Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[ItsOver]

Last night I was at the store doing some grocery shopping. There was this little old lady behind me. Behind her was a black tranny. Wig and mustache. Anywho, this guy was bitching at the old lady about everything. Just being miserable. So I turn around and say "is there anything you enjoy?"
the tranny called me a racist. Yelled for the manager. I was just shocked. Manager and the old lady both thanked me for calling the dumb motherfucker out and heshe was escorted from the building.
obviously one of those blm people just baiting people, looking for a fight. I should have knocked that dumb motherfucker out. I'm not rasict, I just hate miserable people.

Hater.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Ahoy, mateys! Today is International Talk Like Robert Newton a Pirate Day!  May your timber be shivered and your hatches battened down just the way you like it.

[21st Century Man]

Brangelina is history.  Jolie filed for divorce today.


http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/20/angelina-joile-files-for-divorce-brad-pitt/

[JesusJuice]

Brangelina is history.  Jolie filed for divorce today.


http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/20/angelina-joile-files-for-divorce-brad-pitt/

He made a huge mistake. Jennifer Aniston is way hotter and aged a hell of a lot better. Plus she doesn't have 15 adopted african children.

[21st Century Man]

He made a huge mistake. Jennifer Aniston is way hotter and aged a hell of a lot better. Plus she doesn't have 15 adopted african children.

LOL.  Plus, Jennifer obviously has a great sense of humor.  Yep, it was a big mistake to leave her.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I expected to be deeply affected by this Brangelina bombshell, and am concerned because I feel nothing.  Does that mean I'm already dead and don't know it?

[Astrid Galactic]

I expected to be deeply affected by this Brangelina bombshell, and am concerned because I feel nothing.  Does that mean I'm already dead and don't know it?

That's okay. There's still hope for you. They're working on it. After they get it together and use it on Hillary, maybe this will cure what ails you. You'll be dancing around again in no time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3798056/Head-transplant-surgeon-plans-controversial-Frankenstein-experiments-reanimate-corpses.html

[Richard Groyper]

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/777995496774402048

[Yorkshire pud]

I'll. Just. post. this. here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37408293

Bold health claims have been made for the power of turmeric. Is there anything in them, asks Michael Mosley.
Turmeric is a spice which in its raw form looks a bit like ginger root, but when it's ground down you get a distinctive yellowy orange powder that's very popular in South Asian cuisine. Until recently the place you would most likely encounter turmeric would be in chicken tikka masala, one of Britain's most popular dishes.

[Astrid Galactic]

I'll. Just. post. this. here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37408293

Duke posted this article earlier in another thread. If one bothers to read the entire thing, you'll see it starts out skeptical but ends with positive findings. I love the stuff and will continue to cook with it, to my benefit.

[jazmunda]

https://twitter.com/oliverbcampbell/status/777995496774402048

Space Ghost gets it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Went for a walk today and came across this.

It's a good omen - I think?      Came back with a spade to bury the fallen
but the carcass was gone.   

[jazmunda]

Went for a walk today and came across this.

It's a good omen - I think?      Came back with a spade to bury the fallen
but the carcass was gone.   

Anyone seen zeebo lately?

Too soon?

[Walks_At_Night]

Anyone seen zeebo lately?

Too soon?

Jeez Louise.   I didn't think about that.    Poor Zeebo

[jazmunda]

Jeez Louise.   I didn't think about that.    Poor Zeebo

You could have been dining on zeebotouille tonight. *

* yes I'm well aware that ratatouille does not contain rats.

[Walks_At_Night]

You could have been dining on zeebotouille tonight. *

* yes I'm well aware that ratatouille does not contain rats.

With magical, albino powers no doubt!

[jazmunda]

Raise your glasses for zeebo.

[Walks_At_Night]

Perhaps K_Dubb could whip up some inspiring words in remembrance of the fallen?

[Dr. MD MD]

* yes I'm well aware that ratatouille does not contain rats.

You mean I've been getting ripped off this whole time?! 

Zeebo's not albino...unless he was frightened to death. 

[aldousburbank]

Went for a walk today and came across this.

It's a good omen - I think?      Came back with a spade to bury the fallen
but the carcass was gone.

When the White Squirrel rises
Many nuts shall fall

[K_Dubb]

Perhaps K_Dubb could whip up some inspiring words in remembrance of the fallen?

