The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[ponyboysunset]

I was nominated and approved for entrance and still have not been given the secret link. LOL

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Good morning, George! I thought that I would check in with you about the possibility of an appearance on Naked and Afraid, as seen on the Discovery Channel. Fortunately I have a contact within the organization and could fast track you if it's something you're interested in doing. After speaking with the casting director, it turns out we'll need to have an official audition video produced on your YouTube channel that displays what survival tactic knowledge you possess and how entertaining you can be in the process. I remember an older video that you shot behind your apartment complex of a family of deer wandering a small field and think that would be a great place to utilize for the audition video, possibly even lighting a small fire using only sticks and dry kindling. To show how confident you are, it's best that you appear shirtless so the heads at Discovery can get a full picture of what you bring to the table when appearing on Naked and Afraid. I'll keep brainstorming about more activities you can do in the audition video in the meantime to ensure you're noticed and can finally get your BIG BREAK when it comes to television. Once that's done, we'll figure out a game plan on how you can maximize your minutes while taping the show. You're a star on the rise, my friend, and this will only make the detractors and haters of the Musings thread even more insane once they see you on national television. Take care, and I'll speak to you later!

P.S. Perhaps we can work on getting you a bit more limber ahead of the appearance by doing some parkour. Sweet Kathy has been useful in the past at recording you, so maybe you can make use of her for this the next time she visits? If not, I could make a special trip to Martinez the next time I'm in California.

SWTâ,,¢

[Yorkshire pud]

Hey Senda? Still think you'll be having your finger on the pulse of Martinez? What about this reporter; nine years old and (shock) female too.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/06/nine-year-old-us-reporter-defiant-after-critics-say-go-back-to-playing-with-dolls?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+main+NEW+H&utm_term=165511&subid=11301906&CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2

[Inglorious Bitch]

I was nominated and approved for entrance and still have not been given the secret link. LOL

I believe that you need to perform an ungodly act with mayonnaise to get the secret link. 

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

I was nominated and approved for entrance and still have not been given the secret link. LOL

Hi Pony Boy,  I was nominated & contacted by Falkie but still waiting for my "secret code".

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

I believe that you need to perform an ungodly act with mayonnaise to get the secret link.

Oh no not the mayo . . .

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey Senda? Still think you'll be having your finger on the pulse of Martinez? What about this reporter; nine years old and (shock) female too.

A slug has a better work ethic than Senda.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh no not the mayo . . .

Hee! The dreaded mayo.

Great job on the Gabcast! I enjoyed your call.

[EarthAlien007]

So there's a private club to rub shoulders with Falkie and Noory?
Gross.

[ponyboysunset]

I believe that you need to perform an ungodly act with mayonnaise to get the secret link.

As a writer I want to observe more than I wish to participate. LOL.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So there's a private club to rub shoulders with Falkie and Noory?
Gross.

You have to rub more than Falkie's shoulders...






































...his ego. What did you think I was going to say?

[3OctaveFart]

We show vintage porn films from the 1940s once a week at the hideout, call it Titty Thursday.

George is a master of all he surveys, but above all a master of showmanship.

[Yorkshire pud]

As a writer I want to observe more than I wish to participate. LOL.

Yeah, but there's not that much of a divide. Video later.

[GravitySucks]

As a writer I want to observe more than I wish to participate. LOL.

That's what she said.

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Hee! The dreaded mayo.

Great job on the Gabcast! I enjoyed your call.

Oh, you are so sweet.  I love the comradery of this crazy band of misfits . . .

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, you are so sweet.  I love the comradery of this crazy band of misfits . . .

That's camaraderie you illiterate dolt. 

[littlechris]

Has anyone heard from Onan? He used to post here at least once a day. He hasn't posted since the 1st.

[Rally Squirrel]

Here's more from Senda's Shithouse Falkenberger's Fortress.  In this touching monologue, the Fat One shares his personal trevails with his loyal hostages:

Busy doing research, answering continual inboxes here and fielding constant phone calls from Kathy who thinks that while SHE should pay ALL of her credit card and credit obligations, I should just NOT pay them and give the money to her so I can get a car. I tried to tell her that I am behind and she hung up at me again. I'm getting really TIRED of that crap as well as this damned keyboard that keeps not working. One of the first things I do on the 29th is get a new wireless keyboard.

I did pay something on one card ( per their request ) and also her Phillips/Conoco card and will be paying on my Kohl's card as soon as I can get to the store.
Her attitude is horrible.
She pissed because I can only pay on one gas card right now instead of two and hung up on me because she can't understand ( which is bs ) why I have NO money left after paying my rent and almost a 1/4 of my income for the month for the internet.
I have to call all my creditors and tell them I will be making payments at the end of the month.
And it is NOT irresponsibility. My bank kept overdrawing my second account for months and then the car mess hit.
They would charge me for their monthly fee, charge me an NSF fee of $35, then pay the the charges  ( which without their damn fee, I had enough money to pay ) and charge me even MORE NSF charges. I raised hell about it and got some of them removed and closed the damn account in February.
Were it not for that, my bills would have been paid.

