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Quote from: norrykilledc2c on January 05, 2014, 11:39:56 PM
Be honest George. Was this a Freudian slip?

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someone pmd me telling me what "bears" meant. real classy. typical...I guess I should have known better than try to reason with you jerks. so im not the best typist...you dont need a typewriter to do what I do...oh well...maybe some other time.

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Quote from: norrykilledc2c on January 05, 2014, 11:39:56 PM
Be honest George. Was this a Freudian slip?

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I meant to type beers...I dont know what being in a swimming pool has to do with anything. I never went swimming with Alex but he does have a pool now I hear...

awful quiet around here...whenever it gets quiet I like to just bust out in some hungarian for no reason at all:

Néha azt kívánom, bárcsak egy kis disznó, és hogy a kis disznó azt szaglász a meleg földre, és enni, amit a hideg földre hozza alatt a hatalmas ég.

I would also like to tell you i found a good substitute for pizzarolls...their from Japan. you can buy them on amazon.com even. I am hoping maybe to get some advertisers to come on coast for them:

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their excellent i must say...and they dont get too hot when you microwave them! what you do is take the buns off and stick the meat in the microwave...if the buns are frozen you can microwave them separately on defrost. 

Quote from: c337pilot on January 05, 2014, 10:54:56 PM
1)Hows Tommy Boy?

Hes good...he bought a new car. A honda accura...its cornflower blue, if you know what i mean
Hey ive been meaning to show you guys my lizard:

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hes just a little guy---about a half inch when its cold and 4 inches when hes excited... I named him "the numbers lizard" after the numbers lady... at first I thought he was a girl until I saw him on his back one morning with a weird branch thing coming out of  his between his legs..,he was slapping it with his talons! I called the pet store i bought it from and they said it was very common and he did it to relax himself when he was under stress. so I have been doing this too before every show and sometimes on breaks, too. it really works! the things you can  learn from lizards.

Quote from: c337pilot on January 05, 2014, 10:50:39 PM
1)do you like sushi??

sure. i especially like the little california rolls with the tofu in the middle...and I used to like the halibut but now with fukushiba ive not been eating fish. its probably contaminated

how about that 49ers packers game...it was really something. I was on the edge of the seat the whole time!
I dont know how they play in that cold weather. I remember during the  prediction show someone said wed have arctic conditions and i bonked it. guess I was wrong... haha...

Quote from: c337pilot on January 05, 2014, 10:48:03 PM
So you "dont pay" the hookers for sex. They pay you to leave the ranch because they dont want to have sex with you.

see....this is what I mean guys....I come here to answer your questions and tell you my thoughts and this is what I get...typical
Ive never been with a prostitute EVER. nor would I---its just not something ive ever needed to do. my relationships are my business though and this ends the discussion...come on guys. I think you can come up with better than this

Quote from: DanTSX on January 05, 2014, 10:22:15 PM
I'd tell him to fuck off and consider retirement.

ouch, dan! thats quite a statement. I must say I appreciate your contributions to this board and especially how your not afraid to stand up for 2nd amendment rights...that is desperately needed in these times...I dont know about the bananaclip assault rifles, but the right to bear arms is very important and I dont want to see those rights infringed.
I remember you once asked me on the board if i supported israel...let me say here and now I do. I think a two state solution is the best but not at the expense of Israels territories or Jerusalem. if its Israeli I am for it.

Quote from: c337pilot on January 05, 2014, 10:21:53 PM
1)Why did you bring on ALEX JONESon coast?
2)Why don't you asks better questions?
3)Why don't you retire from Coast?
4)Why did coast hire John B Wells?
5)Why do your businesses go out of business?
6)How much do you pay for your Hookers at the Bunny Ranch?
7)Do you want some more pizza rolls?

