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Quote from: Jackstar on December 30, 2020, 03:44:56 AM
Imagine the locker door pin-ups.

Don't look at me. That Greenwald nude was provided by MV...

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 30, 2020, 02:46:23 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veNoSt_tm5w

That is hilarious. I have been saying for quite some time that many "leftists" are more "right" than the majority of the people in the middle. I used to say that when you go far enough left or right, you start to find that it is actually more of a joined circle than line with "left" and "right."

Both the left and the right have identified a swamp and an unreal support of the rich exclusively. Both believe that the politicians have sold them out to corporations and special interests. Both are sick of the corruption. (many) are questioning the lockdown's and the effects. True leftists don't trust government, surveillance and all powerful corporations- and the right (should) agree. He's right- the solutions (of the far left) are wrong... But the problems that they see are real.

I pay a lot of attention to Glenn Greenwald, Matt Taibbi, and enjoy Dore in addition to some more right sources... There is nothing in the middle that I care for anymore. Hell, Glenn quit the intercept (that he co-founded) because they wouldn't let him publish anything against Biden this elections saying that "anything that Biden has done, Trump has done worse." That is a man who I can't help but to respect. I am old enough to have read "the vampire squid" by Taibbi when it came out. There is very little he publishes that is not interesting (even if I disagree.)

I don't know that the biggest problem is the left or the right. It is the rotten core.

Quote from: Rix Gins on December 30, 2020, 02:58:20 AM
From the Library of Congress.  The Rock Island Argus and Daily Union., December 30, 1920.

The lesson is to pay your debts in cash and not in illegal contraband.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 29, 2020, 04:40:52 PM
Credible source. :

I may not find the guy credible. But Paying more attention to what Dr. WOTR predicted when this first came out- I will say that it is possible that it is in Colorado...

Quote from: WOTR on December 20, 2020, 09:45:17 PM
IF (and I do mean IF) this new strain exists- it is worldwide already. There is no way that they could discover how infectious it is in a matter of a day or two after finding "patient zero."

Quote from: WOTR on December 21, 2020, 02:37:21 AM
...Anyhow, the news has now told me that they know that the new variant of Covid is more infectious because 60% of the cases in London this month are the new strain.

Let's break that down. Thousands of cases this MONTH in a major transportation hub are the new strain. And we locked down now in an effort to contain it in London?

Fuck me. Do they honestly believe that we are that stupid? The new variant is already worldwide if there are that many cases in the span of a month. I would be interested to know how long this strain has been out there. I'm guessing at least since October. Interesting that every country and state has been experiencing climbing rates despite their draconian lockdowns the last month or so. I'm sure it is a fucking coincidence.

But yeah... Lock it down. That will help.  :

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 28, 2020, 10:34:04 PM
He's back.

It's good to finally have a "trusted source" on twitter that is not constantly flagged for false information. 

Quote from: Rix Gins on December 29, 2020, 02:08:39 AM
I believe that the balloonists crashed into a lake and were drowned.  Pieces of the wreckage were washed ashore, and a homing pigeon (used by the balloonists to send messages, was also found in the water, dead.  I think some of their bodies were eventually recovered but I'm not sure.  I remember reading about some of them at Find A Grave but I can't remember their names.  You see, this is what I get when I try to do research at such an ungodly hour and am dead tired.

That's too bad. Not a great Christmas present for a few families that year.

Beautiful! See, Whoozit- That is how it is done. Don't admit that somebody might have made a joke about bribing the owner of a podcast with "dozens" of listeners to install a host. Then double down and go on the attack.

Now that is proper Bellgab etiquette. That was a first class show... Great demonstration, Jack.*

*The cheque for the "education of Whoozit" is in the mail.

Quote from: whoozit on December 28, 2020, 07:37:55 PM
I blew my cover.  Run away!  This statistics stuff is so confusing.

No, no NO! The first rule of both Bellgab (and politics) is to never admit that you were wrong in any way, whatsoever. The second rule is to double down on your position. And then finally, keep repeating it (with increasing anger) over, and over until people finally give up.

Your cover was not blown. You are simply dead until such time as you chose to animate again. Life is easier dead. As such, your statistics are correct.

