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Quote from: Swishypants on January 04, 2018, 12:56:35 AM
I pooped him out, then he fucked me and switched the tables on the power-relationship!

poop is really very underrated.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:54:49 AM
Seriously, where are you from? I don't judge.

honestly the real answer is that im from the 90s where almost everyone in america thought the same way i did (except for the satanism thing) and almost nothing i say would have been all that controversial.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:53:40 AM
Yep! I'm on to you and if 4chan really had any investigators worth their weight they would know that too. Well, you're lameness is making me sleepy. Goodnight, losers. 

i can't tell if you're joking or not.

wait md md. don't go to bed! let me have a chance to redeem myself in your eyes! let me prove to you that im not really a jewish shill or whatever you think i am.

wait, how do you feel about the jews anyhow? do you like them?

well either way, let me prove to you that im not whatever kind of shill you think i am!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:51:33 AM
Highly doubtful because no American uses the phrase drive them off the wall. We say drive them up the wall. Nice try, boys but you're going to have to get up a bit earlier. 

"boys". wait a minute. i know what you're implying. are you implying that i might be the JIDF?

Quote from: Swishypants on January 04, 2018, 12:50:24 AM
"SMART"

yeah he really blew my fucking cover. i voted for hillary clinton and everything. actually, i think bernie can still win.

fucking md md literally believes i am a democrat apparently........i just fucking can't even.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:48:27 AM
Because I see through your cheap attempts to discredit conservatives and I'm too smart to fall for it. 

you really unironically think i'm trying to discredit conservatives? you really believe this? so wait a minute. let me just get this straight for a minute.

ayo
hol up
so u b sayin'.
that i b a democrat n sheit??

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:45:43 AM
You don't drive me up the wall (is the actual saying). So, you're not American. Where are you from?

i literally don't get what you're saying. what do you mean by this? and i am american wtf are you talking about. i am american born and raised. i am pretty much like the most american dude you can imagine.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 04, 2018, 12:43:41 AM
Have you noticed that most young white women under 40 have big fat squished down munchkin heads? Beauty standards have really fallen off the cliff. That Nazi DNA is in the deep freeze and we need 2 vials of it like yesterday!

i think white women are implicitly beautiful but yeah there is a problem with bad breeding in our society. like if you google "80s women" or "hot 80s girls", you're going to see women that are lightyears better looking than anything you will see today. and they're more "healthy" and "meaty" looking without being fat. like they're built, and strong in a way that's not fat, rather than scrawny and looking like they will blow over in the wind like women today.

Quote from: gnooryblows on January 04, 2018, 12:43:04 AM
MD how come we're both trump supporters and you hate me? what is it about me that drives you off the wall?

and another question. how come you're a trump supporter and dislike racism? like i'm a trump supporter too but only cuz i want to get rid of all the spics. what are you like one of those unironic /r/the_donald types? are you a "MAGApede"?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:40:40 AM
Read through her posts. I like her but when it comes to politics she's always on the side of DERP!

MD how come we're both trump supporters and you hate me? what is it about me that drives you off the wall?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:40:40 AM
Read through her posts. I like her but when it comes to politics she's always on the side of DERP!

if true then i disown her 100%

Quote from: JulianC on January 04, 2018, 12:37:22 AM
LOL



priceless!

damn dude you really think that girl is ugly?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:35:28 AM
She's a Democrat. For someone so self-professed intelligent you're really not very bright, are you?

wut? no way, nuh uh. she is not a dumbocrat prove it.

Quote from: JulianC on January 04, 2018, 12:30:05 AM
Where is that dudes from last night, Ros
I like that slut, she is also very witty, like her style. She is quick.

she is just OK. she is an actual woman, unlike the man jojo who pretends to be a woman.
i dunno she called me a 6/10 after she saw a picture of me and she knows that's bullshit, but whatever. more or less she is a decent conservative woman with a good head on her shoulders. i don't wanna kiss ass to femanons though like people do on the internet. i consider myself above that.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 04, 2018, 12:28:55 AM
FUCK EVER! The views are down everyday! I will complete my mission!

i'll make this website great for MV. cuz gnooryblows is so cool and interesting, word of my posts is already spreading (seriously im all over /x/). soon my name will be synonymous with infamy. anons and unregistered guests from all over the internet will come from far and wide, just to view my dank threads and see what i have to say. MVs viewcount will go through the roof, and he will have no choice but to stop periodically banning me. this is my grand plan.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:27:56 AM
Your Bellpocalypse just never seems to happen. Poor Swishy! He's the world's worst doomsday prognosticator. 

MD MD, i just want you to know i'm actively working on some kind of treatment plan for you to try to cure you of your terminal faggotry.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 04, 2018, 12:24:32 AM
As the T lowers it will sink back up with this lame fucking forum. It'll be ok.

i'm just glad you're here and julien too cuz if it weren't for you guys i'd prob be making "satan is my savior" threads tonight. and those a lot of fun and totally do represent what i really believe, but they don't lead to much good conversation. and there's only so much discussion you can really have about whether or not the holocaust happened too, you know? i mean obviously it didn't but after a while you just get bored of that topic.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 04, 2018, 12:20:59 AM
Sun-uf-ah-bitch! You ran the board! AGAIN! Sexy MUTHA-FUCKAAAAAAA! GB! MY DAWG! HAROOO't!

once upon a time trolling this board and whipping everyone up into a frenzy used to mean everything to me. it used to give me a thrill. it used to even make me hard. but it just feels like "meh, of course they're whipped up into a frenzy. after all, i am gnooryblows. i am the demon that haunts their nightmares. i am their public enemy #1.".