IF the person who was going to pay my internet bill and didn't because of problems, a lot more would have been paid.
I probably won't be caught up until July or August.

If she keeps this kind of crap up, I may well tell her to stay home and NOT call me anymore.
I get enough grief online.
I shouldn't get it from my girlfriend too.

Senda shows no understanding of compound interest. And he made a payment because the company requested it? WTF.

Also we see he needs to get to Kohls to make a payment (on a pressure cooker he still has not used).

If he needs to go to the lcations to pay then how in the hell is he making montly rental payments in Sacramento?

[Yorkshire pud]

Has anyone heard from Onan? He used to post here at least once a day. He hasn't posted since the 1st.

Onan I think has taken his leave. He's not happy about the separate closed thread afforded to Senda. He told me that anyway.

[chefist]

Onan I think has taken his leave. He's not happy about the separate closed thread afforded to Senda. He told me that anyway.

LOL Really? Who cares if Falkie has his own private clubhouse...amazing...

[whoozit]

Onan I think has taken his leave. He's not happy about the separate closed thread afforded to Senda. He told me that anyway.

It's interesting to see what is too much for different people.

[Falkie2013]

Good morning, George! I thought that I would check in with you about the possibility of an appearance on Naked and Afraid, as seen on the Discovery Channel. Fortunately I have a contact within the organization and could fast track you if it's something you're interested in doing. After speaking with the casting director, it turns out we'll need to have an official audition video produced on your YouTube channel that displays what survival tactic knowledge you possess and how entertaining you can be in the process. I remember an older video that you shot behind your apartment complex of a family of deer wandering a small field and think that would be a great place to utilize for the audition video, possibly even lighting a small fire using only sticks and dry kindling. To show how confident you are, it's best that you appear shirtless so the heads at Discovery can get a full picture of what you bring to the table when appearing on Naked and Afraid. I'll keep brainstorming about more activities you can do in the audition video in the meantime to ensure you're noticed and can finally get your BIG BREAK when it comes to television. Once that's done, we'll figure out a game plan on how you can maximize your minutes while taping the show. You're a star on the rise, my friend, and this will only make the detractors and haters of the Musings thread even more insane once they see you on national television. Take care, and I'll speak to you later!

P.S. Perhaps we can work on getting you a bit more limber ahead of the appearance by doing some parkour. Sweet Kathy has been useful in the past at recording you, so maybe you can make use of her for this the next time she visits? If not, I could make a special trip to Martinez the next time I'm in California.

SWTâ,,¢

I am not going to take my shirt off and am unafraid.
Sorry.
I am seeking a career as a serious paranormal person not being ridiculous by exposing my chest and gut for all to see.
I live in an apartment building with parked cars behind it and a fenced off creek cliff behind that.
Ain't going to be no fires.
5 years of drought would start an inferno that might burn down my building.
Where did you get the idea of starting a "small " fire ?
Here in the state, small fires have developed into raging fires that have taken out thousands of homes and burned out thousands of acres.
No.
Little Chris wanted me to take my shirt off too.
There seems to be some kind of fascination with people wanting to see my hairy chest.
I don't get it.

😢😢😢😢😢

I am a bit taken aback that no one has commented on the threats the crazy sob has made towards me.
I guess I have to talk about it on the Gabcast & I know it will drive him nuts.

[littlechris]

Onan I think has taken his leave. He's not happy about the separate closed thread afforded to Senda. He told me that anyway.

That's what I figured.

[chefist]

That's what I figured.

Ok, let's take roll call:

1. Onan
2. Eddie Dean
3. Mudking
4. B-Dubb
5. Jazmunda

Who else was not able to properly disassociate BellGab from what is really important in life...LOL

[Yorkshire pud]

It's interesting to see what is too much for different people.

Onan I think has his heart in the right place. And he's one who prefers things equitable. I suppose he sees a privilege afforded to a lazy, narcisstic, work shy, lying, thieving, deceitful, grifting scum bag with no moral compass but no-one else as over stepping the line when it comes to equality. Just a guess.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's what I figured.

Either that or he has been exclusively hanging out in Senda's thread and ignoring us. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Onan I think has his heart in the right place. And he's one who prefers things equitable. I suppose he sees a privilege afforded to a lazy, narcisstic, work shy, lying, thieving, deceitful, grifting scum bag with no moral compass but no-one else as over stepping the line when it comes to equality. Just a guess.

And those are Senda's good points.

[Yorkshire pud]

Either that or he has been exclusively hanging out in Senda's thread and ignoring us. 

And incur the wounds of a thousand finger nail scratches down his back from the harlots ladies on here? I doubt it.

[Falkie2013]

To King George and all who post in Falkenberg,

WTF is the point in having a nice thread where the trolls are not allowed when apparently there are trolls inside the walls?  What a gyp.....

Is NOT MY fault.
Little Chris has been banned from here.
So will any who engage in trollish behavior.

[chefist]

I am a bit taken aback that no one has commented on the threats the crazy sob has made towards me.
I guess I have to talk about it on the Gabcast & I know it will drive him nuts.

Yea, that will be a great topic to cover!