The squirrel in the smoking attire,
Whose presence lent grace to this place,
When, 'round the electronic fire,
We type, though it feels face-to-face,
Has met an untimely demise --
By car, with a squeal and a toot?
Nay!  I saw the look in the eyes
That peered from his brand-new space suit.
Our friend, sure the first of his kind
To answer the call of the stars,
Had got in his peanut-sized mind
To dodge asteroids, and not cars.
Though none here will question his boldness --
Of courage he'd never a dearth --
We feared for his fur 'gainst the coldness
That reigns past the borders of earth.
What happened to our furry friend
Since we were all typing last night?
His limbs -- look, see here! -- they won't bend,
And, by God, his fur is all white!
The mysteries we all discuss,
The UFOs, aliens green,
Our friend has now seen before us,
and Oh! could he tell what he's seen!
But death has sealed his furry lips;
We're left with our only surmise:
What waits when we board rocket ships
Will shock far more than just our eyes.

[Walks_At_Night]

So mote it be

P.S. Awesome K!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The squirrel in the smoking attire,
Whose presence lent grace to this place,
When, 'round the electronic fire,
We type, though it feels face-to-face,
Has met an untimely demise --
By car, with a squeal and a toot?
Nay!  I saw the look in the eyes
That peered from his brand-new space suit.
Our friend, sure the first of his kind
To answer the call of the stars,
Had got in his peanut-sized mind
To dodge asteroids, and not cars.
Though none here will question his boldness --
Of courage he'd never a dearth --
We feared for his fur 'gainst the coldness
That reigns past the borders of earth.
What happened to our furry friend
Since we were all typing last night?
His limbs -- look, see here! -- they won't bend,
And, by God, his fur is all white!
The mysteries we all discuss,
The UFOs, aliens green,
Our friend has now seen before us,
and Oh! could he tell what he's seen!
But death has sealed his furry lips;
We're left with our only surmise:
What waits when we board rocket ships
Will shock far more than just our eyes.

Bravo, sir! One of your finest BG verses to date!  Your Muse is obviously none the worse for the drudgery she recently endured at Hallmark.

I, too, will miss zeebo.  His irrepressible, bright eyed, bushy tailed good cheer and joie de vivre, as the Italians are so fond of saying, brought a smile to every Bellgabber's face and nary a discouraging word from anyone.  May his nuts be eternally crunchy.

[Camazotz Automat]

I expected to be deeply affected by this Brangelina bombshell, and am concerned because I feel nothing.  Does that mean I'm already dead and don't know it?

I'm going to have to ask you to slowly remove your obviously malfunctioning empathy chip and place it on the table.

We're going to need your badge and your Glock, too.  And the Saturday Night Special from the ankle holster you've got there.

You animal.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm going to have to ask you to slowly remove your obviously malfunctioning empathy chip and place it on the table.

We're going to need your badge and your Glock, too.  And the Saturday Night Special from the ankle holster you've got there.

You animal.

Don't sugar coat it for me, damn it! I'm two weeks from retiring with my pension and that sweet time share deal in Branson I've been telling you about!  Just answer the question!  Am I dead and oblivious to my condition, or not?  You at least owe me that much for all the times I covered for you when we were partners!

[Camazotz Automat]

Don't sugar coat it for me, damn it! I'm two weeks from retiring with my pension and that sweet time share deal in Branson I've been telling you about!  Just answer the question!  Am I dead and oblivious to my condition, or not?  You at least owe me that much for all the times I covered for you when we were partners!

Straight up?  Yes, you're alive, Mickey....  But - and I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this - you're also off the bowling team. 

I stood up for you on that.  I did.  But the other guys.  I dunno.  And you know Mr. Pitt purchased our shirts and balls. 

It's out of my hands, old friend.  Pitt said you can keep the team bowling shirt, but we're going to need to collect your bowling ball (and bag, too.) 

I wasn't going to say anything, but instead wait for you to show up for league, and then let one of them do it, since I voted that you could stay on the team.  But because you are worried about your very existence, I figure this bowling situation will slap some reality into the situation so that all this bad news doesn't have that "It feels like deja vu really bad right now, but what if it turns out I'm actually reviewing/reliving everything at The Last Judgement?" feel to it.

THE THIN BLUE SPARES will be the lesser without you.

But Pitt is still our honorary captain. 