Quote from: gnooryblows on January 04, 2018, 12:17:42 AM
is that true? did that happen? i haven't been going on 4chan lately. 8chan is better. i've posted on 8chan a lot too. when i got banned from both bellgab and 4chan i would always post on 8chan. the people there are more legit white nationalists and nazis. and there aren't that many communists there and shit like on 4chan.

i don't think they really censor very much on 8chan, which is good. only thing i ever saw them delete was a saturday night live sketch where someone said nigger or something from the 90s. i think they did that for legal reasons though cuz SNL is really tightfisted about their intellectual property.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:15:55 AM
Now I know why q anon had to move from 4chan to 8chan. Too many faggots there.

is that true? did that happen? i haven't been going on 4chan lately. 8chan is better. i've posted on 8chan a lot too. when i got banned from both bellgab and 4chan i would always post on 8chan. the people there are more legit white nationalists and nazis. and there aren't that many communists there and shit like on 4chan.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:08:57 AM
That's because you're both faggots.

i AM a faggot, everyone knows that, what's your point, homo?

Quote from: JulianC on January 04, 2018, 12:09:59 AM
/pol/ rules!
/pol/ can ruin assholes lives if they cross /pol/ hinthint Yp

i know i was there when they got eric clanton, and when they tracked down shia leboufs mountain house using drones and stuff.

do you think they're real nazis or just ironic nazis? that board used to be really hardcore, ron paul loving libertarian just like me. then the nazi rhetoric really started after gamergate but i always figured it was just ironic. i don't think that many people there are really genuinely into nazism. white nationalism and stuff, yes, but not nazism. nazis are fucking mostly socialist anyhow. it's a very left-wing ideology. fuck that.

Quote from: JulianC on January 04, 2018, 12:06:58 AM
Fuck you bro, your sense of humor and writing style just rocks, kek

lmfao i know but thank you for the compliment, i don't get them very often bro.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2018, 12:02:35 AM
If they love both of you guys then I guess it must be the biggest faggot club on the internet. And I used to think they were cool.  :

i don't think /pol/ loves ANYONE but i know i love swishy.

julien don't you love /pol/? like i'm not talking about stuff in this thread, i just mean in general. like isn't posting there just awesome? i used to post all of these constant shipposts there about abolishing taxes and stuff. and i used to post these copypastas about black crime and the racial IQ gap and stuff. like i dunno. it's just a good place where you can post anything and find people who are likeminded. /pol/ is a nice place, that's all im sayin'. even though there are actually a surprising number of fuckin' commies on that board. i used to make memes too. i went there and posted a bunch cuz MV used to ban me all of the time. he'd let me post here until i started denying the holocaust or whatever, then he would ban me and i'd have to go to /pol/ and i'd make a bunch of memes in photoshop and post them there. when i was there, i was like "ahhhhhhhh. this is the place i belong. these are my people. this website that is the bane of all of humanity. the bane of the MSM. the bane of decent upstanding society. this is my ideological and spiritual home".

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 03, 2018, 11:58:21 PM
How do you figure I'm with pud? I think I was probably the first to suggest he might be a pedo, you fucking moron! However, it was only meant to be a baseless allegation. The same kind he constantly throws at Trump in the hopes of sticking. 

If anything pol should be going after you, fucktard! Give'em an extra deep dicking for me, 4chan!

i was wrong about you md md. you're not cool. i gave you a little bit of slack when i thougth you were a nigger (since you told me you weren't white before). i thought ot myself "it's hard for him, having like 85 IQ and being an ugly gorillaman", and i sort of respected the fact that you were a trump supporter. i thought you were one of those "based black guys". and i respected the fact that you still talked to me even though i spout all of my white supremacist rhetoric. i thought you were kind of cool in that sense. even though you were a subhuman, i figured you were the best of the subhumans. but then when you told me you were white it just ruined everything. if you're white then whats your problem with me and my white supremacist rhetoric? now i just think you're another hippie dumbass. or at best a fucking "civic nationalist".

Quote from: JulianC on January 03, 2018, 11:55:53 PM
Looks like she was when she registered here.
She was trying to impress.

lol i mean he's obviously going to deny it but yeah, obviously "laurakersch or whatever it is isn't just a username you would make up out of nowhere.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 03, 2018, 11:58:21 PM
How do you figure I'm with pud? I think I was probably the first to suggest he might be a pedo, you fucking moron! However, it was only meant to be a baseless allegation. The same kind he constantly throws at Trump in the hopes of sticking. 

If anything pol should be going after you, fucktard! Give'em an extra deep dicking for me, 4chan!

/pol/ can't go after swishy, he is my lover and he is awesome. swishy is a beautiful and pure spirit. even if he said something that aggravated someone once, he only did it because he is so beautiful and pure and naive.

Quote from: Swishypants on January 03, 2018, 11:53:33 PM
Fighting Pud is not a fight. It's a SLAUGHTER! That dickhead only knows how to bitch-slap!

i am fairly certain he is an old man and i am like a beefcake stud just a few short years off the prime of my life.