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Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 26, 2015, 11:46:27 AM
Noory really sucks

I tune into Coast so seldom that I wonder if I still qualify for an account here?  I tune into Coast about once a week when driving home from a weekly class which is about 50 miles South.  The short time in the car (30 minutes to an hour) is about all I can take of George.  Even in those short periods of listening to the show, I hear all kinds of dumb - and miscommunication between George and the guest. 

I had forgotten about my account here - but received an email from the website out of the blue today.  So, thought I'd log in and see what's new.  Doesn't sound like anything has changed.  I don't know what the afterlife has in store for us, but whatever it is, I'm sure that George will continue to suck in that realm, as well. 

Dave J

Quote from: adamapple76 on May 09, 2012, 11:37:54 PM
Christ, Wells is a total stoner. Now the paranoia makes complete sense. I have heard him doing bong hits twice in the background as the guest talked.

At least Art was right up front - about his pot smoking...

my eyes are burning

Quote from: testpattern on April 12, 2012, 11:13:29 PM
George just read a story regarding alcohol consumption, and how it helps men's problem-solving skills. Sure, try and convince my wife of that.

I'm solving lots of problems tonight... <hiccup>

Quote from: YNOT on April 12, 2012, 07:48:05 AM

George would then want to have an evening of open lines with callers relating their paranormal hemorrhoid experiences...

Call George now... Hemorrhoid suffers west of the Rockies call on the west of the Rockies line - If you're calling from Hell, or from Haiti, call 666-666...

Quote from: WOTR on April 12, 2012, 03:45:08 AM
Somehow I picture him once again telling us that he does not believe in coincidences.  There must be a reason that people must suffer with hemorrhoids.  (I know this will be in poor taste, but it is late and...)
If you had 8 hemorrhoids and started turning tricks it could just be that 8 really would be a money number.  In this manner you could never leave your lucky roid at home in your wallet and you would always be prepared for income.  Perhaps every time a ninth one grows in it is time to slice it off?

That's probably more a Coast Insiders Club twice a month live chat question for George... than CoastGab question... or maybe you'd want to consider just emailing him privately? 

Quote from: Oversoul on April 12, 2012, 03:36:14 AM
Sweeeet.

Throw in the Paglini hag who'll talk of haunted hemorrhoids, and the Numbers Lady who'll do a numbers reading on the future of the sliced hemorrhoids. 

I can hear Noory start the discussion with: "You know I'm a believer in God.  There's got to be an intelligence behind this universe!  Now, what purpose could there be in God creating hemorrhoids?  And, and is it a sin to slice them away, or what karma will the owner get for slicing the hemorrhoids?  And, and, and how do the sliced hemorrhoids fit into the Mayan calendar prophecy for 2012; did Nostradamus mention them in his prophecies about humanity's future -- I wish Nostradamus scholar John Hogue were here tonight with us?   By the way, Whitley Strieber called me up earlier with his theory that the hemorrhoids may have been genetically modified rectal implants made by ETs in preparation for an abduction.   Bizarre, truly bizarre.  Let's begin with the Numbers Lady, Glynis McCants.  Welcome to the show, Glynis."

I just luv it, George!   

Well, they got 8 slices out of the hemorrhoids... and as you know, 8 is a money number... so, if you put the hemorrhoid slices in your wallet...

George:  Well, that's a good point...

Quote from: Oversoul on April 12, 2012, 02:38:03 AM
Did the caller say he sliced away the hemorrhoids?    

If he did, he should send it to Noory immediately for closer examination by him.  Noory might want to do a round-table discussion on the show about the sliced hemorrhoids.  Hoaxland could participate and talk of it as a Martian artifact.  Ed Dames could remote view its former location.  Linda Moulton H. can report on her bio-chemical analysis of the hemorrhoids.  Jerry Corsi could talk about the financial value of the hemorrhoids and their impact on the economy as a gold polisher.  Oh, Alex Jones could drum up some conspiracy theories about the slicing of the hemorrhoids.  Any other suggested round-table discussion participants?

