George Knapp

coaster · January 18, 2015, 01:32:21 AM

I tuned in without knowing who the guest was and I thought George was talking to a man until he called her Nancy.

GeorgieForPresident2216 · January 18, 2015, 01:33:04 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 01:28:04 AM
Dang, this Nancy woman is as nutty as the chipmunk lady.

I wasn't listening very closely. Did she say brain waves are instantly transmitted to the entire universe and stored on black hole event horizons?

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 01:35:28 AM

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 18, 2015, 01:33:04 AM
I wasn't listening very closely. Did she say brain waves are instantly transmitted to the entire universe and stored on black hole event horizons?

Dude go back and read Einstein, it's in there.

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 01:37:03 AM

Why do I love Knapp's little bumper info tidbits? I just do, ok? Don't judge.

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 01:37:51 AM

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 18, 2015, 01:33:04 AM
I wasn't listening very closely. Did she say brain waves are instantly transmitted to the entire universe and stored on black hole event horizons?

Nancy said her friend took dozens of pictures of her dead brother in a field a month or so after he died.

She didn't say if he was smiling for the camera, though.

I hate it when details get left out.

Yeah, she said something about dead brain waves getting transmitted.

But that's when my brain stopped receiving transmissions of her bullshit.

GeorgieForPresident2216 · January 18, 2015, 01:39:18 AM

Quote from: zeebo on January 18, 2015, 01:31:01 AM
Glad I missed that one, I heard there was an unsettling squirrel story.

It's okay zeebo. She was just a little... mixed up.

Mind Flayer Monk · January 18, 2015, 01:40:15 AM

Quote from: coaster on January 18, 2015, 01:32:21 AM
I tuned in without knowing who the guest was and I thought George was talking to a man until he called her Nancy.

I thought George was talking to a man and also insulting him.

coaster · January 18, 2015, 01:40:53 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 01:37:51 AM

Nancy said her friend took dozens of pictures of her dead brother in a field a month or so after he died.

I imagine she "lost" these photos so there is no evidence of her bullshit.

GeorgieForPresident2216 · January 18, 2015, 01:41:56 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 01:37:51 AM

Nancy said her friend took dozens of pictures of her dead brother in a field a month or so after he died.

She didn't say if he was smiling for the camera, though.

I hate it when details get left out.

Yeah, she said something about dead brain waves getting transmitted.

But that's when my brain stopped receiving transmissions of her bullshit.

And here I thought she was just dull and pretentious (sorry zeebo. I don't mean to ruin Knappy night)

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 01:42:05 AM

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on January 18, 2015, 01:40:15 AM
I thought George was talking to a man and also insulting him.

Even when I heard the host call her "Nancy," my mind then wanted to believe that it was a man named "Nancy."

Like a French name.

That's how hard it is for the brain to abandon its illusions.

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 01:48:23 AM

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 18, 2015, 01:41:56 AM
And here I thought she was just dull and pretentious (sorry zeebo. I don't mean to ruin Knappy night)

Nah no worries, I'm havin' a great time, totally uncorrelated to this guest's wacky metrics.

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 01:50:13 AM

It would be so easy for her to be abrasive toward skeptics.

Thank goodness, she's nothing like that at all.

Mind Flayer Monk · January 18, 2015, 01:52:54 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 01:50:13 AM
It would be so easy for her to be abrasive toward skeptics.

Thank goodness, she's nothing like that at all.

Well, Knapp should stop calling him Nancy.

I think the guest also just said that "birds had been blown apart" inside crop circles. I've never heard this one.

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 01:53:17 AM

She says the energy in fresh, mashed-down plants could cause a pacemaker to malfunction.

And pregnant women should stay away from them.

I wonder if the energy made her coo coo.

yumyumtree · January 18, 2015, 01:55:31 AM

She seemed pretty defensive about what I thought was a reasonable question from Knapp.

