George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

And the thing about it is, is that we’d all be unconscious by the end of the first hour.

One would likely be unconscious if one attempted to just mimic Quayle's breathless speaking style. Maybe he talks in one of those oxygen chambers so less need to breath?

[Jojo]

Just catching up. It’s a good thing Tommee was born in LA so he knows where places, such as hospitals, are.

Tom try to get some daylight and fresh air every day!

Did his investigative reporter rip him up last night?  "George, Do you think?" so sweetly stated...

[albrecht]

Tom try to get some daylight and fresh air every day!

Did his investigative reporter rip him up last night?  "George, Do you think?" so sweetly stated...

She knows how to placate Norry and politely ignores when he asks question or makes comment that she, or recorded guest, had already answered- at length. Quayle also just keeps talking when clearly Norry is not listening and chimes in with a question/comment that was previously mentioned. Last night's so was epic because Norry not paying attention, guest who handle it, and stroking his ego by listening to the same Norry stories and the usual hate for callers.

[NoMoreNoory]

Pushing his CBD oil, Joorch asks “How often do you say ‘I slept horrible last night’?” Speaking personally, Joorch, I have never said this, and never will, no matter how horrible my night may have been, because I have a basic grasp of English grammar.

[Jojo]

She knows how to placate Norry and politely ignores when he asks question or makes comment that she, or recorded guest, had already answered- at length. Quayle also just keeps talking when clearly Norry is not listening and chimes in with a question/comment that was previously mentioned. Last night's so was epic because Norry not paying attention, guest who handle it, and stroking his ego by listening to the same Norry stories and the usual hate for callers.

Very encapsulated description!

Tonight, when George uttered an inanity, the first guest showed a reaction and said, "That's to say the least!"   Good he called George on being superficial.  I've never figured out why George is so superficial.  He obviously cares about the issues and people of these genres.  Yet he stays ultra superficial.  Maybe it's a comfort zone thing.

But yes, Cheryll is great!  She could lead a swimmer to the dessert and they would thank her!

[CronkitesGhost]

fuck, I forgot Quayle was going to be on. I love listening to that stream of unconscious nuttery. He should have his own show.

anywhere to get Coast archives other than the paid Coast fan club thing?

I'd join the George Noory Fan Club if they had a sense of humor and did it up real retro like you were joining the Roy Rogers fan club in 1952.

SEND JUST $3.99 TO NORRYCO, P.O. BOX 207 ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI TODAY AND GET YOUR OFFICIAL GEORGE NOORY FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIP CARD SIGNED BY GEORGE!
PLUS A JET BLACK TOUPEE MADE WITH REAL HAIR AND AN AUTHENTIC MICROPHONE THAT REALLY WORKS!
AS A BONUS YOU WILL GET GEORGE'S 10 STEP GUIDE TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL RADIO BROADCASTER AND A TRIAL SIZE BOTTLE OF SUPERBEETS!
INCREDIBLE VALUE! WE ACCEPT CASH, CERTIFIED CHECKS AND MONEY ORDERS!
DON'T DELAY BECOME A GEORGE NORRY INSIDER TODAY! ALLOW 4 TO 6 WEEKS OR NEVER FOR DELIVERY.

[expat]

anywhere to get Coast archives other than the paid Coast fan club thing?

http://zfirelight.blogspot.com/

Not updated every day, you may have to wait a day or so..

[Dr. MD MD]

fuck, I forgot Quayle was going to be on. I love listening to that stream of unconscious nuttery. He should have his own show.

anywhere to get Coast archives other than the paid Coast fan club thing?

I'd join the George Noory Fan Club if they had a sense of humor and did it up real retro like you were joining the Roy Rogers fan club in 1952.

SEND JUST $3.99 TO NORRYCO, P.O. BOX 207 ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI TODAY AND GET YOUR OFFICIAL GEORGE NOORY FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIP CARD SIGNED BY GEORGE!
PLUS A JET BLACK TOUPEE MADE WITH REAL HAIR AND AN AUTHENTIC MICROPHONE THAT REALLY WORKS!
AS A BONUS YOU WILL GET GEORGE'S 10 STEP GUIDE TO BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL RADIO BROADCASTER AND A TRIAL SIZE BOTTLE OF SUPERBEETS!
INCREDIBLE VALUE! WE ACCEPT CASH, CERTIFIED CHECKS AND MONEY ORDERS!
DON'T DELAY BECOME A GEORGE NORRY INSIDER TODAY! ALLOW 4 TO 6 WEEKS OR NEVER FOR DELIVERY.

