George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ACE of CLUBS]

Any re-plays of Art's special guest . . . 'Drunk Elk' ?

[ItsOver]

Any re-plays of Art's special guest . . . 'Drunk Elk' ?

Ha!  I seem to recall Elk popping-up on "Somewhere in Time."  At least he didn't close every statement with "do you understand." 

[Dateline]

It's a hit!  Perry Como!  Lawrence Welk!  Norry be like jammin!!!!

[ACE of CLUBS]

It's a hit!  Hairy Homo!  Lawrence Welk!  Norry be like jammin!!!!

Georgie croonin' . . . what could be better ?

[ItsOver]

It's a hit!  Perry Como!  Lawrence Welk!  Norry be like jammin!!!!

He da man.

[albrecht]

The C2C summary of the second half laugh.

"In the latter half, channeler Alexandra McColm discussed her journey in which she discovered she could channel a group of non-physical beings known as Golden Arrow. She now uses her gift to facilitate Golden Arrow's teachings to humanity. Alexandra described growing up living in a cult in California and how this impacted her. Later, she met the trance channeler Grace Wittenberger Loehr, who channeled an entity named Dr. John Christopher Daniels, an overseer of the Akashic Records. In a session with another channeler, the communication from "Dr. Peebles," who spoke in an Irish brogue, was replaced by a new voice that said to Alexandra, "We are Golden Arrow, and we would like for you to channel us."

Golden Arrow, she explained, could be thought of as an ageless universal consciousness that has never lived in a human body. They teach intentions and declarations, and how to lead a better life, she continued, and can consult with an individual's spirit guides, as well as "shift cellular memory." During the last hour, Alexandra spoke with a light accent as Golden Arrow, while George and callers posed questions.Humanity's search for truth continues from one incarnation or lifetime to the next, Golden Arrow proclaimed, as people often aren't able to fully recognize the non-physical or spiritual source of their being."

Ha!  Stay away from cults and light accents.  Another Jorch classhic show.  :

What was the name of the cult? Just curious. She did mention it and than Tommee/Norry googled it and Norry amazingly became an expert on the cult. But I was trimming some of my hedges while listening and don't recall the name.

[albrecht]

Any re-plays of Art's special guest . . . 'Drunk Elk' ?

I seem to recall that Red Elk levitated himself live on the radio once with Art. It was riveting radio and proof of levitation, over the radio.    While he has been dead for years his website and "teachings" live on....
http://redelkspeaks.com/

[ItsOver]

What was the name of the cult? Just curious. She did mention it and than Tommee/Norry googled it and Norry amazingly became an expert on the cult. But I was trimming some of my hedges while listening and don't recall the name.

Fortunately, I wasn't awake early enough to catch it.  I hate to think I'm driving on roads that may have drivers as whacked out as that clown.  "Golden Arrow... take the wheel for awhile."

[CronkitesGhost]

oh god i wish i had a sound clip of Golden Arrow the fairy/goblin/elf doing the Amos n Andy 'abtholootly!'

the accents were hilarious, they'd come and go, the fraudster would forget that she was in character as the entity and talk as herself then remember she was in character and would quickly turn on an accent to give the character more gravitas and legitimacy. Like Madonna who invented a British accent for herself when she wanted to transition from pop star skank to intellectual.

the end of the interview was priceless, her confederate Jorch told her they were out of time advising Alexandria the Charlatan and Green Arrow that they must begin the process of coming out of the channeling. Silence, then you could hear Alexandria making weird sounds as if she were going through something powerful and very physical. Jorch always anxious to play his audience for fools shows mock concern 'Alexandria are you there are you ok?' Silence, then she re-emerges and Jorch is very concerned for her 'Are you ok? I know Edgar Caycey was totally exhausted when he would do his sessions. It killed him I think.'

so shameless but so good, so cheesy, Noory should have been a carny working the sideshows off the midway.

[Gyoza Girl]

What was the name of the cult? Just curious. She did mention it and than Tommee/Norry googled it and Norry amazingly became an expert on the cult. But I was trimming some of my hedges while listening and don't recall the name.

