Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

[Jackstar]

#NoOneGetsMyJokes

There ain't no such thing as a free knife.

[pate]

https://youtu.be/g4OoRgqJBkg

[Silphion]

The classic calls of long ago were because of The Host bringing the quality out of The Caller, not The Caller bringing quality to The Host.

What do you think the job of The Host is, anyway? Cashing checks and taking names? Nobody speak--nobody get choked.

What you're describing isn't a "call-in show." This is a "curated monologue show." Now, I know a bunch of you gloryhounds from the good old days are all hanging around here remembering when you were all King Shits of your individual reductive sectors of Turd Hill, so from your rose colored bias, I'm sure the myth, the majesty and the beautiful artistry of a truly magnificent shadow puppet is what you thought Art Bell's show was all about. You are mistaken.

It's about a chain smoking pervert drug addict living out in the middle of the desert in a double-wide taking calls from strangers in a desperate last ditch attempt to continue frantically searching for someone to call him and tell him what's really going on.

I'm glad I could set you straight on this. You're welcome. I'm here to help.

Bravo!
A remarkably reasonable and coherent critique, at last.
I knew you could do it.

But I will still be listening, nonetheless.
Even if it would seem the pleasure is all mine.

[Silphion]

Replay of Bernard Alvarez - April 16th, 2020 - Shamanism and ETs

[Jackstar]

Why buy nothing when you get Jackstar's bullshit for free!?

You're not a nice person and quiet certain

Wow, you sure figured me out! Good luck in 2021.

[Jackstar]

But I will still be listening, nonetheless.

I'll alert Nielsen.

[Jackstar]

I knew you could do it.

I'll let my mom know. Thanks.

[Silphion]

September 8th, 2020 - Open Lines - Have You Ever Used An Ouija Board?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QHy2BpQkA

Fantastic set

[Silphion]

𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

"Swedenborg describes creation as made up of two separate and yet coexisting “worlds”: the natural world and the spiritual world. The natural world includes everything you see around youâ€"the grass, the sky, houses, other people, your own body, and so on. The spiritual world consists of the unseen realities that we do not fully encounter until after death: heaven, hell, and the world of spirits in between. The afterlife, he said, is a vast realm where our lives continue much as they did on earth." - Swedenborg Foundation

[DynamoHum]

𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞

"Swedenborg describes creation as made up of two separate and yet coexisting “worlds”: the natural world and the spiritual world. The natural world includes everything you see around youâ€"the grass, the sky, houses, other people, your own body, and so on. The spiritual world consists of the unseen realities that we do not fully encounter until after death: heaven, hell, and the world of spirits in between. The afterlife, he said, is a vast realm where our lives continue much as they did on earth." - Swedenborg Foundation

The Swedenborg HQ is just around the corner from the British Museum in London and very close to my favourite restaurant in London (Abeno for those who care to google), it is on the edge of Fitzrovia and the West End in a very expensive area and a lovely building, they clearly have some dosh and it wins in the aesthetic stakes from the Raelians who have a nasty new build in Vauxhall.

[pate]

SwedenBorg?



What the actual, fook?

-p

[Silphion]

SwedenBorg?



What the actual, fook?

-p

To make a swift comparison, L. Ron Hubbard was a pulp science fiction writer;
Emanuel Swedenborg was one of the greatest scientists of his century.

[Silphion]

Replay of Paul Eno - March 4th, 2020 - Supernatural Adventurer

[Jackstar]

Replay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWN1CAD5P_g


Why Hungarians don't get CORONAVIRUS! 100% TRUE (ENG SUBs)

Privet, civilized world, stay well!
This is Russia - from the belly of hell
We know your suffer from Coronavirus, so hard, but WE - NOT!
What's the remedy?
Let's take shit apart. (YEAH!)

First: Our blood is full of an alcohol
The whole life - is a fall to a black hole
Authorities - hypnotize and sell us
But, we have no infected fellows in your favelas

Second one: is our poverty level
We go for a walk from coffin - to devil
Our - monthly subsistence rate
You - spend every day in pub with your mate
That's what the virus gonna hate

Third: we just don't give a shit (don't give a shit!)

Here's our cheat known by every chit (every chick!)
Raise your hand higher
Then - let it fall
Then say loud - "Ya togo rot eyebal"!

This is it! This is how we do it, motherfucker! (Yeah!)
To kill coronavirus - we don't need and AK (*pshh-pshh*)
Look at the hood we live: mess all the way
Virus sees my room and he runs away

Instead of threat to be infected anywhere (*cough-cough*)
You also risk being eaten by a polar bear... (*dead noise*)
Being killed by policeman, to kill policeman
To die in jail - for the wrong music you listen...

This is (Redacted) motherfucker, no time to panic!
No security
No privacy
No peace
No money...

