no longer homeless i first got welfare for a very little bit and went to go live with some family and they helped me get a couple of jobs and all i did was fucking work like a nigger for like a year. cuz i was used to being homeless i didn't fucking buy anything or anything like that and never spent a dime of my money other than a small rent they were charging me, so i saved an inordinate amount of money in a year which was very good. and because i had a pretty good job and good credit in my youth as well as a couple of business ventures under my belt from back then, i was able to get a loan for my little house with a pretty big down payment. thankfully taking the welfare didn't hurt the credit rating at all. and because i didn't buy furniture or anything (took it all out of the trash) and basically lived really simply even planting and growing most of my food, everything i made i just kept on putting into the mortgage principle. i didn't even turn the gas heat on the first couple years i lived here cuz i was so used to the winter and didn't want to spend the money. i just built a fire and dressed warm in the winters. wore my jacket all year round basically cuz that's what i was used to outdoors. this was the time when i was all nuts outside eating raw living animals and stuff. but i was also working like a motherfucker and started my little business out of the downstairs of my house. it wasn't long before i was able to quit my job and just do my little trash hustle. still kept putting everything i could toward the principle so now my mortgage is pretty much mostly paid off within just a few years. and that's how you go from being homeless to being reasonably financially well in just a few short years. it's not that i make a ton of money really but because i've lived pretty simply i don't have many bills, which is nice.

Quote from: Jojo on January 02, 2018, 11:24:01 PM
Yet somehow, most beings don't face tragic endings.  Most critters have a brood, a tribe, a flock, and that insulated them to reduce predator behavior.  Most animals have organized colonies and live to see their young grow old.  Raising their young, grieving their elders, living normal lives most of the time.  I've lived in the woods, and the only damage I saw happen to animals was from cars and lawnmowers and similar tools.

uhhhhhh this is just untrue.
if you say you lived in the woods and the only damage you saw happen to animals was from "cars and lawnmowers" then you didn't live in the woods. even if you lived in the fucking suburbs you should have seen a hawk come down and murder the fuck out of a rabbit or something at some point. for fucks sake dude. what the hell is wrong with you. i mean are you really genuinely suggesting right now that animals don't murder eachother in the woods? i can't even fucking waste my time with you right now.

i shouldn't say i have no debt, i have a little technically but i have equity too.

Quote from: Jojo on January 02, 2018, 11:18:30 PM
If I had a penis, I would never cut it off.  Are you crazy?  I wouldn't even circumcise it.

jojo your "vagina" is an inwardly turned, surgically altered penis. please just accept this reality.

Quote from: Jojo on January 02, 2018, 11:17:27 PM
That is not true.  Why don't you make some service of yourself.  Every day someone makes a difference to someone in need.  It matters to the recipient.  Volunteer chore services, food bank, people to keep shelter pets "friendly" by spending time with them, noxious weed control, watershed management, forest trail restoration, litter patrol, helping people and property in FEMA zones, and school crossing guards.

Every month, my life is touched by tens of volunteers.  Every day, animals and people around me receive some help from volunteers.  One guy goes out almost every night and provides shelter for a few hours to a couple animals who otherwise would be in a loveless, very cold garage 24/7.  I volunteer to clean up after animals that aren't mine.  It matters to everyone who has a nose or walks near shit, and it matters to pets by reducing the risk of urinary tract infections from shitty surfaces.

People in nursing homes, prisons, hospitals... would give almost anything to have your abilities and resources even for a day.

sometimes its hard to know what you're talking about but its clear you're not following the discussion or don't know what other people are talking about.

are you talking about charity and stuff? no. that's not what we were talking about before. we were talking about something making a difference in our own personal lives. like yeah get up and work rather than sit on the comp and talk on bellgab. life still blows lol. it doesn't make any difference. i get a few more bucks in the bank. it doesn't do anything though. i don't have debt and im not buying diamonds for anyone.

jojo is lurking around somewhere right now saying "why do they believe she is a woman but not me".

answer jojo - because she actually is a woman and you are a fucking man who cut his penis off and took hormone therapy.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 11:12:12 PM
I want to fuck that ugly bit-tittied bitch like a God damn JACKHAMMER! No condom! I want to put my baby in her belly while she screams and cums!

i think she likes the dirty talk honestly. if she didn't she would have just walked away and wouldn't have kept engaging you. i dunno if you're gonna actually get the chance to bone her since this is the internetworld, but you know man goodluck. maybe she'll fly out to see you or something some day and give you a blumpkin or something.

i'm not really into dirty talk with women honestly, but i dunno it's everywhere so what can you do. i'm cool with dirty talk with guys lol but when i talk to women i just don't like it to be that way.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 02, 2018, 11:08:26 PM
I do want to fuck her through. I want to get her on the down-slope, and make her cum when she doesn't want to!

oh are we talking about roswell? i thought you were talking about my GF / sister that died. yeah bro you can have roswell i don't care lol. i tried to put in the good word for you a few times.

Quote from: gnooryblows on January 02, 2018, 11:06:36 PM
i did lose im not gonna deny it. it fucking sucks. and you're prob right that i didn't charge hard enough too.

i fucking THOUGHT i was charging hard man. everyone thought i was fucking nuts driven and always pissed off at me for having to do it my way but it still wasn't fucking enough. for fucks sake man. i still can't tell if i got fucked hard or if it was all my own fault. probably my own fault frankly but i dunno.