Midnight In The Desert

[SergeantMajor]

There are good and bad people in the priesthood and the post office

[Aquarius]

I'm just getting in now... I assume that I should go back a couple of pages and see why Heathers show needs this form of protection?  You would think that would be a "set it and forget it" kind of spell... Or does she charge the average person daily rates to keep their protection current?  Sort of like your internet bill- due on the first of every month?

I think it's because Lasher needs to position herself as all powerful, all knowing, and essential to everyone's well-being. Really nauseating.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I'm just getting in now... I assume that I should go back a couple of pages and see why Heathers show needs this form of protection?  You would think that would be a "set it and forget it" kind of spell... Or does she charge the average person daily rates to keep their protection current?  Sort of like your internet bill- due on the first of every month?

Or Lasha feels like she is more important than she actually is? You know, the Heather Syndrome?

[Jojo]

Yes, bone! It's the only way to roll. Thanks for reminding me that's another thing I want to do on my Emperor.

What does "on my Emperor" mean?

[MV/Liberace!]

There are good and bad people in the priesthood and the post office

Priesthood?  Yes.  Post Office?  I trust each and every postal employee.

[WOTR]

If the sixteen year old me in 1996 could be told that in the year 2018 a psychologically compromised 42 year old woman from California with a "unique" work history will host a technically challenged internet talk show on which she plays dead Art Bell's bumper music and generally pretends to be Art Bell, the sixteen year old me would have at least raised an eyebrow.

If you ever get the chance to meet that 16 year old you, I would probably withhold certain information.  For instance, you may not want to mention "ceiling Art." 

[TigerLily]

What does "on my Emperor" mean?

Sounds kind of grandiose. Probably more like "little guy"

[GravitySucks]

Aldous, do u know how long after that date did she move to the guest house?

Feb 2016. About the 20th.

[Sean92008]

Interesting. Thanks. I couldnt figure how they survive, if deep root or spread. Still surprised he hired some trabajeros and took it all out. And at one point dude on latter again tree sawing same tree off, the the rain.

They're god's joke.  They're fucking weeds, not trees.  Crows use them as storage lockers, that's kind of cool.

[69CheckMate]

What about growl?  Its the vocal fry of string instruments, that's the buzz I was referring to.  I tend to play ham-handed to get the fretboard noise.

Think more of an upright bass in a jazz club..
Think Diana Krall  -Temptation. .. 🎶

[MV/Liberace!]

For instance, you may not want to mention "ceiling Art." 

Or mayonnaise.

[Aquarius]

Sounds kind of grandiose. Probably more like "little guy"

I think Emperor was meant to refer to a guitar? Not sure, maybe they were stringing us along?

[21st Century Man]

Is it extra to rent the room with the Succubus? Asking for a friend.

LOL.  A friend of mine has had that fantasy. 

http://www.yourghoststories.com/real-ghost-story.php?story=9661

[WOTR]

Thanks Aquarius and Bob.  I was looking for something solid... Her breaking her leg, the show being sued, the streaming down... Something that would make Lasha "feel" as though she needs to continue her protection...  I should have realized that being one of the few dragons on this earth, she would have information that we mere mortals are not privy to and that I should have just accepted her "feeling" as fact... If only she would have called it a premonition, I would have understood that nothing has happened... YET. 

[Aquarius]

On the fringe fb page they are saying someone named miller zavs stirred up some trouble on bellgab and is now hiding out in a motel, disabled his fb page, is hiding. Say what?

[Dr. MD MD]

Troll.

Triggered! Another hole in one for the good doctor!

[TigerLily]

I think Emperor was meant to refer to a guitar? Not sure, maybe they were stringing us along?

Don't fret about it

[painter17]

that was gimlen!

[Dr. MD MD]

I think Emperor was meant to refer to a guitar? Not sure, maybe they were stringing us along?

[Aquarius]

Don't fret about it

Nice to be in harmony with you!

[Sean92008]

What does "on my Emperor" mean?

Its a jazz guitar made by Epiphone.

