George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Tonite ...

In the first half of the program, George Noory welcomes Butch Witkowski, founder and director of the UFO Research Center of Pennsylvania, for a discussion on strange disappearances. Open Lines to follow.

I wonder if one of the "strange disappearances" will be when Noory drops the guy early with no explanation. 

[Gemstone]

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Also this search engine site: https://duckduckgo.com

[b_dubb]

Wow. George really does suck. You stop listening and forget the SCALE of suckage. He's just bad. Horrible pronunciation. Completely insincere ... No ... FAKE enthusiasm hiding his complete lack interest. Add to that he just doesn't seem to be able to conduct an interview. Just wow.

Time to turn this shit off.

GNS

[Mike.]

Nice how gm started the "news" with the rebel Ruskie cmdrs claim that the plane he blew up was filled with all ready dead bodies. gn has found his conspiracy theory.

[b_dubb]

"GAWRSH!"

[yumyumtree]

Nice how gm started the "news" with the rebel Ruskie cmdrs claim that the plane he blew up was filled with all ready dead bodies. gn has found his conspiracy theory.

A variation on ideas Savage was kicking around yesterday.

[yumyumtree]

Do you think George really believes in haunted dolls?

Robert the Doll has a Twitter account, you know. He doesn't tweet very often.

[Nick el Ass]

Do you think George really believes in haunted dolls?

Robert the Doll has a Twitter account, you know. He doesn't tweet very often.

Robert the doll would make a better host than George. If the start is any indication this show will rank highly among the most craptastic... Hell, something tells me he is probably working on finding a way to dump the guest already.

[narcissist noory]

i wish gorgie would just dissapear-like kasem's body just did from the tacoma morgue

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Guest: Not everyone in the world is crazy.
GN: You know what, most people are not.

[narcissist noory]

Nice how gm started the "news" with the rebel Ruskie cmdrs claim that the plane he blew up was filled with all ready dead bodies. gn has found his conspiracy theory.

even ABC news reported that witnesses said the bodies were in a advanced state of decomposition and bloodless

[Morgus]

Noory just asked the guest the same general question he asks nearly every night, "What fascinates you the most"
I bet he learned that question as an example in one of his early communication/broadcasting classes and still uses it to this day...

[Morgus]

Noory last hour talked to a caller about his favorite candy bar as a kid, called the "Sky Bar"


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_Bar

[b_dubb]

Noory last hour talked to a caller about his favorite candy bar as a kid, called the "Sky Bar"


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_Bar

That sounds really good

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George is wondering (inspired by an email) if the Malaysian plane that was shot down over Ukraine is the same one that disappeared in March, filled with the bodies of the passengers from that plane.  I had him pegged for putting that together Monday.  He must be on his game today, if you can call it that.

[zeebo]

Noory just asked the guest the same general question he asks nearly every night, "What fascinates you the most" ....

I friggin hate this question, he uses it all the time and it truly makes me cringe.  It's so generic and lazy and boring.  If he had any conversational skills don't you think the interesting stuff would come out naturally, instead of having to take such lame shortcuts?  And it kills the whole fun of discovery for the listener.

[michio]

Caller talks with sNoorn about a UFO sighting he had. Paraphrasing and not verbatim.

Caller: It sort of looked like a golden football.
sNooron: So it was small.
Caller: No, it was a mile or more away.

"Wow!"

[UFQuack]

True but Noory does share Kasem's questionable taste in cheesy top 40 drive-time radio.

Yeah most pop music is cheesy no doubt. I don't know about his taste in the music but it might just have been his taste in collecting a shitload of money from the music industry.

[ItsOver]

Caller talks with sNoorn about a UFO sighting he had. Paraphrasing and not verbatim.

Caller: It sort of looked like a golden football.
sNooron: So it was small.
Caller: No, it was a mile or more away.

"Wow!"

Did I hear Snooron say Aldrin saw an unidentified object but it wasn't a UFO?  Flying aside, it sounded as if Jorch didn't know what the acronym stood for.

[yumyumtree]

even ABC news reported that witnesses said the bodies were in a advanced state of decomposition and bloodless

Good God, are you serious?

On another subject, I haven't been keeping up with the latest on the Kasem affair, but some years back, Pierce Co. had a lot of problems with that dept. Inappropriate behavior with corpses( not necrophilia, but other inappropriate stuff), expecially where celebrity corpses like Gov. Dixie Lee Ray were concerned. They cleaned house but may have gone back to their bad old ways. The city has a history of corruption and dysfunction in government. My apologies if you are from there, but it's no secret. About 10 years ago a corrupt police chief shot himself and his wife in a store parking lot in Gig Harbor in broad daylight. The city is always trying to reinvent themselves and be more like Seattle or Portland( a mixed blessing) but many of their schemes don't work. The Museum of Glass is nice, though.

