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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

Bart Ell

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 11, 2018, 03:22:11 PM
Ok, you're not her then.
She had a very similar online personality.
We had a lot of fun back in the day.
Not sure where she is now.

Do you have a crawlspace?
My Bart Bucks would be on her being in your crawlspace.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 11, 2018, 03:16:38 PM
;D

He loves ZZ Top 😂

Now you really remind me of her. 
Her favorite band was ZZ Top.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 69CheckMate on May 11, 2018, 03:26:28 PM
Oh, PENS!
Whew! Thought you said something else.  😉


Hmmm...could survival penises really become a big thing? ???

GravitySucks

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 11, 2018, 03:12:06 PM
You don't happen to live in Texas, do you?
You remind me of an old friend.

Who you callin old, boy???

Bonanza Pilot

I just re-subscribed to MITD. I have only caught the last part of the first show and the tail end of the Gilliland show. Looking forward to catching up while I work on my PC computer.

69CheckMate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 11, 2018, 03:28:07 PM

Hmmm...could survival penises really become a big thing? ???

Pull handle in Emergency.

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 11, 2018, 03:23:32 PM
Do you have a crawlspace?
My Bart Bucks would be on her being in your crawlspace.

Nope, no crawlspace
I would never hide her
in my crawlspace.
What with the worms
and roaches.

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 11, 2018, 01:21:01 PM
LMAO!!!

Be careful , I was selling art bell shirts on here way back and everyone fave me shit for it.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 11, 2018, 03:28:15 PM
Who you callin old, boy???

I'm thinking of a female friend, lol
Of course, you came out as a girl
recently, right? :P
Who knows!

Kolchak

A Heater Wad fan attempts to figure out what "8:30 PM Pacific time" means:



He's 8 hours ahead.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 69CheckMate on May 11, 2018, 03:30:17 PM
Pull handle in Emergency.

Exactly! We need to define just what the concept of a survival penis is before we can know how marketable it is. ;)

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 11, 2018, 03:32:59 PM
I'm thinking of a female friend, lol
Of course, you came out as a girl
recently, right? :P
Who knows!

Michael has a really unfeminine voice. I can't fap to that.

Bart Ell

Quote from: Bonanza Pilot on May 11, 2018, 03:28:19 PM
while I work on my PC computer.

It doesn't swear and hates porn?

Bart Ell

Quote from: Bobbysaltereg0 on May 11, 2018, 03:32:51 PM
Be careful , I was selling art bell shirts on here way back and everyone fave me shit for it.

Did you have a #legacy?
No, you didn't.

Quote from: Bobbysaltereg0 on May 11, 2018, 03:32:51 PM
Be careful , I was selling art bell shirts on here way back and everyone fave me shit for it.

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 11, 2018, 03:36:22 PM
Did you have a #legacy?
No, you didn't.

Touché

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 11, 2018, 03:28:07 PM

Hmmm...could survival penises really become a big thing? ???

LOL! That doesn't work for PBS, though.  :P

GravitySucks

Quote from: Kolchak on May 11, 2018, 03:32:59 PM
A Heater Wad fan attempts to figure out what "8:30 PM Pacific time" means:



He's 8 hours ahead.

It means it’s 19.5 somewhere

Zenman

Quote from: Kolchak on May 11, 2018, 03:17:53 PM
I detect some slurring.

Maybe that's his normal speaking voice. Don't know. Weird and wild stuff tho, eh?

Tinfoil_Helm

Just stop for a second and remind yourself that it was Heather who was running around smearing ANYONE who talked about Art after his obit was posted by newspapers.  It's beyond insane.  This is her last desperate attempt to cling to Art's revenue stream.

She'll be back working as a streetwalker by Summertime and all the Heather loyalists can finally realize their gross dreams.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: bellNwhistle on May 11, 2018, 03:41:02 PM
LOL! That doesn't work for PBS, though.  :P
Exactly! Thanks Bells. Considering I recently got asked for tit pics a good reminder is in order.
#penisisnotforme

Bonanza Pilot

Quote from: Bart Ell on May 11, 2018, 03:35:40 PM
It doesn't swear and hates porn?

Wrong on both counts. My PC computer can ED-209 some porn.

HumanBeing

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 11, 2018, 03:53:28 PM
Exactly! Thanks Bells. Considering I recently got asked for tit pics a good reminder is in order.
#penisisnotforme

#MeToo


Sean92008

Quote from: 21st Century Man on May 11, 2018, 03:12:06 PM
You don't happen to live in Texas, do you?
You remind me of an old friend.
Get a room already...  Better yet, get a trailer home cuckshed about 85' away.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ponyboysunset on May 11, 2018, 03:53:28 PM
Exactly! Thanks Bells. Considering I recently got asked for tit pics a good reminder is in order.
#penisisnotforme

I get asked for them too..



ponyboysunset

Quote from: Sean92008 on May 11, 2018, 03:56:50 PM
Get a room already...  Better yet, get a trailer home cuckshed about 85' away.
Fucking classic.


Friday

Bitch can't even get Vara's name right in her Facebook post. What a ding dong.

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