Maybe a decoder ring? Everytime George says something stupid you could use the ring to decode it and discover that he was really saying something witty and intelligent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

[aldousburbank]

Pushing his CBD oil, Joorch asks “How often do you say ‘I slept horrible last night’?” Speaking personally, Joorch, I have never said this, and never will, no matter how horrible my night may have been, because I have a basic grasp of English grammar.

I slept whoreable last night.

[CronkitesGhost]

I miss that old batty Linda Moulton Howe. She was replaced by somebody younger by Jorch?

Loved her Coast installments, it was if you were right there with her in a dark closet interviewing whistle blowers with your cassette tape recorder vintage 1966.

Linda Moulton Howe: Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins you were stationed at Laughlin Air Force Base. That is correct?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Yes I was stationed there in 1982.

Linda Moulton Howe: And can you tell me where Laughlin Air Force Base is located?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: It is located in Texas.

Linda Moulton Howe: That is valuable information.

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: I don't know why.

Linda Moulton Howe: Yes exactly the point. There are so many things going on that the American public doesn't know why are happening.

Linda Moulton Howe: Now let's move on to the events that took place at Laughlin Air Force Base on August 19th of 1982.

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Yes ma'am.

Linda Moulton Howe: On August 19th of 1982 two eyewitnesses saw something strange that occurred very late in the evening. A large military truck was seen being loaded with large containers and left the base on its way to an unknown destination. Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins what do you know about what may have happened?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Actually I do remember something, I believe that was actually food in those containers. We had .....

Linda Moulton Howe: Food. What kind of food if you recall?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: I seem to remember we had been sent a large amount of meat, there had been a mistake and the base had a large surplus of meat on its hands.

Linda Moulton Howe: Meat you say. What kind of meat Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Well this is the military. A lot of that stuff we simply called 'mystery meat', it came in large cans we didn't know what kind of meat really.

Linda Moulton Howe: Mystery meat. I see. I am going to ask you to answer this with as much accuracy and clarity as possible, I know it's a long time ago. Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins could this mystery meat in reality have been the brains removed from the corpses of extra-terrestrials?

[Uncle Duke]

I miss that old batty Linda Moulton Howe. She was replaced by somebody younger by Jorch?

Loved her Coast installments, it was if you were right there with her in a dark closet interviewing whistle blowers with your cassette tape recorder vintage 1966.

Linda Moulton Howe: Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins you were stationed at Laughlin Air Force Base. That is correct?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Yes I was stationed there in 1982.

Linda Moulton Howe: And can you tell me where Laughlin Air Force Base is located?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: It is located in Texas.

Linda Moulton Howe: That is valuable information.

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: I don't know why.

Linda Moulton Howe: Yes exactly the point. There are so many things going on that the American public doesn't know why are happening.

Linda Moulton Howe: Now let's move on to the events that took place at Laughlin Air Force Base on August 19th of 1982.

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Yes ma'am.

Linda Moulton Howe: On August 19th of 1982 two eyewitnesses saw something strange that occurred very late in the evening. A large military truck was seen being loaded with large containers and left the base on its way to an unknown destination. Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins what do you know about what may have happened?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Actually I do remember something, I believe that was actually food in those containers. We had .....

Linda Moulton Howe: Food. What kind of food if you recall?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: I seem to remember we had been sent a large amount of meat, there had been a mistake and the base had a large surplus of meat on its hands.

Linda Moulton Howe: Meat you say. What kind of meat Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Well this is the military. A lot of that stuff we simply called 'mystery meat', it came in large cans we didn't know what kind of meat really.

Linda Moulton Howe: Mystery meat. I see. I am going to ask you to answer this with as much accuracy and clarity as possible, I know it's a long time ago. Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins could this mystery meat in reality have been the brains removed from the corpses of extra-terrestrials?

👏

I honestly believe George, or more likely someone up his chain, decided enough was enough after she royally screwed the pooch on the "secret astronaut" story.  Even George was embarrassed the night she came back on and admitted she'd been had.  She had no credibility left after that.

[CronkitesGhost]

Maybe a decoder ring? Everytime George says something stupid you could use the ring to decode it and discover that he was really saying something witty and intelligent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

That's what I was thinking of. Ralphie from A Christmas Story and the secret decoded message was an ad for Ovaltine. Good lesson learned, everything is a scam in some way or another. I bet those companies who advertised in comic books made a fortune selling garbage preying on kids.

