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I stop listen to Dave along time ago. If a guest is telling a story about a female big foot trying to rape him don’t cut him off and out smart him. This is the reason I stop listen to Dave he always try to outsmart the guest. The listener are not dumb we know and we listen for entertainment. I hope Spooky Tim understand that.

Guys I haven’t been online since May 26. Can someone tell me what has happen since then. Thanks


Hello from Myanmar aka Burma

If You walk on ice, you might as well dance

i love tranvestites. they cook, they clean, you can beat on em. they call the cops, who are they gonna believe? you, or some dude with a wig and a black eye?

I remember this one tuesday in Boulder Colorado, 14th of july 1984, I was eating my next door neighbors ass behind a green 1975 Ford Bronco when suddenly Mikey "the stapler" Modanazioli popped up from the shadows and told me we have to go help his retarted half brother Charles rob a liquor store on the 4th street.

Lasha you sexy motherfucker, listen baby I know you cum here and read this. I want you to know that is 2:40am here in Las Vegas, I’m here in my bed rubbing one off thinking of you..you sexy animal. Just go head and pm here. I’ll keep it a secret sugar lips. Xoxo

Dave, if you read this try to listen to the Joe Rogan and Tom Delonge interview

Joe Rogan afterwards say that he was paying homage to Art Bell in that interview. Rogan never try to impersonate Art Bell like Heather wade does

At the end it was one of the most entertaining interview and Tom delonge crash and burn to the point he wanted to quit he’s academy “To the Stars” lol

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 16, 2018, 07:53:15 AM
Hey Lasha - I know what bad thing you did. Guess what? I just did something even worse.
I am still in your secret club, Lasha, reading every word and making my own list.
You can play Santa with your list while I use mine to burn down everything you so love.

I’m listening to the replay with whitley strover. The more Whitley tell the rape story the more graphic it becomes.

Then that BiG Black Alien throw me in the floor and mounted me and whispered in my ear “I’m goin to destroy your boy-pussy”..Whitley

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on May 15, 2018, 07:29:53 PM

I miss this man. 

Dave sound so clear. Heather in the other hand

Wtf the stream is gone.  Heatheeeeer nooo lol

Why is the sound bad? Is it just me

I was enjoying Adair interview.  I was a little high though.


My dream guest would be Eddie Bravo

This are the names we choose
1.Jim 'Lightfoot' Thrum
2.Barney Fife
3.Cletus Hogg
4.gomer pyle
5.Chico 'baby hands' Gonzales
6.James "Chameleon" Rebhorn.
7.Arthur "Artichoke" Bricker. The Lieutenant

Thanks everybody. The play is goin to be Friday, is about some bad cops selling candy to the police department and some of the cops have become addicted to candy. I'm helping my nephew rewrite some dialogue, I'm using some Scarface quotes

This is goin to be the first scene of the play lol

Arthur "Artichoke" Bricker. The Lieutenant is interrogating Officer Gomer Pyle

Arthur "Artichoke" Bricker. The Lieutenant: you knew that Officer Barney Fife was selling Candy to the department DID YOU?

Gomer Pyle: EVERYBODY KNEW...LIEUTENANT! I never liked Barney, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Chico'babyhands'Gonzales killed when he chocked eating m&m's

I'm helping my 8 year old nephew with a School play, the play is about some hardcore cops lol. He already finish everything the play is ready to go. The only thing missing is the name of the cops, we are searching for 7 Over the top cop names

We got 2 names but not sure

1. Vincent "one eye" Delaney
2. Chico "Baby hands" Gonzales

I saw art Bell in the market "Albertson" yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like pizza rolls in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pizza rolls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sandwich and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Then he gave her 200$ and told her that he was goin to pay for my groceries and then told the cashier to keep whatever was left. Then Art turn around Wink at me and left

Quote from: RoseGirl on November 21, 2013, 10:37:01 PM
Sorry to disappoint you Catsmile-ish person....but yes, when huge amounts of corporate money, threats and international borders are involve...yes...the FBI is involved.

Reading all the post that Art posted, and the Sirius drama ect I now realize that Art Bell is an autist

BUT HE'S STILL OUR AUTIST, DAMNIT!

There's a lot of Fedora wearing losers in this thread 

Art Bell you are acting like a little bitch, if you goin to end this End it with a fucking Bang! Get your lawyers involve ask your fans to write/call sirious and let's all call c2c and troll noory

This is some bullshit..Art is done, there's no chance.

Quote from: Shastalexy on November 11, 2013, 10:41:46 PM
Art... are your lawyers talking to their lawyers?  Do you have someone representing you?

This

art just posted this in his Facebook page.


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Quote from: Art Bell on November 10, 2013, 07:51:57 PM
If people here do not wish me to post at all I can do that, I only continued here because I kind of embraced this
forum when I started the show and so I was trying to keep you all up to date, it seemed natural.

                                                                                                                                 Art

People here love you and their piss that you quit.. I hope to hear you again in the radio.

I'm not gay but I had fap to Thai ladyboy porn.

So is it fair to say that Meador and John "Nastrildumus" Houge are never goin to be back in Dark matter?

Every time Timothy open his mouth he made me cringe.

One of the best thing he say was this

QuoteI have no idea what's goin on right now[/quo

Baby oil and candles will protect you against juju and shit :