Please, pay attention and follow the life advice contained this classic bellgab song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPObzJkWueY

Quote from: whoozit on December 28, 2020, 06:55:22 PM
My sister survived the ‘rona so my parents had three deaths of their two children with one survivor.

I'm sorry. But I assumed it would be 3 deaths of their 2 children with 2 survivors. How do you plan to die a fourth time if you are already dead? 

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 28, 2020, 06:52:05 PM
I don't want him to die a fourth time what kind of heartless monster do you take me for?!?!?

Oh. You had thought that I was asking his price for dying a fourth time?

Nope... 

Quote from: whoozit on December 28, 2020, 06:38:18 PM
I’d go for a fourth but that would be silly.  Unless someone paid me.

So- just what is your price?*

*Asking for K_Dubb. 

**Also, do you have any 45's in the basement gym?

Quote from: albrecht on December 28, 2020, 04:45:59 PM
...So even the 'experts' are getting 'Rona fatigue and not, seemingly, appreciating personally how 'serious' it is, as they talk about it.

I think if it were Ebola, nobody would be fatigued. But when you see most people recover... Well, it's hard to keep playing the game day after day...

Quote from: Rix Gins on December 28, 2020, 03:06:47 AM
From the Library of Congress.  The Rock Island Argus and Daily Union., December 28, 1920.

They ever find those balloonists?

Quote from: Jackstar on December 28, 2020, 04:51:45 PM
That's a pretty spineless way to call somebody a liar. You're obviously perfect for the GabCast.

No one pays me. NOT ANYTHING, NOT ANYONE. If this were the Old West... I wouldn't have bothered writing this post I would have read what you wrote, and then immediately called you out, and then immediately plugged you right through your red-blooded American heart.

Quick question: you want to try that one again? As I've been called a liar just a few too many times this year, and iif t happens three more times, I'm going to get a little metal that I can affix to my hat, so I got that going for me.

Your move. Zugzwang.

I think it's adorable how you take everything literally. Whoozit has died 3 times... Somebody paid you for an endorsement of a poster who (in all likelihood) does not wish to be on a podcast to host... It must be hard to go through life with that particular sense of humour.

Carry on.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 28, 2020, 01:46:29 AM
Maybe it's time for you to host the GabCast. (Jackstar has not been paid or recompensed in any way for this promotional message.)

There was a time when I would believe such declarations. "I did not have sex with that woman." "I have had no business dealings in China or the Ukraine with my son, Hunter." But I have become jaded and believe that somebody is paying for such an endorsement.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 28, 2020, 01:42:41 AM
The virus was identified as, "SARS-CoV2." Are you sure you're not dead already? Maybe you better check with a qualified health care professional, just to be sure.

Look. If the official death rate is 1.5%- then you have to consider individuals such as Whozit, who have already died 3 times during this pandemic. Really, the number has to be closer to 5%.

As for me- I may or may not be among the undead. I'll check my pulse and ability to fog a mirror once the government lifts lock down restrictions and allows me to have sex again. Hail the all powerful big brother who now declares who may and who may not fuck through medical decree.

Quote from: Hog on December 27, 2020, 03:24:56 PM
It's your decision to improperly use the fixes your gov. is instructing you to use.

If you combine PROPER hand hygiene with proper mask application.  Everytime your hands go to your face, they must be clean.  As in just cleaned seconds prior.

Fuck the masks, if everyone would just wash their hands we'd be good.  Masks increase transmission in those who arent trained or fail to follow established mask/PPE donning and doffing.  Yes guys, after you pick your nose, you should wash your hands.

peace
Hog

Yes. It is wonderful of Justine and Dr. Who to instruct me to use a mask. I know how to use them- I have a video of me standing in a cloud of chlorine gas in full PPE. But it is not an exaggeration to say that my "one time use" mask is on and off over 100 times each day.

Yeah, I could go to the washroom to wash my hands each time. But I have to put on a mask to go there. I could use hand sanitizer 200X each day- but that just isn't happening. I suppose the most obvious answer would be for my government officials to declare that you have to be masked 24/7. You can take your mask off once each day to change it. That would prevent the mentally infirm such as myself from endangering society.

I get that there are people who like to follow rules. I'm guessing that many of them are employed in a profession where they can shout "yes sir." Most people like that naturally follow rules very well. I don't. (BTW- not judging either way.) Not for a virus as deadly as Covid. Now you introduce Ebola to the general population, and I promise to start observing strict protocols. I will also say that if I worked in a long term care home I would. When I visited a hospice (ironically) I did. Day to day? Nope.