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 01:57:05 AM

Quote from: yumyumtree on January 18, 2015, 01:55:31 AM
She seemed pretty defensive about what I thought was a reasonable question from Knapp.

It's not seen as good form to cross a kook.

To kooks.

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 02:00:29 AM

At least Nancy, the crop circle lady, is obsessed with this and not all wrapped up in being a serial killer.

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 02:08:05 AM

Guys let's keep the big picture in mind. Crop circles AND UFO/Conspiracy topics, in the same night. And it's Knapp. And it's NOT Noory. And I've got plenty of gin left for another martini.

Juan Cena · January 18, 2015, 02:08:55 AM

Time for "Second-hand" stories about UFO's from people whose sources are conviently dead."

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 02:09:31 AM

Nancy may be the least humorous crop circle analyst ever to enter a cornfield.

She wouldn't even let George Knapp finish his questions.

Just didn't have time for it.

Where's alien abduction when you really need it?

Juan Cena · January 18, 2015, 02:14:08 AM

Quote from: zeebo on January 18, 2015, 02:08:05 AM
Guys let's keep the big picture in mind. Crop circles AND UFO/Conspiracy topics, in the same night. And it's Knapp. And it's NOT Noory. And I've got plenty of gin left for another martini.

True. Thanks to Knapp, we were saved from painful questions like:

"Could crop circles be being made by fallen angels?"

"Could crop circles be portals?"

"Is the New World Order behind crop circles?"

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 02:15:22 AM

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 18, 2015, 02:14:08 AM
True. Thanks to Knapp, we were saved from painful questions like:

"Could crop circles be being made by fallen angels?"

"Could crop circles be portals?"

"Is the New World Order behind crop circles?"

"Could a mean baby make a tiny crop circle?"

Juan Cena · January 18, 2015, 02:15:23 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 02:09:31 AM
Nancy may be the least humorous crop circle analyst ever to enter a cornfield.

She wouldn't even let George Knapp finish his questions.

Just didn't have time for it.

Where's alien abduction when you really need it?

The anal probe is apparently in the shop.

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 02:18:25 AM

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 18, 2015, 02:15:23 AM
The anal probe is apparently in the shop.

The aliens call it "the Dog Star Sybian."

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 02:21:07 AM

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 18, 2015, 02:14:08 AM
True. Thanks to Knapp, we were saved from painful questions like:...

"I heard a guy fell into a crop circle, and got zapped ... What's happeneen there?"

"Everybody's talking about crop circles, I mean it's getting crazy isn't it?"

"Crop circles .... Will we ever get the answer?"

Major Ed Damien · January 18, 2015, 02:30:57 AM

Quote from: zeebo on January 18, 2015, 02:21:07 AM
"I heard a guy fell into a crop circle, and got zapped ... What's happeneen there?"

"Everybody's talking about crop circles, I mean it's getting crazy isn't it?"

"Crop circles .... Will we ever get the answer?"

"Is the corn GMO? As we all know, I don't believe in coincidences."

"Some-theen's gotta be doo-een these crop circles."

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 02:31:45 AM

Knapp just used the term "talented troubadour". Poor Snooron couldn't even pronounce that much less think it up. Sometimes I forget what it's like to have a decent host.

GeorgieForPresident2216 · January 18, 2015, 02:38:12 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 02:30:57 AM

"Is the corn GMO? As we all know, I don't believe in coincidences."

"Something's gotta be doo-een these crop circles."

â€Well, that's exactly right."

zeebo · January 18, 2015, 02:43:47 AM

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 18, 2015, 02:30:57 AM

"Is the corn GMO? As we all know, I don't believe in coincidences."

"Something's gotta be doo-een these crop circles."

"I've always said I believe in abiotic oil, and I don't take the flu shot, and that wee-gee boards are dangerous ... but I just don't know what to think about these crazy crop circles!"

GeorgieForPresident2216 · January 18, 2015, 02:47:59 AM

"What shape are crop circles? Are some of them round or is it just like you go in circles when you try to find your way out?"