RUBNI'S CONSPIRACY RADIO NETWOK - David Rubini

[Jackstar]

{Ms. Maid} says that Pubini smells bad. Literally.

I told him: he was going to have to quit smoking. Simply abstaining for a few days is not "quitting." The chemical additives added to modern cigarettes build up in the body, and take weeks to flush out.

Hehe. "Flush." Heh heh.

[Corona Kitty]

Michael, I thank you for your apology and I accept it gladly. And, may I say... have we not all learned a great deal as a result of these events? No hard feelings, mindslaves.

I'm fine! Thanks for asking.

We've learned many valuable lessons!


#friendship

[Dr. MD MD]

We've learned many valuable lessons!

#friendship

When you say we I can only assume you mean you and your Johns? What lessons did you guys learn?

#MexiMalePro

[Corona Kitty]

Why are you apologizing for Rubini? Are you his agent?

I wasn't apologizing "for him", I was apologizing on my behalf. I did not enjoy the ongoing battle in the slightest. I'm a Jackstar fan.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

You should hear me interviewing tribal elders. It is riveting conversation--I can assure you.

I literally still don't even know what this means. I'm not on the toilet right now--I'm standing up in the kitchen with your little blackjack partner, I was just asking her questions.

But I can go take a long shit now if you like. Once again, I don't really see the point of the whole deal, although I can see how LBJ would have grown to really love this.

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Time passes.

Okay I'm shit posting now. It's squirting out as I say this into The Recognizer. Why is this such a big deal? Is it because you're all routinely constipated? This is a jealousy thing, isn't it? I'm not going to lie colon you people are weird.

You are older than me and I am nowhere near an elder!!!!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I wasn't apologizing "for him", I was apologizing on my behalf. I did not enjoy the ongoing battle in the slightest. I'm a Jackstar fan.

I might just become a fan of yours if you keep this up!

[Dr. MD MD]

You are older than me and I am nowhere near an elder!!!!

Huh...based on the pics I would’ve guessed the opposite.

[Dr. MD MD]

I might just become a fan of yours if you keep this up!

No offense but given you were also a HUGE Rubini fan you might not be the best judge of character.

[Ciardelo]

I might just become a fan of yours if you keep this up!

Are you finding it difficult to find men who can keep it up MeowMix?

[Ciardelo]

No offense but given you were also a HUGE Rubini fan you might not be the best judge of character.

*He's Right You Know.jpg

[Dr. MD MD]

Are you finding it difficult to find men who can keep it up MeowMix?

myke’s very skilled...as a Mexican male prostitute.

[Ciardelo]

myke’s very skilled...as a Mexican male prostitute.

#MexiMalePro

[Dr. MD MD]

*He's Right You Know.jpg

[Corona Kitty]

myke’s very skilled...as a Mexican male prostitute.

You have an overactive imagination. I can admire that.

[Dr. MD MD]

You have an overactive imagination. I can admire that.

Hey, I said you were skilled, didn’t I?  :

[Ciardelo]

Hey, I said you were skilled, didn’t I?  :

HAHAHAHAHA

Sweet Burn!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Are you finding it difficult to find men who can keep it up MeowMix?

LMAO! NO. No pun intended.. geeZ

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Huh...based on the pics I would’ve guessed the opposite.

How old do you think I am?

[Ciardelo]

LMAO! NO. No pun intended.. geeZ

I think Myke just does anal anyway...say...do you do anal?

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Horrified!?

I'm still here. Ms. Maid is horrified.

No
More like hypnotized xoxoxen 😻🦄😻🦄😻

[Dr. MD MD]

How old do you think I am?

Well, I know I’m wrong now but I was thinking 50ish. No big deal. The train only moves one way.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I think Myke just does anal anyway...say...do you do anal?

No. The only anal I have ever been up to is a silly driving game. Every time you see a car on the road you put the word anal in front of it... Funniest name wins. You will laugh for hours.... Some notable mentions, most Ford models are hilarious.... Anal explorer! Anal focus! Anal ranger!
Jeeps also hilarious... Not funny infinities, and bmw... Because boring names that mean nothing.

[Ciardelo]

No. The only anal I have ever been up to is a silly driving game. Every time you see a car on the road you put the word anal in front of it... Funniest name wins. You will laugh for hours.... Some notable mentions, most Ford models are hilarious.... Anal explorer! Anal focus! Anal ranger!
Jeeps also hilarious... Not funny infinities, and bmw... Because boring names that mean nothing.

Probe.

I win.

[Corona Kitty]

I think Myke just does anal anyway...say...do you do anal?

For whatever reason, I can sense a whole lot of sexual tension in the air. (Thread)

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Well, I know I’m wrong now but I was thinking 50ish. No big deal. The train only moves one way.

AYFKM? Most people think I am barely 30! I get shocked expressions when I disclose I have a 21 year old! Curious. That is a shit picture Jack posted on Facebook. I don't think I look old, just a bad angle.. interesting

[Ciardelo]

Now that EVERYBODY has seen your butt MeowMix, don't you think this would be a good time to try anal?

Sex.

I'm talking about ANAL SEX.

[Ciardelo]

For whatever reason, I can sense a whole lot of sexual tension in the air. (Thread)

I bet Myke would do anal with you, Meow.

He likes older women.

[Corona Kitty]

I bet Myke would do anal with you, Meow.

He likes older women.

They didn't call me the milf hunter for nothing.

[Dr. MD MD]

AYFKM? Most people think I am barely 30! I get shocked expressions when I disclose I have a 21 year old! Curious. That is a shit picture Jack posted on Facebook. I don't think I look old, just a bad angle.. interesting

Well, you don’t have a lot of wrinkles on your face but I think under 30 is really pushing the suspension of disbelief. Like I said, no need to have a meltdown. We all get older and the only alternative is still not getting any older and that’s not much fun either.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

I bet Myke would do anal with you, Meow.

He likes older women.

No thanks. Corona is a cutie but not my type.