The guest, Alexandra, said it was the Worldwide Church of God, based in Pasadena, California. George seemed to know all about it.

[ItsOver]

oh god i wish i had a sound clip of Golden Arrow the fairy/goblin/elf doing the Amos n Andy 'abtholootly!'

the accents were hilarious, they'd come and go, the fraudster would forget that she was in character as the entity and talk as herself then remember she was in character and would quickly turn on an accent to give the character more gravitas and legitimacy. Like Madonna who invented a British accent for herself when she wanted to transition from pop star skank to intellectual.

the end of the interview was priceless, her confederate Jorch told her they were out of time advising Alexandria the Charlatan and Green Arrow that they must begin the process of coming out of the channeling. Silence, then you could hear Alexandria making weird sounds as if she were going through something powerful and very physical. Jorch always anxious to play his audience for fools shows mock concern 'Alexandria are you there are you ok?' Silence, then she re-emerges and Jorch is very concerned for her 'Are you ok? I know Edgar Caycey was totally exhausted when he would do his sessions. It killed him I think.'

so shameless but so good, so cheesy, Noory should have been a carny working the sideshows off the midway.

Heh, heh, heh...yes, but "do you understand?" 

[Morgus]

The guest, Alexandra, said it was the Worldwide Church of God, based in Pasadena, California. George seemed to know all about it.

Yep Noory suddenly knew about it, after a quick google search by his staff I bet found this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Communion_International

[Jojo]

Ok.

[Jojo]

Several years ago didn't George have a C2C female guest (a witch, medium or some other woo type) who had been a porn actress and/or a stripper?

You mean the one who attached crystals to her lady parts? And acted in dirty massages?
The one who "All I ever wanted was to be sexy" until she had kids and then....
"All she ever wanted was to be a wife and mother".......

[Jojo]

Could be worse.  Tommee could be playing the best of Lawrence Welk, at Jorch's request.

Oh, yes!

[Uncle Duke]

You mean the one who attached crystals to her lady parts? And acted in dirty massages?
The one who "All I ever wanted was to be sexy" until she had kids and then....
"All she ever wanted was to be a wife and mother".......

The guest I was thinking of was an Australian "white witch" by the name of Fiona Horne.  She's been on with George at least twice, including just a couple years ago.  She wrote a book entitled "The Naked Witch." Minimal internet search will turn up photos of Ms Horne quite naked, she clearly isn't shy or modest.  She'd make a fine "Behind the Secret Green Door" contestant for George.

[ItsOver]

The guest I was thinking of was an Australian "white witch" by the name of Fiona Horne.  She's been on with George at least twice, including just a couple years ago.  She wrote a book entitled "The Naked Witch." Minimal internet search will turn up photos of Ms Horne quite naked, she clearly isn't shy or modest.  She'd make a fine "Behind the Secret Green Door" contestant for George.

[Uncle Duke]

FYI...they're bolt ons.

[ItsOver]

I'll bet she revels in any misogyny.

[albrecht]

The guest, Alexandra, said it was the Worldwide Church of God, based in Pasadena, California. George seemed to know all about it.

Thanks. I've heard of them before. I think Tommee did a quick google search and then Norry became an expert on it.     Then again the cult initially being radio-based Norry might have known about it as he seems to have modeled the program after great radio hucksters of the past.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley 

[Gyoza Girl]

Yep Noory suddenly knew about it, after a quick google search by his staff I bet found this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Communion_International

I didn't know they did that. I guess Google is George's friend.

[Gyoza Girl]

Thanks. I've heard of them before. I think Tommee did a quick google search and then Norry became an expert on it.     Then again the cult initially being radio-based Norry might have known about it as he seems to have modeled the program after great radio hucksters of the past.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Brinkley

I thought maybe George was a font of knowledge when it comes to cults. He said, "I know my cults."

Ha, I do see some parallels between George and this Brinkley person!

