Started by K_Dubb, July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 28, 2022, 07:40:49 AMYou should have tried being more female and asian.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 28, 2022, 09:05:12 AMHe is a well-polished one, kind of disproves the old adage.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 28, 2022, 09:09:07 AMHopefully the scene that ends with you yelling "down, strumpet!"
Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 27, 2022, 07:41:24 AMWell that's nice. The queen always makes sure there's always at least one of her subjects here at all times. Welcome back, Bob. Your posts are above average.Nice to see you two too, Walks and Roy. Now, where is our plague patient WOTR?
Quote from: BobGrau on July 28, 2022, 12:19:20 PMAh, there's that familiar spinal warp of Bellgabian pre-postal tension I've missed...
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 27, 2022, 12:46:07 PMHe might have had another reason but Laura told me he was pissed and said "Why would I want to go eat lunch with someone that called me a Limey Bastard?" She took off work and picked me up at my motel and we had a nice lunch in Sacramento. She's a hoot. I enjoyed meeting up with her. I lost contact with her. I hope they are doing well. I wonder if he ever tried getting his drivers license. He was still afraid to try driving on our side of the road when I met up with her. She worked at the dmv. She could have helped him pass the damn test.
Quote from: paladin1991 on July 28, 2022, 09:04:08 PMI hope theiy are well.
Quote from: ItsOver on July 26, 2022, 08:10:08 PMWho was more insufferable? Shreddmyass or Yorkshire the Pud?
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 26, 2022, 06:32:43 PMI think he might be my new boss at work. My good ole boy, NC native boss just snapped like a twig last week and decided to retire effective the end of July. I guess 43 years was enough. So my new guy is a limey from just outside of London. Snarky son of a gun that as near as I can recall sounds like S.V. did from the Gabcast. Lots of Brits live outside of London, are snarky and sound like S.V. but what threw me was that he said he had a great friend in the Bay Area that was originally from Pittsburgh. Coincidence? I think not......
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:23:57 AMYou still have a job don't you? Despite the awful things you have to do to keep it. I even put the mouthwash on expenses. Always fucking complaining.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:18:58 AMNeedless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PMCome here you lumbering lisping loutyou never sent a pic of Forster's house like you promised either you perfidious rogue
Quote from: Lilith on July 29, 2022, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: Liberace! on July 27, 2022, 12:15:37 PMDid he really refuse? Surely there must have been some other reason.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 30, 2022, 06:10:58 AMI was nervous that you might catch a reflection of me in a window, leading to a masturbatory frenzy among you and others of your kind. It's been as high as 40 Celsius here recently and sightings of me in my sarong have been known to lead to public unrest.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 07:29:39 AMIt was my fondest hope, I am sure. Shall I fly there at once so you can pole me around in one of those flat-bottomed scows in search of a breeze?
Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 30, 2022, 08:07:14 AMJesus Christ, Dubb. This is a family website. Noory's kids might be reading this.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 08:38:12 AMWell certain Eminent Posters have been complaining it has been too nice in here, all the hallooing and good-to-see-ya glad-handing. I believe I have only been wished death once so far since the resurrection, and quite obliquely at that. We need the smell of sweat and blood and urinal cake if we are to keep the people entertained.
Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 30, 2022, 06:14:20 AMGlad you're still around, even though I'd be quite pleased if I heard that most of the rest have been eaten by bears, that pipe-puffing pansy being high on the list. Fingers crossed this remains a Jackstar-free environment.
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 30, 2022, 09:00:18 AMI'll have a Tom Collins and he'll have Tom Collins.
Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 30, 2022, 09:00:25 AMI know! All I've gotten is being the person probably left out in a "it's great to see some of you" comment. That's simply not enough to go all Roswells, Art on their ass. More alcohol might help though.
Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 11:01:42 AM... Maybe I will post my wood-fired pistachio cardamom croissant from the farmers market later and we can bring back Bella haven! ...
Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 27, 2022, 07:41:24 AM...The queen always makes sure there's always at least one of her subjects here at all times...