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Heather missed the bus. MV is already rebranding to HoagieGab. Braaps, Richard.

Who is the guest host?

Quote from: AvDaBr on February 20, 2017, 12:26:31 AM
That's probably because Noory is a nice enough guy, which I tend to believe.  Unfortunately he's a poor host.

I met him at a taping of his Beyond Belief show and he is a really nice guy. Tommy is a dick, though.

I've been away for awhile. Is Noorys show still trash? 

Noory the vampire. Haha

Coast FB page linked a guy from Pittsburgh video.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 10, 2016, 10:25:21 PM
Hey Senda, have you been playing Poke'mon Go?

It must be the greatest thing ever, finding a Snoralax in the dumpster that the weird racoon hang out. Or a Jigglypuff at the Starbucks.
You must be a giddy little guy. Walking like a human all around town looking for your own real Poke'mons.

He will play as soon as somebody donates a brand new smartphone as he cannot work due to his awful back, creaky knees and sore cankles.

As soon as he receives the smartphone, he will require someone to pay for service, as his assest are all currently tied up in the top investment opportunities that Buffet, himself, hasnt recognized. Videos of him capturing rare pokemon in rough terrain will be uploaded once he begins, as his physical ailments only manifest when he is working.

Hope you feel better in the morning. Don't go toward the Noory and you'll be fine.

No Falkie in over a month? I guess you guys finally chased him away.

Personally, I think he dropped his mouse, it bounced behind him and it takes approximately 45 days to do a full revolution.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9dfREH95_M

I thought Falkie was supposed to be a big TV star with Noory by now? I looked for it but all I can find is a home video of him and kathy on pornhub...

Hehe "Sewergab"

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 08, 2016, 11:27:30 PM
Alex: Ancient Languages for $1000. This was the sacred, philosophical and literary language of Hinduism.
Buzz
Alex: George?
George: What is Sand Script?

Quote from: ziznak on February 02, 2016, 10:56:41 AM
hahaha i like that! "Statue of Mediocrity"  ... i initially entitled it "the Statue of Illiteracy"

Haha! Awesome.

Ziznak, this is the first time I've noticed your Statue of Mediocrity. I got a good chuckle out of it. 

I usually listen to my tape of the grass growing before tuning into Noory.

George Noory, duh.

I'm out of the loop and only read Art's 7 Nov post. What's the deal with Hoagland?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 12, 2015, 05:09:32 PM

I wonder what Art Bell would say about his Bellgab buddies fucking with the show of one of his hosts on his network, particularly one who is a close one like Richard is ?
I doubt he would approve.

Last night, host of The Other Side of Midnight and good friend of mine, RCH, was Faux Falkied on air by none other than those vaguely lovable characters at Bellgab. Hahaha. Just don't let the real one call, yikes.

Quote from: dan7800 on September 24, 2015, 05:27:17 PM
If Art wanted more money, he would have more commercials.

Period!

So let me get this straight.

Noory says art has a new show on the internet.
Arts show is on actual radio.

Noory says Bee on Bored is a TV show.
It appears on exactly zero tvs and is exclusively internet.

Edit: autocorrect changed Bleef to Bored in bee on bleef hahahahaha

Hopefully tommy recovers but it doesnt change the fact that he is a bona fide asshole, even to Norry's hardcore fans

Quote from: littlechris on August 22, 2015, 06:01:29 PM
FIFY

Thanks. It's exactly what I was trying to say.

I would like to see a video about him being forced to pay for two seats on the plane but only needs one standard toilet to do his business in the bathroom. Also, do you snack while you're on the pot?

EVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right now, the radio station with the most people streaming Noory's show is WGNS. There are no coincidences.

http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/george_noory/

Having nothing else to talk about still applies lol

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on August 17, 2015, 09:37:43 PM
Did you get a lollipop with that haircut?

AS A PUBLIC NOTICE: ANY HUMANS THAT SEE THESE TWO BEASTS, THE FEMALE SWIMSUIT MODEL AND THE MALE SLOB-O, PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM THE POOL FORTHWITH.

Remember, he has no hot water so the pool is his monthly bath.

So he checked out Falkie and applied his findings to everyone else.

Also, why does he always bring up his "10-20" haters if he isn't bothered by it? I bet it's because he has nothing else to talk about.

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