George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Eddie Coyle]

I doubt that C2C was classy enough ever to have on Rev. Shuttlesworth or Steve Jobs or even Burt Jansch. 

     I'd give a king's ransom to hear Noory attempt to pronounce Jansch or even Pentangle.

[fabucat]

Of course Turdlock -- as I believe I shall refer to him with affection -- went into his usual pissy rant about government -- it's to blame for everything!

I hate Turdlock (great nickname BTW).  Then again, there might be people here who dig him.  Turdlock, however, is a very angry man.  I recall that either he or Gerald Celente went on a psychotic rant because Obama wore flip-flops.  On his vacation.  In Hawaii. 

OK Obama has given conservatives lots of reasons to hate him.  I get it.  He's gotten liberals pissed off sometimes too, believe me.  But screaming about Obama wearing flip-flops? 

Turdlock or Caliente thought that flip-flops were unpresidential.  Hey Bush farted in front of a bunch of interns and then they all laughed together.  Did I get all worked up about that?  No way.  I actually thought that it was kind of funny myself. 

[fabucat]

Don't worry: Am back to hating Georgie again, because last night his topic was people on Prozac or anti-depressants who KILL. 

If SSRIs make people KILL, then I'd be like that Norwegian dude who shot up the socialist kids camp because I've taken tons.  So have lots of others on this list. 

It's hard to correlate anti-depressants to murder or suicide, considering that just about all people who take them have mental health issues, some great, some small.  So who knows?  Maybe they just weren't taking enough meds?

[999]

Dr. Doom (Major Ed Dames) is back on c2c tonight, probably with updates on his coming solar killshot... 

Tempted to try to listen tonight & also to Nancy Lieder next week (Tues) but I know I won't be able to stomach Noory for too long.

[EastCoastLady]

I cannot tell you how many IT workers I know who have lost their jobs because their employers prefer to ship 'em to India, where they work for pennies.

I can attest to that.  My hubby, a senior DBA, worked w/same corp for 13 yrs. They are 3rd largest in the industry.  I told him 2 yrs ago they're going to try leverage buyout or sale. I follow the co. stock, press releases, dial into stock holder conf. calls. They are now taking the entire operation to an office complex IN INDIA.  He'll be unemployed by end of next 2012 if not by end of 1st qtr 2012.

At my urging, he asked for a retention bonus & a raise when we learned of the India complex. He has a ton of proprietary knowledge that the new execs & managers don't.  He literally had them by the gonads & guess what -- they said no!  I was furious & sent his resume to head hunters & personally applied on his behalf for various dba positions online. 3 companies showed interest over an 8 month period.  He was offered a position for 3k less but his commute went from 2.5 hrs a day to 40 mins. I KNOW, SO WORTH IT RIGHT?  After he started his new job, w/in 2 wks the old company called & offered him everything we initially requested & some additional perks.  He went back to sellout co. & is literally training the people who will be taking his job from him.  Needless to say he's in the dog house at home. The point being: tech jobs are not bullet proof.

[Rico999]

This poor schmo Battros must be paying George off.  It has to be that -- I can't think of any reason anyone would want this goon on their show night after night unless they were getting a kickback.   He not only doesn't make any sense -- he can't explain at all what he isn't making sense about -- or something like that.  It's a truly unfortunate situation.    Maybe it'd be helpful if someone told Battros that he sounds like a lunatic.

I don't think I'm gonna stay up to hear George put Ed Dames "feet to the fire," though.

[Rico999]

But can you imagine Noory telling Steve Quayle: "Steve, Steve, steve, my man. Shut the fuck up for one second.  Just one little second.  Baby steps."

He might have to catch Quayle coming off the Red Bull and crank binge he gets into before he comes on the air to get a word in edgewise (aside from the interruption he gives him when the show breaks).  Hey, imagine Quayle talking at about 1/4 speed.  Now that'd be FUNNY.

[General Johnson Jameson]

schmo

You should get something extra for using that word and combining it with Noory, Quayle, and methamphetamine binge. 

[Rico999]

You should get something extra for using that word and combining it with Noory, Quayle, and methamphetamine binge. 

Heh, heh.  It could've been shlmiel or even shnook -- both fit pretty well, too.  Oh hell, make it all three.

The mind boggles with the idea of George getting cranked up before a show.  Maybe that's the reason for the one startled eyebrow and the heavy dark circles and bags under his eyes.   Can you imagine Jorch running off at the mouth like Quayle??  It'd be a non sequitur a minute -- they'd have to pull him off the mic!  And, it'd definitely screw up his P90X program.  Tweakers ain't "buff."