Ill happily answer your questions one by one...
Why did I bring on Alex Jones? Alex is a good friend of mine and has a unique perspective on world events....I think he gets a little carried away sometimes and when he made the fake interview with Charlie sheen and President Obama I called him on it. he says some things which need to be said I think and I go on his show like he comes on mine. Alex is a good guy. I have shaken his hand and had a few bears with him...I will be having him on again later in January to talk about the Edward Snowden debacle. personally I think hes a hero...we need more people like him, even if I may not agree about him defecting to the Soviet Union
Why dont I ask better question? I think the questions I ask are ok and so does premier. Sometimes the interviewer will write in questions for me and I read those off. Probably 50 percent of the questions are supplied by the interviewer and I go with those...sometimes the guest just isnt what I thought and Ill tell you its hard to come up with an interesting question the audience would apperciate! anyway, its something Ill work on. why dont you e-mail me with your suggestions. Lets think this through.
Why don't I retire from Coast? Honestly I love this job...Ilove my audience and I love the whole thing. Will I retire someday? I might do that someday but that day isnt now. besides I have that contract that will last until people walk on Mars! I cant STRAIGHT UP TAKE A MIGHTY GORILLA SHIT ON MY CONTRACT LIKE YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Why did coast hire John b Well?s he is also a friend of mine and you got to admit he has a great radio voice! sounds almost like Art I think! He covers a lot of conspiracies which I like because you know I like doing more paranormal or medical issues. Hes one of our favorite hosts and Im glad to have him aboard.
Why do my businesses go out of business? Look, Im sure there are things in your past that didnt work out as planned...we all make mistakes...sometimes you got to pull with punches and get back on your feet. Thats what I did. I may make many a mistake but I learn everytime..,
I wont answer the question about the bunny ranch because Im not that kind of guy.
Pizza rolls? I havent had another bite of one since that one time...hehe...
Hail Satan.

Hi everyone. George Noory here....how are you?
I dont come here so often because of all the hate...there's just too much of it guys. A little joking is fine, but not this. Tetiaryiman's pictures are especially hurtful. When I saw my family in St. Louis they had gotten them blown up  into big posters through imagekind.com and  had hung them up allover the house...I was deeply depressed and drankmyself to sleep that night. Cognac--only the best!
But seriously guys I have nothing against art bell...he was a friend to me when I was starting out and believe it or not I still listen to his old shows! I look up to Art and always have...he may not like the direction I have taken the show or some of the guest decisions ive made,and I respect that. I sometimes dont always look into things as much  as I should beofre I get them set up...its a tough profession. I know a lot of you don't think so but it is.
In all due respects, sometimes the things you say really gets to me. I mean really...I now have a therapist who looks like Kelsey Grammar---hes really good! I sit there on a leather couch and just talk. it really feels good to let it all out.
Anyway guys...Im here again. Gnoory, in the flesh!

Quote from: c337pilot on January 05, 2014, 10:11:43 PM
George still sucks.

If George Noory were here right now, what would you say to him?

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Quote from: RedMichael on January 05, 2014, 08:57:20 PM
He added a lot to his site's store since I last checked.

I think its incredible that people aren't up in arms that he diagnosis doom and gloom but sells the cures on his site.

Oh my God.

You're right.

And he wants $79 for a $20 tool box.

It's not even funny anymore. I think he's going senile or something. This is worse then when Alex Jones went senile. At least when Alex did it he barked like a dog on national television. There was some humor in that. But this is just fucked.

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I was right:


Men In Black [1997] Orion's Belt HD

The "many world" theory is an established part of physics, now.

Here is an interesting video on it:


The Parallel Universe Paradox Solved

I've often wondered if the multiverse follows a fractal-like pattern. I don't know how much you know about fractals but the basic idea is that you have a simple equation which, when set into motion, releases an infinite, 2-dimensional pattern where the large-scale structures mirror the small-scale structures, and vice versa. So that which the infinitely vast and infinitesimally small both seem to possess the same, basic features. I think the first Men In Black movie had something about this --- the universe carried around in the cat's collar (cat's again!).

If an infinite amount of universes exist its at least feasible --- maybe --- that they could intersect or cross over into each other somehow. It would be hard to prove but there's little indications everywhere that this happens.

Here is a cool documentary on fractals:


Arthur C Clarke - Fractals - The Colors Of Infinity

Since you asked, here is another recipe:

One time I really wanted apple pie, but I was too stoned to really leave the house and go get some. So I looked high and low to see what I could find, and I had some applesauce beneath the sink and some saltines up on the fridge. I know right? What luck!

So I what I did was I took the apple sauce, opened it and plopped it in a bowl. Then I took the crackers and crushed them up until they were a fine, crumbled dust. Then I put them in the applesauce and microwaved it for ten minutes. It was awesome! But you know what? It could've been awesomer. So what I did then was is open the fridge and find some Kraft cheese slices. I put them little bastards in the apple sauce/cracker mix, then microwaved it some more. It was incredibly good!

Then I turned on my strobe light and the Shining's "Endless Solitude."

It was so god damn awesome I can't even tell you. (updated better quality version)


Shining - Endless Solitude

By the way, I found some stuff about psychic cats:

http://www.thecatsite.com/a/can-cats-see-ghosts

http://www.angelsghosts.com/cats_see_ghosts.html <---- this website's design is terrible, but it has some good info.