[weeberwubber]

A car pulls up to a cuckshed. A lady, near 70, gets out and walks towards the building. The door opens and Art exits. A moment later Heather appears in the doorway holding a white pad. Art nods as he walks past, back to his part of the compound. The lady approaches Heather and says "He forgot to reapply his pee-pad, did he?"
"Ummm, yes." Heather replies.
"He does that a lot. Lets sit down dear, we have much to talk about."
Stories of swinging fill the night before one final one. The story of one fateful swinging night that leads to this conversation.
"Art is your daddy, Heater." Ann finally admits.
"No! He can't be!" exclaims Heather.
"When in doubt, look to the cheekbones dear." explains Ann, "And I can't stand one more minute in this den of debauchery. I've finally had my fill of this lifestyle. I'm moving to Vegas." And with that Ann is off.
The next night Art visits the cuckshed but doesn't know something is different. "Wanna take a ride?" he exclaims as he opens the door. Heather is standing there holding his pee pad.
"Oh, this is where I left it?" Art asks.
"Where else would you have left it last night!?!" Heather asks.
"Ohhh! Ummm. Well, From The High Desert! And... cummm, West of the.. ummm. Where's your mom?"
"She saw the pee pad, Art. And she told me."
"She told you what?"
"That you are my father!"
"I'm your WHAT? Nooooooo."
"She says yes."
"Can't be"
"Look at the cheekbones, Art."
Art ponders for a moment and his eyes pop open, something clicks. "Ok, I believe you. This is so hot. I have the weirdest boner right now."
"Art! No! And we can't do this anymore." Heather explains.
"I mean, I've always wanted to fuck myself," Art ignores her and presses on, "but I could never figure out the logistics. I figured there would have to be portals. This is really close to it though!"
"Art, we can't do this anymore!"
"I mean look at the cheekbones!"
"Art!" Heather shouts, "We can't DO THIS ANYMORE!"
"Well I shouldn't get you preggers now."
"Right, and we have to stop it all." Heather says.
"Well, there is still the butt stuff." says Art hopefully.
"You leased the butt to Whitley, remember?" reminds Heather.
"No, not my butt. YOU'RE butt!" says Art, happily fixing the problem.
"Wait, you leased him your butt too?" Heather asks.
"Only mine. Wait, did he tell you he has tenants rights on your starfish?"
"Yes!"
"That bastard!" exclaims Art. "What did he do to it."
"He just puts weebles up there then when they pop out and land upright he jumps around calling them Aliens then he goes off to write a blog post. I think the sexual gratification doesn't come for him until he checks his adsense account." Heather explains.
"Well, that's not so bad." Art says.
"Oh dad! You're incorrigible! Hey, it's almost time for the show!"
"Ok Heater, you put on your Kermit voice and I'll go get the lotion."

[Aquarius]

Its a jazz guitar made by Epiphone.

I'm still partial to my circa 1972 black Les Paul with a blonde neck, sweet.

[WinWinS]

that was gimlen!

[WOTR]

Or mayonnaise.

I disagree.  You should probably brace the 16 year old you for his future hobby running internet forums. Toughen that little wimp up, and tell him about the "clam that ate Cincinnati" (or did Kathys clam eat Pittsburgh?  I've blocked it from my memory now...)

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Thanks Aquarius and Bob.  I was looking for something solid... Her breaking her leg, the show being sued, the streaming down... Something that would make Lasha "feel" as though she needs to continue her protection...  I should have realized that being one of the few dragons on this earth, she would have information that we mere mortals are not privy to and that I should have just accepted her "feeling" as fact... If only she would have called it a premonition, I would have understood that nothing has happened... YET. 

Evidently Heather had problems going on live tonight. Lasha blamed trolls. Hence her protection was needed.

[Sean92008]

Nice to be in harmony with you!

O' Kay...

[comaphobe]

The Emperor is a semi-hollow. Palpatine without a Bigsby. I will never truss Rod again.

[TigerLily]

No one can top GIS' EVP's

[Spookcat]

I love when the host and the guest(s) have fun during their interviews, while keeping it informative.