Speaking of tweakers, It wouldn't surprise me if Quayle has to have a Red Bull or Rockstar IV to keep him jabbering at top speed during an interview.  A little "boost" if you will.   You can tell he's "spitting cotton," though, toward the end of an hour as he never takes time to hydrate.

I wanna hear Phil Hendrie do "Jorch" doing an interview with Quayle!

[Morgus]

Here is Dr. Doom, Ed Dames on the air now.
He is giving updates on his solar killshot saying he is now making preparations to move to a safer location, its coming soon he says with the recent major solar eruptions starting...

[General Johnson Jameson]

Has he said anything about his Ukranian wife Morgus?

[Morgus]

Has he said anything about his Ukranian wife Morgus?

Dames mentioned his fiance's father (soon to be father-in-law) an ex-Soviet submarine officer.
He hasn't married his Ukranian fiance yet, but plans to move there soon and is now talking about the mad-max world coming soon with billions dying from lack of food & water, and extreme weather.

[General Johnson Jameson]

Thanks. Wonder if the future father-inlaw and Dr. Doom have any interesting chats.

[Morgus]

Ed Dames is now telling of years ago he RVed the global financial meltdown, martial law in the USA, and a global pandemic - all coming over the next few years...

[valdez]

Here is Dr. Doom, Ed Dames on the air now...

Ed Dames is now telling of years ago he RVed the global financial meltdown, martial law in the USA, and a global pandemic - all coming over the next few years...

     I thought Lamont Wood was interesting. Ed Dames' voice has always made up for his madness; soft and calm.  But tonight he was agitated and I think I heard a slight speech impediment.  George asked Ed if he had heard that the Japanese earthquake had caused the earth to "loose gravity."  Ed said he'd not heard about that.  Neither have I.  I think gravity is based on mass and a nice chunk of the earth would have had to go flying into space to effect our gravity.  I could be wrong.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

What I can never understand is why Ed Dames predicts all this horrible future stuff when he already says that we will be hit by the kill shot from the sun.  That should finish off most of us and if we are lucky, we will be vaporized.  Better that than living to face all of the extra tortures.
Among his predictions were: 
Martial law within two years for the United States. 
The FEMA camps are real and most of us will be in one soon.
He doubts that we will ever have another Presidential election.
At least 2 billion people will be eliminated from the world population in the next twenty years.
Israel to be surrounded by enemies and possibly will detonate a doomsday bomb to end it all.
Global financial meltdown with the reestablishment of the  German Deutchsmark, $2000 per ounce Gold, and the coming of the Mad Max scenario to a neighborhood near you.
And of course, the infamous kill shot from the sun which will cause the Earth to become a spinning rotisserie.
He also mused that he and George probably would not be having many more shows and that he was quite distressed by the evil that he saw coming.  (Hopefully he is correct that George will not be on air much longer.)

As I said, if we are lucky enough to be hit by the kill shot, we get to miss out on all that other misery.

[fysisist]

Dames has been making the same noise for about 15 yrs now, only the details change.  You can go back to the mid - late 90's shows with Art Bell.  We should mostly all be dead, broke, locked up, radiated, flooded, or ______ (insert natural disaster of your choosing here) by now.  I'd really like to hear a compilation of Dame's "predictions" since the first time he came on C2C. 

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Dames has been making the same noise for about 15 yrs now, only the details change.  You can go back to the mid - late 90's shows with Art Bell.  We should mostly all be dead, broke, locked up, radiated, flooded, or ______ (insert natural disaster of your choosing here) by now.  I'd really like to hear a compilation of Dame's "predictions" since the first time he came on C2C.

Ha Ha fysisist  Your Ed Grimley "Doomed as doomed can be" fits perfectly with an Ed Dames show.  I remember listening attentively when Dames first starting appearing with Art.  Now I just get big laughs everytime he predicts something.  It is sort of like reading a comic book (like the picture posted above by Morgus).

[Gassy Man]

 

I hate Turdlock (great nickname BTW).  Then again, there might be people here who dig him.  Turdlock, however, is a very angry man.  I recall that either he or Gerald Celente went on a psychotic rant because Obama wore flip-flops.  On his vacation.  In Hawaii. 

OK Obama has given conservatives lots of reasons to hate him.  I get it.  He's gotten liberals pissed off sometimes too, believe me.  But screaming about Obama wearing flip-flops? 