But then I think that most people are fatigued. Even those who used to be very strict are starting to slip.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 26, 2020, 03:15:55 PM
No missile. They got their man. A quiet man. Kept to himself. Kind to animals.

Well then... He fits the profile nicely.

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 26, 2020, 01:33:47 PM

Your boyfriend EmVee is over there too, what's up with that?

Have you checked the IP logs? Perhaps it is me signing up as EmVee to confuse people? Of course, I think I would prefer to sign up as (Redacted). 

Quote from: Rix Gins on December 24, 2020, 02:31:17 AM
From the Library of Congress.  The Rock Island Argus and Daily Union., December 24, 1920.

Can you imagine with the early state of anestesia, infection and pain killers how badly you would want straight legs to have them deliberately broke? I don't even think that I would chose that today knowing that I would be fully under...

That miner is rather lucky. Not enough oxygen for his lamp to light, but didn't die of the atmosphere? I'm sure he probably considered it a "Christmas miracle."

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 22, 2020, 12:48:24 PM
So I heard on Jackstar's "network" (that's what he calls his little YT podcast--technically correct I guess) that Pubini might be having some trouble getting his "network" off the ground.

Who could have seen THAT coming?

With how smoothly MITD went from being owned by Keith to run by a consortium, I am a little surprised that the network did not go live sooner. I suppose it just needs a little more time. I hear that getting transmission signals to bend around a sphere is more complex than it would be on flat ground.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 26, 2020, 12:43:32 AM
Stellar may even accuse you of terrorism. And at Christmas time too. :

I was wrong. When I said I was alright with the risks that I am taking, I had not considered this scenario.

But then again, Ciardelo is good with my choice. I think I will consider that to trump the haterz and I will ignore the critics. After all, he is a fellow member of the Annulus and fully qualified to grant absolution of my Covid sins.

*Just 10 more "Hail Fauchi's" to go.

Before anybody judges me... I will not be going out in public until after her results come back. I am putting nobody but myself at risk- and I'm good with the risks that I take. So, as Senda Claus would say- STFU.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 25, 2020, 03:43:47 PM
War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

And other greatest hits of totalitarian regimes.

Hey, man! Don't go crapping on my Bellgab Christmas greeting. I'm just trying to spread hope and love from big brother.

I certainly would not have been out this evening at my mothers (who is awaiting covid test results), as it is illegal in this part of the country.* 

*And I'm terrified of the coof.

A very Merry Christmas to everybody at Bellgab during these unprecedented times. I hope every body is following the government advice that "to stay apart is the best way to stay united." Remember: We are all in this together. And be sure to stay home and stay safe in the new year. 

Whatever. With all that said. Merry Christmas... However you are celebrating.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 23, 2020, 06:18:36 PM
I put the tinkly piano part in just for you!  In these trying times...

It's unprecedented times. Has the last year of commercials and politicians spewing their talking points not made a dent?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 25, 2020, 12:42:54 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWKSX9YdXl0

I can't imagine weird Al being popular with the next generation. I know a guy whose daughter just gave him a list of "trigger words" for Christmas. How would somebody like that ever appreciate a video like this?

Quote from: Innerreach on December 24, 2020, 07:41:05 PM
Parts of Hunter Biden's hard drives were leaked recently... Looks like he's been banging Obama's daughter, Malia. Hahahah!


Merry Christmas 

It's Hunter's gift to the American people that just keeps giving. 

Quote from: Stellar on December 22, 2020, 11:57:37 AM
@WOTR

What about when Bill Gates in the video says vaccines are used for population control?

My biggest problem with that is that if it is true, "they" are failing miserably. All kinds of vaccination programs exist around the world- and the population is still exploding in every country aside from the western countries, where people are too busy on Twitter and getting a tummy tuck to bother with kids anymore...

Quote from: Innerreach on December 23, 2020, 04:49:43 PM
Okay, am I the only one that reads Jackstar's posts aloud with an accent? If you haven't, you should start and I'm almost certain he intends us to.

This is the voice I speak with.


https://youtu.be/XeFxdkaFzRA

"It's a German fairy tale!" THAT was funny.