The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Notice how she said that with authority, and certainty?  Shiver...   Falkie will never drive (legally) in California again.  Well, at least he can scratch that Toyota hybrid off the dream list.

She could have gone "Full Laura" and advised him the best way to get to Santa Cruz, avoiding tolls so he could see Noory. But last time she did that, he abused her for her kindness and he paid tolls so he could come here to complain about the tolls.

[WOTR]

Even money a fast-food bathroom looks better than Senda's. He's going to have to lean into those calcified shit stains.

You seriously want to offer even money on that one?  What is my maximum bet?


***His and hers.

[mikuthing01]

Did MV find any pizzagate related emails when he hacked Falkies laptop? I must know.

#Falkieleaks

Falkie = Scott Oelkers?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y

[GravitySucks]

I guess this is as good of a place as any to post this. Wish I knew how to get it to post as an animated gif.

https://i.imgur.com/odt8hZw.gifv

[Lilith]

What did The Master do to his computer screen?

Did he try to clean it and smear grease from the kitchen all over it?

Did he spray it with some screen decaying cleaner?

I hope he gets it fixed before his live broadcast at 11PM Eastern.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzBh46kZfbs

[bateman]

I guess this is as good of a place as any to post this. Wish I knew how to get it to post as an animated gif.

https://i.imgur.com/odt8hZw.gifv

Just delete the "v" at the end

[WhiteCrow]

the EmVeeCam that captured the live footage GS posted is dirty.  Might be lying in a cat box?

[Lilith]

the EmVeeCam that captured the live footage GS posted is dirty.  Might be lying in a cat box?

STFU!

[WhiteCrow]

STFU!

Dearest grub.. The Guy Big named you most appropriately..

STFU ..
.we need another Gabbing Now video!

[paladin1991]

"plunging the toilet"... a new euphemism for masturbation.

That Asian dude.   Still cracks me up.  Wonder if he knows he lives forever in BellGab?

[whoozit]

Tell us something about him we didn't know.

Of course he can't get it or anything else to work. He has the technical capabilities of a legless ant. Squirrels have more intellectual capabilities than him.

Don't impugn Zeebo's dignity, he wears a smoking jacket.

[whoozit]

The bathroom is the money shot.

Maybe if he tried to piss on the floor he'd accidentally hit the toilet.

[GravitySucks]

Maybe if he tried to piss on the floor he'd accidentally hit the toilet.

[Norm]

Tell us something about him we didn't know.

Of course he can't get it or anything else to work. He has the technical capabilities of a legless ant. Squirrels have more intellectual capabilities than him.

It's no wonder he doesn't have a driver's license, all those buttons and knobs, information overload, more pizza required, his teeny brain is maxed out!

[Norm]

Falkie buying a sterno stove sounds like a really bad idea

He can use it to cook up a delicious (burp) batch of pruno for those special occasions with poor Kathy and Ratty Patty.

[Norm]

What did The Master do to his computer screen?

Did he try to clean it and smear grease from the kitchen all over it?

Did he spray it with some screen decaying cleaner?

I hope he gets it fixed before his live broadcast at 11PM Eastern.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzBh46kZfbs

Early lab results indicate some sort of body fluids or feces on the camera lens.

[Walks_At_Night]

Falkie Cometh.............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Xx6KaGUv8

[Walks_At_Night]

So I installed 7 cubic yards of mulch around the homestead today yet George takes a nap before the Big Broadcast of May 6th.

TANJ

[mikuthing01]

Falkie Cometh.............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Xx6KaGUv8

no thanks, that faggot banned me and his stream sucks desu~

[GravitySucks]

So I installed 7 cubic yards of mulch around the homestead today yet George takes a nap before the Big Broadcast of May 6th.

TANJ

So how much will you be donating?

[Lilith]

Dearest grub.. The Guy Big named you most appropriately..

STFU ..
.we need another Gabbing Now video!

I left a note in the MITD thread that I would happily do some promotional unboxing GabbingNow videos of their products if they would like to send me some free samples.  I haven't heard back yet.


Re: Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade
« Reply #64760 on: Today at 04:20:02 PM »
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Quote from: Kolchak on Today at 04:16:04 PM
There seems to be a lot more options for merchandise available in the show's store than there was when Art was hosting. Strangely, all of it prominently features Art and Heather isn't mentioned at all.

Maybe Falkie will feature some of the products in his videos.

If they want to send me some products, I'd be happy to do some unboxing video promotions on Gabbing Now.

[Walks_At_Night]

So how much will you be donating?

Didn't Norm send him like 3 grand?  He's on easy street!

[Walks_At_Night]

no thanks, that faggot banned me and his stream sucks desu~

Well yes.   95% of the chatters end up banned and yes the stream sucks.

But if you don't show up you won't have a chance to see the Red Shorts Of Hoveldom.  Also he might go on walk about and
show off his squeaky clean stove and head.      Be there.  Or Be Square.

[Lilith]

no thanks, that faggot banned me and his stream sucks desu~

We understand.  Most of us have been through it, but without us, he has, well,

Nobody.

[Walks_At_Night]

I have a feeling we'll be hearing about fatso moving to Sacramento soon: http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article148948619.html

So this whole Global Warming, Man Bear Pig, Cap and Trade jive has just been a ruse to get Falkie a free ride so he can duel the Food Maxx
Crone on a more frequent basis?    I knew it!

The program is funded through a $1.3 million grant from the California Air Resources Board using cap-and-trade funds that businesses pay to offset their carbon emissions.

[mikuthing01]

We understand.  Most of us have been through it, but without us, he has, well,

Nobody.

Ok you talked me into it, i will watch and make fun of him since he has no one else to make fun of him.

[Richard Groyper]

Ok you talked me into it, i will watch and make fun of him since he has no one else to make fun of him.

I hope he unblocked me. Probably not. Lemme check...

EDIT: Falkie's channel let me leave a comment on his latest video. We'll see.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ye Gods.   He's up to 775 subscribers?   Two more and maybe Noory will have the Numbers Lady call him!

[Lilith]

I hope he unblocked me. Probably not. Lemme check...

EDIT: Falkie's channel let me leave a comment on his latest video. We'll see.

Even if not, I'm sure some of us will be posting here...

Sad but true.

[Richard Groyper]

Even if not, I'm sure some of us will be posting here...

Sad but true.

lol, okay. Sounds like a plan.

Already 3 minutes late.