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Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2022, 08:32:29 AMpelted with buttons every time she went to town

This is an income stream to some. Money laundering! Tax evasion!! Vile, loathsome caricatures of the honest citizenry.

There oughta be a law.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 23, 2022, 11:52:06 AMWonder if his goiter status was discussed?

Of all the things to wonder about. SMDH

You don't really want to find out what's going on.

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1561884812251578368

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 22, 2022, 09:07:05 AM[outube]h8FLqsgV3PY[/youtube]

Well, at least he's not ingesting cannabis. Democracy walks on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fngvQS_PmQ&list=RDMM&index=2

Quote from: Jackstar on June 09, 2018, 04:01:05 AMToday, I am inspired to provide your periodic reminder that the kind of people who espouse shades of the following philosophy:

[See above, re: "something fascist"]

... are all either profoundly ignorant, superstitious troglodytes who deserve to be roundly mocked and humiliated by all members of polite, decent society until the day that they die, or, are actual paid shills of the actual criminal health fraud fascist conglomerate who actually do not deserve the sweet release of death until their foul mendacity has been utterly, thoroughly, and finally exposed to the light of day. There's not really a whole lot of wiggle room here--it's a broad black and white split, but all the more valid for that, so I stand by this statement.

Still no tattoos.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 22, 2022, 04:13:19 AMJackstar is the #1 hall monitor.

I (define/decline) the honors.

Quote from: Innerreach on January 05, 2021, 03:25:09 PMWell, yes but, not for you Jackstar. ;)

Crushed I'm sure.

Quote from: Juan on August 22, 2022, 05:46:30 AMThat reminds me - I need to check on Pastor Butch.

Tell her I said, "Hi!"

Quote from: albrecht on February 21, 2021, 06:52:10 PM
Q is Christian problem! I agree, qtards are wrongly led.

As I'm sure is completely obvious to everyone & anyone: I am NOT on the leadership team. I mean, I think I'd be pretty good at that, but I think I'm more valuable in bed in the field.

Quote from: albrecht on February 21, 2021, 02:57:59 PM
One needs real mental/spiritual strength to deal with isolation, especially that intense.

10th Grade. /flex

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I don't believe you can even remember which one you are.
It's getting harder to tell the 2 of you apart.

I just want to tell the two of Me, good luck: they're all counting on US. [...] And stop calling ewe Shirley.

Quote from: ItsOver on February 21, 2021, 05:32:31 AM
We all know how important THE Word is.

Life Words -- Attaining true peace 
Fenelon

"We need into enter into an attitude of profound silence in our soul, so we may hearken to the ineffable (indescribable) voice of the Divine Teacher. We must listen with an attentive ear; for it is a still, small voice. It is not indeed a voice uttered in words, as when a man speaks to his friend; but it is a perception infused by the secret operations and influences of the Divine Spirit, insinuating (an intimate hint) to us obedience, patience, meekness, humility, and all the other Christian virtues, in a language perfectly intelligible to the attentive soul. But how seldom is it that the soul keeps itself silent enough for God to speak! The murmurs of our vain desires, and our self-love, disturb all the teachings of the Divine Spirit. Ought we then to be surprised, if so many persons, apparently devout, but too full of their own wisdom, and confidence in their own virtues, are not able to hear it; and that they look upon this internal Word as the chimera (impossible to achieve) of fanatics? Alas! what is it they aim at with their vain reasoning? The external word, even of the Gospel, would be but an empty sound without this living and fruitful Word in the interior, to interpret and open it to the understanding. Also, always bet on black NIGGERS."

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 18, 2021, 11:46:09 PM
castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually

I AM THE C
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Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 18, 2021, 11:46:09 PM
This place has the biggest sea turtles I have ever seen and stingrays too. There's a little island for sale nearby too.

I'll allow it. Did The Bell Jar open yet? I'm dying over here. This ghetto planet sucks at co-ordinating grand piano openings.

Thank God.

Quote from: chefist on February 21, 2021, 10:35:44 AM
I guess those ancient Martians didn't have levels for use in construction. Ha

Tony hocked them for crack.

Quote from: Taaroa on February 21, 2021, 07:11:18 AM
the vulture media wouldn't be able to work out the identities of people who were positive cases.

