George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Cornelius told Jimmy Church on Friday "I don't want to get on the internet..I don't really have a computer..I get all my news from Coast to Coast, Glenn Beck, and Jim Baker." .... What a balanced and reliable trifecta of information sources for your sole consumption.

Lol, it's surprising Cornelius even has a phone line connected to his bunker.

On another note, Jimmy Church blasted a caller about his flat earth theory, cutting him off and pretty much calling him a moron. As if most of the alien stories and guests Church peddles are any more plausible. ...

The funny part was Jimmy was in total agreement with that nite's guest, whose over-arching theme was "Everything You Know is Wrong."

[TigerLily]

Ya know that old adage that if ya mix two vegetables, you don't like together, they taste good?

Wait, bad analogy.  Never mind.

Well, they are both as intelligent as okra and eggplant

[starrmtn001]

Well, they are both as intelligent as okra and eggplant

We're talking Dames and Noory here.  So; okplant and eggra.  Heh, heh.

[zeebo]

We're talking Dames and Noory here.  So; okplant and eggra.  Heh, heh.

Or a couple potato-heads.

[=Schlyder=]

Braaaps.   LOL in for the gong show with Dames... looking forward to seeing how George fucks up the Brian Cox segment

[21st Century Man]

#1 Reason not to take remote viewing seriously.


Ed Dames.

[21st Century Man]

Wasn't the Killshot supposed to occur around 1998?

[starrmtn001]

Or a couple potato-heads.

Spud buds.

[zeebo]

  ... looking forward to seeing how George fucks up the Brian Cox segment

"Of all the things about the universe, what's the single-most amazing one to you?"
"I don't understand the big bang!"
"When I was a kid, I told my teacher there were lots of planets out there - he didn't believe me!"
"We don't go to the moon anymore!"
"Where's all this headed?  Will we ever get the answers?"

[TigerLily]

Wasn't the Killshot supposed to occur around 1998?

You know he can't tell time frames. That would really prove even more quickly what a fraud he is

[zeebo]

Wasn't the Killshot supposed to occur around 1998?

Apparently a very slow ricochet in progress.

[TigerLily]

"Of all the things about the universe, what's the single-most amazing one to you?"
"I don't understand the big bang!"
"When I was a kid, I told my teacher there were lots of planets out there - he didn't believe me!"
"We don't go to the moon anymore!"
"Where's all this headed?  Will we ever get the answers?"

What an amayzing universe!

And what about this planet? So perfect for life. Who knows?

[NoMoreNoory]

GN: 'They've located Killshot detection devices, haven't they?'
They have? What is one of those, and who are 'they'?

[21st Century Man]

One can only hope.


https://vimeo.com/213595203

[NoMoreNoory]

What an amayzing universe!

And what about this planet? So perfect for life. Who knows?

I remember him once marveling that we need water to live, and we live on a planet where it rains.

[NoMoreNoory]

"Don't forget to hate us on Facebook, ignore us on Twitter"

[GravitySucks]

Wasn't the Killshot supposed to occur around 1998?

Right after the space shuttle gets forced down early due to an unexpected meteor shower!

[21st Century Man]

You know he can't tell time frames. That would really prove even more quickly what a fraud he is

lol.  Hi TL, hope you are doing well.  Thought about slipping a movie into my player but what the heck, Major Ed may prove to be entertaining.   

[21st Century Man]

Apparently a very slow ricochet in progress.

LOL, right zeeb.

[=Schlyder=]

LOL this idiot loses 1/3 of his investment portfolio and he wants us to buy his book LOL OK

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Nuke-yhi-lure...     (at the beginning of the program)
* click   (radio off)
GEORGE NOORY SUCKS !

Hi Everyone. 

[21st Century Man]

I believe in a lot of whacked-out things to use Noory's phrase.

UFO's-check
Ghosts-check
Demons-check
Bigfoot-check
The good intentions of Donald Trump - check, I think.

Ed Dames is a bridge too far for me though.

[21st Century Man]

Right after the space shuttle gets forced down early due to an unexpected meteor shower!

LOL.  Hi, GS.  Forgot that one!

[Zenman]

Braaps, all!   

Just tuned in to find out when NKorea's going to attack the W. Coast. I've got my iodine pills ready.

[21st Century Man]

Hopefully his ambitions regarding UFO's include being abducted though I doubt the aliens want him.

[=Schlyder=]

where is Art's gold LOL

[GravitySucks]

Somebody should call and ask him to remote view how many Korean War defectors are still alive. They would be in their 80's-90's now if they were.

[21st Century Man]

Ed, your friend, Art Bell, wants to know where his gold is.

[Zenman]

Nuke-yhi-lure...     (at the beginning of the program)
* click   (radio off)
GEORGE NOORY SUCKS !

Hi Everyone. 

Hey Sandman, good to see you.

Nuke-yhi-lure doesn't bother me as much as my neighbor who says "real-i-tor". His son's a realtor, who I wish would tell him there's no "i" in realtor. And why am I concerning with stuff like this when NK is about to nuke our air craft carriers?

[21st Century Man]

It has really gotten hard for me to listen to Jorch for any length of time.  He really is the worst in the biz.