i despise you all

[Fyodor Gutman]

GNooryBlows having his morning breakfast before another 16-hour day on the Internet:

[gnooryblows]

GNooryBlows having his morning breakfast before another 16-hour day on the Internet:

there's a fucking blizzard so there's not much i can do today is there?

[gnooryblows]

there's a fucking blizzard so there's not much i can do today is there?

i am from the frozen north east, brotato

[Roswells, Art]

there's a fucking blizzard so there's not much i can do today is there?

Just slice open a tauntaun and crawl inside, Han.

[gnooryblows]

this is me getting jizzed on by mother nature right now. i live somewhere under all of that green/red/orange hue. i'm a new englander or a new yorker, up to you to decide which.

[gnooryblows]

Just slice open a tauntaun and crawl inside, Han.

you know what the thing is, is that you KNOW i honestly do look like han solo, except maybe just a LITTLE BIT BETTER LOOKING. i just know that you know it. i dunno why you don't just admit it.

[gnooryblows]

this is me getting jizzed on by mother nature right now. i live somewhere under all of that green/red/orange hue. i'm a new englander or a new yorker, up to you to decide which.

ooooops sorry forgot to post the link: https://twitter.com/NASA_SPoRT/status/948921892852916225

[Roswells, Art]

 Are you sure you aren't confusing Han Solo with Chewbacca?

[gnooryblows]

Are you sure you aren't confusing Han Solo with Chewbacca?

i have a really fucking hairy stomach lol. now what are your thoughts on that? do you consider that sexy? i mean there are nice abs under my hairymanfur. i was thinking about waxxing it, you know? just to look sexy for the ladies and show them off.

[Fyodor Gutman]

there's a fucking blizzard so there's not much i can do today is there?

Better go pick through that trash before it's buried under inches of nor'easter snow, doofus.

[gnooryblows]

Better go pick through that trash before it's buried under inches of nor'easter snow, doofus.

it's a respectable profession. i dunno what your issue is with it. i'm hardly the only person that does it. it's an industry in just about every town unless there are ordinances against it. what do you even do dude? i've seen your youtube channels and there is almost no chance that you aren't on some kind of disability for mental retardation or whatever. for fucks sake at least i actually do something and have a positive effect on the world around my by keeping supposed trash out of landfills.

[Fyodor Gutman]

"It's a REAL CAREER you big meanypants HONEST!!!!!!1111111"

[gnooryblows]

"It's a REAL CAREER you big meanypants HONEST!!!!!!1111111"

you don't think that what i do is a viable career? ok, well that's your opinion, you are objectively wrong though.

[Fyodor Gutman]

You claim to have gone to college (stretches credulity) and you pick through garbage "for a profession."

I'm still waiting for arrangements on that footrace, retard.

No fists, no fights, no cops (you sad wimp), just your flabby, spandex-encased ass crumpled up in a heap like a pile of rotten produce after I dust you in said race.

The challenge is yours to meet.

[Roswells, Art]

Lol

Maybe you both can do that ribbon dance to the death. It is an Olympic contest. Or synchronized swimming until one of you drowns.

[gnooryblows]

You claim to have gone to college (stretches credulity) and you pick through garbage "for a profession."

I'm still waiting for arrangements on that footrace, retard.

No fists, no fights, no cops (you sad wimp), just your flabby, spandex-encased ass crumpled up in a heap like a pile of rotten produce after I dust you in said race.

The challenge is yours to meet.

bro you weight like 300 pounds wtf are you talking about? why do you keep asking me to footrace you lol. you are weird.

and what does going to college have to do with me not having a furniture resale / antique / collectable / trash / junk business? why are those two things connected in your mind again? just explain to me here dude. i'm just trying to understand your point of view. i mean this genuinely.

[Fyodor Gutman]

Lol

Maybe you both can do that ribbon dance to the death. It is an Olympic contest. Or synchronized swimming until one of you drowns.

You and I are going to have a cook-off, baby girl. Pulled pork, apple pie, guacamole? You pick.

[gnooryblows]

Lol

Maybe you both can do that ribbon dance to the death. It is an Olympic contest. Or synchronized swimming until one of you drowns.

would you really want me to drown bro? i mean would you really really really bro? would you REALLY?!?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!??!!??!!?!!?!?!??!!??!?!??!?! bro??

[Swishypants]

You claim to have gone to college (stretches credulity) and you pick through garbage "for a profession."

I'm still waiting for arrangements on that footrace, retard.

No fists, no fights, no cops (you sad wimp), just your flabby, spandex-encased ass crumpled up in a heap like a pile of rotten produce after I dust you in said race.

The challenge is yours to meet.

https://youtu.be/etFvueW3cgE

[Roswells, Art]

You and I are going to have a cook-off, baby girl. Pulled pork, apple pie, guacamole? You pick.

I don't think pulling pork is something you should be doing while making food.

[Swishypants]

Lol

Maybe you both can do that ribbon dance to the death. It is an Olympic contest. Or synchronized swimming until one of you drowns.

I'll bet you can wield tampons like nun-chucks with your teeth!

[gnooryblows]

damon i mean lets just be clear about something with regards to this footrace you want. you are morbidly obese. you can't do it. lol. like seriously. you are medically considered to be "morbidly obese". i find it hard to believe you could reliably walk up a flight of stairs.

[Fyodor Gutman]

I don't think pulling pork is something you should be doing while making food.

You reject my cooking challenge then.

Fine, how about a game of Uno, followed by an origami contest. I intend to win you with my mad set of skills.

[Roswells, Art]

would you really want me to drown bro? i mean would you really really really bro? would you REALLY?!?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!??!!??!!?!!?!?!??!!??!?!??!?! bro??

No, you seem alright.

[Fyodor Gutman]

damon i mean lets just be clear about something with regards to this footrace you want. you are morbidly obese. you can't do it. lol. like seriously. you are medically considered to be "morbidly obese". i find it hard to believe you could reliably walk up a flight of stairs.

Please shut up for a minute, halfwit. Go talk to your boy Swishy -- the sexual tension between you two is thicker than the Irish brogues.

[JulianC]

Where is that dudes from last night, Ros
I like that slut, she is also very witty, like her style. She is quick.

Here she is.
Sorry anons I had to cover her face a bit.You know,privacy rules here.

[gnooryblows]

Please shut up for a minute, halfwit. Go talk to your boy Swishy -- the sexual tension between you two is thicker than the Irish brogues.

damon don't you know that you're not like the other boys??

[gnooryblows]

Here she is.
Sorry anons I had to cover her face a bit.You know,privacy rules here.

honestly that girl is a 10/10. i dunno who she is but she is 10/10 for certain.

[Roswells, Art]

Here she is.
Sorry anons I had to cover her face a bit.You know,privacy rules here.

So, nothing going on at the smoking pols forum?

Also, thanks, random internet person.

[gnooryblows]

you might want to delete that though julien. you can kind of see some boobs through her shirt and if it's porno material or nudity MV will instaban you because it fucks with his advertisers apparently. or adsense or whatever he is using. just an FYI. i mean i don't think it's really porno but you know, dunno how it would be interpreted by him. wouldn't want to see you get banned since you're a pretty cool dude.