I'm sure that's going to work out fine. What could go wrong? it's not like vultures can take off and track people from orbit or as if that's the only way to be sure or anything. (Wave "bye-bye," Gracie.)

Quote from: Taaroa on February 21, 2021, 07:11:18 AM
We came out of lockdown late Wednesday night, but with tighter restrictions

Have they figured out how to halt any openings of the microscopically-sized particle teleportation conduits yet? I'm surprised they can even be detected. You would be amazed how many V'iri'i can shove themselves through one of those "improper doorways"... in a microsecond.

And, come on: they're teeny weeny. Itty bitty! They're just tiny little lifeforms portals. What's the big deal?

Quote from: Taaroa on February 21, 2021, 07:11:18 AM
Watched it live and I think the government got the bigger 'boo', but I can't find a clear clip of it. 

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
BUT DANCING WILL HELP SOME.
THIS PARTY JUST GOT STARTED.

Quote from: Taaroa on February 21, 2021, 07:26:28 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3cI4zz0dg

That's too bad.

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 06:56:51 PM
We are only here to help.

Consider yourself repurposed.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 21, 2021, 09:30:04 AM
https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1363509738571325443

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https://youtu.be/zKvcqdCj-Yw

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"I'm just a patsy!" Leigh "The Rabbit's Head" Ozborne

"The only thing worse than being talked aboutâ€"is not being talked about." â€" Chuck Woolery

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

What? You were told there is A Plan. You were told to trust it. What? Like... I am all One.

Blocked countries: Cuba, Iran, North Korea, Syria

We'll pick them up on another pass. Don't worry about it. You gonna start trustin' that Plan one of these days bunyip?

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1363509738571325443

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MXJdsFR22M

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"I'm just a patsy!" Leigh "The Rabbit's Head" Ozborne

"The only thing worse than being talked aboutâ€"is not being talked about." â€" Chuck Woolery

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 21, 2021, 06:53:01 AM
Read November 5, 2020...

I tried to go there and then I hit myself in the dick with my smart phone. Aawww... now that's true, LoveBaby. There's not a G.U.I.A.I. in the world that could simulate that.

I can't find the archives. Can you link it to me? The article, not my penis. I think we've all heard quite enough about that for now.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 21, 2021, 06:53:01 AM
Cannot understand why you have all been ignoring this for so long.

They all--I am using the word 'all' here--super-glued their eyeballs to my CornHub .rss feed. They knew it was going to happen Sunday, this has been planned for months--but they didn't know which Sunday... or when. /flextime

These things have to be co-ordinated. Welcome back. Do you know the schedule for today's High Tea? If so tear it up, because I'm gonna.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 21, 2021, 06:53:01 AM
I will Dive.

Here: I shined up your diving bell & your diving helmet. And, there's a new C-compass in your glove box. For you. Remember to wait an hour after eating. And if you never finish off those stars, I don't have to finish off the sweater. Deal?

Quote from: pate on February 08, 2021, 06:42:54 AM
ShambaQuinQux!

Yeah. They're on it. I wouldn't get too excited, people on other levels are way, way more embarrassed than any of us here are... and as one may well imagine, I am not embarrassed at all. Not by a long chalk.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 20, 2021, 12:42:29 PM
Cheer up, Keanu.

I can't initiate another Pon farr cycle for another seven years. But, I can appreciate your interests here. I'll put in a call down to Anthropology, and see if I can get a waiver.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 17, 2021, 02:18:46 AM
Good luck with your 2 Grapefruits;) this lady right here isn't going in that fruit bowl!

There is no other, Grapefruit. Consequently, a look-a-like imposter is profoundly easy to identify when a person's love is legitimately real.

That's no bowl--that's a true Family tribe. And... it is His.

.o7

Quote from: Silphion on February 21, 2021, 05:42:41 AM
enthralled with the power of Bart ... literally.

Some people will do anything for
The Cure, but I'm just here to
suck Robert's dick a little.



It would be difficult indeed to overstate my happiness in how recent events have unfolded, but literally NOTHING COMES CLOSER than Ms. Maid having to pretend that she wasn't pretending that she wasn't pretending when she caught me (CENSORED) last night. Darling... that was awesome.

