Jorch's Eye Pad.

[Nucky Nolan]

This is what I mean, George. It's stories like this that turned many of us into "haters".

[NoMoreNoory]

Said it before, I'll shay it uhgin. Utter genius, PB. The sand script might just have become my all-time favourite. Hard-to-breathe funny! Thank you, thank you.

[lonevoice]

Paper*Boy, you're the best.  I love how Jorch stepped around all the questions last night about whether or not he'd read Jorch's Eye Pad and what he thought of it.  There were several questions directed to him  about it, including one from MV.  He ignored them all.  Let there be no doubt that Jorch's Eye Pad bugs the shit out of PremRat and Jorch.  Good. 

[PB the Deplorable]

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[Roy Hinkley]

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"They're asking for satellite radios" Bwaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa

[karios8]

"They're asking for satellite radios" Bwaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa

My thought exactly haha

[NowhereInTime]

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PISSED MY PANTS!  BEST ONE EVER!!

[lonevoice]

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One of the best yet!   After seeing MV's new forum tagline, I was going through a bunch of posts trying to figure out where it came from.  That it came from Jorch's Eye Pad makes it even better.

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[elbee]

hahahhahahahahaha!!!

paperboy your so awesome!

[Falkie2013]

Satellite radios ?  Great stuff !

Three little words.

Art Bell Rocks.

and

George Noory Sucks.

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[UnscreenedCaller]

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Satellite radios - brilliant!

[Scully]

This "tweakin' thuh show" one is a favorite for me because I remember so clearly when Dave first started telling us over and over that that's what he was doing.  I would write him earnest emails, begging him to quit "tweakin'," and he would write back and tell me what an improvement he was making to the show.

Keep up the great work here, Paper*Boy! You've got Noory down pat. 

[PB the Deplorable]

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[NORGEGORY]

Just wondering what George's show notes might look like with Art Bell returning to radio soon and what Art's new show might do to C2C's ratings...

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[SaucyRossy]

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Hahah goatsy!!

[UnscreenedCaller]

"... and Bite-Mee". Hahahahahaha! Oh thank you, P*B! Joorch will thank yew too if he reads this. Save him from another embarrasking moment on air.

You just know he'd have read that spoof list of Korean airline crews names on air without it even registering on him until someone clued him in later.

[PB the Deplorable]

... You just know he'd have read that spoof list of Korean airline crews names on air without it even registering on him until someone clued him in later.

I was thinking the very same thing.  You know he would have.

[NORGEGORY]

Hi guys (and gals), just me again--I'm a newbie (yeah, yeah), I've been enjoying P*B's posts lately and thought I'd take my own little stab at it (yew suck!).  What can I say?  But hey, I have a hunch what the former C2C announcer (now over at Red Eye radio) would have to say about George's "tweaks" of Art's old show:

DOOFUS!

[Catsmile]

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[UnscreenedCaller]

ha ha, good ones, Catsmile and NORGEGORY!

[ziznak]

Great work as usual PB and I too have enjoyed some of the new posters here at Jorch's Eye Pad.

[ItsOver]

ha ha, good ones, Catsmile and NORGEGORY!

If only Jorch had the creative talent of folks such as you two and P*B! 

[Catsmile]

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[PB the Deplorable]

LOL

[bateman]

ahahahaha, the Goatsy ones are great.

[Catsmile]

LOL

Ah, got-uh LOL from the master. Thank you kind sir.

(Takes a humble bow)
Assuming it was for me. 

[ItsOver]

   Most excellent.  It's fantastic to see some flowers bloom from all the manure that's Dave spread over the years. 

[SaucyRossy]

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Hahahhaah