Turdlock or Caliente thought that flip-flops were unpresidential.  Hey Bush farted in front of a bunch of interns and then they all laughed together.  Did I get all worked up about that?  No way.  I actually thought that it was kind of funny myself.

I think Fabucat is one of the best screen names I've ever seen -- kudos. 

The funny thing about Caliente (good!) is that at least he makes some shred of sense . . . Turdlock just whines and complains, insulting government workers and making it sound like the private-sector is government's bitch-boy or something -- hey, Turdlock, more than 90 percent of private-sector businesses fail, bilking creditors and leaving investors with nothing to show for their faith except an empty balance sheet, and all the while parasites like Turdlock who broker those shares make a profit regardless . . .

[Gassy Man]

     I thought Lamont Wood was interesting. Ed Dames' voice has always made up for his madness; soft and calm.  But tonight he was agitated and I think I heard a slight speech impediment.  George asked Ed if he had heard that the Japanese earthquake had caused the earth to "loose gravity."  Ed said he'd not heard about that.  Neither have I.  I think gravity is based on mass and a nice chunk of the earth would have had to go flying into space to effect our gravity.  I could be wrong.

Stop bringing science and reason into the discussion, please.

[Frys Girl]

I can attest to that.  My hubby, a senior DBA, worked w/same corp for 13 yrs. They are 3rd largest in the industry.  I told him 2 yrs ago they're going to try leverage buyout or sale. I follow the co. stock, press releases, dial into stock holder conf. calls. They are now taking the entire operation to an office complex IN INDIA.  He'll be unemployed by end of next 2012 if not by end of 1st qtr 2012.

At my urging, he asked for a retention bonus & a raise when we learned of the India complex. He has a ton of proprietary knowledge that the new execs & managers don't.  He literally had them by the gonads & guess what -- they said no!  I was furious & sent his resume to head hunters & personally applied on his behalf for various dba positions online. 3 companies showed interest over an 8 month period.  He was offered a position for 3k less but his commute went from 2.5 hrs a day to 40 mins. I KNOW, SO WORTH IT RIGHT?  After he started his new job, w/in 2 wks the old company called & offered him everything we initially requested & some additional perks.  He went back to sellout co. & is literally training the people who will be taking his job from him.  Needless to say he's in the dog house at home. The point being: tech jobs are not bullet proof.

I really appreciate your sharing this story. Nothing is bulletproof.

[Frys Girl]

Ed Dames is now telling of years ago he RVed the global financial meltdown, martial law in the USA, and a global pandemic - all coming over the next few years...

He said that twenty years ago on Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell, he, Ed Dames, predicted the financial meltdown. Give me a break. This guy is a complete turd covered in more, fresh turd.

[rangers1919]

What I can never understand is why Ed Dames predicts all this horrible future stuff when he already says that we will be hit by the kill shot from the sun.  That should finish off most of us and if we are lucky, we will be vaporized.  Better that than living to face all of the extra tortures.
Among his predictions were: 
Martial law within two years for the United States. 
The FEMA camps are real and most of us will be in one soon.
He doubts that we will ever have another Presidential election.
At least 2 billion people will be eliminated from the world population in the next twenty years.
Israel to be surrounded by enemies and possibly will detonate a doomsday bomb to end it all.
Global financial meltdown with the reestablishment of the  German Deutchsmark, $2000 per ounce Gold, and the coming of the Mad Max scenario to a neighborhood near you.
And of course, the infamous kill shot from the sun which will cause the Earth to become a spinning rotisserie.
He also mused that he and George probably would not be having many more shows and that he was quite distressed by the evil that he saw coming.  (Hopefully he is correct that George will not be on air much longer.)

As I said, if we are lucky enough to be hit by the kill shot, we get to miss out on all that other misery.

You also forgot when a caller asked whether there would be a massive pole shift of the earth and he said yes. His off the top of his head prediction was something like a 15 degree shift of the entire earth. So basically Alaska could shift up and become the new North Pole depending on the direction.

I just laughed, turned it off and remembered the post on the Guests forum titled, "No shame Ed Dames."

He wasn't as good, and I use that term very loosely, as he usually is. Generally he will be uninterrupted and just go deeper and deeper into the b.s., but George was stopping him this time. I would like a guest host that knows he is completely full of it to see how deep he can go.

[Flaxen Hegemony]

Don't worry: Am back to hating Georgie again, because last night his topic was people on Prozac or anti-depressants who KILL. 

Thank heavens, Fab.  I enjoy your posts and you're witty and smart,  But the minute you start talking about left and right politics, I tune you out, hon. 

