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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 10:33:57 AMAw that is sweet.  I am sure the stultifying masculine bro-code that prevails here prevents you from lavishing me with the full measure of your affection lest others suspect you are in some way soft, but I have seen through it all along.

I think it may have been in an agreeable little back street bier keller in one of more shall we say 'robust' areas of Heidelberg Southern Germany in 2014, July I believe; when SV and I, engaging in banter with the locals in our native tongue, happened on a technique to give porn star names to several of BG's finest. Obviously we had one or two steins brought to us in the course of the raucous evening by a sweet young gal by the name of Evelyn, and my memory can't fully recollect the list of monikers we came up with as we imbibed. But I think you were K Y jelly dubbadubdub..I added ramrod but SV said it would take too much space on the DVD case notes. Oh happy times.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 04, 2022, 09:28:20 AM

Hehehehehe

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 05, 2022, 03:18:19 PMI think it may have been in an agreeable little back street bier keller in one of more shall we say 'robust' areas of Heidelberg Southern Germany in 2014, July I believe; when SV and I, engaging in banter with the locals in our native tongue, happened on a technique to give porn star names to several of BG's finest. Obviously we had one or two steins brought to us in the course of the raucous evening by a sweet young gal by the name of Evelyn, and my memory can't fully recollect the list of monikers we came up with as we imbibed. But I think you were K Y jelly dubbadubdub..I added ramrod but SV said it would take too much space on the DVD case notes. Oh happy times.

Right, because after all my pitch-perfect poetry, two multi-instrument podcast episodes, deep baking thoughts with references to folklore and history, posts dripping with learned allusions, and the singular effort of holding an entire forum of rabid trumpkins and antivaxxers at bay for a year singlehandedly while you sulked on your hindquarters, all I am to you is the sound of balls on taint 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 11:32:37 PMall I am to you is the sound of balls on taint 

Let's not forget that you're also the judgmental prick who decided it was fine to leave me fucked off for 3 years while you danced around and giggled, thinking you had a great idea in your mind fucking insulating me from fucking reality.

Well it wasn't very good idea. I've gone from being happy and cooperative to pissed off and annoyed and that's on you the whole fucking ticket all of it.

No doubt those Norwegian books will take great care to make sure they leave you with enough money to buy your lutefisk.

Hi, of course, don't give a shit, you have had your chance to be close to me you had your chance be kind to me and you also had your chance to go fuck yourself.

Personally that is something that I can happily leave you with. I am not even mad; you're the one who's
chilling with your homies with a fucking psychotic break in your head, like a fuckin' tickin' fuckin' time bomb.

From what I've seen the psychological battery you're going to be experiencing is not going to be to your liking. I wouldn't know I've never been psychotic so I couldn't tell you.

Thoughts and prayers. Tell anybody you know who knows me that I don't give a fuck they can call me whenever they feel like it I don't want to inflate your fragile ego any further, but you know you really could have made a different choice about 10 minutes ago and now you can't.

Now: THAT IS POWER.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 10:33:57 AMAw that is sweet.  I am sure the stultifying masculine bro-code that prevails here prevents you from lavishing me with the full measure of your affection lest others suspect you are in some way soft, but I have seen through it all along.

You do seem to be very pleased with your new physique, flaunting yourself in these avatars like a common strumpet. At this rate, given five more years of incessant flexing, you might be able to best a 12-year-old girl in an arm-wrestling contest. You go, girl!

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 11:32:37 PMRight, because after all my pitch-perfect poetry, two multi-instrument podcast episodes, deep baking thoughts with references to folklore and history, posts dripping with learned allusions, and the singular effort of holding an entire forum of rabid trumpkins and antivaxxers at bay for a year singlehandedly while you sulked on your hindquarters, all I am to you is the sound of balls on taint 

Yorkie was just biding his time, like Achilles in Troy, waiting for his moment before bursting out and slashing hither and thither with his mighty weapon! I'm not sure who Hector is in this analogy but I'm going with it nevertheless.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 09:38:55 AMYorkie was just biding his time, like Achilles in Troy, waiting for his moment before bursting out and slashing hither and thither with his mighty weapon! I'm not sure who Hector is in this analogy but I'm going with it nevertheless.

I suppose Hector would be me since no one else is going to put on a drag show around here 

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 10:29:40 AMI suppose Hector would be me since no one else is going to put on a drag show around here 

Well, if you want to run round the walls of Troy while Yorkie tries to impale you with his sword that's up to you. I see you more as Thersites, that scabby, annoying little bastard that nobody liked.

Apparently, I'm not alone:

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 10:35:40 AMWell, if you want to run round the walls of Troy while Yorkie tries to impale you with his sword that's up to you. I see you more as Thersites, that scabby, annoying little bastard that nobody liked.

Not a mere sword, but one hewn from  the birth of Stainless steel: Sheffield.

A metalurgical monument of magnificance. A carefully and lovingly created razor sharp extension of the owner's arm and game plan.

I need a lie down now.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 12:57:44 PM

Doesn't look as if he's hiding to me...

