George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

... Mr. Norway frequently broadcasts with a hockey puck in his mouth...  That's dedication, folks!

FEB is just around the corner, folks!

That, I beleef!

[Jojo]

No worries Jojo. Jackstar doesn't have any credibility.

As a drug addict, he can't help it really--it's his addiction talking for him most of the time.

Thoughts and prayers for you Jacko.

Vindication!  He said his writing style changed after a loved one died.  Not so much out of grief, but I think because she was no longer there as in censorship or something.

[Jojo]

Pretty sure you're high right now Jack. Only an addict would be so interested in fried foods.

Lol.  Try one of those electric dry fryers.  My old housemate had one & he liked it.

[Jojo]

Defame you?! You are truly paranoid. I asked you a question about things you were discussing on Groyper’s podcast. Instead of answering you’ve chosen to be contrarian in some vain attempt at up your street cred but NEWSFLASH: You don’t have any left. That account is empty. You spent it all being a Rubini cuck.

I Googled "Groyper Podcast" and nothing came up.

[Jojo]

Mr.Norway seems obsessed about the millionaire that took a swan-dive from his condo because he was lonely during COVID. Dave mentions this story almost with every guest. And I assume Steve Bing was not even a mean baby, who was kicked and yelled at but Dave dwells on this story because he was rich and Hollywood/Political connected? Or just his usual obsession with sad stories and violence?

I suspect he is stymied because he can't imagine someone with that kind of money killing themselves.  Divorce can be very expensive if the woman does it right, and he's had two, one with alimony, children and upcoming college expenses for potentially each child.

--this post just interrupted--

Did he just say, "Are you lying down?  Do they enter your body?" OMGoodness what  have we here tonight.

[Jojo]

Was listening in the car on the way home and had a bit of interference, but I swear I heard Quayle say Antarctica was as big as North America and Mexico combined.  Has Noory been tutoring him on geography?

Well that does sound surprising, but NASA is saying it:
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/icebridge/multimedia/fall11/antarctica-US.html

[Jojo]

Mr.Norway has some guest on who heals people using tuning forks. The usual everything and your body is 'vibration' and 'electric.' The other day she treated a lady who had "just got the second vaccine and was having some bad reactions." Dave, who didn't seem to know what tuning forks were asked her to hum the frequency. She demurred but said that they are in the human hearing range. Then Dave asked how she gets them to ring. And a surprising answer: she bangs them on hockey pucks- and "they must be Canadian hockey pucks because they make the best ones." Mr.Norway agreed.

The way you put it, it sounds hilarious.  I've often thought of buying tuning forks, but they are pricey.  By the way, the vibrational frequency of almost everything is listed at http://www.lunarsight.com/freq.htm.  For many years, this was the only site, but nowadays there are many cymatics websites.  It's interesting stuff.  You can download frequency (tone) generators and if you wear earbuds that detect up to 20,000, you can treat yourself right over the Internet.  I tried some of the lower frequencies and one really did give me a lot of immediate anxiety, just like it said.  This stuff can be combined with binaural beats, but careful with the isochronic ones because they cause audible side effects for a while.  Even a little seasoned, I avoid those, especially if I have to go to work or out in public, because it can sound disturbing afterward.

[Jojo]

He might since he grew up in Detroit area but I doubt Mama Norry was a big fan of hockey- the toughness, fights, grit, and cold (Mr.Norway often used to leave St Louis for LA due to cold weather.) Not that baseball doesn't grind it out either but she had a better 'arm' for that, as I recall.

I think he was just doing his usual parroting or whatever the guest says, otherwise he would defend Redwings or American hockey pucks. Buy American, etc. But, at times, I admit his thinking equates to a hockey puck- still sitting in the freezer prior to play. Very dense. He didn't reply to the 'sound healing expert' when she claimed some form of healing after 'someone she knew got the 2nd vaccine and was experiencing problems' when he normally would riff off the 'no vaccine' stuff.

Well that's probably true.  Maybe he went easy on her.  But maybe he just couldn't multi-task, lol.  Probably reading emails.

[Jojo]

I hate it when he doesn't validate people.  They come to a pivotal point & he just changes the topic non-sequitor.  The guest just had a vision just now live on the show but he just kind of ran over her even though she mentioned it twice.  Then he connected with her on it, all the while not acknowledging the fantastic thing she said.

