Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 12:37:58 PMYou see, this isn't a Terrible Tuesday at all! This is wonderful. Paladin1991! This makes my day, welcome aboard!If we ever run out of shit to fix, you can break some shit for us all! Marines are really good at breaking things when needed.I am happy to see yet another high-caliber individual on board! Salut!So what is the plum-post you want? Marine Corps Commandant? MCBH post commander? That one sounds nice, we can upgrade the facilities during the first 100 days initiative of Making America Pate Again. In fact, I believe there is a certain overnight radio host that would be delighted to have a nice broadcast studio nearby where he could do his show. You two could hang out, and hit the town in Hawaii on the weekends and evenings! Although, that individual may opt to take a ride to Mars, I also heard he wants to do that too.That shit is unimportant, he hasn't joined the crew yet. I hear he has run a campaign of his own in the past, I hope he doesn't make that decision this year. Hah!Thank you in advance. It is an honor to serve!pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 21, 2020, 02:46:10 PMThe fatty moms go first.
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2020, 12:06:15 AMI will hold your Autowrench. First, swear fealty.
Quote from: paladin1991 on July 22, 2020, 12:16:21 AM"My Liege, minor god of my existence, Defender of the Faith, Protector of the Realm, Gonorrhea Sgt. paladin, SIR!" Will be the first words out of that cock holster of a mouth. ''Aye Aye, Sir." Will follow. That is all.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 22, 2020, 01:50:15 PMpate & K_Dubb. [...] I am concerned of a gay bomb gap.
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 21, 2020, 09:14:37 PMProphet Incarnate pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,The Big Chicken is happy to report that the proposed location for New Jerusalem on the Ohio was scouted today and will be magnificent.Plans for eviction, demolition and construction are being drawn up. Unfortunately, one of DuPont's Most Holy Chemical Plants will need to be razed but the Archbishop of Covalent Bonds has already signaled tacit approval. So this should not be an issue. What will be an issue is the enormous quantity of gold required. Fort Knox will be emptied (of course), but that will not be adequate. The hope would be that you would lay hands upon all Boca Burgers in the land and transmutate them into gold. Barring that - the gold reserves of Germany, the UK, France and Switzerland will have to be secured in a co-ordinated strike initiated by the moment of your swearing in. Likewise, several Holy Relics will need to be secured and returned to New Jerusalem on the Ohio [NJotO]. This list will be minimized as idolatry is not to be encouraged but there are items that we *must* have. Details to follow. Also the Sacred 1000 Vestal Virgins are being interviewed so that you can fill your role as The Great Inseminator and secure the line of the Prophets forevermore. Preliminary sketch of New Jerusaleum on the Ohio
Quote from: pate on July 21, 2020, 03:36:15 PM...although there are more correct choices.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 22, 2020, 01:50:15 PMpate & K_Dubb. I think it would be worthwhile investigating the development of one of these "Gay Bombs". I am concerned of a gay bomb gap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIANpHcdKoA
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 04:50:54 PMThe rhetorical laughter is appreciated, now get back to designing the "proper" spelling and flavor of it, with pictures. Thank you.
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 04:50:54 PMJackstar & Paladin1991 how is your state-arranged "gay marriage" for tax reasons going?
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 04:50:54 PMSpecial thanks to Jackstar on brand thievery!
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 22, 2020, 04:42:52 PMI got this covered. Hold my beer.
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 22, 2020, 05:14:13 PMWhew. As Consigliere I was concerned. [...] Duke, however is a traditionalist. As such, I would advise terminating
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 04:50:54 PMMoving on... Yes. Something about the Ordering of Days, I was about to pontifipate (eye on yew, Jack) about my current findings and decisions on what to do about these "Hump" days or Wednesdays, Odin's Days (K_Dubb dropped the ball on pointing this out). Wed-ness-days... hmm new idea Witness Days? I will have to focus group that.
QuoteVice President K_Dubb, attend: Neither of us will be the "rump" or "butt" or "bottom round" with regards to the other. You are welcome to visit, I will be busy with the 1000 new fishwives Big Chicken has so graciously found for me in this New Jerusalem of his. I hope this does not come as a disappointment, I will still hang out with you shirtless though! I appreciate appreciation.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 22, 2020, 05:25:59 PMWhen he is accompanied by a side-drum and a snare, you will be unstoppable.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 22, 2020, 04:33:50 PMWill you be conducting Holy Ghost Revivals? I have always thought that, in addition to the big tent with sawdust on the floor, a smaller Beer Tent should be set up nearby, as nothing will bring the people's hearts closer to repentance than overindulgence. I myself have repented several times over the course of a single evening.
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2020, 05:08:42 PM[attachment=1,msg1407208] [attachment=2,msg1407208]
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 22, 2020, 05:14:13 PMWhew. As Consigliere I was concerned. As always you guys are all over this stuff. I have wrestled quite with the Uncle Duke issue quite a bit. He is one of the pillars of bellgab and certainly should be included in the Administration. Such competence would be welcomed anywhere. Duke, however is a traditionalist. As such, I would advise terminating the elected office of Governor in American Samoa and returning it to an appointed position so that Uncle Duke can have his old post back.
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 09:34:22 PMThank you in advance! It is a pleasure to serve.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 22, 2020, 05:25:59 PMI had no doubt you knew the derivation, sir. Old One-Eye is known to inspire warlike (and poetic) frenzy in his devotees and it is through this ecstatic fury that Wednesdays and all the shit that must be fixed on them can be overcome. I can attest to the singular power of a trumpet cutting through the rolling clouds of tear-gas -- my bosom swells with martial spirit even at the recollection -- and am prepared to offer Trumpet Man to rally your spirits once I am done with him. When he is accompanied by a side-drum and a snare, you will be unstoppable.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 22, 2020, 05:25:59 PMTo hang out, and perhaps run, shirtless with you would be all my joy, sir. I will not try to hold your hand in the park, however tender the gloaming.
Quote from: Big Chicken on July 22, 2020, 05:29:42 PMProphet Incarnate pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,The Big Chicken would like to clear up a miscommunication. New Jerusalem on the Ohio will not be in the accursed State of Ohio but will be "on" the Ohio River. It will be located in Blannerhassett, West Virginia. Which has been determined to be the optimal location. As you can see the site is ideal:Regarding the Prophet's role as The Great Inseminator all 1,000 Vestal Virgin volunteers have been identified and approved. Your Beatitude, you should be quite pleased! Here is a random picture to give you an idea - this is VV#679.
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2020, 09:45:35 PMYou got that right, Bunyip! UPGRADE.
Quote from: pate on July 22, 2020, 09:50:44 PMThese multitudes of New Jerusalems seem to be providing many potential Wives, hmm once you have finished your inspection tours of all the New Jerusalems I expect enough for quite a parade. This parade will happen shortly after my Inauguration, where I shall make selections from those among them that appear appropriate. This pleases me, it is decided.It is great work you do, Big Chicken. I would be lost at sea without your steady eyes.Thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 22, 2020, 10:12:09 PMWhen are you going to fix shit?
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2020, 09:45:35 PMI am just a patsy.
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 22, 2020, 10:12:09 PM1000 virgins. 100 days. Do the math. When are you going to fix shit?Make America Pate Again!!!
Quote from: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2020, 11:01:59 PMStay tuned.