Michio Kaku could state his concern over matters including the hemorrhoidic cause of global warming, nuclear armament, nuclear power and the general misuse of science... <drop it like its hot>

Regarding the "botched" kidnapping of George while he was in Mexico - really, you gotta consider it's the kidnappers who got lucky that time...

Quote from: b_dubb on April 05, 2012, 07:34:34 AM
Welcome ziz.

I don't know if JBW doesn't want to interrupt or is just lazy but he isn't involved in the interview. To the point where I wonder if he's awake.

He's the anti-Ian. Where Ian was always "guiding" the conversation JBW just let's it happen. Maybe JBW just needs better guests. And less sub woofer

Fell out of my chair.  (my eyes are burning.  look at me)

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 04, 2012, 12:39:43 AM

With no show prep to do, he probably sits around the office waiting for one to burn out.

If I was on his staff, I'd switch a bad bulb out for a good while he was in the bathroom and see how long it took him to notice.  Then, I'd pop in the good one and give him a thumbs up.  Rinse and repeat.   

Quote from: Hugo Fitch on April 01, 2012, 11:44:44 PM
He's talking to some lady called Diana. I haven't a clue as to what she's talking about, or really, even what she's saying, but she sounds so nice saying it...whateverthefuck it is.  Kind of like a distaff Lionel Fanthorpe. No attention paying required. Easy on the ears and noggin.

Diana says fifth dimensional energy portals will begin opening between December 21st 2012 and 2032... Only true believers will see the portals or experience the energy.  For everyone this side of an asylum, you won't notice anything different...

Quote from: testpattern on March 31, 2012, 03:36:13 AM
It's hard to distinguish between a botched show and any other show.... it's a constant circling of the bowl with Noory.

I still remember when I believed in Noory... heavy sigh... These days I watch them to compare how bad one is against the next... It's like watching a wreck... I can't take my eyes off the spectacle...

UFO Phil win

Wow - this show got super botched... recycling the last half hour....

Christmas light music... poof goes the vampire... we'll get "the good father" back?   

So... if someone reads books on vampires... they might be a vampire?  And, you'll especially know if they go to buy fake fangs...

Caller:  You can't get 18 contrails over one intersection...

George:  Something strange is afoot...

Great, Linda Moulton Howe is on this evening!  I've been wondering what's up with the honey bees...? (I really hope I can find Phil Hendrie on tunein radio...)

Um... So, what Ben is trying to say is... the matrix is real...

I travel alot, I fly uh...lot... sometimes I even get mugged travelling in taxis in third world countries... alot...

Amazing... Have to agree.  Last night's show with George Knapp was one of the best I've heard in some time...

Quote from: Morgus on March 17, 2012, 02:53:00 AM
Noory talking about a surprise at the end of the show tonight -
its probably his usual thing for St. Patrick's Day, some past guest sings an Irish song like "ole Danny Boy" 
Hopefully Noory himself won't sing again...

I stayed up for this?


Good thing I hid the gun from myself...

Quote from: punkinpie on March 17, 2012, 02:11:14 AM
I liked how he accused the poor guy filling in tonight of trying to take over the show.  It was strange and uncomfortable.

Now that I'm back from Phil Hendrie... I'm sorry I missed that...

Quote from: EnterDragon on March 17, 2012, 12:42:09 AM
Terrible show tonight, but I'm sticking around for that surprise Noory had mentioned. I wonder what it is...

Oh yeah... I'll pop back in for that... I sure hope it's UFO Phil.

Quote from: Zelig on March 17, 2012, 12:33:48 AM
Please let Phil Hendrie be on somewhere this evening...

Yay... found Phil.  "The secularization of Saint Patrick's Day".  Currently interviewing Doug Dayer...

Please let Phil Hendrie be on somewhere this evening...

Ed Dames couldn't remote view his way into a paper sack if his lunch depended upon it.

I don't believe in minor noorys...