Trump on the otherhand...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 13, 2022, 07:23:07 PMDoesn't look as if he's hiding to me...

Trump on the otherhand...

Even the title informs you that he's hiding ARMS SALES! Understand now, gramps?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:24:53 PMEven the title informs you that he's hiding ARMS SALES! Understand now, gramps?

Doesn't look as if he's hiding his arms to me...

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 13, 2022, 07:45:07 PMDoesn't look as if he's hiding his arms to me...

Hilarious! Now, if you could just somehow tie it back to Trump?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:24:53 PMEven the title informs you that he's hiding ARMS SALES! Understand now, gramps?

I'm embarrassed for you, no really. A Brit having to tell you how things work in the US legislature. 

Only Congress can approve arms sales..and no, not just a simple majority, or with the VP's casting vote.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 13, 2022, 07:50:25 PMI'm embarrassed for you, no really. A Brit having to tell you how things work in the US legislature. 

Only Congress can approve arms sales..and no, not just a simple majority, or with the VP's casting vote.

If you had watched the video you would know that they just voted to not have to report on global arms sales anymore, you uninformed moron.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:52:10 PMIf you had watched the video you would know that they just voted to not have to report on global arms sales anymore, you uninformed moron.

Because a video said so?

Oh fuck, you guilable twat!   

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 13, 2022, 07:53:28 PMBecause a video said so?

Oh fuck, you guilable twat!   

Because you said so?

Oh, fuck, you even more guilable twat!   

P.S. When pud is trying to dis a vid you know it's probably one you should watch. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:54:56 PMBecauee you said so?

Oh, fuck, you even more guilable twat!   

Hey, roll with it barbie, if it keeps your rage going...have it.

If you post a video to say we'll get hit by another planet in 2012: spoiler alert, it didn't happen either.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 13, 2022, 07:58:12 PMHey, roll with it barbie, if it keeps your rage going...have it.

If you post a video to say we'll get hit by another planet in 2012: spoiler alert, it didn't happen either.

Are you on drugs tonight or something? Did Laura finally leave you? What's up?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:54:56 PMBecause you said so?

Oh, fuck, you even more guilable twat!   

P.S. When pud is trying to dis a vid you know it's probably one you should watch. 

The really funny thing is that Jimmy Dore is a progressive liberal, just like pud claims to be and yet pud despises him. Weird, no?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 07:54:56 PMBecause you said so?

Oh, fuck, you even more guilable twat!   

P.S. When pud is trying to dis a vid you know it's probably one you should watch. 

Ok I watched it.  It's typical snide shit-stirring without context.  As you might guess, the Defense Authorization Act is passed by Congress, so you can blame Congress.  It was introduced by Florida Senator Rick Scott who Trumpykins wanted to take over for Turtle, and passed the Senate unanimously, even the trumpiest of trumpkins voted for it.  If you check the House votes, only 70 voted against and nays included AOC and Nadler and Rashida Tlaib and all the people you hate.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 08:07:14 PMOk I watched it.  It's typical snide shit-stirring without context.  As you might guess, the Defense Authorization Act is passed by Congress, so you can blame Congress.  It was introduced by Florida Senator Rick Scott who Trumpykins wanted to take over for Turtle, and passed the Senate unanimously, even the trumpiest of trumpkins voted for it.  If you check the House votes, only 70 voted against and nays included AOC and Nadler and Rashida Tlaib and all the people you hate.

Your making my point for me. Everything is Trump to pud regardless of whether it actually is or not because he (and you) have TDS. Own it.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 08:10:06 PMYour making my point for me. Everything is Trump to pud regardless of whether it actually is or not because he (and you) have TDS. Own it.

No you missed the point.  A major trumpkin introduced the bill responsible for this and they all voted for it and somehow you blame Joe Brandon by posting in in the Joe Brandon thread making like Joe Brandon is hiding stuff.  I am no fan of Joe Brandon but that is just lazy and sloppy.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 08:17:01 PMNo you missed the point.  A major trumpkin introduced the bill responsible for this and they all voted for it and somehow you blame Joe Brandon by posting in in the Joe Brandon thread making like Joe Brandon is hiding stuff.  I am no fan of Joe Brandon but that is just lazy and sloppy.

He's complicit. Did you actually watch the vid?!

Maybe everyone of your posts from now on should just be: Trump bad. Fucking idiot.🙄

I'm just going to keep posting vid after vid and watch you stupid fuckers respond to the titles. That shit's funny to me. It's funny how lazy people are now that not only won't they read anything too long but they won't even watch a fucking video anymore but just read the title, make up their own story in their head and then respond to that. Talk about an echo chamber.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 08:19:51 PMHe's complicit. Did you actually watch the vid?!

Maybe everyone of your posts from now on should just be: Trump bad. Fucking idiot.🙄

Of course he is complicit, he signed it.  But the pres does not get to change stuff like this without Congress and all the trumpkins voted for it so it must not have been a big deal to the trumpykins idk sounds like shit-stirring to me 🤷