The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

You're having a homeless woman buy you clothes?

She's also bringing him a complete Thanksgiving dinner and another frozen turkey today.  I'd like to know how she's managing that one.

Tomorrow Kathy brings me turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes and corned beef and cabbage and another frozen turkey, so it won't be too bad.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Times like this and visions you paint, make me very thankful I gave up drinking.

LOL! So you wouldn't want to be part of the bar hopping shenanigans with Gerry and Falkie?

[Inglorious Bitch]

She's also bringing him a complete Thanksgiving dinner and another frozen turkey today.  I'd like to know how she's managing that one.

She's always depended on the kindness of strangers.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So, does that mean that when Falkie's new thermal underwear inevitably become urine soaked, they turn into "collectibles" as well?

Yes, and they'll fetch a handsome price someday at Sotheby's.

[Who]

Tomorrow Kathy brings me turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes and corned beef and cabbage and another frozen turkey, so it won't be too bad.

Will you share it with her or will you eat it all yourself?

[GravitySucks]

She's always depended on the kindness of strangers.

I would love to read the accounts of Kathy force feeding Falkie through the top of his head with a frozen turkey.

[Who]

I would love to read the accounts of Kathy force feeding Falkie through the top of his head with a frozen turkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1akLZkVe4

[Open Lines Gerry]

Oh he's been hitting the bars, alright, but to pick up chicks. Now that he looks 15 years younger with the face lift and has the new sports car he picked up shortly after his operation, there's no stopping him. He told Mrs Gerry it was "brain surgery" and that he has be to out every night between 10-2 for "rehabilitative therapy", but we all know what's really going on. My question is-is he trolling the bars with Falkie as wingman?

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[Northern Nights]

Her singing sounds like a dying moose

Well musical taste is subjective so maybe Kathy can showcase her singing talents on Kathy's Corner sometime. After all that's how Justin Bieber was discovered.

[3OctaveFart]

My Mother was obsessed with this bra business too & bought Kathy two expensive wired bras that Kathy wore to keep peace but that were not very comfortable.
I think in both the case of Patty and my Mother it was and is a case of propriety & some kind of Victorianism come to the fore.

It's mostly a case of supported breasts looking good.
Kathy might look better if she gave it any effort to speak of.

[Roswells, Art]

The bedroom is nominally warmer than the living room but not by much. I had forgotten I can turn on the wall heater in there and will do so the next time I go in there.

Riveting.

[SredniVashtar]

It's mostly a case of supported breasts looking good.

I agree. In Falkie and Her Sweetness you have a pair of tits supported by the American taxpayer and they look pretty good on it. Not to mention any additional charity they can score off random suckers and religious groups.

Kathy might look better if she gave it any effort to speak of.

"Might", "if". There is a lot of bet-hedging going on here. 

She might look better if she took one iota of responsibility for her own life to start with, and not expect everyone else to help her out of all of her self-inflicted troubles. At least, if people did help her, she could have the decency not to bitch about it afterwards. That's what gets me about Falkie: there is nothing that you can do for him that he won't manage to fling back in your face in some way. He has never got beyond the stage of being a petulant child. If I make the mistake of watching part of those god-awful videos, whenever he gets on to bitching about "the haters" telling him to do some quite simple thing to help his own life, he gets a very childish look on his face, and you know he won't do anything if someone else asks it of him, just because he doesn't want to give them the satisfaction.

[b_dubb]

And still Falkie has not learned it is unwise to share deeply personal information with everyone.

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If ( unwise ) {
    doIt();
} else {
shutTheFuckUp();
}


[area51drone]

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If ( unwise ) {
    doIt();
} else {
shutTheFuckUp();
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Bdubb, I think you have found your calling.   Falkie 1.0 is open-source, I assume, here's my addition to the project.   Someone want to post this on github?

switch(person)
{
    case "Sweet Kathy":
               if (annoying) { mood % 2 ? tickle() : hit(); } 
              else { yell(); force(youtube); }
               break;
    case "Ratty Patty":
              fight();
              break;
    default:
              sleep(1000 * 60 * 60 * EIGHT);
} 

if(bored)
{
     PostTo(bellgab);
     PostTo(ownForum);
     for(int i=0;i<blogs.length;i++)
        PostTo(blogs(i));
     foreach (news_site in world_wide_web)
     {
          Read(news_site);
          Note("would make a great breaking-news video");
          string news_article = Copy(news_site);
          Youtube video = Render(news_article);
          Upload(video);
     }
}

[heater]

And still Falkie has not learned it is unwise to share deeply personal information with everyone.

