Coronavirus 2020

[Walks_At_Night]

Would you please stop pitching us new NWO diseases to be afraid of? Pretty please?

No way, eh. I'm off work until January with nowhere to go due to the last one.

[Dr. MD MD]

No way, eh. I'm off work until January with nowhere to go due to the last one.

Yeah, and you totally milked that since before day one. I hope your globalist masters are at least paying you well to subvert our nation. :

[SredniVashtar]

No way, eh. I'm off work until January with nowhere to go due to the last one.

Let's hope a new cache of dick pics gets discovered soon or you're gonna go stir crazy.

[WOTR]

Would you please stop pitching us new NWO diseases to be afraid of? Pretty please?

I'm actually looking forward to something highly infectious and deadly showing up on the scene. At least it will help to justify why we have locked down the entire world. It will also make me feel better about shooting the hordes of (possibly) infected who show up at my property. With the relatively low death rate reported for this flu, I'm starting to worry that I'm overreacting. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Let's hope a new cache of dick pics gets discovered soon or you're gonna go stir crazy.

No shit. It's only been a week and I'm out of both projects around the house and Rathbone/Bruce Holmes and Watson movies. 

[Dr. MD MD]

No shit. It's only been a week and I'm out of both projects around the house and Rathbone/Bruce Holmes and Watson movies.

Well, ginning up more disease fear would at least kill more small to medium sized businesses. So there’s that.

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm actually looking forward to something highly infectious and deadly showing up on the scene. At least it will help to justify why we have locked down the entire world. It will also make me feel better about shooting the hordes of (possibly) infected who show up at my property. With the relatively low death rate reported for this flu, I'm starting to worry that I'm overreacting. 

Working on it. Down here at Globalist HQ, we've been working on Viral Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever, so we can pin it on Ivan next time. Can't get the damn thing airborne yet but we haven't given up yet.

[Dr. MD MD]

Working on it. Down here at Globalist HQ, we've been working on Viral Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever, so we can pin it on Ivan next time. Can't get the damn thing airborne yet but we haven't given up yet.

You’re ALWAYS the first to post about this shit and then you act like a fucking cheerleader for it.  :

[Walks_At_Night]

You’re ALWAYS the first to post about this shit and then you act like a fucking cheerleader for it.  :

I didn't bring up the Indian Twitching Awfuls first Albrecht did! I'll push it though. C'mon Doc, do the Saint Vitus Dance for us.

[Dr. MD MD]

I didn't bring up the Indian Twitching Awfuls first Albrecht did! I'll push it though. C'mon Doc, do the Saint Vitus Dance for us.

We most desperately need a reduction of faggotry in these unprecedented times, not an increase.

[Jackstar]

We most desperately need a reduction of faggotry in these unprecedented times, not an increase.

Your request has been acknowledged. Thank you for your consent. Cavalry incoming.

I told you, I told you, I told you: I am here to help.

Consent really matters.

[albrecht]

I didn't bring up the Indian Twitching Awfuls first Albrecht did! I'll push it though. C'mon Doc, do the Saint Vitus Dance for us.

The other day I was at the grocery store and there was a suspicious individual in full on Muslim garb. I assume a woman since they only make the women suffer like that. The strange thing she was taking video on her phone of grocery items or taking a selfie video of her near grocery items. Strange, so I started photographing her. Which since in garb wouldn't do much as an id. An employee came up and asked her if she needed help. I was imagining scenarios or explanations from the good to the nefarious:

1) "look at this bounty! And the prices so cheap! What a country!" to her friends and family back home. 

2) "Mohammed, look at these prices. We must do better for our store or we will fail again, Mohammed. And tell your simple brother to not bruise the fruit. Look how American stockboy not play football with melon." 

3) "Allahu Akbar look how easy to poison the infidels, shall I proceed with plan now?" 

4) "Allahu Akbar look how easy for me to spit on and handle fruit and lettuce and spread Corona-Chan to the kaffirs."

[Tootsie]

 

DEPOPULATION

[Tootsie]

 

[pate]

I was sort of hoping one of the side effects of the vaccine would be Tourette's Syndrome.  Can somebody get to work on that?  My Shadow Presidential-elect request for that side-effect was apparently lost in the rush of Operation Warp Speed.

That would be awesome, thanks in advance!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[AZZERAE]

If I keep swallowing these psych meds too long, I have a good chance of winding up like that. "Tardive dyskinesia".

