George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[loveslibraries]

Is it just me or is everyone hearing an occasional piccolo?

Could it be a bird?  Spring is here!

[21st Century Man]

Joshua Pee is still on?  Ugh.

[Morgus]

Joshua Pee is still on?  Ugh.

Noory always extends his fav guests on Friday an extra hour to cut down the open lines portion to only an hour...

[Morgus]

At the end of the show tonight,  Noory mentioned some of his April Fools stunts from past years including the 3 headed person.
But since this year its on Sat, he is leaving it to guest host Jimmy Church.
Though he could have done something tonight since it was April 1st in some time zones at least for the latter hours...

[PaulAtreides]

Coming Soon! To a mailbox near you! It's the better than the Victoria's Secret catalog.
It's the "Art's Secret" Man Bras catalog!
Lace Bras, Jogging Bras, and Beer Guzzling Bras!
Modeled by Art Bell,   with his 36 DD's, Falkie in his 44 FFF bra.  And many big busted boys in oh so nawty silk, satin and lace!
You'l go OOOOHH, AHHHH, WOW! and maybe even get sick to your stomach!!!!!!!!

When did Art grow his moobs?  Three quitenings will do that to a guy.

[ItsOver]

...Though he could have done something tonight since it was April 1st in some time zones at least for the latter hours...

Eh, that's OK, Morgus.  Thank you, calendar, for having mercy on this year!

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

Annie from Alabammy was nearly killed by a deadly olive oil bottle

[Dyna-X]

Could it be a bird?  Spring is here!

Yew heard it too? Is it an angel? Or a robot? Or a robot bird?

[Caruthers612]

        While tooling around on YouTube the other day, I saw a listing for a recent C2C show featuring "Hat Man." I stopped in my tracks, with a stupefied laugh. Hat Man? I mused. Is that what the show is down to after all these years? A man in a hat? Too many years and shows about Bigfoot, Roswell and El Chupacabra, and now the only thing left is...Hat Man. Anyone listened to this discussion? Is Hat Man literally just a mysterious guy in a hat who, the callers say, they've seen skulking about on the edge of town, with a beard, a worn leather duster and an aura of the supernatural about him?

[Here We Go Again]

Wow. George Noory last night on "Open Lines" really showing how deficient he is in all ways. He lacks the guts to make a stand one way or the other, since he is too cowardly if he feels someone might come down on him for having a backbone, then "brags" about nine years in the Navy -- not citing it was the Navy Reserve and all he did was answer telephones and take messages for the higher-up brass. But now, he presents himself as some "hero" to ignorant listeners. 

He made a bunch of nonsensical statements about the current administration. This guy is such a fake and doesn't take a solid, informed stand like other syndicated talk-radio hosts -- and is a disgrace to Premiere Networks. He sounds like the kind of person that would sell his own mother to protect his own sorry behind. Or lie like "H" to cover his own behind. Or "rat out" anyone around him because, unlike what he claims, he's no person of integrity and cares only about his own sorry behind.

His "Mexcian Wall" dissertation was among the biggest bunch of nonsensical, idiotic rants I've heard in recent time among talk radio. Which is no small feat. What? We have Area 51 and that is enough to protect our Southern border from illegal immigration? We have "lasers" and that is enough? What kind of buffoon is that guy? What world does he live in? Surely not ours.

What a total, idiotic embarrassment he is to the integrity of Premiere Networks. Then his pompous self declares "we bring the truth" on the program when it is anything but that. George Noory lives in his own, little world detached from reality. OK. If so, let him be the fool he is. But I feel strongly Premiere Networks may reach a point in which such an attitude can only harms its reputation and certain hosts' "acts" need to be cleaned up.       

"The Truth only, huh?" Remember his bragging about his athletic prowess in school and and full-collegiate scholarship potential? How he "narrowly" missed out on that? Funny, Harvey S. Lowery High School in Dearborn, Michigan, no yearbook, no high-school newspaper "The Lowery Light" nor any of the weekly newspapers from 1965 to 1968 has a single mention of George Noory playing ANY sports. Nor was he listed on any team roster for the Polar Bears. Maybe, except, in his own mind!

Nothing but the truth, George? I bet. I bet. Explain that one, George.

[ninjashoes]

You must be stoned. Linda does one show a month. On the last Thursday. Been that way for about as long as I can remember.