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function b_dubb_code()
{
    If ( unwise ) {
        doIt();
    } else {
     shutTheFuckUp();
    }
}


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// falkieOS v0.10.1
// todo: error checking at later date
// todo: increase memory allocation

var iFucksGiven = 1;

while (iFucksGiven > 0)
{
    b_dubb_code();
    iFucksGiven++;
}




[b_dubb]

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// falkieOS v0.10.1
// todo: error checking at later date
// todo: increase memory allocation

var iFucksGiven = 1;

while (iFucksGiven > 0)
{
    b_dubb_code();
    iFucksGiven++;
}




I don't understand why this page won't load for me

[heater]

Bdubb, I think you have found your calling.   Falkie 1.0 is open-source, I assume, here's my addition to the project.   Someone want to post this on github?

Together we will build the first truly artificial unintellegence.  bdubb is a genius.

[Who]

Well musical taste is subjective so maybe Kathy can showcase her singing talents on Kathy's Corner sometime. After all that's how Justin Bieber was discovered.

I'd rather listen to Kathy sing than Justin Bieber.

[heater]

I don't understand why this page won't load for me

You need more ram and a water cooled cpu.  After you start it up feel free to go grab some coffee and take a nap.

[Laurakinch]

Fuck you bitch.
The stuff in the car is there because I have nowhere to put it until next month but it's not Patty's car to fuck with, it's ours.
And Patty has been told not to move stuff in the car and does it anyway.

Hey dummy remember you've showed us what the interior of your car looks like...it's a fucking dumpster on wheels. Have nowhere to put the "stuff" in your car until next month?  Guess this means you'll be renting another storage unit 80 miles away to house more of your garbage.
Idiot.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LnHVtTyv0

[Inglorious Bitch]

:      

Gerry and Falkie hit the singles bars.



Video later?

[b_dubb]

You need more ram and a water cooled cpu.  After you start it up feel free to go grab some coffee and take a nap.

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I'm ordering a pizza. Binge watching Falling Skies.

[3OctaveFart]

Sredni, it's Black Friday in the colonies. The holiday season has officially begun, the tin cups have been shined to a high gloss and George and Kathy's cottage industry really starts to ramp up. The avarice that is dovetailed into the season goes well with the lifestyles both appear to lead.

[SredniVashtar]

Sredni, it's Black Friday in the colonies. The holiday season has officially begun, the tin cups have been shined to a high gloss and George and Kathy's cottage industry really begins to ramp up.

Believe it or not, we have started to have Black Friday here too in the last few years. How you can do that without having Thanksgiving is something that baffles me, but it's all just another opportunity to wring some cash out the consumer. As for cottage industries - I don't think you should words like "industry" around Senda, as it will make him come over all faint. Surely a man of his girth (even if he does have a bad knee) is ideal casting for Santa in a department store somewhere? And Kathy could be a cheery little Christmas troll elf. I bet that would be like Black Friday for therapists everywhere - just think of the whole generation of traumatised children they could be treating!

[Roswells, Art]

It's times like this I wish I drank more ... :

I wish you drank more too. A LOT more.

[Who]

Good evening, Senda.  You've made it known you're a fan of Donald Trump.  The man speaking in this video is a retired U.S. Air Force Colonel and Vietnam POW.  He's also a Republican.  I realize Colonel Moe lacks your intelligence and distinguished military background but I'd like you to watch this video and tell us what you think.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCQhBYEMRQI

[3OctaveFart]

George's racial open-mindedness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R0za6lHohA

[Falkie2013]

George's racial open-mindedness.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R0za6lHohA

Once again you assume you know me which you don't.
It's NOT racism but a fact.
To assert that blacks who get shot are victims of terrorism is ridiculous.
It's not a logical argument and is specious as well and is done out of emotion and not common sense and is proven by FBI and other statistics.
Blacks commit a disproportionate amount of crimes in this country compared to their segment of their population.
Whites, asians, latinos also get shot by police as well.
Death has NO color.
Neither does people who will deliberately goad police into shooting them as has happened in the past and will happen in the future.
Black cops have shot white victims.
Does that make them black terrorists ?
NO it does not.
Neither are white or asian or latino cops who use their weapons in the line of duty.
This is intimating that any and all cops who shoot black people are terrorists and the unspoken assertion here is that they are all racists as well as that could well be implied and which we have certainly heard with Ferguson Missouri and elsewhere in the past.



