Do you think MV is sort of nuts? :)

[eddie dean]

Nah, I just saved it all in a turkey baster and I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

I tried the turkey baster method once. Sadly it didn't get my lady friend pregnant .  It started a huge argument when I got some in her eye.

[jazmunda]

I tried the turkey baster method once. Sadly it didn't get my lady friend pregnant .  It started a huge argument when I got some in her eye.

Contrary to popular belief audiophile's cannot get pregnant from ear sex.

[Camazotz Automat]

I'm picturing two turkeys having a serious talk about using a human baster and all the baggage that goes with such a decision.

[RealCool Daddio]

Regarding avatars, I've always wanted to see the album EC's using under a black light to see if anything transpired. Disturbing the priest via UV.

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Sabbath, Born Again.  I saw them on that tour.  It was a complete shit show. 

Despite adding Ian Gillan and Bev Bevan, creating a potential super group, they were several hours late on stage, forcing Nazerath to play a very extended opening set.  Once they staggered to the stage, it was exceedingly clear that they had been revisiting the 70's on the way to the show.

These guys were epically, transcendently fucked up.

But so was the crowd, as the bikers, metal heads and assorted freaks had consumed all their hash, blow, mescaline, whiskey and whatever else they could get their hands on during the 1.5 hours that Nazerath had stretched their set to. 

Sabbath made it about 4 songs into their set before Gillan's projectile vomiting made it clear that the show would not go on.  Things regressed pretty quickly from that point, with riot cops, mounted police and 5,000 stoned Sabbath fans having a confrontation in front of the Montreal Forum.

High school in the 80's - good times!

[Camazotz Automat]

Sabbath, Born Again.  I saw them on that tour.  It was a complete shit show. 

Despite adding Ian Gillan and Bev Bevan, creating a potential super group, they were several hours late on stage, forcing Nazerath to play a very extended opening set.  Once they staggered to the stage, it was exceedingly clear that they had been revisiting the 70's on the way to the show.

These guys were epically, transcendently fucked up.

But so was the crowd, as the bikers, metal heads and assorted freaks had consumed all their hash, blow, mescaline, whiskey and whatever else they could get their hands on during the 1.5 hours that Nazerath had stretched their set to. 

Sabbath made it about 4 songs into their set before Gillan's projectile vomiting made it clear that the show would not go on.  Things regressed pretty quickly from that point, with riot cops, mounted police and 5,000 stoned Sabbath fans having a confrontation in front of the Montreal Forum.

High school in the 80's - good times!

Did you get a T-shirt?

That story makes me feel sorry for Nazareth.

"No, no. We can't get off the stage yet. Tell Mickey."

[Eddie Coyle]

Sabbath, Born Again.  I saw them on that tour.  It was a complete shit show. 

Despite adding Ian Gillan and Bev Bevan, creating a potential super group, they were several hours late on stage, forcing Nazerath to play a very extended opening set.  Once they staggered to the stage, it was exceedingly clear that they had been revisiting the 70's on the way to the show.

These guys were epically, transcendently fucked up.

But so was the crowd, as the bikers, metal heads and assorted freaks had consumed all their hash, blow, mescaline, whiskey and whatever else they could get their hands on during the 1.5 hours that Nazerath had stretched their set to. 

Sabbath made it about 4 songs into their set before Gillan's projectile vomiting made it clear that the show would not go on.  Things regressed pretty quickly from that point, with riot cops, mounted police and 5,000 stoned Sabbath fans having a confrontation in front of the Montreal Forum.

High school in the 80's - good times!

     Gillan getting rewarded about 2 million bucks a few months later to reunite with nemesis Blackmore. I've heard similar tales about their Northeast trek of early '84. It was Geezer's final straw at the time.

     For Sabbath...it would get worse. Check out Garry Sharpe Young's book about Sabbath 1979-97 and the staggering decline they'd endure. When the rest of showbiz was boycotting Sun City in '87, Sabbath took the gig because it was the most money they'd see. The depths they(Iommi,really) would reach are worse than Spinal Tap.

[Camazotz Automat]

     Gillan getting rewarded about 2 million bucks a few months later to reunite with nemesis Blackmore. I've heard similar tales about their Northeast trek of early '84. It was Geezer's final straw at the time.