We can't keep the pace from going first to space
The virus says: "Sorry, I choose the wrong place"
Probably - somebody blessed our nation
Now we hustle like Umbrella Corporation
We sell toilet paper for a golden price
We can survive nuclear winter with buckwheat and rice

We are afraid of no menace and any grade
We have lost any ability of being afraid
We made Napoleon fugue and "Hitler's Kaput!"
We walk on the spirit of salt on foot (yeah)

So!
Stop behaving like on Titanic
The best friend of pandemic - is panic!

We wish you all to be healthy and wise
Freakout fall is the planet rise, yeaaaah!
FROM SCHEHERAZADE WITH LOVE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Jackstar]

55:11

Hi, Mom! Can you pick up some Huggies on the way home? Thanks.

[timebandit]

Replay of Paul Eno - March 4th, 2020 - Supernatural Adventurer

that sucks..musta had a relapse

#HurryBackHeather

[Jackstar]

that sucks..musta had a relapse

#HurryBackHeather

I'm curious how you were able to rule out the possibility of any angelic lich portal and/or hot pizza roll entanglements, but, I am prepared to take my answer off of the hidden sub-forum. Thanks in advance, (CENSOREDS)!!!

[Jackstar]

« Reply #23896 on: Today at 20:57:55 »

I'll be honest: I never coded for the possibility that my father might ever learn anything from my mother, but, looks like he took some electives in Vallhalla after being murdered. Sweet! Sad!

[Silphion]

I'm curious how you were able to rule out the possibility of any 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐡 portal and/or hot pizza roll entanglements, but, I am prepared to take my answer off of the hidden sub-forum. Thanks in advance, (CENSOREDS)!!!

Oxymoronic? Explain if you will.
But pray your personal psychopomp is ever less foreboding.

[Silphion]

#HurryBackHeather

Concur.

[Jackstar]

Concur.

Well, what do you think she's waiting for... Christmas? I decorated a tree. I put on a hat. My work here should have been done here, long long ago, I should have been studying myself on a sunny beach in Sonny Tasmania with Whitman, Price, & Haddad, but just when I think I'm out of the briar patch... they keep throwing me right back in. What are you gangnam-style wizards doing--arguing about who gets to be the first to get out and push?

I'll allow it. Take my your time. At this point, what difference does it even make? You all had your chance to be close to me.

SOME OF YOU GOT CONSIDERABLY CLOSER THAN OTHERS DID OR EVER WOULD. RAWR.

[Jackstar]

Oxymoronic? Explain if you will.

No one ever said there was were only going to be 50 million portals. It could be 50 million and five. One simply never knows.

But pray your personal psychopomp is ever less foreboding.

50,000,000 and five Elvis fans simply cannot be wrong.

[Silphion]

I should have been studying myself on a sunny beach in Sonny Tasmania ...

Quintilian suggested the wisdom of the Delphic maxims in ancient times.

It might be helpful now to take some aspect of your own advice.

Let me know how it goes in 𝑆𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑦 Tasmania.

Cheers!

[timebandit]

as a child I was so bright
my father called me.. Sonny


#HeatherBeacon

[Nyewalker]

call me.. Sonny

#HeatherBeacon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhEHGIqke7Q

[Nyewalker]

Sorry everybody,... Heathers avatar has died !!! ...  undoubtedly there will be no show tonight...

[figitsutitor]

https://youtu.be/oPeiVfmaxII

Ufo sighting for konye

[Jackstar]

Heather's attitude seems much more positive and regal tonight. She's getting better all the time--now, she's starting (to me) to sound more like Art Bell much of the time.

Soon, she'll be popping pills and accidentally offing herself before you know it.

#Legacy
#StayHungry

[Jackstar]

undoubtedly there will be no show tonight...

Eff the show. I'm here for the tell.

[Jackstar]

Quintilian

This doesn't look like anything to me.

Marcus Fabius Quintilianus (c. 35 â€" c. 100 AD) was a Roman educator and rhetorician from Hispania, widely referred to in medieval schools of rhetoric and in Renaissance writing. In English translation, he is usually referred to as Quintilian (/kwɪnˈtɪliən/), although the alternate spellings of Quintillian and Quinctilian are occasionally seen, the latter in older texts.

Sounds cool. Never heard of him. Did he ever write about Diogenes? Let me guess--he thought he was a cur.

It might be helpful now to take some aspect of your own advice.

Let me know how it goes in 𝑆𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑦 Tasmania.

Cheers!

It won't go at all. I have no valid passport, I procrastinated too long before lockdown, and now--I'm holding out for a flying carpet before setting out to cross the Pacific. Tasmania will now, never, ever happen. My earlier plan involved having no reason whatsoever to learn helicopter piloting in Jefferson, but now... I kinda DEW do.

Now, my next milestone destination will be... I'm going to Pripyat Disneyland. It's cool, I intend an utterly respectful tour. And... I already have a mask.


So, we are safe. Wew!