Cats can do everything.

Quote from: Ghost Gab on January 05, 2014, 06:57:35 PM
Oh my! Remember this lovely Christmas card you sent to RMGE this Christmas? Would you be opposed to us borrowing your cat for our next investigation? The ears look perfect on this furry little fellow!!!
Kris & Mike of Ghost Gab

Your picture isn't posting on my end, so I'll repost it:

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That was my cat Giancarlo Ribisi III. Unfortunately he was eaten by my friend Andy's rare python. I left them both in the living room to watch TV when I went to go get some smokes at the gas station and thought they'd get along because I had fed Leonardo (the python) a few frozen mice earlier that morning.  When I came back poor Giancarlo was already half-way into Leonardo's mouth. I'll never forget the look of terror on Giancarlo's eyes. Leonardo gulped him down. That was a tragic, tragic day.

Here is a youtube of Leonardo with a soundtrack by John tesh:


Spider Ball Python eating a large rat

Quote from: c337pilot on January 05, 2014, 06:21:23 PM
If George was a fisherman, he will be a MASTERBAITER.

That's mean, pilot. George is actually growing on me, lately. His non-sequiturs, gaffs and malfeasant inattention are part of the show's appeal.

Consider this for a moment: would Hilly Rose have a "Hilly Rose sucks" website? No. Would Mike Seagal have a "Mike Seagal sucks" website? No. There is an artistry to George Noory's suckage. It is like a Jackson Pollock painting: at first you're thrown off. It looks like nonsense, a travesty. Did the painter go insane? Did he have a drunken rage? But then you look a little closer and find that in the midst of the chaos there is a beautiful, bright center. And on that center is a mustache.

That mustache is George Noory.

Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 05, 2014, 06:13:55 PM
Laughing so hard I'm crying.

Poor George. I wish he would come around more. Speaking of, is that his quote at the top of the forum?

No that's from the General Musings of Falkie Thread. Nooryisawesome is the source of the quote, I believe.

Quote from: Ghost Gab on January 05, 2014, 05:58:07 PM
Thanks for the welcome. Yes, we have thought about possibly getting a cat that could assist on investigations. As you suggested, a cat might be the best choice. We may soon be seeking out a cat with those special qualities. A good location to find a special cat might be the alley behind the food establishment that is said to have a fondness for cats. Although Kris and I are not in the mood for chinese today we may try that delightfully exquisite parmesan cheese chicken recipe you suggested. Not only are you on the cutting edge of the paranormal field technology, you seem to be a culinary genius. Please do share more, and maybe consider starting your own paranormal group.
For all you new fans, we loaded a new podcast today. Show 9 is up at www.ghostgab.com
Thanks, Kris & Mike

Damn, I pretty much said everything I know in that little technical discussion with Eddie Dean. Hmmm.

I wonder what sort of cats would be the most psychic. I think a Scottish fold would probably be more psychic than other cats because its ears are rounded, which means it might be able to pick up on subtle frequencies that other cats with pointy ears can't. That's just a theory, though. It could well be mistaken!

You'd need to either put a bell on the cat's collar, or have the cat on a leash --- unless its a well trained cat. Most cats are difficult to train to do anything, though. If you get it on a leash I'd recommend one of those leashes that is attached to a spool, so it can go pretty far withought being connected to the ghost hunter. Although you've got to watch out for the cases when the cat will wind itself around something.

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Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 05, 2014, 05:56:18 PM
He should feel flattered by all this creative energy he's fueling.

I sent George my thoughts on guys who pay for first dates with coupons the other night. He asked the C2C audience what they thought about guys who pay for first dates with coupons. He had overheard two women talking at dinner, and one was horrified because the guy took her out on a first date and used a coupon.

I kind of agree. There's no romance or courtship in a coupon. Save the coupons for after consummation.

I'm willing to bet he made up that story about the two women talking at dinner. Probably what happened is he got a date on Christian Mingle or Plenty of Fish or something, then he took her out to Long John Silver because he had a coupon. She probably socked him in the jaw with her alligator-skin purse, then called him a "groveling goblin shit", then left in a huff.

Way to go George!

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Gnoory needs to log the fuck on and waste the day here with us.

TO HELL WITH SUNDAY!!!

TO HELL WITH SNOW!!!!

TO HELL!!!!

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Quote from: Seraphim27 on January 05, 2014, 05:05:16 PM
Can you make one with Hello Kitty?

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