[AZZERAE]

I'm off work until January

Lucky bastard!

[Hog]

If I keep swallowing these psych meds too long, I have a good chance of winding up like that. "Tardive dyskinesia".

You dont want that, it's horrible.

peace
Hog

[paladin1991]

Let's hope a new cache of dick pics gets discovered soon or you're gonna go stir crazy.

Where do you stand in the vaccination process?  Do notorious homosexuals like yourself get to the head of the line?  You know,  being super spreaders that you are.

[albrecht]

Another anti-vaxxer found dead. No details but some are speculating.

https://www.healthnutnews.com/my-long-time-friend-and-learn-the-risk-founder-brandy-vaughan-found-dead/ 
https://www.the-sun.com/news/1940981/brandy-vaughan-anti-vaccination-dead/ 

[ItsOver]

I was sort of hoping one of the side effects of the vaccine would be Tourette's Syndrome.  Can somebody get to work on that?  My Shadow Presidential-elect request for that side-effect was apparently lost in the rush of Operation Warp Speed.

That would be awesome, thanks in advance!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Not to worry.  Maybe death will be a minor side effect.

https://summit.news/2020/12/08/cnn-dont-be-alarmed-if-people-start-dying-after-taking-the-vaccine/

[albrecht]

Not to worry.  Maybe death will be a minor side effect.

https://summit.news/2020/12/08/cnn-dont-be-alarmed-if-people-start-dying-after-taking-the-vaccine/

Updated 10:02 AM ET, Fri December 4, 2020(CNN) - Program notes: Watch CNN's "Coronavirus Town Hall: The Vaccines," hosted by Anderson Cooper and Dr. Sanjay Gupta, at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT Friday.
https://lite.cnn.com/en/article/h_f57704265a0db9708053b6eb5320dd44

"One of the things we want to make sure people understand is that they should not be unnecessarily alarmed if there are reports, once we start vaccinating, of someone or multiple people dying within a day or two of their vaccination who are residents of a long-term care facility. That would be something we would expect, as a normal occurrence, because people die frequently in nursing homes."

[ItsOver]

Updated 10:02 AM ET, Fri December 4, 2020(CNN) - Program notes: Watch CNN's "Coronavirus Town Hall: The Vaccines," hosted by Anderson Cooper and Dr. Sanjay Gupta, at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT Friday.
https://lite.cnn.com/en/article/h_f57704265a0db9708053b6eb5320dd44

"One of the things we want to make sure people understand is that they should not be unnecessarily alarmed if there are reports, once we start vaccinating, of someone or multiple people dying within a day or two of their vaccination who are residents of a long-term care facility. That would be something we would expect, as a normal occurrence, because people die frequently in nursing homes."

Plus, CNN always has the deplorables best interest at heart.

[albrecht]

Plus, CNN always has the deplorables best interest at heart.

Screw that homo, CIA-intern, Vanderbilt heir.

Nursing homes apparently are a lovely place to spend the remaining days of your life these days.....

https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/care-home-patient-beaten-in-brutal-attack-caught-on-video/

https://www.wbtv.com/2019/10/15/nursing-home-employees-accused-creating-senior-fight-club/

https://skillednursingnews.com/2019/11/record-setting-nursing-home-fraud-case-ends-in-44m-judgment/ 

And now we will send minions to jab you with rapidly 'tested' novel vaccines as the first guinea pigs.....

[pate]

Not to worry.  Maybe death will be a minor side effect.

https://summit.news/2020/12/08/cnn-dont-be-alarmed-if-people-start-dying-after-taking-the-vaccine/

That won't be as much fun as seeing/hearing a bunch of random people "bark," spout random curses ("bitch tits!"), exhibit wierd 'tics' &c...


https://youtu.be/_ZfpJbjgCcI


https://youtu.be/CM3L7Ab_m5M


https://youtu.be/-yy6UUncUI0

Those vidyas are for our own Doc, whom I suspect to have a mild form of IntarTube Tourettes exhibited by random vidya postings (a 'tic'), his textual "faggot"/"communist" outbursts and other associated repetitive behaviors.

I will not go into the list of "triggers" that the good Doctor has...

Anyway, if Vaccine Acquired Tourettes Syndrome (or VATS) were a side effect, it would make the world so much more enjoyable for me.  I do not intend to get the vaccine, but I will enjoy watching all the "side-effects" (to include, hopefully, the "VATS") exhibit in all the sheeple that do.