[Dr. MD MD]

That's what I was thinking of. Ralphie from A Christmas Story and the secret decoded message was an ad for Ovaltine. Good lesson learned, everything is a scam in some way or another. I bet those companies who advertised in comic books made a fortune selling garbage preying on kids.

Sure they did! I bought some of it and my sea monkeys died in just a couple days. 

[aldousburbank]

Sure they did! I bought some of it and my sea monkeys died in just a couple days. 

That’s nothing. I never saw boobs with my xray specs.

[CronkitesGhost]

I never got the Sea Monkeys or ant farm or the x-ray glasses but I did send a few bucks for something that looked really cool in an illustrated ad from a sports magazine, waited 2 months for it to arrive - haha the garbage that was in that cardboard box, nothing like the illustration, at most what I received cost 10-15 cents to make and I think I sent them 3 bucks in cash.

[Dr. MD MD]

That’s nothing. I never saw boobs with my xray specs.

Truly tragic!

[aldousburbank]

I never got the Sea Monkeys or ant farm or the x-ray glasses but I did send a few bucks for something that looked really cool in an illustrated ad from a sports magazine, waited 2 months for it to arrive - haha the garbage that was in that cardboard box, nothing like the illustration, at most what I received cost 10-15 cents to make and I think I sent them 3 bucks in cash.

Leaving $2.85 for the seamonkeys penchant for hookers and blow.

[Jojo]

I miss that old batty Linda Moulton Howe. She was replaced by somebody younger by Jorch?

Loved her Coast installments, it was if you were right there with her in a dark closet interviewing whistle blowers with your cassette tape recorder vintage 1966.

Linda Moulton Howe: Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins you were stationed at Laughlin Air Force Base. That is correct?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Yes I was stationed there in 1982.

Linda Moulton Howe: And can you tell me where Laughlin Air Force Base is located?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: It is located in Texas.

Linda Moulton Howe: That is valuable information.

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: I don't know why.

Linda Moulton Howe: Yes exactly the point. There are so many things going on that the American public doesn't know why are happening.

Linda Moulton Howe: Now let's move on to the events that took place at Laughlin Air Force Base on August 19th of 1982.

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Yes ma'am.

Linda Moulton Howe: On August 19th of 1982 two eyewitnesses saw something strange that occurred very late in the evening. A large military truck was seen being loaded with large containers and left the base on its way to an unknown destination. Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins what do you know about what may have happened?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Actually I do remember something, I believe that was actually food in those containers. We had .....

Linda Moulton Howe: Food. What kind of food if you recall?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: I seem to remember we had been sent a large amount of meat, there had been a mistake and the base had a large surplus of meat on its hands.

Linda Moulton Howe: Meat you say. What kind of meat Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins?

Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins: Well this is the military. A lot of that stuff we simply called 'mystery meat', it came in large cans we didn't know what kind of meat really.

Linda Moulton Howe: Mystery meat. I see. I am going to ask you to answer this with as much accuracy and clarity as possible, I know it's a long time ago. Lieutenant Colonel Conway T. Huggins could this mystery meat in reality have been the brains removed from the corpses of extra-terrestrials?

I don't think the age difference is significant.  And she dumped him as I recall.  Hearing you harken back to her, I miss her again.

But the fact that she took responsibility for being tricked shows strength and integrity.  A coward would try to cover up the truth, change the subject or blame others.  George already put her in the awkward position by declaring the mistake, right?  But I thought he said lots of people had been fooled.  Think of her numbers and the nature of the genre.  After all the years of esoteric interviews she's done, there is bound to be a bad apple.  FACT IS, IT WAS RUDE OF GEORGE TO BRING IT UP TO A GUEST ON THE AIR.

THAT'S WHY WE DISH IT UP TO GEORGE ALL THE TIME!  Here, have a dose of the medicine you sometimes dish out, George!  To a woman, of all things.  It takes a certain type of male to basically insult a woman publicly.

[Jojo]

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, LINDA!!!!
                                         

[Jojo]

Leaving $2.85 for the seamonkeys penchant for hookers and blow.

I always thought the sea monkeys were kind of pornographical when I was a kid.  I mean, naked lady sea monkeys!

[albrecht]

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, LINDA!!!!
                                         

I wonder if she needed to go to one of those anonymous shelters and get some counseling?  Kidding.

[Uncle Duke]

I don't think the age difference is significant.  And she dumped him as I recall.  Hearing you harken back to her, I miss her again.