[CronkitesGhost]

Nice to have Jorch back to slap around. He didn't get any brighter over the weekend. His first guest tonight from what I gather is like a Tom Clancy, writes military thrillers and his expertise is in naval matters. So the conversation is basically Jorch asking dumb questions and the guest trying to make the best of it. They were talking about China and Hong Kong among other things when Jorch pretending he knows something about the region and history told the guest that 'Hong Kong was never part of China but they want it' - guest didn't have the heart to correct him because it's pointless, Hong Kong most definitely was a part of China and lost it to the British in one of the Opium Wars. And if China wasn't a brutal communist monster Hong Kong would be rightfully returned to them.

Noory tries so hard to cover up his ignorance,  the guests will explain something and Jorch is sure to follow with 'THAT'S RIGHT' lol - as if to say 'I knew that myself but I let you say it because you're my guest'.

[Jojo]

The last bumper song sucked crap and reminds me that:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.

I've told you before just keep it light and keep it bright.  But, no, you played heavy, blaming bumper music which insinuated that the woman needed forgiveness.  That's bull crap, George.  Because I've listened to you for years and your spouse must be a saint.  It is YOU who needs forgiveness for an arrogant attitude, a narcissistic outlook, and about 60 attraction references to basically bikini models.

The song is a mockery.  The song is for people who still have time to have a satisfying future together.  You are 70 years old.  I don't know how old she is, but it is obvious the two of you are not exactly on the fast track and, at 70, you don't have a lot of quality time for a satisfying future together.  Whatever you get will be short and fraught.  There is no denying that.  That's what happens to people over a certain age.  The song is pure mockery. 

Tomorrow is the 3-month anniversary of my cat's death, and I have to work, with scabies.  Why can't you just keep the show light and bright?   You don't care enough that tomorrow is the 3-month date toi just keep the show light and bright.  And you slapped me in the face for listening for 4 hours by playing a mockery of a song at the end.  One that insults the woman, rather publically, whoever she is.  I am 99% sure she has done nothing requiring you to "find a new way of forgiving".  If she puts up with you, she is a saint.

Stop talking about your time in the reserves.  The way you come across is a huge, huge insult to the families of your fallen comrades.  They DIED, George.  And their comrades didn't have time to grieve the loss of their friends, but had to continue fighting.  You are obscene to mention your service at all, given how thing turned out for your group.  Mentioning those who died does not make your mentions any better.  Mentioning your service in the reserves is just not appropriate.

I've said here before the song "Somewhere" sucks.  I guess you don't care about my preferences.

[VC]

George, I am very unhappy that you played "Somewhere".  I told you last time that the song is inappropriate.  Coming from a man like you, not only is it a mockery, but that talk about forgiveness is a projection of your own quasi-womanizing guilt.  How dare you play a song that suggests the woman needs to be forgiven.  After listening to you for years, I assure you, you are and always will be the one that need forgiven to the exclusion of all else.  About 50 times, you've drooled over immature, immoral woman and gone on about it on the show.  Whoever you played the song for does not need to be forgiven.  You do, and as such, it is not appropriate for you to unapologetically bring up the topic of forgiveness.

In the right context, like if a woman really did you wrong, then this would be a sweet song.  But you are the offender.

May I suggest meeting him in-person at his book signings to have his autograph too. Maybe get him to sign your forum-book of all your heartfelt posts you have dedicated to him. I hope and pray he has read you here many times. Is it possible?

He's on your bucket list for something.

[Jojo]

May I suggest meeting him in-person at his book signings to have his autograph too. Maybe get him to sign your forum-book of all your heartfelt posts you have dedicated to him. I hope and pray he has read you here many times. Is it possible?

He's on your bucket list for something.

He should unblock my IP.  I pay for Insiders just like everyone else, but my emails seem to never go anywhere.

If he reads my post, it's obvious he doesn't give a crap because I am certain I flew off the handle about "Somewhere" last time, too.

Now my medicine is late and I still have scabies. 

Since he upset me at 2AM on a work night, I am not going to listen tomorrow.  Also, by upsetting me at the end, by not throughout, I feel tricked.  If I knew I would be offended at 2AM, I wouldn't have listened at all.