William Cooper stated the Illuminati were controlled by alien races that signed a secret treaty with Eisenhower, and then later chsnged his story. Who is the disinformation agent?

What do my personal habits have to do with it? We are talking about Coast so keep your fingers out of my stash.

I can at least say Cooper talking about aliens is far more entertaining than Linda's "forgone conclusions".

[nooryisawesome]

Wow. George Noory last night on "Open Lines" really showing how deficient he is in all ways. He lacks the guts to make a stand one way or the other, since he is too cowardly if he feels someone might come down on him for having a backbone, then "brags" about nine years in the Navy -- not citing it was the Navy Reserve and all he did was answer telephones and take messages for the higher-up brass. But now, he presents himself as some "hero" to ignorant listeners. 

He made a bunch of nonsensical statements about the current administration. This guy is such a fake and doesn't take a solid, informed stand like other syndicated talk-radio hosts -- and is a disgrace to Premiere Networks. He sounds like the kind of person that would sell his own mother to protect his own sorry behind. Or lie like "H" to cover his own behind. Or "rat out" anyone around him because, unlike what he claims, he's no person of integrity and cares only about his own sorry behind.

His "Mexcian Wall" dissertation was among the biggest bunch of nonsensical, idiotic rants I've heard in recent time among talk radio. Which is no small feat. What? We have Area 51 and that is enough to protect our Southern border from illegal immigration? We have "lasers" and that is enough? What kind of buffoon is that guy? What world does he live in? Surely not ours.

What a total, idiotic embarrassment he is to the integrity of Premiere Networks. Then his pompous self declares "we bring the truth" on the program when it is anything but that. George Noory lives in his own, little world detached from reality. OK. If so, let him be the fool he is. But I feel strongly Premiere Networks may reach a point in which such an attitude can only harms its reputation and certain hosts' "acts" need to be cleaned up.       

"The Truth only, huh?" Remember his bragging about his athletic prowess in school and and full-collegiate scholarship potential? How he "narrowly" missed out on that? Funny, Harvey S. Lowery High School in Dearborn, Michigan, no yearbook, no high-school newspaper "The Lowery Light" nor any of the weekly newspapers from 1965 to 1968 has a single mention of George Noory playing ANY sports. Nor was he listed on any team roster for the Polar Bears. Maybe, except, in his own mind!

Nothing but the truth, George? I bet. I bet. Explain that one, George.

None of this is a surprise if you have listened to him for any length of time. I have stopped listening a decade ago. I gave him another chance when he came to Bellgab and said he said he was trying to improve. I think the show was actually worse than 10 years ago when I tried listening a couple years ago. He steadily has declined in quality, Noory is pretty much the Simpsons.

[GravitySucks]

What do my personal habits have to do with it? We are talking about Coast so keep your fingers out of my stash.

I can at least say Cooper talking about aliens is far more entertaining than Linda's "forgone conclusions".

Last I checked, in the Game of "Who is still alive?" Linda is winning 1-0.

[Robert]

Remember his bragging about his athletic prowess in school and and full-collegiate scholarship potential? How he "narrowly" missed out on that? Funny, Harvey S. Lowery High School in Dearborn, Michigan, no yearbook, no high-school newspaper "The Lowery Light" nor any of the weekly newspapers from 1965 to 1968 has a single mention of George Noory playing ANY sports. Nor was he listed on any team roster for the Polar Bears.

Did you try looking under "Dave"?

[zeebo]

        While tooling around on YouTube the other day, I saw a listing for a recent C2C show featuring "Hat Man." I stopped in my tracks, with a stupefied laugh. Hat Man? I mused. Is that what the show is down to after all these years? A man in a hat? Too many years and shows about Bigfoot, Roswell and El Chupacabra, and now the only thing left is...Hat Man. Anyone listened to this discussion? Is Hat Man literally just a mysterious guy in a hat who, the callers say, they've seen skulking about on the edge of town, with a beard, a worn leather duster and an aura of the supernatural about him?

I confess I did in fact listen to much of this episode.  Heidi Hollis is kooky but entertaining in her own way.  "Hat Man" btw is not to be confused with "Slender Man" or the more generic term "Shadow People".  Listen in for these and other important distinctions.  I liked how after she published that his outfit had changed to pin-stripes, she suddenly started getting emails of similar reports, confirming of course it was true (i.e. not because she'd suggested the possibility to people).   :

[ItsOver]

Did you try looking under "Dave"?

