The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[West of the Rockies]

So you all know..the 'Global Superstorm' book that started with Agent Orange, to Unscreened caller; is now in my possession. I was going to send it to West of the Rockies afterwards. Unless he doesn't want to receive it.

I'm in!  Can you dog-ear the smutty parts though?

Oh, dear... What would erotica as written by Art even sound like?
Anyone wanna take a stab at that?

[West of the Rockies]

You talking to me?  I'm confused.  Hey! My butt is starting to hurt!

Are you suffering from butthurt, friend?  Yes, it's soothing new Taintco's Butthurt Begone gel!  And if you act now, you'll also get the handy new travel size for absolutely free!  How much would you pay now?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm in!  Can you dog-ear the smutty parts though?

Oh, dear... What would erotica as written by Art even sound like?
Anyone wanna take a stab at that?

No, thank you.  Furthermore, if RCH imagines he sees ancient pornographic images on Mars, I hope he keeps it to himself.  I wish you hadn't gone there, Westie!   

[MV/Liberace!]

Agreed.  BellGab is full of colorful characters, I'd like to hear from a wider variety of them.

i agree with this.  i would like to see a variety of forum users appearing on the gabcast as guest hosts.  anyone is welcome.

[ACE of CLUBS]

I apologize as I had no way knowing you are a leggless soccer player. Do no get worked up and act out. If you have had a recent lobodomy it is essential you rest. No computer.
Rest and get well
A humble suggestion
My analogy was in no way meant to insult your physical shortcomings.
Ps by the way do you still have your dick intact or did you loose it too??

Gas bag .......

[paladin1991]

Are you suffering from butthurt, friend?  Yes, it's soothing new Taintco's Butthurt Begone gel!  And if you act now, you'll also get the handy new travel size for absolutely free!  How much would you pay now?

Is there auto ship?

[Delphi]

Damn this was supposed to be my first show

[Curandero81]

Gas bag .......

Ace of Limited Intelligence,
Unable to type or just not much upstairs?
A humble observation

[Curandero81]

Upon further review and your avitar, I have my answer.

[Heather Wade]

i agree with this.  i would like to see a variety of forum users appearing on the gabcast as guest hosts.  anyone is welcome.

A constant rotation?  Fascinating.  *Spock brow raise*

[ksm32]

Upon further review and your avitar, I have my answer.

You are just a squeezable bundle of Christmas joy. You wrap me in love and light

[Catsmile]

I'm in!  Can you dog-ear the smutty parts though?

Oh, dear... What would erotica as written by Art even sound like?
Anyone wanna take a stab at that?

Day 1. I find myself lost in the middle of a tropical jungle. Lighting striking my ham antenna while talking to Floyd in Itchybumm has somehow transported me here. At this point I'm unclear exactly where and when I am. The most pressing matter at hand is I'm facing down what seems to be a wild naked Flip woman, who must be at least 30 years my jr. Seems the only words she can speak are "more beer, and marry me." My life depends on taming this naked wild woman, somehow... STAY TUNED!

[MV/Liberace!]

A constant rotation?  Fascinating.  *Spock brow raise*

It would be great.

[Heather Wade]

It would be great.

Go for it.  Entertaining GabCasts shall ensue. 

[Bart Ell]

he hasn't specifically said why he quit.

Needed more time to report posts that were not to his liking.
In an effort to help, I will report this post for him. You can never rely on that autoreport macro to do it for you.

[Curandero81]

Your posts are literally worse than AIDS.

Master Bateman,
I would correct you and suggest the wording REPLY(S) TO OFFENSIVE POST(S).
As for your comparison to a serious and the often misunderstood disease AIDS (and I would also guess you intend to throw in chronic HIV infection). I do not understand your comparison. Hopefully if an individual is identified early and is treated with antiviral medications they hopefully can lead a productive healthy life. I still fail to understand.
MasterbatorMan, sorry there goes my computer spell check,
Offensive posts and their replies....again for me try and explain what you meant.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Master Bateman,
I would correct you and suggest the wording REPLY(S) TO OFFENSIVE POST(S).
As for your comparison to a serious and the often misunderstood disease AIDS (and I would also guess you intend to throw in chronic HIV infection). I do not understand your comparison. Hopefully if an individual is identified early and is treated with antiviral medications they hopefully can lead a productive healthy life. I still fail to understand.
MasterbatorMan, sorry there goes my computer spell check,
Offensive posts and their replies....again for me try and explain what you meant.