[Jojo]

Nice to have Jorch back to slap around. He didn't get any brighter over the weekend. His first guest tonight from what I gather is like a Tom Clancy, writes military thrillers and his expertise is in naval matters. So the conversation is basically Jorch asking dumb questions and the guest trying to make the best of it. They were talking about China and Hong Kong among other things when Jorch pretending he knows something about the region and history told the guest that 'Hong Kong was never part of China but they want it' - guest didn't have the heart to correct him because it's pointless, Hong Kong most definitely was a part of China and lost it to the British in one of the Opium Wars. And if China wasn't a brutal communist monster Hong Kong would be rightfully returned to them.

Noory tries so hard to cover up his ignorance,  the guests will explain something and Jorch is sure to follow with 'THAT'S RIGHT' lol - as if to say 'I knew that myself but I let you say it because you're my guest'.

At least he disagreed with a guest for once.

But that remark about telecommunications was very silly.  Telekinesis, telecommunications, and telepathy.  I'd ROFL except I don't want to pick up any more scabies that might be down there.  My vacuum is pretty small & probably doesn't get it all.

[ItsOver]

... It is YOU who needs forgiveness for an arrogant attitude, a narcissistic outlook, and about 60 attraction references to basically bikini models...

No, not BIKINI models!  The nerve!

Tomorrow is the 3-month anniversary of my cat's death, and I have to work, with scabies. 

This should work well for you on Paranormaldate.com           

I've said here before the song "Somewhere" sucks.  I guess you don't care about my preferences.



"Forgive me.  Tommee misplaced it among the preferences of my three million listeners.  Hey, are yeeewww a bikini model?"

[Dateline]

The last bumper song sucked crap and reminds me that:

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.  GEORGE NOORY SUCKS AND I HAVE SCABIES.

I've told you before just keep it light and keep it bright.  But, no, you played heavy, blaming bumper music which insinuated that the woman needed forgiveness.  That's bull crap, George.  Because I've listened to you for years and your spouse must be a saint.  It is YOU who needs forgiveness for an arrogant attitude, a narcissistic outlook, and about 60 attraction references to basically bikini models.

The song is a mockery.  The song is for people who still have time to have a satisfying future together.  You are 70 years old.  I don't know how old she is, but it is obvious the two of you are not exactly on the fast track and, at 70, you don't have a lot of quality time for a satisfying future together.  Whatever you get will be short and fraught.  There is no denying that.  That's what happens to people over a certain age.  The song is pure mockery. 

Tomorrow is the 3-month anniversary of my cat's death, and I have to work, with scabies.  Why can't you just keep the show light and bright?   You don't care enough that tomorrow is the 3-month date toi just keep the show light and bright.  And you slapped me in the face for listening for 4 hours by playing a mockery of a song at the end.  One that insults the woman, rather publically, whoever she is.  I am 99% sure she has done nothing requiring you to "find a new way of forgiving".  If she puts up with you, she is a saint.

Stop talking about your time in the reserves.  The way you come across is a huge, huge insult to the families of your fallen comrades.  They DIED, George.  And their comrades didn't have time to grieve the loss of their friends, but had to continue fighting.  You are obscene to mention your service at all, given how thing turned out for your group.  Mentioning those who died does not make your mentions any better.  Mentioning your service in the reserves is just not appropriate.

I've said here before the song "Somewhere" sucks.  I guess you don't care about my preferences.

I may be sticking my self where it does not belong, but I want everyone to feel better.  Please don't rely on Norry.  Have you considered fostering or adopting another kitty?  I know you can never replace those we have lost, but you would be helping a kitty and there is always a special place for them.  I see others I would like to add, but I have to limit my cat love.   

Norry is like the old straggler Tom Cat that just goes around the females where there is a heat.  He meets and greets.  You deserve better, and a kitty or older cat would be a start.

[albrecht]

Norry introduced the show by wishing some lady who was a "long term listener" to "err enjoy your uuuh life."  Almost as if he was actually thinking: "you are a long time listener to this version of C2C- get a life!"