     For Sabbath...it would get worse. Check out Garry Sharpe Young's book about Sabbath 1979-97 and the staggering decline they'd endure. When the rest of showbiz was boycotting Sun City in '87, Sabbath took the gig because it was the most money they'd see. The depths they(Iommi,really) would reach are worse than Spinal Tap.

I remember Spinal Tap's parody site of Napster, "Tapster."

To THIS DAY, I regret not purchasing a baseball hat with the Tapster logo.

If I had a time machine, I would want to attend the legendary/obscure Black and Blue tour, featuring Sabbath and B.O.C. just to see if the somewhat cognitive dissonance would have been like the Beatles touring with The Rolling Stones.

That is, I like both in different ways, but wonder how a mixture would pan out not only in musical performances but in "off stage antics."

Of course, a T-shirt featuring that so subtle yet brilliant tour name would come back with me in said time machine.

And on a side trip, I would be obliged to bring a young Ozzy and Rhoads upward several years to have a serious sit down talk with a much older and wiser Ozzy about a particular buzzing plane.

But not before stopping along the way somewhen and picking up that fucking Tapster hat.

[Eddie Coyle]

    Ah, the Black and Blue tour of 1980! Where the "American Black Sabbath" shares a stage with the now half-American Black Sabbath, and nearly as Italian as the Four Seasons.

      Dio didn't have fond memories. Believe you can put it safely in the "Dio thinks Iommi is an idiot" category.

[bottomfeederareus]

hahahahahaha

MV's piñata penis is an act of war by the mexico.

Lol

[PB the Deplorable]

    Ah, the Black and Blue tour of 1980!...

Hey, I saw that in Seattle - Molly Hatchet, BOC, Riot, and the Ozzieless Sabs

[Yorkshire pud]

Is MV sort of nuts to Black Sabbath tours. via turkey basters, penis size (or not) and facial cancer.... I'm impressed! 

[Camazotz Automat]

Lol

heh

[RealCool Daddio]

     Gillan getting rewarded about 2 million bucks a few months later to reunite with nemesis Blackmore. I've heard similar tales about their Northeast trek of early '84. It was Geezer's final straw at the time.

     For Sabbath...it would get worse. Check out Garry Sharpe Young's book about Sabbath 1979-97 and the staggering decline they'd endure. When the rest of showbiz was boycotting Sun City in '87, Sabbath took the gig because it was the most money they'd see. The depths they(Iommi,really) would reach are worse than Spinal Tap.

So much squandered potential.  How could this guy filling in for Ozzy fail?


http://youtu.be/_4QBhC1uCP4

[Camazotz Automat]

Hey, I saw that in Seattle - Molly Hatchet, BOC, Riot, and the Ozzieless Sabs

If this was the Black and Blue tour, please fucking tell me you saw a much older Cam in a funky time machine that was camouflaged as a T-thirt sales booth.

    Ah, the Black and Blue tour of 1980! Where the "American Black Sabbath" shares a stage with the now half-American Black Sabbath, and nearly as Italian as the Four Seasons.

      Dio didn't have fond memories. Believe you can put it safely in the "Dio thinks Iommi is an idiot" category.

I appreciate you knowing exactly to what I was referring.

[jazmunda]

Is MV sort of nuts to Black Sabbath tours. via turkey basters, penis size (or not) and facial cancer.... I'm impressed! 

This thread is missing something.



There it is. Carry on.

[Yorkshire pud]

This thread is missing something.



There it is. Carry on.

Did you remote view that all the way from Oz? Now I am impressed.

[MV/Liberace!]

I apologize in advance:

In Morocco, one in three noses look just like this.

[jazmunda]

Did you remote view that all the way from Oz? Now I am impressed.

Yeah I stuck my head up my ass.

For best results I eat beans the night before.

[PB the Deplorable]

If this was the Black and Blue tour, please fucking tell me you saw a much older Cam in a funky time machine that was camouflaged as a T-thirt sales booth...

I don't know the name of the tour, it was summer of 1980.   

I was green back then, still a year away from getting bitten at a J Geils/Rolling Stones show

[bottomfeederareus]

MV has to be Nuts because he deals with all of us plus the wacky tacky trolls on the Internet.

[Bart Ell]

Despite adding Ian Gillan and Bev Bevan, creating a potential super group, they were several hours late on stage, forcing Nazerath to play a very extended opening set. 

.... Montreal Forum.

Read the first part and thought it sounded like the Montreal show.

Less than 3 years later they were back with Ray Gillen. Shitty person but incredible singer.