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Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 05, 2022, 01:38:15 AM... complained about single ply tissue and cracks in sidewalks?
Quote from: aldousburbank on August 04, 2022, 11:14:18 PMI just heard George's intro on my local station. I'm pretty sure that it's not my imagination that George was sounding extra glitchy tonight. I haven't listened for some time so maybe this is his normal. He sounded almost like he's been taking enunciation lessons from sleepy joe.
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 08, 2022, 12:20:04 PMApologies to Albrecht for repeating the Jetsons tale (tail). Read thread before posting!
Quote from: Morgus on August 08, 2022, 01:50:59 PMIf Noory really wanted to ask a good Jetsons trivia question he should ask what year George Jetson was born.The tv show is set in the year 2062 and George is 40 years old there...
Quote from: albrecht on August 08, 2022, 03:38:09 PMwouldn't he be Dexter Monterrey in that year or time-line? I forget when that singularity happens. Talk about end times.
Quote from: Morgus on August 08, 2022, 04:18:51 PMLast night Noory also told a tale about his little 3 year old great-grandaughter.He was amazed when he saw here licking on a popsicle treat and then she offered to share it with another little girl.He wondered what little girl would ever do that? So he figures she must be very special, probably because she inherited some generosity gene from Noory...
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 08, 2022, 12:17:59 PMJoorch informed guest last night that he would like to interview Jeff Bezos. "And you know what one of my first questions to him would be?"Guest does not know this. Joorch wonders if guest knows that Bezos started out selling books out of his garage? Guest does know this.Joorch produces his dramatic, probing question. "I would ask him if, when he started out, he had any idea what it was going to grow into."Does he really imagine that everyone who ever met/interviewed Bezos has not asked that question?Mention of the future leads Noory of course to The Jetsons. No flying cars, surprisingly. This time it's flat screen TVs hanging on walls that has boggled Jorch's tiny. Then, apropos of nothing, he asks the name of the Jetsons' dog. Guest can't remember. "It's in the song", prompts Joorch. "Sing the song.""Meet George Jetson", begins the guest. "Elroy!" declares Joorch. "The dog was called Elroy!""No", says guest. "Elroy was the son. 'Meet George Jetson, his son Elroy...' ""You're right! Now I don't know the name of the dog!"Luckily, the guest was able to pluck Astro from the memory banks, and we were able to move on from this pointless and irrelevant exchange. GNS
Quote from: ItsOver on August 09, 2022, 11:46:10 AMWe're F'ing doomed.
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 09, 2022, 11:12:48 PM"Later tonight, ghost crimes. Get ready to pull the blanket up over you."And, for the second night running...."Marga Lago"Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 09, 2022, 11:12:48 PM"Later tonight, ghost crimes. Get ready to pull the blanket up over you."And, for the second night running...."Marga Lago"
Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 09, 2022, 11:12:48 PM"Later tonight, ghost crimes. Get ready to pull the blanket up over you."And, for the second night running...."Marga Lago"
Quote from: Juan on August 10, 2022, 01:41:43 PMI listened to a little. He only advocated eating three eggs at a time. Soft, runny yolk. He was also muttering and mumbling more than I remember. Sounded geezerly. Like George's more high pitched voice lately (or maybe he's not producing the low overtones.)
Quote from: albrecht on August 10, 2022, 01:48:34 PMCould be he is not eating enough eggs. Or the supplement pyramid schemes (allegedly) and not performing as well as the napkin drawing pitch seemed so cutting costs by less inflated egg eating? Or maybe the recent news items hitting close to home and some hosts, guests, management worried about an audit, knock on the door by some polite agents with some papers allowing them to look around and 'take some notes,' etc?
Quote from: GravitySucks on August 10, 2022, 06:48:07 PMBeets me.