[yumyumtree]

Well, I have to correct myself. According to the LA Times, Kasems body disappeared from a private funeral home. But if there were an autopsy, I would think he would have had to be at the Medical Examiners at some point.

Jean Kasem and this daughter need to rein themselves in, for Gods sake. I don't understand people who act like this when people die. If Casey were alive and in right mind, how can they think that he would like this? So one if them is determined to bury him in Canada, the other wants Forest Lawn. He's dead and it makes no difference to him. I f I were either one of them, I would give in and let the family keep some shred of dignity. Shades of Anna Nicole Smith. Of course she had no dignity in life either.

[wr250]

Did I hear Snooron say Aldrin saw an unidentified object but it wasn't a UFO?  Flying aside, it sounded as if Jorch didn't know what the acronym stood for.

jorch doesnt know what acronym means.

[PerfectTommy]

Did I hear Snooron say Aldrin saw an unidentified object but it wasn't a UFO?  Flying aside, it sounded as if Jorch didn't know what the acronym stood for.

http://youtu.be/hxGgnI6kCrs

[VtaGeezer]

even ABC news reported that witnesses said the bodies were in a advanced state of decomposition and bloodless

Not on their website. The only thing remotely like that that I've seen reported by a recognized source is that due to inadequate/incompetent handling and response, bodies on the ground are decomposing.  No surprise after 48 hours on a Ukrainian wheat field in mid-July.

[ItsOver]

jorch doesnt know what acronym means.

Hahaha, no doubt about that.

[ItsOver]

http://youtu.be/hxGgnI6kCrs

That's it!  Exactly what I think when Jorch opens his mouth.

[HorrorRetro]

Good God, are you serious?

On another subject, I haven't been keeping up with the latest on the Kasem affair, but some years back, Pierce Co. had a lot of problems with that dept. Inappropriate behavior with corpses( not necrophilia, but other inappropriate stuff), expecially where celebrity corpses like Gov. Dixie Lee Ray were concerned. They cleaned house but may have gone back to their bad old ways. The city has a history of corruption and dysfunction in government. My apologies if you are from there, but it's no secret. About 10 years ago a corrupt police chief shot himself and his wife in a store parking lot in Gig Harbor in broad daylight. The city is always trying to reinvent themselves and be more like Seattle or Portland( a mixed blessing) but many of their schemes don't work. The Museum of Glass is nice, though.

I can't drive by that parking lot without thinking about the murder. Tacoma definitely has its issues. I kind of love it though. No matter how down things are, Tacoma keeps going. I love the waterfront and downtown.  Tacoma needs to embrace its Tacomaness, not try to be Seattle or Portland.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Not on their website. The only thing remotely like that that I've seen reported by a recognized source is that due to inadequate/incompetent handling and response, bodies on the ground are decomposing.  No surprise after 48 hours on a Ukrainian wheat field in mid-July.

This comes from postings on a pro-rebel website that say the commander of the pro-Russian forces was told the bodies weren't fresh, were in an advanced stage of decomposition and drained of blood, with blood serum and medical supplies strewn around.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/rebel-suggests-malaysia-plane-victims-long-dead-24622107

I'm not supporting this line of investigation or Noory's musings, just referencing it to verify the existence of the news story.  This commander is thought to be a Russian intelligence officer and to have had a hand in shooting down the jet, so his claims are highly suspect, especially after watching a heart-felt interview of the Canadian woman who lost her brother on board.  That's probably the kind of thing Noory should be thinking about if he insists on covering it.

[ItsOver]

Definitely.

Clyde's a bit kooky to be sure, and I've butted heads with him a couple of times when he misquotes or takes Scripture out of context to support a viewpoint, but I know that when he says something he genuinely believes it, right or wrong.

I can respect that.

George is nothing more than a kiss-ass clown with zero conviction who just goes along to get along.

I'm pretty sure I heard Clyde take a potshot at George one night when a caller brought up C2C. He said, "Oh, the show with the host who pretends to be interested in the paranormal?"

I agree about Clyde.  He can be a real screwball but then he'll have a decent guest on the show, especially related to ufology, and he's pretty good.

Yes, I heard the comment Clyde made about Jorch and got a good snicker.  As I recall, it was something like "Oh, the show hosted by THE OLD GUY who pretends to be interested in the paranormal?" 

[PerfectTommy]

"Oh, the show hosted by THE OLD GUY who pretends to be interested in the paranormal?" 

Haw! Double whammy!