Leo Ashcraft - Dark Matter News - A Long Side Knight

[paladin1991]

Affiliates shout out

KIYQ 107.1 FM Las Vegas, NV
KQRP 92.9 FM Malakoff, TX
KZPZ 106.7 FM Mt Vernon, TX

Wow.  He scored the Micro 3.  Guess he's working the ass end of the affiliates market.  That's a ..... different.... strategy.

[coaster]

If you google for leo ashcraft, bellgab is the third result. Heh

[The Coincidence Kid]

Wow.  He scored the Micro 3.  Guess he's working the ass end of the affiliates market.  That's a ..... different.... strategy.

KQRP, the 100-watt bug lamp of Malakoff!

[paladin1991]

KQRP, the 100-watt bug lamp of Malakoff!

Malakoff.   Malakoff.  Where is that?  Kurdistan?  East Covina?  I'm drawing a blank here.

[AppealPlay]

Aren't those stations that also stole from Art during his little meltdown?

[popple]

A lung sighed knight sure is running as smooth as silt

[b_dubb]

So is Leo's show called the Knob Cast? Cause it's hosted by a couple knobs

[albrecht]

A lung sighed knight sure is running as smooth as silt

Classic

[Sean92008]

Bump this topic...

Hey, I sent them a message (FB?  I don't remember) and complimented them on their family trivia...  Why?  I didn't really like it but I was just encouraging them on the crash and burn.  I know this stuff makes awful radio past 7 minutes.

I went over to listen the night of the Phoenix interwebs shutdown and thought it would be a hoot to listen to.  First off, it took me a considerable amount of time before I found the stream...  Once found, I heard "like" and "so" way too much...

If he's taking callers, I guess we listeners could use a salutation of "WBGs" (Whiny bitch greetings...) and see if that gets by...  Somebody's bound to be curious (if anybody is listening) and google it... 

[AppealPlay]

Hey, so those who have listened, would you say this abomination worse than Dave?

[nooryisawesome]

Hey, so those who have listened, would you say this abomination worse than Dave?

Uhhhh... Duhhhh. Uhhhh. So uhh like... This uhhhh

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey, so those who have listened, would you say this abomination worse than Dave?

I could listen to Noory over this shit any time. It's beyond insufferable.

[AppealPlay]

Uhhhh... Duhhhh. Uhhhh. So uhh like... This uhhhh

I could listen to Noory over this shit any time. It's beyond insufferable.

Sounds glorious.  What is Schulman's beef with Art?  Anyone know?

[Dateline]

KQRP, the 100-watt bug lamp of Malakoff!

Yes, it has a yellow frequency that gives your radio a yellow glow in the night as you listen to it.  Whenever a bug, mispronunciation goes off, by Asscraft, it goes squak.  That is like a bug getting close to the light and being toast. 

And, did't those Texas affiliates get washed out by the big tropical depression. 

[The Coincidence Kid]

Malakoff.   Malakoff.  Where is that?  Kurdistan?  East Covina?  I'm drawing a blank here.

A town of about 2,000 somewhere in East Texas. Probably doesn't even qualify for a Dairy Queen.


I love that they're airing two weeks worth of "test shows." From what I've heard, it seems like a good way to get rid of your double-digit audience before the supposed real thing starts.

[norland2424]

Sounds glorious.  What is Schulman's beef with Art?  Anyone know?

I think its a mix of him being leo's friend and well us here talking shit to him, but yea the show is horrible.

[henge0stone]

I love that they're airing two weeks worth of "test shows." From what I've heard, it seems like a good way to get rid of your double-digit audience before the supposed real thing starts.

Seriously who the fuck needs two WEEKS of test shows? It's their way of making up for the shit quality, they can just say they were test shows. If you have shit shows for two weeks there's no reason for your audience to believe it will suddenly become wonderful the third week.

[chefist]

Delusions of grandeur....

[AppealPlay]

I think its a mix of him being leo's friend and well us here talking shit to him, but yea the show is horrible.

Leo has friends?

[bateman]

Hey, so those who have listened, would you say this abomination worse than Dave?

It's the worst thing to be broadcast since Vester Flanagan's morning news appearance.

[popple]

Seriously who the fuck needs two WEEKS of test shows? It's their way of making up for the shit quality, they can just say they were test shows. If you have shit shows for two weeks there's no reason for your audience to believe it will suddenly become wonderful the third week.

And they think it's ok to broadcast these "test shows" live to their affiliates?  Reeeeeeeeeeal profeshional  :

[paladin1991]

I think all the 'uh, uh, um, um, duh, uh, anda, anda' is the result of them giving themselves handjobs.  A good handjob?  Hard to keep your focus, I guess.

[pate]

KQRP, the 100-watt bug lamp of Malakoff!

That is a Kilo, not Whiskey?

Got kahnfused after the Canadians got online...

ediot: I have a weird type of dyslexia@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

[The Coincidence Kid]

Seriously who the fuck needs two WEEKS of test shows? It's their way of making up for the shit quality, they can just say they were test shows. If you have shit shows for two weeks there's no reason for your audience to believe it will suddenly become wonderful the third week.

Yes, they're retroactive test shows. It didn't say that on the website until the end of their first nightmarish week.

[Skunk Ape]

It's the worst thing to be broadcast since Vester Flanagan's morning news appearance.

well at least he went viral

[bateman]

well at least he went viral

Oh snap.

[henge0stone]

Yes, they're retroactive test shows. It didn't say that on the website until the end of their first nightmarish week.

lol thats true. When they were shit they suddenly became test shows.

[phrodo]

Every "affiliate" I've seen listed are just LPFM stations. Low Power FM. Likely leftovers from when Lieo was servicing them with Art's alternate/commercial-free stream. One still has Art and RCH prominently listed on their web site with no mention of Lieo's show to be seen. Another - WZQR-LP - proudly states "we think you'll enjoy feeling superior when our poorly trained hosts get the facts wrong or express an opinion that's so terribly flawed that it both horrifies and greatly amuses you." They sound like a perfect outlet for Lieo.

[GravitySucks]

lol thats true. When they were shit they suddenly became test shows.

The Soviets used to have a lot of explorer missions that became probes once they crashed into things like Venus.  Same concept.

[zmbabwe]

Ward called again!