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onan

#12151
February 26, 2015, 07:05:36 AM
Quote from: MV on February 26, 2015, 05:23:04 AM
Why would the judge want people to help him fuck horses?

When you're standing on a platform for proper elevation, it's difficult to get leverage and rhythm at the same time.

Richard Groyper

#12153
February 26, 2015, 09:25:22 AM
I woke up this morning and realized that I had been dreaming of KNYE. Has ANYONE asked Art if that's an opinion? I must KNOW!

Yorkshire pud

#12154
February 26, 2015, 11:22:42 AM
Quote from: bateman on February 25, 2015, 10:30:52 PM
Has the collective IQ of this place dropped off a cliff lately or am I just imagining things?

You're using some fancy werds. What's qi agin?

Yorkshire pud

#12155
February 26, 2015, 12:32:03 PM
These don't given out every day. He saved another brave soldier. .


Victoria Cross for soldier's gallantry in Afghanistan - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31620764

Eddie Coyle

#12157
February 26, 2015, 01:27:10 PM

    Winter Blockbuster 2017. This film will open on 2/17/17.

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop takes on shadowy terrorist group Eye Cyst. Expect belly laughs and a ton of stuff to offend Jim Zogby. Yuks and the most offensive Hollywood portrayal of an Arab since Robert Forster in Delta Force.

   

b_dubb

#12158
February 26, 2015, 01:56:20 PM
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on February 26, 2015, 01:27:10 PM
Yuks and the most offensive Hollywood portrayal of an Arab since Robert Forster in Delta Force.
Trying to imagine a jihadist with a crazy heavy Great Lakes accent

Eddie Coyle

#12160
February 26, 2015, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: b_dubb on February 26, 2015, 01:56:20 PM
Trying to imagine a jihadist with a crazy heavy Great Lakes accent

    The Bears Superfans from SNL as an ISIS batallion. They have the mustaches for it.

zeebo

#12162
February 26, 2015, 09:39:43 PM
I'm trying to cut back on using so many emoticons, but I'm not doing a very good job.      :( :( :(

basswood

#12163
February 26, 2015, 10:30:59 PM
Quote from: zeebo on February 26, 2015, 09:39:43 PM
I'm trying to cut back on using so many emoticons, but I'm not doing a very good job.      :( :( :(

Do you normally use four? If so, then three is definitely progress! Keep trying and I'll add you to my prayer list right behind Goatse.  :) ;) :D

zeebo

#12166
February 27, 2015, 02:23:14 PM
Quote from: basswood on February 26, 2015, 10:30:59 PM
Do you normally use four? If so, then three is definitely progress! Keep trying and I'll add you to my prayer list right behind Goatse.  :) ;) :D

Haha, Goatse ... or in emoticon language:   ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o

Juan

#12172
February 27, 2015, 05:34:58 PM
I woke up with a desire for a fried Spam on white toast with mayo and street mustard sandwich.

MV/Liberace!

#12173
February 27, 2015, 05:40:08 PM
Quote from: Juan on February 27, 2015, 05:34:58 PM
I woke up with a desire for a fried Spam on white toast with mayo and street mustard sandwich.

I could just mail you an old shoe instead. There's shipping money in the bellgab budget.

Mind Flayer Monk

#12174
February 28, 2015, 01:43:30 AM
How many water balloons does it take to stop a .44 Magnum bullet?
4
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Yorkshire pud

#12176
February 28, 2015, 02:51:19 AM
Quote from: MV on February 27, 2015, 05:40:08 PM
I could just mail you an old shoe instead. There's shipping money in the bellgab budget.

This  place has a budget?  Seriously? 
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