Damn, this fucking hurts.   

But we're talking about Mr. Pitt's feelings here, man.  My hands are tied.


P.S.  Your pension is still a lock.  This is just administrative leave.  With pay.  I mean, it's not as if you shot a defenseless civilian, right?  You'll get your timeshare and we can still check out that Rose O'Neill Kewpie doll museum you keep telling me about; whenever I can make it up there with you on a scheduled trip limited to two days and three nights with accompanying set up and cleaning costs priced per person participation including guests.

http://www.roseoneill.org/mainpage.html

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Straight up?  Yes, you're alive, Mickey....  But - and I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you this - you're also off the bowling team. 

I stood up for you on that.  I did.  But the other guys.  I dunno.  And you know Mr. Pitt purchased our shirts and balls. 

It's out of my hands, old friend.  Pitt said you can keep the team bowling shirt, but we're going to need to collect your bowling ball (and bag, too.) 

I wasn't going to say anything, but instead wait for you to show up for league, and then let one of them do it, since I voted that you could stay on the team.  But because you are worried about your very existence, I figure this bowling situation will slap some reality into the situation so that all this bad news doesn't have that "It feels like deja vu really bad right now, but what if it turns out I'm actually reviewing/reliving everything at The Last Judgement?" feel to it.

THE THIN BLUE SPARES will be the lesser without you.

But Pitt is still our honorary captain. 

Damn, this fucking hurts.   

But we're talking about Mr. Pitt's feelings here, man.  My hands are tied.


P.S.  Your pension is still a lock.  This is just administrative leave.  With pay.  I mean, it's not as if you shot a defenseless civilian, right?  You'll get your timeshare and we can still check out that Rose O'Neill Kewpie doll museum you keep telling me about; whenever I can make it up there with you on a scheduled trip limited to two days and three nights with accompanying set up and cleaning costs priced per person participation including guests.

http://www.roseoneill.org/mainpage.html

Thanks, Lou.  Knowing that I'm still alive is a bigger relief than I can describe. I'm grateful that Mr. Pitt allowed you to be the one to tell me, especially after the poorly chosen, and inexcusably uncharitable recent comment I made about him and his not at all ghoulish soon to be former spouse. Praise BP!

I understand why he dropped me from the bowling team, despite my coolness under pressure when confronted by the often troublesome 2-4-5, 3-5-6, and 5-7-10 combinations and my league leading 178 average. However, somebody had to be the fall guy, and I guess I set myself up for that part pretty good. I never could keep my big mouth shut when I should have, but thanks to you at least I still have Branson and my Kewpie ephemera.  Now get off my back before I forget to wish you and Karen happy anniversary!

[zeebo]

Thanks all for the kind words, thoughts, poems, and drinks!  Reports of my demise have once again been exaggerated.   

[Camazotz Automat]

Thanks, Lou.  Knowing that I'm still alive is a bigger relief than I can describe. I'm grateful that Mr. Pitt allowed you to be the one to tell me, especially after the poorly chosen, and inexcusably uncharitable recent comment I made about him and his not at all ghoulish soon to be former spouse. Praise BP!

I understand why he dropped me from the bowling team, despite my coolness under pressure when confronted by the often troublesome 2-4-5, 3-5-6, and 5-7-10 combinations and my league leading 178 average. However, somebody had to be the fall guy, and I guess I set myself up for that part pretty good. I never could keep my big mouth shut when I should have, but thanks to you at least I still have Branson and my Kewpie ephemera.  Now get off my back before I forget to wish you and Karen happy anniversary!

You tough old son of a bitch.  Nobody does it better than you. 

Between you and me?  I think I can get the bowling thing fixed.  But the wound is just too fresh for them now.  If you would, flash a little regret grimace when you drop off your ball (and the bag.)

So don't go and throw away your bowling shoes or nothing of the sort.  I have a good feeling about this part of it all at least.

Things just need to cool down.  We're all still in so much shock over the passing of...   of....  Brangie.

P.S.

Karen says "Hiya, Mickey!"

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Thanks all for the kind words, thoughts, poems, and drinks!  Reports of my demise have once again been exaggerated.   

You could have have told us that before we poured our hearts out for you, instead of pulling the old Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn attending their own funeral gag and having a good laugh at our expense by scaring the bejesus out of us. You should be ashamed of yourself. You're lucky nobody can stay mad at you.