-p

          ! pate is probably going to hell for this post

[ItsOver]

Screw that homo, CIA-intern, Vanderbilt heir.

Nursing homes apparently are a lovely place to spend the remaining days of your life these days.....

https://nypost.com/2020/05/22/care-home-patient-beaten-in-brutal-attack-caught-on-video/

https://www.wbtv.com/2019/10/15/nursing-home-employees-accused-creating-senior-fight-club/

https://skillednursingnews.com/2019/11/record-setting-nursing-home-fraud-case-ends-in-44m-judgment/ 

And now we will send minions to jab you with rapidly 'tested' novel vaccines as the first guinea pigs.....

We need those places to house all the new CCP supporters that will be flooding in, anyway.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/anti-illegal-immigrant-crusaders-face-a-biden-policy-shop-of-horrors/ar-BB1brfKX?%3Bc=6953851704217638861%25252C1329278812719417380

!  This post supports The Party of The People’s agenda.  Praise our Dear Leader!

[ItsOver]

That won't be as much fun as seeing/hearing a bunch of random people "bark," spout random curses ("bitch tits!"), exhibit wierd 'tics' &c...


https://youtu.be/_ZfpJbjgCcI


https://youtu.be/CM3L7Ab_m5M


https://youtu.be/-yy6UUncUI0

Those vidyas are for our own Doc, whom I suspect to have a mild form of IntarTube Tourettes exhibited by random vidya postings (a 'tic'), his textual "faggot"/"communist" outbursts and other associated repetitive behaviors.

I will not go into the list of "triggers" that the good Doctor has...

Anyway, if Vaccine Acquired Tourettes Syndrome (or VATS) were a side effect, it would make the world so much more enjoyable for me.  I do not intend to get the vaccine, but I will enjoy watching all the "side-effects" (to include, hopefully, the "VATS") exhibit in all the sheeple that do.

-p

          ! pate is probably going to hell for this post

Hey, almost-kind-of-Prez Elect Pate, what’s the status for this week’s GabCast?  Is it on or is Lee bailing, again?

[Corona Kitty]

Nothing to fear.

[ItsOver]

Nothing to fear.

[pate]

Hey, almost-kind-of-Prez Elect Pate, what’s the status for this week’s GabCast?  Is it on or is Lee bailing, again?

To be honest, I do not know right now, have not heard anything one way or the other.  I expect there to be one, but Lee! may have other priorities that I am not aware of at this time.  His sequined cape(s) may not be back from the tailor/seamstress yet, and I have not had time to inquire on the progress of that.

I am trying to get in touch with Colonel Pate Manly to see if he has a copy of one of the parallel-universe GabCasts that occurred last weekend so that we in this timeline might have something to watch, but that may not be possible due to temporal Mandelbrot Affect discontinuities (I honestly do not know how all that works, Col. Pate Manly is the expert on that stuff) or something.

As of right now, I am trapped in Virtual Limbo awaiting the Kansas City Municipal Court to start this virtual Zoom meeting for my parking ticket that I am going to dispute (apparently "they" the hobo elite are taping "Emergency No Parking" & "No Parking Loading Zone Only" signs over "Handicap Parking Only" signs and then writing b/s tickets for parking in a Handicap Space after the hobo elite meter-maid removes the "fake" signs.)  I have been "Please wait for the host to start this meeting" for the past hour and a half...  Bastiges, I don't know if the "Virtual Court" appearance is even happening, cops at the courthouse told me that my case (and all others) were "continued" after not letting me in.  When I called to verify, I was told that the cops lied and I had exactly five minutes before the "Virtual Hearing" was going to start, and that I could do it on my smart phone...  But now I am home and have the desktop fired up with another instance of Zoom...  I want to strangle someone, and I do not think that is possible "Virtually"...

The silver lining of all of this b/s is that I, with the small exception of minor "greenscreen" issues and desk rearrangement, am pretty much ready to do Emergency GabCast Co-hosting if required.

This post actually does relate to CornHoleEbola 19.5 as the whole reason I am trapped in Virtual Limbo is that stupid b/s.  Aaaaand, I am smoking my last cigarette and need to do a supply run, dammit.

-p

         ! pate only virtually threatened to strangle somebody in this post, not literally strangle somebody