Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[The General]

I know the feeling.  Almost every day, some moocher or another is looking to me for a handout.  "Hey Daddio, can I have twenty bucks?"  "Daddio, I'm hungry, can you buy me lunch?"

Get a job, I tell them.

Damn kids.  Think I'm made of money.

I know!
What am I, made of fist bumps?
Get a job, punk.

[onan]

I know the feeling.  Almost every day, some moocher or another is looking to me for a handout.  "Hey Daddio, can I have twenty bucks?"  "Daddio, I'm hungry, can you buy me lunch?"

Get a job, I tell them.

Damn kids.  Think I'm made of money.

I wasn't lying man, I was hungry. And it was lunch time.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

But I specifically do so much generalizing.

But, yeah, true story.
Homeless drunk, just this afternoon, passes me on the street, and says, "Hey, it's the General!"
And then extends his hand for a fistbump. 

WTF

I think it's the military dress uniform and the hat.  Maybe you should just wear your combat fatigues next time.

Seriously, though, I can see how you felt a little weirded out.

[The General]

I think it's the military dress uniform and the hat.  Maybe you should just wear your combat fatigues next time.

"Good point."
(ala Noory Soundboard)

[Treading Water]

Homeless drunk, just this afternoon, passes me on the street, and says, "Hey, it's the General!"
And then extends his hand for a fistbump. 

He's an angel, I tell ya.'  Come through a portal he did!!!

[RealCool Daddio]

I wasn't lying man, I was hungry. And it was lunch time.

How many times do I have to tell you kids - it's your Mom's job to feed you and cloth you and love you and whatnot.  I'm mostly in it for the whoopin's.

[jazmunda]

http://youtu.be/79UdOJCuFa0

Watch for the handshake fail at 0:26.

I'm not sure who has more brain cells.

[bateman]

I don't know what the hell is happening in this video, but it doesn't really matter.


http://youtu.be/L8eRzOYhLuw

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://youtu.be/79UdOJCuFa0

Watch for the handshake fail at 0:26.

I'm not sure who has more brain cells.

Noory didn't even mention that Hollywood blockbuster Under Siege.  Simply the best film I've ever seen with Steven Seagal and Gary Busey.  The only film I've seen with Steven Seagal and Gary Busey.

By the way, who produces this thing?  I'm getting dizzy with all the camera changes and Busey doesn't know where to look.  Not to mention he seems uncomfortable in that exposed bar stool.

[jazmunda]

Noory didn't even mention that Hollywood blockbuster Under Siege.  Simply the best film I've ever seen with Steven Seagal and Gary Busey.  The only film I've seen with Steven Seagal and Gary Busey.

By the way, who produces this thing?  I'm getting dizzy with a ll the camera changes and Busey doesn't know where to look.  Not to mention he seems uncomfortable in that exposed bar stool.

Fixed 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's funny all the extraneous verbosity I put into my posts when I'm pretty concise in regular life.

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/79UdOJCuFa0

Watch for the handshake fail at 0:26.

I'm not sure who has more brain cells.

Ghoulish George makes an appearance at 2:43 "Little children screaming!"

[b_dubb]

I don't know what the hell is happening in this video, but it doesn't really matter.


http://youtu.be/L8eRzOYhLuw

She's really cute.  I'm not sure what else there is to say about that but ... gee ... perty.

[jazmunda]

Ghoulish George makes an appearance at 2:43 "Little children screaming!"

I would like to hear that EVP. Georgie is just making shit up now.

[jazmunda]

She's really cute.  I'm not sure what else there is to say about that but ... gee ... perty.

I believe she was apart of The Fappening.

[jazmunda]

It's funny all the extraneous verbosity I put into my posts when I'm pretty concise in regular life.

You should hear what you say in reverse speech.

[bateman]

I would like to hear that EVP. Georgie is just making shit up now fantasizing.

Fixed

[bateman]

I believe she was apart of The Fappening.

Supposedly. Hard to tell if it's her because she doesn't show her face, but I choose to believe.

[eddie dean]

http://youtu.be/79UdOJCuFa0

Watch for the handshake fail at 0:26.

I'm not sure who has more brain cells.

Best thing about that clip, KFC chicken and biscuit bowls!
Mmmmmmm chicken!
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[Evil Twin Of Zen]

does anyone know how many times Gregory House (House MD) insulted Canada?

oh and cool.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_%28TV_series%29

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just watched Zeebo stealing from my hazelnut tree while his rabbit and deer buddies looked on.  I give the deer some leeway because he has a bum leg, but I think that bunny is a bad influence.  Those Easter eggs he leaves me are not chocolate.  Zeebo, I thought you were my friend  .

btw, when did you dye your hair black?

[Heather Wade]

Dude, everyone knows bunnies are a bad influence on squirrels.  Heh.

[Cynnie]

I'm listening to an art bell stream ..and man..
I miss that fucking guy

[Eddie Coyle]

      One could do a "separated at birth" with Michio Kaku and Jimmy Page nowadays.

[jazmunda]

      One could do a "separated at birth" with Michio Kaku and Jimmy Page nowadays.

Holy shit! You've just solved Guitar String Theory!

[zeebo]

I just watched Zeebo stealing from my hazelnut tree while his rabbit and deer buddies looked on.  I give the deer some leeway because he has a bum leg, but I think that bunny is a bad influence.  Those Easter eggs he leaves me are not chocolate.  Zeebo, I thought you were my friend  .

btw, when did you dye your hair black?

That must've been my evil twin Morbo.  He probably dyed his fur to evade the law - he's wanted for investment fraud.  Don't let him talk you into any acorn futures.

[zeebo]

Holy shit! You've just solved Guitar String Theory!

Yep same number of dimensions as strings on a double-neck guitar. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That must've been my evil twin Morbo.  He probably dyed his fur to evade the law - he's wanted for investment fraud.  Don't let him talk you into any acorn futures.

I knew it couldn't have been you.  I just knew it.  Sorry about the accusation.

[George Drooly]

A babbling homeless drunk on the streets of Seattle just called me "The General."

What street and when? I think that was me.

[The General]

What street and when? I think that was me.

September 3rd, around 1 PM, on Alaskan Way and 1st ave S.
Do you have no teeth, prison tats, and bushy red hair?