George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Noory: (some random bullshit question I've already just forgotten)

Dames: Who knows?

Noory: That's a good point, it really is.

[zeebo]

Good idea.  Dames will be much more tolerable after a few doubles!

And I think I heard Jorch's pants get tight when Dames mentioned deformed babies in Japan & Fallujah (edit: and Chernobyl, which he pronounced oddly.)  He wanted details!  Sick fuck.

Haha, oh that expression about Jorch's pants, horrible and funny at the same time, oh dear. 

Yeah and Dames pronounced Chernobyl like this I think: chur-no-BEEL.  I guess that's the insider's way.

[Tommy TwoTons]

Haha, oh that expression about Jorch's pants, horrible and funny at the same time, oh dear. 

Yeah and Dames pronounced Chernobyl like this I think: chur-no-BEEL.  I guess that's the insider's way.

I apologize in advance for any nightmares you may have regarding the state of Jorch's pants

That may be the proper way to pronounce Chernobyl in Russian...?  I suppose he'd know better than a plain ol' 'murican like me.

[coaster]

Noory: (some random bullshit question I've already just forgotten)

Dames: Who knows?

Noory: That's a good point, it really is.

haha.

[steelbot]

haha.

lulz

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory: (some random bullshit question I've already just forgotten)

Dames: Who knows?

Noory: That's a good point, it really is.

Riveting

[tertiaryimam]

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[Tommy TwoTons]

Wait- Dames just said he's *getting* married...?

And, he says we'll start to go all Mad Max around April 2014, so plan accordingly!  Living on the west coast of the US, he says I have no "sanctuary" options so I guess I'm screwed.  Guess I won't have to make any New Years resolutions I won't keep this year!

[tertiaryimam]

Wait- Dames just said he's *getting* married...?

And, he says we'll start to go all Mad Max around April 2014, so plan accordingly!  Living on the west coast of the US, he says I have no "sanctuary" options so I guess I'm screwed.  Guess I won't have to make any New Years resolutions I won't keep this year!

Maybe this is his 2nd Ukranian wife. I think they can have more than one wife in Ukraine. It's a lot like Italy.

[Yorkshire pud]

Maybe this is his 2nd Ukranian wife. I think they can have more than one wife in Ukraine. It's a lot like Italy.

Neither, it's Utah.

[tertiaryimam]

Wife number three:

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[tertiaryimam]

wife number two:

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[Mind Flayer Monk]

Maybe this is his 2nd Ukranian wife. I think they can have more than one wife in Ukraine. It's a lot like Italy.

Reminded me of this set of photos of Circassian women
http://www.sideshowworld.com/81-SSPAlbumcover/Wild-Hair/Circassian.html

[Morgus]

Those two women could be the same woman, just taken several years apart...

[Morgus]

Dames has been hawking the Fukishima disaster a lot tonight. John B. Wells would be proud of him...

[tertiaryimam]

Those two women could be the same woman, just taken several years apart...

I don't think so. Wife number two is obviously a ginger, and wife number three is a non-ginger.

[tertiaryimam]

Dames has been hawking the Fukishima disaster a lot tonight. John B. Wells would be proud of him...

Don't worry, though. Once he makes contact with Cthulhu, all that radiation will be turned into regular ol' electricity and shit. Safe as milk. Thanks Dames!

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't think so. Wife number two is obviously a ginger, and wife number three is a non-ginger.

And all blond women are natural blonds. But in this case it isn't the same woman; look at their ear shapes...very different to each other,

[tertiaryimam]

Ed Dames dating advice:

"Note to interested single 'real' men: Believe it or not, there are actually still some (geographically isolated) pockets of femininity extant upon this planet. You would be well advised to seek such locales out -- before (Earth)time-culture completely consumes manhood and obliterates femininity."

[Tommy TwoTons]

Wife number three:

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No. Freaking. Way!  He's either getting them from a Russian bride catalog, or this guy must be hung like horse & can lick his own eyebrows.

[Yorkshire pud]

No. Freaking. Way!  He's either getting them from a Russian bride catalog, or this guy must be hung like horse & can lick his own eyebrows.

Are there really guys that small? That's unfortunate.

[tertiaryimam]

No. Freaking. Way!  He's either getting them from a Russian bride catalog, or this guy must be hung like horse & can lick his own eyebrows.

They are two different women:

http://archive.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1365.html?theme=light

"Ed Dames with soon-to-be wife Aliona"

Jeezus, Ed.

[tertiaryimam]

Ed Dames has a rather poignant and artistic flickr account, I must say:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/edame/

[Tommy TwoTons]

They are two different women:

"Ed Dames with soon-to-be wife Aliona"

Jeezus, Ed.

Oh I believe they are two different women, I just don't understand how this little twerp is getting women as hot as #3.

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh I believe they are two different women, I just don't understand how this little twerp is getting women as hot as #3.

Culture and the 'promise' of a better life. Someone who collects online wives such as he is as cynical as perhaps they might be. Throw in language difficulties and he can convince a woman escaping a life of crap that he's the second coming. But, I'm being cynical, and there's every chance he really loves her (and her predecessors) and she really loves him. Only they really know.

[onan]

Culture and the 'promise' of a better life. Someone who collects online wives such as he is as cynical as perhaps they might be. Throw in language difficulties and he can convince a woman escaping a life of crap that he's the second coming. But, I'm being cynical, and there's every chance he really loves her (and her predecessors) and she really loves him. Only they really know.

To add, We are spending time discussing who Dames marries... really? I don't care if wife one and two are the same, identical twins, or clones. Dames is a fraud, a huckster and if you consider remote viewing a possibility, you would probably be better served talking to a drunk under the local bridge. They would treat you with more respect.

[Tommy TwoTons]

Culture and the 'promise' of a better life. Someone who collects online wives such as he is as cynical as perhaps they might be. Throw in language difficulties and he can convince a woman escaping a life of crap that he's the second coming. But, I'm being cynical, and there's every chance he really loves her (and her predecessors) and she really loves him. Only they really know.

Cynics: we're just accutely tuned to reality.  Heh.

Speaking of language difficulty: did you guys hear the caller who said "how's it going" to him in Russian to which Dames puzzlingly replied "thank you", then stuttered that he is fluent in Mandarin and so is used to speaking *that*.  Wtf?

I recall this phrase from over a decade ago when I had a nice, little old Russian lady for a neighbor- and this guy, who was supposedly a spy, claims to have lived in Russia and has 3 Russian wives doesn't automatically respond to the most basic of greetings?

Lame, Dames.

[Falkie2013]

Just got up and the $noore asked the guy whether bitcoins are physical or not.
I don't know if that was meant as a question anyone would ask, but it seems to me that anyone doing any research on the subject would KNOW they're digital and not real.
I haven't looked at the bitcoin site and I know they're not real coins.
Sheesh.
And he's playing some gawdawful bumper music leading into the phone numbers.
Noory has the musical taste of a slug.

[FallenSeraph]

The one time I called in to art --- no joke --- was to ask if he had the number so I could get ed dames tapes. I didn't have the money, but I sure wanted the number. I was going to save up for them.

I was 12 years old.

Shame indeed.

Wait, so did you get through to ask him that question? 

[tertiaryimam]

Wait, so did you get through to ask him that question? 

Yeah. Art didn't have the number.