LOL.  Dave.  Dave Noorie.  He has other handles.  Dexter will become one, too.  He also goes by Pizza Roll Breath.

[ItsOver]

I confess I did in fact listen to much of this episode.  Heidi Hollis is kooky but entertaining in her own way.  "Hat Man" btw is not to be confused with "Slender Man" or the more generic term "Shadow People".  Listen in for these and other important distinctions.  I liked how after she published that his outfit had changed to pin-stripes, she suddenly started getting emails of similar reports, confirming of course it was true (i.e. not because she'd suggested the possibility to people).   :

I've always been partial to the Fresno Nightcrawler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMv85lRAmuk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[ninjashoes]

Connie Willis in that slot would be better than George.

She has a charming southern accent and actually goes on Bigfoot hunts.

Her genuine enthusiasm is much better than Corporate George.

I'm not saying she is gods gift to radio or anything but it would be a fresh take on things.

It would be good seeing a woman in there as well go feminism

[loveslibraries]

Annie from Alabammy was nearly killed by a deadly olive oil bottle

I bought that olive oil too.  It's insane.  Once opened, it has a solidly built-in pop up spout and can never be closed again!  The pop up spout has no warning and is very frightening.  It's like not realizing you are opening a carbonated bottle.  I would tell Annie to throw some towels on the floor or sprinkle the spill with something good and have the dog clean it up before you mop. Oil spills are deadly!  At least throw some absorbent clay on it like automobile lovers do on their oil spills.  After the clay absorbs it, sweep up the clay!

[PB the Deplorable]

And for god's sake stay away from pizza rolls

[ItsOver]

And for god's sake stay away from pizza rolls

"They should put a warning on the box!"

[Dateline]

Cmon, Norry, step up to the plate, and show us what a real host can do.

[Dateline]

With the rousing success of ParanormalDate.com, Norry has taken it one step farther on the darkside.

Now, he has opened ParanormalEscort.com.  "When you don't want to play alone in the dark."

He was inspired by Alex Jones's success with his personal bun in the oven and the "Sugarnights."  Yes, Alex Jones got married in January, 2017 to a yoga instructor who moonlighted. 

[Juan]

sNoory should have a lot to talk about tonight. A San Diego woman died after getting an IV injection of toomeric.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/is-turmeric-safe-concerns-following-death/ar-BBz1enW

Listening to sNoory, I thought getting an IV load of an herb would be perfectly safe, rational and healthful.

[pate]

Yew heard it too? Is it an angel? Or a robot? Or a robot bird?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSeCfo9-NI

Who knew?

[Juan Cena]

Apparently, Peter Kling doesn't know that snow is a normal occurrence in the Mountain regions in the Middle East. Heck, there's a ski resort in the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights.

[Dr. MD MD]

Apparently, Peter Kling doesn't know that snow is a normal occurrence in the Mountain regions in the Middle East. Heck, there's a ski resort in the Israeli-occupied Golan Heights.

Hey, Juan! My latest conspiracy theory is that you're really Jose Escamillia of the "rods" fame. Can you confirm? 

[michio]

sNoory should have a lot to talk about tonight. A San Diego woman died after getting an IV injection of toomeric.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/healthtrending/is-turmeric-safe-concerns-following-death/ar-BBz1enW

Listening to sNoory, I thought getting an IV load of an herb would be perfectly safe, rational and healthful.

To sNoory's credit, I think I heard him tell Christian Wilde about a news story where three women were blinded by stem cell injections into their eyeballs. That may have cost sNoory more than a few supplement sales, if my recollection is accurate.

You're absolutely correct, rushing headlong into application of these herbs and whatnot is gambling with your health, maybe you'll feel better or maybe you'll feel worse. Because something is labeled as natural does not mean you should turn off your scam detecting radar and turn yourself into an experiment. Ben PFuchs, the C2C renegade resident pharmacist, was talking up St. John's wort for its anti-depression and burn healing properties (largely unproven). If one takes a minute to examine its side-effects, you'd see a rare psychosis is possible, and reducing the effectiveness of prescription drugs. Beware of natural "medicines" that promise cures, and especially be wary of the people who sell them.

[Jackstar]

rushing headlong into application of these herbs and whatnot is gambling with your health

[yumyumtree]

I hadn't of this Afghan giant business. Anybody heard of this?