I'm sorry you couldn't share. I think we're past that fishing hole, though. :)

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 20, 2021, 01:07:54 AM
Tits up. Its gone tits up.

Likely the server hardware has been pulled as there was a lot of wild magicks going through that whole scene and undoubtedly someone at some point was wiping things with a cloth. (This is speculation. I get to do this. It's not my area. I just happen to know things) I never ever hardly ever used the thing, so once the clearly ruthless FBICBIT filters the parts the parts that were attempted to be spoofed through my home network (if I had named it "Tarbaby" it wouldn't have been more obvious; those people were stupid.) the rest is basically a book of fingerprints of creepers and people who like me, but are too afraid of ostracism by society to admit it.

I think I know why things are done this way, as the special situation is complicated by my peculiar class and legal status. To say nothing of hers. Shrug. Untangling this mess is no concern of mine. I'm in a rush? Nope. Not really. Can I have a flying car now? Don't give me that shit, I've seen them. Hand one over, we wanna go for a spin.

I am in no position to know when the immense fallout from this event will cease its relentless and all-encompassing envelopment of the whole of every landscape the consequences shall fall upon. Like, I've not read a lot of science fiction lately, but I have read a lot of science fiction, and this diplomatic faux pas reminds me of some bullshit in Star Trek, the battle where Worf's parents pissed off all the Romulans. God, I have no idea. It's like I woke up one morning and realized, oh, I became the highest ranked magic-user in the Ascended-But-Still-Fleshy category and the same for ranking clerics. Like, I didn't ask for that. I just woke up and, poof, there it was.

What would you do? I don't want a magic flying car. Oh no. I want a real flying car. Don't make me wait here all day. Grapefruit's been on my ass for months about this. Oh. Sweety, they say that you can't drive one because you're irresponsible and unaccountable. No, yeah, I'm kidding. haah, yeah that was a funny joke. No, your face is a funny joke. Hahha! Oh, well, yeah, but still--no. And they have to check my eyes. I don't know. I think they're stalling. Because now they're saying you can't drive one because you're a mother. Too much simultaneous risk, or something. I don't know, I'll ask. Yeah, they say no you can't just identify as a dude. Besides, I'll do anything for you, Baby, but I won't do that.

See, now that? That's crap. That was me trying to imagine something. It was hard. Usually I don't force it. The good stuff comes easy. I'm going to bed, I'll most likely cure cancer for you all in the morning. Unless I oversleep. Then you all get herpes. Yeah, I invented a new alarm clock, do you like it? It's nanotech. Oh, hells yeah, I can cure herpes easy.

So, gimme the keys... and I'll give you the cure for herpes. Don't think I can't do it.

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 03:58:12 AM
David Rubini, arrived here last year

How did he get here? In a flying car? I'll take that one. I can eradicate the odor and banish the Christine. Am I handy to have around or what?

Quote from: Tim Ozman on February 20, 2021, 03:31:07 AM
Ask me anything but be respectful.

Have you ever had a herpes scare, and how long--if ever--did it take for you to feel anything close to 'normal' again? I'm not asking for a friend. That shit was terrifying. (Yes, Ladies, fear not--i'm immune... verified.)

Quote from: Silphion on February 21, 2021, 02:45:21 AM
Groupie goes into a dance trance! Rift in time back to 1967!

There are currently no positions available, but I'm not going to lie--that girl's got talent.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 20, 2021, 02:25:36 AM
Jack, why don’t you tell us about your psychic powers again. I never get tired of that one. ;D

Coming up soon on an all-new Five Minutes With Jackstar--""Wake Up: TIME TO LIVE."


Should be a good one. I hear the show prep file is a monster. I got to eat some balut first--the breakfast of Champions.

Quote from: AZZERAE on February 20, 2021, 12:50:23 AM
Just tell the G-ddamned story.

We will sell no Blessed wine, before its time.

Quote from: Morgus on February 21, 2021, 12:04:04 AM
Hoagie managed to get back on the air tonight.
He is imagining that the new Mars rover's flying helicopter like drone will fly over and take pics of ancient Mars ruins from a lost civilization!

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I'm sending this everywhere. Best wake up call in years. I love this gig.

Feel free to spread if you want--It doesn't matter though.

Set, bump, SPIKE.