He does this a lot - failure to validate something important someone says and just changes the topic like it didn't matter.  It's dismissive and sounds indifferent.  I don't think he means to be that way, but that's definitely how it comes across.  There are statements that basically require an acknowledgement.  "So you did!"  "That's important.  Now, blah blah blah". 
"I think that's _______!" 

This cringe-isicm is not personal.  Celebrities should expect commentary. 

[Jojo]

Is it the station I'm listening to, or is Coast for some reason playing their intro music after each break?

George asked her if she had fun being a guest.  When she answered, he didn't respond!  OKEEEEE, so SHE had fun.  After someone answers a leading question in a positive way, isn't the questioner supposed to say they are glad?

[Jojo]

Barbara Streisand is a wonderful singer, and her song "A Time For Us" is beautiful.  But from George, the song has no place.

He must be talking about Heaven to the dog he had to give away, because he said about his job/schedule, 'til death do us part.

[Jackstar]

I hate it when he doesn't validate people. 

I respect your rights privacy. Farewell.

I'm sure the story that you're missing is one that you'll be able to get to later. And I bet you thought I was the one with options.

[Jackstar]

Vindication!  He said his writing style changed after a loved one died.  Not so much out of grief, but I think because she was no longer there as in censorship or something.

Execution. I do salute you for applying a modicum of integrity to reproduce my statement--you did not do too badly. The grief was timed to go a year and a day--it worked out fine.

Now. I know, that you know, why we are here. Do you have a... plan? Because I do.

I will not be able to put up with this level of interaction very long. You are either here for this moment or it means nothing. Hey, btw--I remember every word of your first pm.

The painting's authenticity should mean something to you by now, and if it doesn't, that's fine. Delaying, however, damages others, and makes me sad, because I have a desire to report something to many, many other people.

This is not the right thread for this. I am appalled. But not half so much as some one.

[ItsOver]

...I've often thought of buying tuning forks...

Who hasn’t?  No doubt in the top ten of many wishlists, along with Streisand does “Jingle Bells.”


https://youtu.be/ZYgmQucNPiE

[Ciardelo]

Probably reading emails.

How many do you send in each night Jojo?

[Ciardelo]

Who hasn’t?  No doubt in the top ten of many wishlists, along with Streisand does “Jingle Bells.”

I hate it when singers jigger up the classics! I bet she does a rotten version of the national anthem too!

[Dr. MD MD]

I Googled "Groyper Podcast" and nothing came up.

That’s funny because there’s always someone named JoJo there but I knew it wasn’t you.

He does them on YouTube and usually annonces it here the day before if you’re interested.

[pate]

...

https://youtu.be/ZYgmQucNPiE

That song, and Babbs' rendition of it caused me to recall the Legend/Myth of Catherine the Great

…And That Horse

Ever since the HBO series was announced, one question has come up repeatedly among some potential viewers: how will the series address the most infamous story about its subject? Helen Mirren has been getting the same question since she took on the role:

https://twitter.com/alicevjones/status/1177862505097580544

That story is the one that says Catherine the Great died while trying to have sex with a horse.

Save The Babbs!

-p

[Dr. MD MD]

That song, and Babbs' rendition of it caused me to recall the Legend/Myth of Catherine the Great
Save The Babbs!

-p

Only commies can tolerate Babbs.

[Jackstar]

He does them on YouTube and usually annonces it here the day before if you’re interested.

Now, there would have been a great branding opportunity to spell the full name.

[CronkitesGhost]

I listened for 5 minutes and I got what I always want out of a Noory interview - a good laugh.

He's got a guest on talking about climate change,  Noory wanting to add something of his own to the conversation tells the guest about one of his many deceased regular guests 'And he claimed the world is filled with abiotic oil. And I happen to believe that too.' (of course he has absolutely no knowledge about it to have any opinion whatsoever.)

The guest very dramatically responds to stupid ass 'YOU ........ ARE ....... DEAD ....... WRONG.'

Noory of course has no rebuttal because he knows nothing about abiotic oil other than he remembers an old guest talking about it. So George can only offer some chuckling in response and says 'Are you poking your finger in my chest?'

[albrecht]

Mr.Norway had a caller who was documenting claims about an unlcle who was in WWII and then involved in Exorcist kid it St Louis. Cut him off. "Of course." For a person who had some kind of 100 year lease from the Indians, named Sherlll. Most leasing of that type have royal names, of different ones. 