If SSRIs make people KILL, then I'd be like that Norwegian dude who shot up the socialist kids camp because I've taken tons.  So have lots of others on this list. 

I won't touch the things.  I've never been depressed or anxious in my life, but still twice the doc pushed these things on me, both times because I had an elevated pulse rate!  The first was Paxil.  Took it two night, and woke up with my legs vibrating like a blender. No thanks.  A few years later, a different doc gave me Effexor.  After three days of taking it, I remember thinking a particular CD I had was evil, and that I had to break it into small pieces so it wouldn't re-constitute itself.  The hilarious part was that I realized it was completely irrational, but just kept on breaking the CD.  Flushed the rest down the toilet.

Despite my stories, I have seen these things help people.  An ex-GF swore by Cymbalta and said it changed her life.  Hey, when someone says that, and the medication isn't harming them physically, good for them.

It's hard to correlate anti-depressants to murder or suicide, considering that just about all people who take them have mental health issues, some great, some small.  So who knows?  Maybe they just weren't taking enough meds?

Perhaps.  I'm not that kind of doctor, and can't prescribe this stuff, but I've always though that Americans at least are over-medicated.  I 'm not saying that I agree with the argument that these things cause someone to do horrible things, but one of the more convincing lines of reasoning has been the notion that:  A) doing terrible things tends to CAUSE guilt, depression, anxiety and all sorts of psychologically bad feelings.  B)  this isn't abnormal, because avoiding these bad feelings is what causes us not to do terrible things! and C) when we give out meds that reduce or eliminate these bad feelings, the psychological tension of doing something wrong is gone, and we might do something we wouldn't normally do.  Like I said, not sure i buy it, but interesting line of reasoning.

[Morgus]

He said that twenty years ago on Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell, he, Ed Dames, predicted the financial meltdown. Give me a break. This guy is a complete turd covered in more, fresh turd.

not quite. dames yesterday told noory he has been on c2c for 15 years now.
but since he doesn't put an exact date, the predictions are still out there. could happen next year or the year after that he said...

[fabucat]

Dames mentioned his fiance's father (soon to be father-in-law) an ex-Soviet submarine officer.
He hasn't married his Ukranian fiance yet, but plans to move there soon and is now talking about the mad-max world coming soon with billions dying from lack of food & water, and extreme weather.

UH-OH.  Dr. Doom is gonna have several new reasons to be pessimistic.  This free white American male is gonna be in a world of hurt, with a Russian wife, a daughter of an Army officer no less.  (I'm half Eastern European and those women are hardly submissive).

Man is there gonna be some ball busting in the Dames homestead.  Then again she'll make him unload some of his excess BS.

[Flaxen Hegemony]

Dames mentioned his fiance's father (soon to be father-in-law) an ex-Soviet submarine officer.
He hasn't married his Ukranian fiance yet, but plans to move there soon and is now talking about the mad-max world coming soon with billions dying from lack of food & water, and extreme weather.

Wait a minute... is this the same chick he was engaged to in that photo taken circa 2006?  They've been together at least five years, but how long engaged? And he now plans to move there?  My my, someone's balls are in a vice.  I can't understand what she would gain by cracking the nuts of an American who is himself a nut.

I bet this is all some sort of cover operation a la Steve Quayle.  The relationship with Ed is just a sham, and his nonsense serves as a useful distraction from her being a military-grade sniper.  Actually, that would be kinda hot.
 

[General Johnson Jameson]

Paddy wattah...George Noory, you get paddy wattah. Dirty VC.

[WOTR]

It is official: After three days discussing waste and recycling I can now pronounce C2C as toxic waste with some authority.

While he has managed to demolish the show that Art built, it is not fit for inclusion with construction and demolition waste.  Even though many topics reek of decomposing organics it will never become compost worthy of supporting life.  His ability to host may remind you of human excrement, but there are standards as to what you can send to the treatment plants as they eventually have to release it to the watershed.  What that man produces night after night should require every radio to sport hazardous materials placards and come with an MSDS making it ineligible for the general waste stream.  The only option is treatment at an industrial waste site or burial alongside spent fuel rods from reactors.

George has reduced my will to listen, reuses stories / guests and likely even recycles his cue cards in addition to his shows on nights he wishes to pay "tribute" to others.  Having said that, he won't be winning any awards for stewardship any time soon.

[Morgus]

noory revealed tonight as a kid on halloween he dressed up as zorro and one year as Dr. Morgus