The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Rally Squirrel]

They should know the drill by now if they live anywhere near Senda. If they leave it out to dry, park their shopping outside the door as they unlock it and sort their stuff out, it's fair game to be rehomed by Senda.

Finding a walker just sitting by an apartment was his best know theft.

And I am amused by his excuses. When told to stop picking crap off the street he was very clear that salted squid box was not on the street, it was at a Bart station, so there!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I don't know which one it was but during one of his recent livestreams, he got up to go do something and told his chatters not to chat while he was gone.  He got pissed at Clyde Stone over something he said in chat.  Clyde politely pointed out that he was talking to someone else in chat.  A little later, he berated Clyde again.  Again, Clyde pointed out that there was a lag in the chat stream on his end, that he was taking the comment out of context, and that he was talking with another chat member and not the host.  He immediately banned Clyde, called him "rude," and informed everyone that these streams were designed for people to talk to * HIM*  I can't imagine why George doesn't get more support or why he isn't a YT gagjillionaire.

And poor Clyde...

[Rally Squirrel]

in his recent show he laments that no one ever has offered to pay his way for him to go see them, bought him dinner or lunch and then taught him to use equipment. It makes him sad
Has any one ever done that for someone?
I can see going (on your own dime) to visit someone and offering compensation in the form of a meal to teach a skill.

But Senda thinks he should be paid to learn a skill.

[chefist]

in his recent show he laments that no one ever has offered to pay his way for him to go see them, bought him dinner or lunch and then taught him to use equipment. It makes him sad
Has any one ever done that for someone?
I can see going (on your own dime) to visit someone and offering compensation in the form of a meal to teach a skill.

But Senda thinks he should be paid to learn a skill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

Ha...last time

[Happier Times are Coming]

Should I admit or deny?

I always found denial to work better since being enlightened by George
used to admit, but the FAT CUNT has shown me repeatedly the error of my former ways

[Happier Times are Coming]

Finding a walker just sitting by an apartment was his best know theft.

And I am amused by his excuses. When told to stop picking crap off the street he was very clear that salted squid box was not on the street, it was at a Bart station, so there!

LOL

[Happier Times are Coming]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

Ha...last time

NEXT RANT from the FAT CUNT...
he will demand to know WHY he isn’t listed under “referenced case” on Wiki

[chefist]

Ha... Exactly...ya know, Happy...I think your research into how the big guys thinks and acts, will ultimately benefit society as a whole...God speed, sir.

[GravitySucks]

This made me laugh so hard.

I'm still weeding through last night's live video. I'm at the point where he "found a Godzilla shirt downstairs." Some poor dude probably had it hanging over a rail to dry.

I asked him where he was going to hang a frame that big. He looked up at the ceiling and said “up there in the corner. That’s where I am going to hang my autographed pictures from Linda Melting Cow, Georgie ItsAliensopoulopulos and Erik Von DamnTheyCame”

[Rally Squirrel]

Idea open for grabs. I usually miss Senda's live shows so here is my idea.

Pop in as Keith Rowland and play it straight. Tell him that this is his audition to get a radio gig. Remind him to stay focused ect, just lightly direct him.

How long till Falkie blows his top and ruins his chances at getting a show because it was the real Keith Rowland checking him out because of the email he sent.


BTW, speaking of blown chances. I still have a hard time believing that he really hung up on Tommy D while doing a show. Granted, Falkie did just roast Noorey in a book review so it could have been a call about that but it could have been good news as well. But George blew it off and Tom never called back.

[FallenSeraph]

"I noticed the alien guy isn't in here and that's the guy who said he was gonna give me $700. ... He posted on my channel that he was gonna give me $700."

OH LAWWWWWWWDY!

Dude, it was like 2 a.m. when you said that and the name is GLAMOROUS GREY. He called me a guy. He's dead to me now. Sorry my AV doesn't wear a yellow dress, George. He's going on and on about some chick in a yellow dress. I hope she was at least of legal age.

I need to keep a lower profile like Tracey Crow Smith.

I like how he put his EXACT BIRTH DATE in the title of that livestream last night, so GET IT RIGHT, people, and send him money and gifts.

Thank God I actually have plans Saturday night. Then I won't be tempted to watch him. Hope it's a good birthday.

[chefist]

Idea open for grabs. I usually miss Senda's live shows so here is my idea.

Pop in as Keith Rowland and play it straight. Tell him that this is his audition to get a radio gig. Remind him to stay focused ect, just lightly direct him.

How long till Falkie blows his top and ruins his chances at getting a show because it was the real Keith Rowland checking him out because of the email he sent.


BTW, speaking of blown chances. I still have a hard time believing that he really hung up on Tommy D while doing a show. Granted, Falkie did just roast Noorey in a book review so it could have been a call about that but it could have been good news as well. But George blew it off and Tom never called back.

+1000

[Yorkshire pud]

in his recent show he laments that no one ever has offered to pay his way for him to go see them, bought him dinner or lunch and then taught him to use equipment. It makes him sad
Has any one ever done that for someone?
I can see going (on your own dime) to visit someone and offering compensation in the form of a meal to teach a skill.

But Senda thinks he should be paid to learn a skill.

Well I've had friends and colleagues show me how stuff works.. But Senda is stymied because he has neither. And anyway, why does a guru who helped IBM out of the shit need tuition on mere computers?

[FallenSeraph]

in his recent show he laments that no one ever has offered to pay his way for him to go see them, bought him dinner or lunch and then taught him to use equipment. It makes him sad
Has any one ever done that for someone?
I can see going (on your own dime) to visit someone and offering compensation in the form of a meal to teach a skill.