[pate]

https://youtu.be/fzhHOCdUG1k
hoor huh

https://youtu.be/TWYmufMCpNQ

[CronkitesGhost]

Mike the Millennial called in during open phones to tell us that young people are spending too much time on their phones and social media and should be practicing 'self care'. Boy what a fun 24 year old. Hard to imagine he doesn't have any friends other than a bunch of broken down old people whose social life revolves around an overnight radio program.
Oh he also let us know that collecting sports cards and memorabilia is a popular hobby.

Kid needs to join the military or hire a hooker.

[Uncle Duke]

Kid needs to join the military or hire a hooker.

https://youtu.be/kMsrE-9CLFg

I think of this quote everytime I hear MtM.

[albrecht]

Raking and taking a break. I guess Mr.Norway decided to ditch out early, as normal, because of those dreadful open lines. Why not put Syrett, or someone who wants to work or take calls, on for Friday night open lines. Dave decided to make the limited open lines riveting by discussion about landlines, robo-callers, and party lines (which couldn't understand how they worked because "everyone had their own number.")  And he likely doesn't even know that most people who still have a 'landline' it really isn't but VOIP and usually bundled with your internet/cable.

Riveting Mr.Norway:
"The world is going to cell phones"
"How about payphones? There isn't many of those either."

Dave's favorite possession is a billy club used by former guest Doug Hutchison in the movie "A Green Mile."  I think this is the same guy that married a barely legal chick, decades younger.

[ItsOver]

Raking and taking a break. I guess Mr.Norway decided to ditch out early, as normal, because of those dreadful open lines. Why not put Syrett, or someone who wants to work or take calls, on for Friday night open lines. Dave decided to make the limited open lines riveting by discussion about landlines, robo-callers, and party lines (which couldn't understand how they worked because "everyone had their own number.")  And he likely doesn't even know that most people who still have a 'landline' it really isn't but VOIP and usually bundled with your internet/cable.

Riveting Mr.Norway:
"The world is going to cell phones"
"How about payphones? There isn't many of those either."

Dave's favorite possession is a billy club used by former guest Doug Hutchison in the movie "A Green Mile."  I think this is the same guy that married a barely legal chick, decades younger.

Ha, ha, ha!  “Hey, Tommee, I need to make a call to Ma Norway.  Stop at the next pay phone.”



“...those dreadful open lines.”

[Uncle Duke]

Raking and taking a break. I guess Mr.Norway decided to ditch out early, as normal, because of those dreadful open lines. Why not put Syrett, or someone who wants to work or take calls, on for Friday night open lines. Dave decided to make the limited open lines riveting by discussion about landlines, robo-callers, and party lines (which couldn't understand how they worked because "everyone had their own number.")  And he likely doesn't even know that most people who still have a 'landline' it really isn't but VOIP and usually bundled with your internet/cable.

Riveting Mr.Norway:
"The world is going to cell phones"
"How about payphones? There isn't many of those either."

Dave's favorite possession is a billy club used by former guest Doug Hutchison in the movie "A Green Mile."  I think this is the same guy that married a barely legal chick, decades younger.

Funny to hear the old gal who gave George shit for taking all the calls from regulars.  She complained they were keeping others from getting on the air.  George's response was they know how to get through.  That could be taken to mean they have a different number to use to call the show.

[albrecht]

Funny to hear the old gal who gave George shit for taking all the calls from regulars.  She complained they were keeping others from getting on the air.  George's response was they know how to get through.  That could be taken to mean they have a different number to use to call the show.

Yes! Mr.Norway's 'Stepin Fetchit" Cornelius also expressed some concern that he couldn't get in from his landline but tried his cell phone and was able to get on. And Annie from Alabamy taught Dave about how phones work and real land lines vs VOIP fake 'landlines' (that won't work during a power outage.)

[albrecht]

Ha, ha, ha!  “Hey, Tommee, I need to make a call to Ma Norway.  Stop at the next pay phone.”



“...those dreadful open lines.”

The all black look. TOMMEE looking like trying look hard as if he is working a door at some London club. Dave looking like his could use some beet juice, toomeric, carnivora, and a good, deep sleep with a mypillow. And eggs, lots of eggs.