Gas bag .......

[West of the Rockies]

Day 1. I find myself lost in the middle of a tropical jungle. Lighting striking my ham antenna while talking to Floyd in Itchybumm has somehow transported me here. At this point I'm unclear exactly where and when I am. The most pressing matter at hand is I'm facing down what seems to be a wild naked Flip woman, who must be at least 30 years my jr. Seems the only words she can speak are "more beer, and marry me." My life depends on taming this naked wild woman, somehow... STAY TUNED!

Scene:  The desert at night; a mature man sits before a campfire.  "Some Velvet Morning" plays in the background.  The man pokes at the fire thoughtfully.  His cell phone rings (the X-Files theme is his ringtone).  "Wildcard line, you're on the air."

Caller:  "I enjoy your show so much!..."

Man:  "Did you have a question?"

Caller:  "What are you wearing?"

[Curandero81]

Gas bag .......

Gas bag.....Gas bag.....Gas bag.....You are the Gas bag....
(Communication achieved at your level)
Humble suggestion, take time (may take awhile) gather your thoughts, write them down, review then take your time and one finger type your post or reply (if your finger becomes tired you may use another)

[ACE of CLUBS]

Gas bag.....Gas bag.....Gas bag.....You are the Gas bag....
(Communication achieved at your level)
Humble suggestion, take time (may take awhile) gather your thoughts, write them down, review then take your time and one finger type your post or reply (if your finger becomes tired you may use another)

Gas bag .........

[Curandero81]

Gas bag .........

Gas bag.....Gas bag.....Gas bag, YOU are the Gas bag

[PB the Deplorable]

b_dubb quit...

How long is his non-compete?

[ksm32]

A constant rotation?  Fascinating.  *Spock brow raise*

It would be great.

There are a lot of bitch slapping pot shots going on in BG at any given time these days. Perhaps give them (random two) time to duke it out. 10 minutes per show.    Oh fuckit, another dumb idea of mine.

If you were going to have guest "hosts" as opposed to callers (on phone) they would need to have the necessary equipment correct?  I don't mean a penis and stuff.  And how do you know who is actually SANE and will show up at show time.  It's a GREAT idea but could go awry. Although that might be groovy too.

I'm reporting myself for this post BTW.

[Gd5150]

How long is his non-compete?

What? Now I'm stuck with this $500  internet radio and a 5 year prepaid subscription to bellgabcast.

[littlechris]

What? Now I'm stuck with this $500  internet radio and a 5 year prepaid subscription to bellgabcast.

Does the gabcast have a donate button??

[WhiteCrow]

Why did b_dubb quit?

Cause idiots like me and Falkie irritate him.

[WhiteCrow]

Is gabcast winding down?

Yes,  if MV lets the inmates idiots run the asylum

[nooryisawesome]

Does the gabcast have a donate button??

I see no reason why you couldn't donate on Bellgab.com there is a donate button on top of the page. The money would go to the same person who pays the hosting fees, etc for the gabcast.

[nooryisawesome]

To whom this may apply, (you be the judge)
STFU, if YOU thinks it applies to you......
ONE LESS COW PILE.......
(Shit for brains and "F" in civilized communication)
Just a humble observation.

reported this post as according to bateman it is "worse than aids".

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm in!  Can you dog-ear the smutty parts though?

Oh, dear... What would erotica as written by Art even sound like?
Anyone wanna take a stab at that?

It's a joint (Interpret that as you wish!) effort with Strieber. And I find him insufferable, so I might read it and skip the bits he's mentioned, even in passing. It shouldn't take long to read; or have it read to me by one of the footmen, or maid..