But the fact that she took responsibility for being tricked shows strength and integrity.  A coward would try to cover up the truth, change the subject or blame others.  George already put her in the awkward position by declaring the mistake, right?  But I thought he said lots of people had been fooled.  Think of her numbers and the nature of the genre.  After all the years of esoteric interviews she's done, there is bound to be a bad apple.  FACT IS, IT WAS RUDE OF GEORGE TO BRING IT UP TO A GUEST ON THE AIR.

THAT'S WHY WE DISH IT UP TO GEORGE ALL THE TIME!  Here, have a dose of the medicine you sometimes dish out, George!  To a woman, of all things.  It takes a certain type of male to basically insult a woman publicly.

She did try to cover it, claimed the guy had had his memory erased, like in the MIB movies.  And only idiots would have been fooled by that bullshit story.  Both ex pat and I called her on it immediately after the first show, explaining why the guy's story couldn't possibly be true.  And remember she got taken by both Doty and "Adam Jimenez."  The secret astronaut was three strikes and she was out.

[albrecht]

She did try to cover it, claimed the guy had had his memory erased, like in the MIB movies.  And only idiots would have been fooled by that bullshit story.  Both ex pat and I called her on it immediately after the first show, explaining why the guy's story couldn't possibly be true.  And remember she got taken by both Doty and "Adam Jimenez."  The secret astronaut was three strikes and she was out.

What is your stance on "RODS?" Jose Escamilla, RIP.

[Uncle Duke]

What is your stance on "RODS?" Jose Escamilla, RIP.

Never took it too seriously, the pictures I saw claimed as rods looked like insects to me.  I remember the guy on C2C a couple times, but I thought he'd been widely discredited by the time of his death.

[expat]

She did try to cover it, claimed the guy had had his memory erased...

The exact bullshit was "false memory implantation."

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2018/12/linda-moulton-howe-capitulates.html

[CronkitesGhost]

The exact bullshit was "false memory implantation."

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2018/12/linda-moulton-howe-capitulates.html

[CronkitesGhost]

really sucks i missed Quayle. did he have a great conspiracy tale or biblical prophecy about the coronavirus? did it involve the Book of Enoch and the Nephilim?

[Jojo]

She did try to cover it, claimed the guy had had his memory erased, like in the MIB movies.  And only idiots would have been fooled by that bullshit story.  Both ex pat and I called her on it immediately after the first show, explaining why the guy's story couldn't possibly be true.  And remember she got taken by both Doty and "Adam Jimenez."  The secret astronaut was three strikes and she was out.

But I maintain that Linda dumped George, not the other way around.  After George had been an ass to her about 3 times.

The best I can do right now is agree to disagree on the significance of your 3 disappointments in Linda.  No one is perfect.  Her Coast career was more than long enough to rationalize 3 misconceptions.  Except one is not a misconception.  Memories can be erased by trauma.  Making it easy for false memories to be promoted.  People forget many things that happened in the day or two before severe trauma.  That's why pedophiles succeed much of the time.  All they have to do is tell the child they will kill them (or their parent, pet, or all) and the child become pliable.  As time goes on, most memories of sexual abuse get buried, in large part because of the trauma associated with them.  A child without good parenting doesn't have the skills to cope with extreme trauma like death threats.  So, the memories all get buried, sometimes for decades.  Other false memories can be inserted.

Thoughts and dreams are radio waves from the brain.  I'd be surprised if the Air Force couldn't remotely read radio waves, lol.  So if they can read thoughts, they can insert thoughts.  False memories.  Where there is a receiver there can be a transmitter.  Therefore trauma can be induced subliminally and perhaps even with gang stalking, so memories definitely can effectively disappear for decades at a time.  Remote covert trauma is nothing fallen angels and Satan can't do anyway, so it's not a new concept.  Where does that huge military budget really go?  $400 for a bolt might not be about contractor bilking; it might be about altering financial records.  I heard their audit was pretty bad recently.

[Jojo]

George Noory sucks and per tonight's show, we're all going to die.

I'm not going to insert an image, but if I did it would be a cartooned dirty litter box with flies hovering over it.

[expat]

Her Coast career was more than long enough to rationalize 3 misconceptions. 

I can offer three more. She was also taken by John Brandenburg, and by whoever first invented those utterly daft stories about Apollo 11.
http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2017/12/open-letter-to-linda-moulton-howe.html
http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2016/07/their-ships-were-far-superior-to-ours.html

LMH calls herself an "invesitgative journalist" (so does Kerry Cassidy, FFS) but there's no indication that she investigated these fairy-stories in any meaningful sense. She'll believe anything if it draws attention to herself as a purveyor of little-known fact.

You're right about one thing, thoughâ€"Linda was the dumper, not the dumpee.