But Senda thinks he should be paid to learn a skill.

Yeah that part blew my mind, not to mention the fact that I've fixed plumbing problems, minor car problems, phones, computer glitches and God knows what else (beating levels of video games) by watching YouTube tutorials.

WTF, I'm sure he could find a "how to set up a mixer" (or whatever he's trying to do) video on YT.

But that would require work and effort.

[LadyFish]

WTF, I'm sure he could find a "how to set up a mixer" (or whatever he's trying to do) video on YT.

But that would require work and effort.

Or he could learn from his extensive collection of “How to Books” for Dummies & Idiots.

[Lord Grantham]

The identity of the person who bought the Nevada land out from underneath Falkie has been revealed!

Hell, we bought 20 acres in the desert for $13k.  Lots of desert trees and shrubs on it too unlike the totally barren Mars-like landscape of the Bell plot.   There's also a town with everything you need nearby as well so it's not like it's just the wastelands.  One acre for $7k seems expensive to me.

[Yorkshire pud]

Or he could learn from his extensive collection of “How to Books” for Dummies & Idiots.

Including "How to do your own cataract operations when the dumbass surgeon can't do it properly"

[LadyFish]

Including "How to do your own cataract operations when the dumbass surgeon can't do it properly"

That one sounds a little too advanced.

Maybe he should start with “How to wash your hands with soap and water”

[whoozit]

The Falkie thread has lost its oomph for me.  Girl Falkie is certainly more interesting now.

[Yorkshire pud]

That one sounds a little too advanced.

Maybe he should start with “How to wash your hands with soap and water”

Pointless tips in that. Clean and shit free fingers have no bearing on surgery and it's healing afterwards. If it did, Senda would have told us.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I need to keep a lower profile like Tracey Crow Smith.

isn’t Tracey the gal who thinks Falkie needs to project a professional image by putting on a suit and tie on...at least from the waist of his red shorts UP
and NOT get up from his chair, as rising with extreme difficulty to waddle back to the corner to attend to a technical difficulty, which we all know is “plunging the toilet”...say what is in chat that causes twitching anyhow ? and it is totally unprofessional anyway !

Tracey seems to be really interested in helping the FAT ONE

I just don’t get some people

[Happier Times are Coming]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

Ha...last time

oh, no it isn’t !

[FallenSeraph]

isn’t Tracey the gal who thinks Falkie needs to project a professional image by putting on a suit and tie on...at least from the waist of his red shorts UP
and NOT get up from his chair, as rising with extreme difficulty to waddle back to the corner to attend to a technical difficulty, which we all know is “plunging the toilet”...say what is in chat that causes twitching anyhow ? and it is totally unprofessional anyway !

Tracey seems to be really interested in helping the FAT ONE

I just don’t get some people

Yes. Tracey sounds very professional and classy. Like a banker or someone well-versed in the ways of business.

[chefist]

The Falkie thread has lost its oomph for me.  Girl Falkie is certainly more interesting now.

Fair weather fan...

[Fyodor Gutman]

The Falkie thread has lost its oomph for me.  Girl Falkie is certainly more interesting now.

Heather really has become the new Falkie.

The anthropology of this board is amazing.

[GravitySucks]

Heather really has become the new Falkie.

The anthropology entomology of this board is amazing.

FIFY

[Yorkshire pud]

The Falkie thread has lost its oomph for me.  Girl Falkie is certainly more interesting now.

Are you longing for the days when Senda was sending love MP3s to the two assistants who worked for the media tycoon he thought was going to employ him? Oh those were the days. 

[Happier Times are Coming]

is there really going to be a surprise birthday for the FAT ONE ?
with a meet and great to follow ?
at that Creek Monkey Tap House in Martinez ?

WOw, will he be surprised !
and MV arranged the whole thing with funds generated from the Falkie thread just over the last 90 days ?
and that was enough for tickets, food, booze, kitty food, a NEW slow Kathy fleshy mutant love doll for George (Abram borrowed his and poked a hole in it...go figure...three...yes three filthy holes and he had to miss and caused a blow out), bus fair for slow Kathy and Ratty Patty, a case of the ever important toilet paper, a food card, more cleaning supplies....
the list goes on

Man, I had NO idea MV made this much off Falkie OR had a soft spot for the FAT CUNT !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Yes. Tracey sounds very professional and classy. Like a banker or someone well-versed in the ways of business.

I bet she has money

and is single (I mean a husband would NOT allow his wife to watch a Falkie...jealousy, you know)

but, honestly, I did like the professional Falkie image...in a suit and such !
(I think she was onto something there...)

[Yorkshire pud]

is there really going to be a surprise birthday for the FAT ONE ?
with a meet and great to follow ?
at that Creek Monkey Tap House in Martinez ?

WOw, will he be surprised !
and MV arranged the whole thing with funds generated from the Falkie thread just over the last 90 days ?
and that was enough for tickets, food, booze, kitty food, a NEW slow Kathy fleshy mutant love doll for George (Abram borrowed his and poked a hole in it...go figure...three...yes three filthy holes and he had to miss and caused a blow out), bus fair for slow Kathy and Ratty Patty, a case of the ever important toilet paper, a food card, more cleaning supplies....
the list goes on

Man, I had NO idea MV made this much off Falkie OR had a soft spot for the FAT CUNT !

We're not a million miles away but we probably have something better to do, such as stab pins in our eyes or force angry wasps up my arse.