In the meanwhile, this event is happening now.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-bxHLvy2P4


http://www.krdo.com/news/breaking-active-shooter-reported-at-planned-parenthood/36684340

http://www.krdo.com/news/live-stream-channel/14776454

http://www.kktv.com/livestream

     


UPDATE: 5:02 p.m.: Mayor John Suther's office has confirmed that the gunman is now in custody.

COLORADO SPRINGS â€" Police have detained one supect following a shooting and standoff at a Planned Parenthood clinic in that spanned five hours.

The suspect, a man, was detained at about 4:50 p.m. The Colorado Springs mayor's office confirmed on Twitter that the suspect was in custody. He was seen being escorted in handcuffs by police out of the clinic.

The shooting injured at least nine people, including at least four police officers, after a gunman walked into a Colorado Springs branch of Planned Parenthood on Friday and began shooting.

Police then entered into a standoff with the shooter. Officers used an armored vehicle to evacuate those trapped inside the building.

[Falkie2013]

She's also bringing him a complete Thanksgiving dinner and another frozen turkey today.  I'd like to know how she's managing that one.

She has bought me one, Halloween shirt so we'd have matching shirts.
Homelessness has nothing to do with it.
I've asked her for a long time to buy me long underwear which she will do today.
I've bought her dozens of things over the years and within a week of when we first met, she had no where to live and that's how she moved in with me the first time.
And she didn't bring me a whole thanksgiving dinner.
Ratty Patty was giving her crap because her daughter was coming over and all guests have to leave when she comes over because the daughter bitches about it and the daughter pays RP's phone and cable bill and Ratty doesn't want to jeopardize that by pissing her daughter off.
Ratty bitched this morning to Kathy after Ratty made fresh cornbread and asked Kathy if she wanted a hot turkey sandwich and when Kathy said no, she said :

" You're a nibbler. I HATE nibblers. "

The Ratty One is making Kathy's life hell.
Now she wants Kathy to make up her bed every morning and I expect she'll want military corners and will bounce a quarter of the blanket.
Those of you who were in the military will understand the reference.
Kathy brought me a frozen turkey and some bread.
The ratty one said she would prepare me food to bring to me last night and didn't do it.
As for how Kathy " managed " it, she carried it out to her car, drove the car here and carried the turkey, the bread and a change of clothes as she has to stay here for the weekend so the daughter can't bitch about her being there as she did the first time Kathy lived there as well.

And inglorious bitch, YOU don't have to live or interact with Kathy and hear her Patty stories.
I do.
STFU.
And don't keep showing the Napa video because no one was hit before, during or after the video as I have said many times.
You don't know me, you don't know Kathy or Patty either.
I've known both of these women for years and have to deal with the drama on a nearly daily basis.
Kathy and I have arguments. She yells too much ( which I have told her to stop doing repeatedly ) and thinks that when I am critical of her ( like today when I told her that one reason I was upset with her when she was living here is that she would get up at 830 or so, take an hour to make breakfast [ and wake me up in the process ] and then spend several hours watching You Tube videos instead of going out and looking for an apartment. ).
She thinks criticism means that someone hates her which is ridiculous.
She does not take criticism well nor does she like to face facts when they are pointed out to her as I did with her watching videos instead of going out.

She did tell me that she is looking for an apartment but gets " its been rented " or " there's a waiting list " and is very frustrated over it and has been calling all over the place.

[cosmic hobo]

Considering the horrible things you have publicly said about and accused Ratty Patty of I can't believe you have the gall to expect to be waited on hand and foot by Ratty Patty.

She probably did a bait and switch with your food to fuck with you. Good one Ratty Patty.

Oh and I'll expect that you'll be wearing those thermal long johns all winter long without bathing. I think the rat urine soaked plushies will smell better come Spring.