Art Bell

[Falkie2013]

I just don't want Dave to even get a peek at my super secret master plan.

Art

And his recipe for egg salad.

And speaking of yolks, here's Noorys inbox to me about some confusion about who owns what. I was gone all day & have NO idea what-in-the-hell he means about baby pictures but he wanted me to relay it.
I thought Whitley owned Dreamland.
I'm so confused about all of this ...
:
Premrat is so broke they can't AFFORD attorneys ? WTF ?
I understand Algonquin j calhoun and rufus t flywheel might be coaxed out of retirement for the right price.

( yes I KNOW the actors are dead, but you get the point of the joke. )


george@coasttocoastam.com
   
8:03 PM (39 minutes ago)
      
to me

And you can clear up one matter…..our paralegal confused Dark Matter with Dreamland shows which we owe…..We own the old Dreamland shows WE DON’T own the darkmatter shows that were on Sirius/XM…perhaps they do, but its none of our concern. The other

Guy seems to think theres a major conspiracy here…nope it was merely a mistake….and he can keep his baby pictures. We don’t want them lol

[lonevoice]

Everybody should listen very carefully to see if you can hear him hitting refresh every few seconds.

Art

Most.fun.ever. 

Stay tuned to Bellgab for the mysterious and reassuring Art Bell.

[Heather Wade]

The Ayahuasca Line, so people can tell their ayahuasca adventure stories.
Not the vampire line, but The Vampire Encounters Line.
The Reptilian Line.  Only for real reptilians to call in on.
The NSA Line.  Only for NSA agents to call in and tell us what they know, what they're really listening to us for, and what they've heard so far.
The Mexican Shaman Line.  For those mystical, Mexican shamans who can fly & speak in riddles.
The Clandestine Operations Line.  Only for those who are successfully pulling off covert, awesome operations none of us would likely believe.
Have you ever done a line for Possessed People?  Seems like you have, but this would be great again!
The After Life Line.  For only those on the other side to call in and tell us what it's like.  Or, maybe just have an AfterLife answering machine, and if you get anything good, you can put it on the air at your discretion.

Just brainstorming here. 

[HorrorReporter]

And his recipe for egg salad.

And spoeaking of yolks, here's Noorys inbox to me about some confusion about who owns what. I was gone all day & have NO idea what-in-the-hell he means about baby pictures but he wanted me to relay it.
I thought Whitley owned Dreamland.
I'm so confused about all of this ...
:


george@coasttocoastam.com
   
8:03 PM (39 minutes ago)
      
to me

And you can clear up one matter…..our paralegal confused Dark Matter with Dreamland shows which we owe…..We own the old Dreamland shows WE DON’T own the darkmatter shows that were on Sirius/XM…perhaps they do, but its none of our concern. The other

Guy seems to think theres a major conspiracy here…nope it was merely a mistake….and he can keep his baby pictures. We don’t want them lol

He writes like a high school girl.
Unless it's TOMMY ghost writing.

[Art Bell]

Hi Dave, I rest my case

Art

[Falkie2013]

He writes like a high school girl.
Unless it's TOMMY ghost writing.

Why SHOULDN'T Tommy ghost write ? I've been told now by 3 people that Noory didn't write a word of any of his books.

[Heather Wade]

I put my ear right up to the tower case, and heard a faint "F5, F5, F5..."  Had to be the Nooron.

[HorrorReporter]

Hi Dave, I rest my case

Art

As he'd say, Hooow aarrreee yyeeew?

[Art Bell]

Ok I have a idea, how about a poll at the top:

Best name for the show

Dark Matter

Midnight in the Desert

The Art Bell show

[Heather Wade]

Sure does...   
Who needs TV when you have BellGab?

Seriously good times.

[Needle woman]

Secret agent line, that was my favorite.
Men in black line

[MV/Liberace!]

For some reason--could be wrong--I always thought Art used a different version of the CHASE compared to the version currently in use..

Art's version had more volume compression.

