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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 06, 2022, 11:53:04 PMThe cranberry sauce better be made with fresh cranberries or I'm going to pitch a fit, you commie douchebag.

I think i am the only japanese girl who prefers canned GoySlop cranberry sauce

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 07, 2022, 12:27:36 AMI think i am the only japanese girl who prefers canned GoySlop cranberry sauce

I have an uncle who is like that, he insists on his own can, also creamed corn instead of gravy on the mashed potatoes.  Very odd man.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 06, 2022, 11:34:51 PMI agree with this.  If we were a family I am pretty sure we would make it through Thanksgiving dinner without too much strife, which is more than can be said for a lot of folks.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 07, 2022, 12:27:36 AMI think i am the only japanese girl who prefers canned GoySlop cranberry sauce

lol

My waifu insists on it.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 06, 2022, 11:34:51 PMI agree with this.  If we were a family I am pretty sure we would make it through Thanksgiving dinner without too much strife, which is more than can be said for a lot of folks.  Sure MDMD would storm out at some point muttering something about penises but he would be back for pie.

But it would have to be a pie that looked like a penis, or you know he'll lose interest.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 07, 2022, 11:04:25 AMBut it would have to be a pie that looked like a penis, or you know he'll lose interest.

Says the guy who literally can't stop mentioning penis. 🙄😆

Quote from: SredniVashtar on November 07, 2022, 11:04:25 AMBut it would have to be a pie that looked like a penis, or you know he'll lose interest.

Funny you should mention, was just thinking of shaping that marzipan-filled sugar-dusted German Christmas bread in a special way this year and calling it "stollen erection"

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2022, 11:51:31 AMFunny you should mention, was just thinking of shaping that marzipan-filled sugar-dusted German Christmas bread in a special way this year and calling it "stollen erection"

+19.5:  that's no joke, you can take that to the bank (less my 25% cut for the Big Dog Hanz II)!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"pate always steps up to the plate!"

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2022, 11:51:31 AMFunny you should mention, was just thinking of shaping that marzipan-filled sugar-dusted German Christmas bread in a special way this year and calling it "stollen erection"

How about bagels too? I can't really think of a reason right now.

Quote from: K_Dubb on November 07, 2022, 11:51:31 AMFunny you should mention, was just thinking of shaping that marzipan-filled sugar-dusted German Christmas bread in a special way this year and calling it "stollen erection"

Ha. It would be better if you also refused to sell them to gay couples. Really cause a glitch in the reporting and headaches for the media puppets. Also use high-fructose corn syrup derived marzipan in the recipe.

How do I insert a tweet here?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 06:05:47 PMHow do I insert a tweet here?

post the twitter link

It should look like this
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1577730467436138524
Sometimes twitter links are lengthened and i think they look something like this
https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1577730467436138524&3634745788458

If the link has the extra shit tacked onto the end of it just get rid of it, i think it starts with an & symbol
&3634745788458

Quote from: Asuka Langley on November 10, 2022, 06:37:16 PMpost the twitter link

It should look like this

Code Select Expand

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1577730467436138524
Sometimes twitter links are lengthened and i think they look something like this

Code Select Expand

https://twitter.com/Twitter/status/1577730467436138524&3634745788458

If the link has the extra shit tacked onto the end of it just get rid of it, i think it starts with an & symbol

Code Select Expand

&3634745788458

When I tried it gave me a 403 error: permission denied. 

test

https://twitter.com/NEMOPHILA_band/status/1578554563451244545

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 06:44:20 PMWhen I tried it gave me a 403 error: permission denied. 

Were you wearing a helmet when you tried that?



If you weren't you might try wearing a helmet on your next attempt.

-p

Quote from: pate on November 10, 2022, 07:08:25 PMWere you wearing a helmet when you tried that?



If you weren't you might try wearing a helmet on your next attempt.

-p

It's all he's got, folks. He's got nowhere else to go.



When will you be on Groyper's panel again?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 07:14:38 PMIt's all he's got, folks. He's got nowhere else to go.



When will you be on Groyper's panel again?

I have never been on his panel.  I did call in one time years ago, however...

-p

Quote from: pate on November 10, 2022, 07:28:25 PMI have never been on his panel.  I did call in one time years ago, however...

-p

Yeah...sure...

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 07:29:21 PMYeah...sure...

What is the nature of the current delusion you are operating under?



Are you wearing your helmet, buddy?

-p

Quote from: pate on November 10, 2022, 07:33:14 PMWhat is the nature of the current delusion you are operating under?



Are you wearing your helmet, buddy?

-p

Well, I was probably the first to figure out that you're just a dick but more recently others, like Roz and Groyp, seem to have come to that conclusion also. It's just kinda gratifying. That's all.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 07:38:34 PMWell, I was probably the first to figure out that you're just a dick but more recently others, like Roz and Groyp, seem to have come to that conclusion also. It's just kinda gratifying. That's all.

I am not really following you, hear?

Could you give me some more information on this pattern that you see?

-p

Quote from: pate on November 10, 2022, 07:48:15 PMI am not really following you, hear?

Could you give me some more information on this pattern that you see?

-p

Sure. Suck it, bitch!   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2022, 07:38:34 PMWell, I was probably the first to figure out that you're just a dick but more recently others, like Roz and Groyp, seem to have come to that conclusion also. It's just kinda gratifying. That's all.

He reminds me of Torgo.

-p

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 10, 2022, 09:14:00 PMHe reminds me of Torgo.

Interesting evidence in the ongoing investigation, perhaps.

Quotehttps://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Torgo

 

Quote from: Laser on November 10, 2022, 11:04:02 PMInteresting evidence in the ongoing investigation, perhaps.

Quotehttps://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Torgo

I was unfamiliar with the "Torgo" reference, thank you Lazar.

I would like to offer some testimony that may (or may not) have bearing on your ongoing IPCC Digital Rape Investigation.

My initial nebulous intent was to evoke a "Falkie-esque" perception of myself, at some subsequent point I decided that the addition of the fictional character Baron Vladimir Harkonnen would be an amusing projection as well.



A combination of the two (in my mind, anyway) seemed to be an appropriate amalgamation to maximize feelings of revulsion, contempt, and even hatred.

I feel I have missed my mark somewhat in this endeavor:  from the article on this "Torgo" character I find that he initially had some sort of benevolent purpose in trying to dissuade the young married lady and her family from staying at the hotel;  a White Knight if you will, but perhaps in the mold of Lancelot who ultimately falls into sin.

Torgo's "Death By Massage" scene sounds sordid, I assume "Manos:  The Hands of Fate" was a Horror movie of sorts?

I would say were the Game either Horseshoes or Hand Grenades it would be "Close Enough" but I had hoped for a "Ringer," alas!

-p