[Falkie2013]

Ok I have a idea, how about a poll at the top:

Best name for the show

Dark Matter

Midnight in the Desert

The Art Bell show

And for us old retro types, Kukla, Fran and Artie. 

[popple]

Art, did you have a furries and otherkin line on Dark Matter or was it just that one caller?


http://youtu.be/Pv3lyMt0-3w

[Needle woman]

Midnight in the desert

[Falkie2013]

Art's version had more volume compression.

If you look on You Tube there are several versions of the song.

[paladin1991]

Ok, let's clear something up, I just checked with somebody who knows and "they" do own all my old shows including the ones done before the sale. However they do NOT own Dark Matter shows, so I have no idea where they came up with that. Plus I would like to stress as strongly as possible that since my dear Mother passed I own all my own baby pictures and you can damn well keep your over reaching hand off them.

Art

FTDB!

[Art Bell]

Also we could kick around my open song, the Chase has been fouled.

Art

[Falkie2013]

I put my ear right up to the tower case, and heard a faint "F5, F5, F5..."  Had to be the Nooron.

Noory or Tommy's computer probably actually goes ... " QX ... QX ... QX. "

[lonevoice]

FTDB!

[jazmunda]

The Haunted Object Line

The Weird Object Line - kinda like a fax you once read about a guy that found some seeds in his grandfather's possessions and when planted it sprouted a plant that's flowers smelled of and looked like rotting meat and the plant overtook the whole garden.

The Haunted Kids Line

The Imaginary Friend Line

The Ghost in the Machine Line

The Artificial Intelligence Line

[IcicleTrepan]

Also we could kick around my open song, the Chase has been fouled.

Art

How about Time by Pink Floyd.  I know you like that one for time travel related stuff but it has a certain strangeness to the intro that would make a good opener.

[phrodo]

Also we could kick around my open song, the Chase has been fouled.

Art

Can you reclaim The Oh of Pleasure from Whitley?

[Heather Wade]

Also we could kick around my open song, the Chase has been fouled.

Art

You know, Art, now that we have this opportunity to chat, I have to say that pisses me off the most about Dave & Co., that they ruined that oh, so perfect opener.  Wish you could steal it back, but that wouldn't sit right either.

The opener is important.  Let me think on this.  Meanwhile, I am sure many BellGabbers will post great ideas for you.  MV will, no doubt, suggest some of his favorite Liberace selections.  Don't worry, that just means he's hammered.

*Can someone wake MV up so we can get crackin' on this poll?   

[Bad Grandma]

Also we could kick around my open song, the Chase has been fouled.

Art

http://youtu.be/bAvqZsRhjwk

wait, whut?

[lonevoice]

Opening song suggest:

Midnight Radio - by Big Head Todd & The Monsters


http://youtu.be/V58fcvfCpeQ

[jazmunda]

Also we could kick around my open song, the Chase has been fouled.

Art

Is this off the table?


http://youtu.be/AMT698ArSfQ

[bradtech]

Glad to see you posting here Art. Been waiting for the new show since Dark Matter ended.  I've always liked the style in which you interview your guests It's similar to getting into a good book, and getting sucked into the subject matter while everything else melts away. I like that you challenge the guests and ask tough questions instead of taking a nap for an hour and agreeing always. Feel like a kid before Christmas!

[bateman]

?


http://youtu.be/atRKZIKBm7A

[jazmunda]

george@coasttocoastam.com
   
8:03 PM (39 minutes ago)
      
to me

And you can clear up one matter…..our paralegal confused Dark Matter with Dreamland shows which we owe…..We own the old Dreamland shows WE DON’T own the darkmatter shows that were on Sirius/XM…perhaps they do, but its none of our concern. The other

Guy seems to think theres a major conspiracy here…nope it was merely a mistake….and he can keep his baby pictures. We don’t want them lol

How dare Dave call Art "The Other Guy". Dave's "The Other Guy" and he's "The Other Guy" for a reason. He's unrememberable. He's Dave friggin Norrie for F-word's sake. *

* My language on BellGab has changed now that we are host to royalty.